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He must be KGB.

[quote author=BABE! link=topic=811170.msg9634608#msg9634608 date=1322281014]Less exposed = decent. ? Chei!

Why am I even surprised? I heard an average Nigerian man is "scared" of a lady that drives a car. How true is this, Potential Java-men? [/quote]I never said less exposed = decent. And I've neva being scared of a lady.

tellwisdom:
Now, tel me where are you combating?

I can't disclose my AO as I'm Special Forces. OR you can tell me your location so I'll have someone 'terminate' you 10seconds after sharing the info with you.

[quote author=Mrs, Chima link=topic=811379.msg9634213#msg9634213 date=1322268568]Come on Cletus! Show me your best shot![/quote]Ok, here's the plan: I'll use none of my state-of-the-art weapons of war. Instead, I'll hypnotise the whole of Al' Qaeda; make them believe you possess the key to paradise. Hahahaha!

kelz88:
LOL tryna act like you know me or something. Aint gonna work on me.

Studied pyschology for Alevels. No be only you go school.

Quaking in your boots already, Miss. Chill, I'm still observing. Awesome@ psychology for A' levels. Big lie!

tellwisdom:
Now im confused

Have you been abusing drugs, stimulants especially?

[quote author=Mrs, Chima link=topic=811379.msg9634165#msg9634165 date=1322267638]I am not scared of you. I know how to use weapons too. [/quote]Oh yeah?! We'll see about that!!

kelz88:
Please how did you link me to boko haram, Mr. Psychologist.

Very simple: ArQueBuSieR's theory of random linking.

kelz88:
LMAO!!! You so can't. I can get away with murder.

haha. . There you go: You gave yourself away again. I could write your biography. lol. .Don't freak out just yet.

kelz88:
Hmmmm. If I pretend to be a good girl you wont be able to catch me out.
I don't lie but when I do people tend to believe me.


Psychologists can be tricked. Aren't they humans?

Don't bet on it. The facade won't last. As a matter of fact, I can see right through you. . .Hehe

Your boss is an educated illiterate.

[quote author=Mrs, Chima link=topic=811379.msg9634099#msg9634099 date=1322266227]POV these nuts.[/quote]What?! Look, you see this giant rod in your face? It not a dxxk. It's the turret of my M1A1 Abrams tank. Please don't make me pull the trigger. . . You were saying . . .?

[quote author=Mrs, Chima link=topic=811379.msg9634076#msg9634076 date=1322265702]Mandingo Warrior!

Why my brother always laugh when I say that?!!! [/quote]Erm. . .From a psychologists P0V. . .I think. . .you should take your bro to the nearest shrink as his case is way beyond my unquantifiable capabilities!!!

kelz88:
b h ?

Yeah! Boko Haram!!

MsDarkSkin:
Mine is a 'warrior' by blood.

But i know what you mean and the answer is NO.

There's no such thing as a 'warrior' by blood.

kelz88:
Now where did you get that from?

I don't deal with guys that carry guns.

You do! And I have proof. Be prepared to face the full wrath of the law, Miss BH!!!

kelz88:
Older "uncles" called me their wife when I was little. It sounds like you're a little boy.

Uh-oh! Pass me my flak jacket, please.

tellwisdom:
Now, what is the subject matter?? .

Your memory is just amazing, dude.

kelz88:
I've been to one. What difference does that make?


Guys in the army don't do it for me.

Now I get it: You dig guys in Boko Haram.

kelz88:
Why not?

I can extract info from verbal and non-verbal cues, that's why not. And I might as well hypnotise the subject. . . Hehe

kelz88:
I do! Imagine an Igbo warrior. One feared and respected, and most likely fit. Yum!


Can't imagine getting married to someone who I will only see during festive seasons. Long distance relationships are a nightmare.

And there's nothing attractive about Naija men in military barracks.

And how many barracks have you been to?

Hehehe. . .Error.

tellwisdom:
,Bro, you drink GIN SOMETIMES??

Gin? No. I only ingest a pill or two of LSD.

I can't believe I read the whole thing. Darn! Shoot me, somebody!!

kelz88:
Hope the so-called homely girl isn't doing all that to fool you.

lol, Fool a psychologist?!

kelz88:
If we were back in the old school and he was a village warrior then ye. But one that goes to Iraq, or the typical Naija military man? No thanks.

No way. . .You don't mean it, certainly.

tellwisdom:
Were you passingby an army BARRACK when you tot of this??

No, I was in combat gear looking to ambush you when I thought of "this".

2buff:
I dunno about Naija, but in the US, you'll hardly find a soldier in domestic abuse case.

They are often too happy to see their family to start getting physical with them.
He knows that THEY are the ones he goes out in the field to get shot for, and he proves that he would DIE for her everyday at work.

It's not easy being a soldier's wife due to the long away-times and the constant uncertainty. But if you're not built for that, just don't start it ladies.
It's not just about "I love a man in uniform" and other toto-based feelings. There are serious responsibilities for being with a man in uniform.
YOU are that man's anchor to humanity when all around him is death and inhumanity. YOU are the reason he keeps on crawling with a bullet lodged in his leg.
The moment you start cheating on him and he finds out. . .

damn . . . Sh[i]i[/i]t gets bad . . .

Bravo! A+ for you.

Goldieluks:
Oh wow?! are you sure about your statement?

I'm darn sure, yeah.

Goldieluks:
O yeah?

*nodding* Yeah, yeah! And they're probably the only men who'll take a hard copy of your picture to 'work'. Isn't that romantic?

[quote author=Mynd_44 link=topic=811379.msg9632679#msg9632679 date=1322248173]^^^
This is Naija normal rules don't apply[/quote]You got proof?

[quote author=Natasha,, link=topic=811379.msg9632527#msg9632527 date=1322246556]Its not a bad idea why not? [/quote]Now, that's what I like to hear! Soldiers are humanized too.