₦airaland Forum

ShirelleBaby:
How are u?
Enjoy ur man oh.

lol. Thks my dear

ShirelleBaby:
ASADIKE IS THE BABE-

Ehya.

see my ije love o

abrahym:
Come to my village here in Irepodun kwara state

yes dear, kwara state is a very peaceful state.

I think d east is generally safe especially anambra state with that our 'no nonsense' governor.

EmmySparky:
for real...my action pass 3 soldier men at once...

emeka biko hapu mu aka and have a great day.

Chad,niger and cameroun are just looking for a way to humiliate nigeria-d so called giant of africa. They are quick to tell d world that we now depend on them to fight boko harams. Do I blame them? Not at all, boko haram would have been a forgotten issue if d northerners were not blinded with their hatred for ihejirika. Then bokoharams were termed 'innocent northerners', today everyone is looking for d decimation magic whether innocent or not. Our slogan today is 'kill them all'. We nigerians are really our own problem.

EmmySparky:
lol ur funny..its true sha...but the cash is rolling in though...hard working stuff

keep d cash,give me d action.

Ucheosefoh:
What did you want?

simple. Cut off your legs

Ucheosefoh:
Baby come cry on my shoulder it is accommodating

I don't want a shoulder.

EmmySparky:
how sure are u...or do I look too cute to be one...lol...

no emmy,u are a hustler. I don't want a hustler,I want a soldier. Ngwa bounce!

EmmySparky:
oya cry am waiting

you are not a soldier, oya bounce

asuoka:
Hi guys I need your help on something

I have a girl that loves me so much...she would never cheat on me or live for any reason..

But their is another thing my choice of career..I am joining the army this year and I told my girl...she gave no no..sighting her reasons that I might get killed in action..and I told her she is free to go and date anoda man...so dat I can live her thoughts but she loves me too much

I really wanna serve my country the right way and my dream is to be an army officer all my life but my girl is so heart broken and making me to feel sad like I am deliberately duping her ....I told her if anoda man ask her out she should give him a chance but my girl no gree

Pls what do I do...cause I really love her but she hates my career path with passion...and I want to be a soldier

my God! Kola, u will not lose both I promise u. Am overwhelmed.

Chai! These are d kind of pix that makes me cry.

Don't eat it. Tell her u have no appetite. Something is fishy here.

DesChyko:
You were cheating on her! She caught you.
1. She didn't create a scene.
2. She didn't walk out on you.
3. She didn't even cause any humiliation whatsoever.

Instead she offered you a pure smile. One that reminds you of the sun. She still went ahead to carry out the quite tedious task of cooking. And after inviting you and your partner to eat, after doing all these for you, while you and the cheating partner were still in the room trying to figure out what next to do, you still think you have an option of refusing to eat??

My friend, if you don't want to die by something more gruesome like having a pestle resting inside your skull or having a knife sticking out of your left buttocks, better go and eat that poisoned food now

lol! I can't stop laughing o

sinizia:
Both are important. While still single, no woman takes the number one spot of my mom, but on the day I officially say I do and marry her, she becomes my better half. The mother of my future children. My confidant. My best friend - she becomes my number one.

it doesn't mean I'll forget my mom. Never!! I'll love her to heaven and back, but it's time to face my future and that future is with my wife. For now, mom is more important.

thumbs up for u

Mine is ' where did u learn to cook dis way, is your mum a caterer? Chai! Great body! And nne, you are too emotional, you too dey cry'.

Excuse yourself, run as fast as your legs could carry you back to your house, repent and become a true born again abstaining from sex at least one year till u get married.

May God avert it for us.

What jungle justice! In a dirty environment for that matter. Madam, you no try at all. How can u cheat on your man? After a hard day's job, your man need all d happiness he can get,and you gave him that by cheating on him? you don't have to marry him in d first place if you don't love him enough to keep your body just for him. As 4 dat woman beater, can somebody shoot him to death for me pls. How can d neighbours hate dis woman so much? Those neighbours don't deserve to be humans at all. If God be man, I for say make he turn them to animals. What rubbish!

Happy mothering sunday to mummy kola ati iya ibeji.

Op, are u a catholic? Mary have other children.

Even d abuse of paracetamol can kill not to talk of a higher type of analgesic like tramadol, diclofenac etc

I think that question should be directed to d mods.

odingidiong:
A ask me out

I should ask u out? Oya come make we go nairaland tasty chicken.

Educative thks

A

Just set her up like calling your friend to share a drink with u in d same bar.

Call your boyfriend and tell him immediately. With that you must have killed two birds with one stone.

asuoka:
Ok...ill just be...but ill be ur friend all the time...ill support ur relationship anytime any day...am not against who Ur with

now u are breaking me seriously.

Why always india? Haba kilode? Police had better catch those hoodlums o. Take care my dear rev sister, ndo oh. Ndo ma.

Mama peace no try at all. Politics is not a do or die affair. What you say is like an egg, when it breaks you can't scoop it. You can't take back your word as soon as it is out. Mummy peace is not just uncle joe,s wife, she is d first lady of nigeria including d north and she could do better by minding her utterances.