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Her pubic hair is reminiscent of the Amazon forest.

jereal: ...and is that supposed to be a good thing...?

...games are getting better by the day, I don't wanna ever be like you...!

lol. . .I still game. I'm just not hardcore anymore. I'm into RTS games now.

mkmyers45: Yeah..i tell ya.maybe someday i go do 3 days straight for Guiness World Record

lol. . .Are you suicidal?

I must be a day old.

Pardon me, OP, but this is craaaaaaap!

Finally moved to the second from bottom position on the IQ chart of her class, ahead of the mentally challenged boy. lol

I did not sign up for this.

SimonAndal: Dude's an amateur! His mates played and died. Lol.
On a more serious note, which mum will let her kid stay in his room for a four-day stretch? Definitely not mine.

Japanese hikikomoris' spend the best part of their youth playing games in their bedrooms.

Billyonaire: same here, gaming is irresistible and addictive.

Yeah. Thank heavens I got over it.

mkmyers45: Played Football Manager for 32 hours some years ago..then i had momentum.

That game is addictive, mann.

I won't do it. Not even for a trillion naira.

Beer, money, and sex?! Are you off your chump?!! Ok. I like money. But, it's not what drives me.

When I was younger, I used to do 24 hours. What was I thinking?!

seedord247: Na ordinary civilian them fit do al this thing too.... Boko haram dey there dem nor fit do anything.

You're not making any sense here.

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funny amateur soldiers, can only do better at road blocks. when BH boys show we go knw whc pple actually had a training.

I put it to you that you're just as idiotic as you are ignorant. I can't believe a Nigerian can be this silly. If you know nothing about warfare, shut that stinky hole you call your mouth.

I did not sign up for this shite.

You come across as psychotic.

Hey, dorks. Now you know what a joystick looks like.

ijebabe: Pissed at nature cos he's ugly as f***

Give your imagination a break, girl.
@topic
He's a tranny.

Reality is everything.

yeye4live: Am dis guy wit so many female friends around me,each time pple sees me wit diff one dey start advising me yeye y not have a girl friend n stop dis life,n wen I ask dem were s it writen its mandatory a guy hav a girl friend b4 wedding no one wil answer me,as 4me d only union I kno dat s som how by force or fire is marriage, am nt in 4dat now.
D issue here now s, s it mandatory 4a guy 2b in a relationship b4 mariage

No. You can propose to a random girl in the club.

Adeks: Had a crush on her until she fell my hand. Wanna know wat she did?

She was caught in the act with e-jaybabe.

We can't rule anything out. Dude may be a crossdresser.

Victory for Nigeria!!!

[quote author=*Ileke-IdI]One thing for sure is that the door of opens up communication.

What happened to the old adage; If he/she cheats once, he/she is bound to cheat again. [/quote]This has got to be Swahili.

mukina2: they've left her behind

LMAO

He's done nothing wrong here: one can see he's just blinking.

Trouble.

[quote author=i-smoke-weed]Yet the only physical fitness you engage in stimulates only your waist and groin regions

Puuaahh!! (Spits smoke)

Pathetic[/quote]And who the fucck are you to call me out?! I don't roll with weed smokers!! Freaking troll!!!

What kind of pastor hits out at women? And no-one born of a woman can hit my mother in my presence without having his spleen ripped out.

Truth is: many Nigerian girls are paranoid.