₦airaland Forum

asuoka:
sorry...have u done what i told u to do....

on it. I will send you a text when am done.

asuoka:
smh.....

>: smh for me again?

If aloe vera didn't work, try fresh garlic. Peel it and grind it into a paste, apply on d affected area.

asuoka:
your either a nigerian or not....dont be a rebel

well, I am a stubborn rebel.

asuoka:
Ill choose ur nigerian people not biafra...I sworn to defend Nigeria not biafra...get it

u like me, u don't like my people

Chai! God have mercy, I dey clingy a little o.

asuoka:
if i marry you..it is as a nigerian..not one biafra

and what becomes of my people?

Weldone gallant men. We are getting there.

fx45:
No sitting on the fence honey... We don come be say, we don come. These Ofenmanu descendants of jealousy, envy, greed and hate need to be put in their proper place. Don't relent

onye nkem ke kwanu?

asuoka:
na wa 4 u ooo...i have some nigerian army offensive videos...am so joyous...

where did u get that from?

Chai! I don repent, na dis kind thread I dey like before.

asuoka:
i dont fancy that name..i fancy one nigeria

get ready to kill me join.

Chai! This is so touching. People are applauding their gallant soldiers, here in nigeria, many of us have chosen to mock dis men and women of honour. I celebrate my nigeria gallant heroes out there fighting to keep us safe and d ones already gone to glory for my sake. I doff my hat for u guys and I give u my own standing ovation. Thk u so much. Alfa, charlie, kilo. Thk u all, I love u guys. Lalasticlala, front page abeg.

asuoka:
Mine is different I am going to fight against the enemies of Nigeria...ill kill them nicely

we biafrans are in trouble.

profojah:
Chai chineke! ...onye bu' general asuoka?..na soldier?

dim na nairaland bu onye soldier. Lol

867Y5309:
IF you wait for them to get to your land before pushing them, you may succeed then they will become your neighbours and gradually corrupt your bloodlines then push you out, or you may fail and your entire tribe will be annihilated. YOU CHOOSE

no, we can't tamper with other peoples territory. Like I said, we are prepared and waiting

profojah:
Needle?..no I don't need that...I only need a wet & cold saliva on my d!ck...Can you help?

wait! Make my general asuoka catch u.

tonychristopher:
Udo Di....ona enwere nlo nrolo..dika joeseph the dreamer na nro ahu mu na gi jebere Jamaica na enwere anuli,ina amuli nsiri Jamaica jebe Paris ina amuli..peppyluv nokwa ya..mbia zunye range rover evogue..ona enwe obi oma. Afukwa ify na babyosisi mgbara ticket ka ha bia Nigeria

Nro ahu mere m hapu itete..mana mgbe tetere. obi bu Kedu lovelylilac m


Nwanyi eji eje mba
Asadike m


Ihe m bu wu ogologodimkpa


Okeipku ana atu ujo,oga ara onwe ya? Mbanu


Nwanyioma

Ka jee mee presentation na office ...emecha ka anyi fu na owerri nchi


Gbado anya

onye ozo kene re gi, onye ozo. Ka ibu n'obi, dalu, ekene kwa m gi.

asuoka:
Good Morning...tell the man that he killed someone...can he make a "Hair"...talkless of the whole man...God judgement walahi he can't escape...I swear...a baby for dat matter

I did and he told me to go and die. You see. And you want to be a general?

In dis critical period?

Oh my God! 24 nigerien troops? Rip dear gallant men.

See as they pursue a whole eze comot for him dormot. I see. Gradually aproaching igbo land? My people will welcome u gladly. Try any rubbish, na dat time una go know say dat una weapon, na we dey produce d original. Nonsense.

profojah:
Nurse, I dey see some kain funny veins on my d!ck...wetin cause am?

lol. U no well. Oya come make I carry needle shook am, e go disappear sharp sharp.

nortcentrallord:
Okkk, sorry, I was too harsh though. Just be careful though, those guys especially those Hausa boiz got real issues with women and self esteem. T'll be bad for a polite nice pretty gurl like you to go thru such experience.

kk. Thks darling

asuoka:
What he killed the child

yes my general. D new baby had four teeth wit head and shoulder join together. But I just couldn't do it. Good a.m dear.

nortcentrallord:
That's the kinda jist u have with a bike man? No wonder we hear of bike men rapping girls both pregnant and flat bellied.

he was like 'nurse, is this normal?

profojah:
Ori bike man yen ti daru...shey na you he suppose ask.

ebi re ko. Na my nursing uniform cause am

Come out straight. You should probably go out for a drink together, then break it to him using simple tenses.

the bike man that dropped me off at d hosp where I work asked me d same question o.

asuoka:
Were u scared...

no. But I believe its wrong for me to try such. I have no right to take his life since I am yet unmarried and will have my own kids one day.

asuoka:
Thanks...now wat happened btw u and ur oga...start talking nw nw

yes,my general. We did a caesarean section, it was a deformed baby boy. He asked me to smother it but I couldn't. He took it personally and gave me d insult of my life.

asuoka:
Thanks...now wat happened btw u and ur oga...start talking nw nw

yes,my general. We did a caesarean section, it was a deformed baby boy. He asked me to smother it but I couldn't. He took it personally and insulted me.