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*Today is World 'Penis Day'....Funny but Educative....*
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*A true friend is like a Penis, he stands up for you in times of need. A genuine friend is like a Bra, she supports you at all times. A faithful friend is like a Condom, he protects you from all harm, A loving friend is like a Vagina, she accomodates you fully despite the size of yr problem, what kind of a friend are you to me? Penis, Bra, Condom, or Vagina friend?*
*Do u know that the Penis is d greatest breakfast ever? According to doctors it has a mushroom head, a sausage body, two eggs and milk which provides nutrients. Thus making ladies healthy and full for 9 months*.
*Besides it has 3 good manners too*
1) *Its very courteous, it stands before it performs*
2) *It is very emotional, it weeps during performance*
3) *It is polite, it bows after performing.*.
(1) Kamasutra says : If you suck one nipple, the woman herself offers the other one. And that was the origin of "buy one get one free!"*
(2) *Did you ever notice: everything on a woman's upper body starts with a "B". Blouse, Bra, Bikini, Boobs & lower body with a "P" Peticoat, panties, pussy... That's origin of BP!*
(3) *Before sex, you help each other get naked. After sex, you dress only yourself. Moral: In life no one helps you once you're bleeped*.
(4) *Success is like 'pregnancy'. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got bleeped to achieve it*.
(5) *Life is like a dick, sometimes it becomes hard for no reason*.
(6) *Practical thought: A husband is supposed to make his wife's panties wet, not her eyes. A wife is supposed to make her husband's dick hard, not his life*.
*When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch her stomach & say "Congrats"!*
*But none of them come and touch the man's Penis and say "Well done"!*
*Moral: "Hard work is never appreciated: "Only results matter"*
"Happy Penis Day"

Chiscomax:
Hacked account maybe

I don't understand u pls?

Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew attention seekers every where. Wayward children every where.

Jessidaisy4:
Or maybe he's just seeking attention
Maybe

No dear, as u can see a confirmation comment of one of his neighbourhood guy who even stress the reason why the stupid guy was nicknamed medal as a result of his waywardness in their area.

The process that led to the birth of some people into this world is already faulty that even God almighty can't forgive them & their generations yet unborn as a result of either atrocities committed by themselves or their past generation(s). In short, one shouldn't expect a building with faulty foundation to stand the test of time. May God punish all those who are making our society a difficult place to live in.

shamecurls:



Pained Wailer.......

The North-Western alliance got Buhari to that position and it will repeat itself in 2019 and 2023.

Yea true talk, no nation can acheive it goal & aspiration in isolation. Yeastern we need others o biko.

Bootybuttchic:
nairaland freind ke?what did they say i did o

I am sorry sha, don't mean to offend u.

Bootybuttchic:
nairaland freind ke?what did they say i did o

tanx so much dear for ur kind & timely reply. It was a discussion about a friend one will always cherish & labour for in life. However, according to him my description exactly matched u. Then us username was sent to me so we can rubbe minds. Tank dear

Hello dear
It is a pleasure to meet u, I was discussing with a nairalander friend and he told me so much about u.
It will be highly appreciated if u will give me opportunity to hear me out. Tanx dear

Chikpat:
Type her name on d search bar and click search. Den u can proceed wt all d steps yong men take.

OK. Let me try again. Tanx bro

abuayman:
Hahaha. Thank God dem be 4, as a Muslim, yhu guys know the rest

na u alone, y u choose to take all. Bad guy

Johnkantius97:
the lawyer has a dangerous job. (kidnapping things)
the soldier is as good as dead
the nurse is almost never at home
the policewoman... still has a dangerous job

I think the nurse is the safer option

OK, safety first. Wise guy

Hillzy:
Omoh dat army girl fine o, but na dat police woman sure pass c her rank, c as star plenty so her pay go huge dat mean say enough bar go dey wey she go waste

OK. Understood that ur choice is based on wealth.

Paulpaulpaul:
That lawyer, her smile is infectious

up choice is based on attraction right?

ikombe:
I think the nurse will do just fine

why? Lolzzzzzzzzz

Be objective and choose wisely. If possible with a reason to back up up choice. Good luck guys

Greenbullet:
ahhh SSBBW, OFÉ PA ÀRA RE.

Not @ all

Chikpat:
Check dis Nland babe, She package wella

Bootybuttchic

Pls, do help me on how to search for her here pls

Chikpat:
Check dis Nland babe, She package wella

Bootybuttchic

Ok Bro. Tanx so much.

mriyesecnerwal:
I want to know the brand of weed she took

Cant just stop lafin

Drdreyy:
Don't bother searching for those acronyms, Google will lead you to wrong sites because those acronyms have been abused.

SSBBW = Super Sized Big Beautiful Women. It's used to describe extra large women. Usually women weighing 400 pounds (181 kg) and above.

BBW, infer full meaning above, not too fat, it usually describes chubby ladies with fat deposits @the right place and right proportion

Ok sir, i m kinly following

Stalker365:
I ain't got no massive ass

Change is the only permanent thing in life. u can make me love and live with what u av dear, tanx.

Drdreyy:
I want to believe you are joking.
This type of women are classified under SSBBW. They look nasty and disgusting when unclad. This particular one you are currently looking at, if she takes those stuffs off, you will run away.

If you like them big, go for BBW.

Best advice so far & wil surely put this into consideration. Tanx Bro.

Drdreyy:
It's real Bro, that is Mikel Ruffileni, Guinness world record holder for the biggest/widest hips in the world. Measuring about 5ft across.

And that's her husband holding her. He claims he likes her the way she is and doesn't want her to lose weight.

GBAM, Tanx bro.

mhisbliss:
hope you're ready to loose your life

For her type, yes dear.

cassidy1996:
don't mind him...

Mind me pls, i m seriously serious.

DTOBS:
Op! You should be on your way to heaven oooo... Dem plenty for dia

I wan start from here.

gloriaunobi:
blood of Jesus

Yes, in Jesus name i pray to have her type. Amen

IamNawty:
Mtchewwwwww

don't mean to offend u dear. All what I want from u is just such girls location or contact. Finish, lolzzz

Piercedclit1:
You wanna die?
That ass i see there will just swallow you.

that is just my choice dear except u can be of help in changing my my desire of big extra large girls. Plus advice me dear. Tanx

Stalker365:
Lol. Congrats in advance. I pray you find who you're looking for

hi dear. U sound as if u can be of help. Lolzzzzzz

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