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Politics / Re: Eko Cares: Sanwo-Olu Launches Food Packs For 500,000 Households by ashawopikin(m): 9:31pm On Apr 24
For how long?
Romance / Re: My Night Bus Experience - A true Story by ashawopikin(m): 8:58am On Apr 22
Sapasenator:
I just remembered a memorable experience I had and this happened in the mid-2000. I was a Chartered accountant and about 23yr old at the time, an auditor at a multi-national company in Lagos.

We usually would make lots of money when would go on audit trips round the country and I would do about 3 to 4 trips in a month.

I was scheduled to travel from Lagos for audits in Kano and also cover our depots in Katsina at the time. I was usually paid by my company to fly, but we had this habit of taking the night bus, we had to resume at the depot the next morning.

We had a reliable contact at MMA who would come to my after each trip to provide us with fake travel and hotel reservation tickets. This is useful to claim trav expenses upon return from our company. There was so much money in each audit trips, at the time, you could go on about two trips and buy a car on return.

Now, I decided to corner some free cash for myself by taking the night bus instead of flying even though it was a risky proposition, Also, there were lots of plane crashes at the time and I was morbidly terrified of our domestic flights, It would be my first time of traveling to Kano and a night journey journey for that matter. I was very nervous and having some security concerns.

On the D-day, I had left my office around 4pm for the bus park, got to Jibowu early, at around 6pm. I had prceeded to buy
my ticket and was directed to a nice and cozy spot right beside the window close to the back row.

Being a chatty person, I became friendly with the ticket guy and we got talking, I told him I didn't want an ugly fat passenger sitting next to me, and if he could arrange a beautiful lady to sit beside me, I gave him extra cash, I was very loaded at the time and didnt know what to do with money.

He told me not to worry and I went off to get myself a nice egusi soup at the park. I returned and got on the bus to go relax before the take off. After a while, I came down again and noticed a very beautiful petite young lady walking toward our bus, she was carrying a luggage. I had my eyes on her the whole time and she truly looked very beautiful, about 5ft 4", a perky small firm breast with hard nipples jutting through her tight tops. As she walked pass me toward the ticket guy, my gaze went to her ass, Omg! they were perfectly rounded, slim waist and my gaze could not leave the ass as I was admiring the beautiful work of the creator.

My mind started jumping wild with excitements, at last it was going to be a memorable trip. I started to worship God for little miracles,WHAT A NIGHT THIS WAS TURNING OUT TO BE! The ticket guy winked at me stylishly, smiled and sold a ticket to the lady.
I was kinda wondering wadda hell this boy was winking at me for.

Guess what guys!

I later realized this beautiful damsel was going to be seated next right to me all through the journey, mostly in pitch darkness . I silently thanked God for this miraculous coincidence, alas, my night would not be boring and dangerous as I had initially thought, up to this time in my life, I have never had any tango with an Hausa lady and determined to make the most of that night.
My chin droppe slightly on my chest while I offered a silent prayer to God to give me the wisdom of king solomon and courage to execute with precision all my daring plans that very night.

The journey was going to be more than 7hours and I was determined to make the most of it. I started getting visibly excited with my heart palpitating, excitements building and tingling down in my dic*k.

To cut mattaz short, this pretty lady came in on the bus, walked up to my sit and sat right beside me, she looked at me shyly with a coy smile on her twisted lips , greeted me and I responded with a great enthusiasm. I was quietly observing the beautifully rounded ass slowly sinking into the seat beside me with my bombastic side eyes. Hahaha!

Now, I did not waste time at all and launched into conversations, I became a caring dude suddenly, spoke in a gentle and sexy tone and, introduced myself , told her. Told where I worked, purpose of my trip to Kano, all the while making slight eye contacts, I was also smiling coyly the whole time and at some point, eventually was able to summon the courage to asked for her name,

"Jumai", she quickly replied with a sweet smile!

I decided that journey was defo gon be a very exciting one and launched into a series of funn conversations.

At around 8pm, the bus was leaving the park with me seriously plotting devious strategies on how to get my hands on Jumai's perky boobs and caress the rest of her body. It was a near impossibity to expect a Bleep in a crowded bus without arousing suspicions . I would bid my time until the lifghts were turned off to make my move. I must touch those alluring breasts before the night was over and I wouldn't mind if I had to give all the cash I had with me, I didn't give a shit If I was later kidnapped by bandits that particular night, I was a man on a mission, a mission to caress and possibly fingerfuck this girl on this particular trip.

I asked " hey Jumai, what's a pretty girl like yourself doing on a night bus alone?" She told me she had came to visit her uncle in Lagos and was returning back to her base in Kaduna.

We started talking again and she told me all about herself, her family.

I reciprocated as a guyman, told all colorful and exaggerated tales about myself, mixing up lies and half truth, for a moment, J felt the bait was slowly sinking, Jumai would look at me In the eyes with that occasionial laughs displaying perfect teeths and succulent lips. Omg! I was being tormented! I wanted to grab and passionately kiss those lips. Jumai was still smiling with twinkles in her eyes, giggling in those girlish ways at my funny tales while I patiently bid my time.

At some point, I decided to shoot my shots and told how beautiful she looked, her dreamy eyes and how I kinda felt attracted and sold at the moment. As a matter of fact, I had never laid eyes on such beauty ever in my life, I was rambling on how northern girls were the sexiest and jad always dreamt to have one as a girlfriend. Babe was smiling and just nodding her head at my tales the whole time and eventually told me she had a boyfriend in Kaduna. WHAT DA Bleep! "I BIND EVERY SPIRIT OF BOYFRIEND" I exclaimed in my mind, being a man on a mission, I was not discouraged and decided to have the most of that night before Jumai returned to her bf.

Wetin concern me, boyfriend ko boyfriend ni! Jumai told she would be stopping in Kaduna

Around 10pm, the lights were turned off and most passengers were already beginning to fall asleep. There were deep snoring around me and Jumai started yawning, signs of drowsiness.

We were still talking and when the bus would hit a gallop, she would fall sideways against me. Babe was beginning to feel seriously drowsy while I was alert like a soldier posted into sambisa forest. Bad thoughts and strategies nor gree me sleep, my mind very active. I was determined to caress every part of Jumai before she got to Kaduna and nothing was going to stop me.

Our bus continued in total darkness while Jumai's to drowsy progressed considerably, her head would occasionaly drop on my shoulder, she would wake up and sit up straight. Me, I was also pretending to be in deep sleep.

Eventually, she slept off, fell fully sideways into me and and after about 15 minutes began to snore. The whole time I was holding my breath , my hear thumbing away. I knew for sure the time for action was near, I slowly raised my right hand so she could fully lean into me and after a short while fell fully on my lap. I slowly brought my right hand down on her right body and slowly crept my hands rubbing from the waist upwards towards those delicate boobs , Breathing heavily and pretending to be in deep sleep myself. I got my hand to circle the mould of her right boobs and an electric jolt like a lightening bolts ran through me, my heart's pounding ferociously in my chest while my dic*k stiffening. It was like my hand had developed a mind of it's own and went instantly rock hard against my Jean's with a hard throbbing. Oh my Gawd! The feeling of my palm against her breast was heavenly, my heart palpitating with excitements and I was afraid Jumai was going to wake up, I was gentle at first and eventually threw caution to the wind, after about five minutes, I started to slowly and steadily caress her soft nipple, Jumai was wearing this fancy sport bra and my hand was cupping and slowly rubbing the nipplesm and remember, I was in a a deep sleep doing a fake snore whith my right hand having a mind of it's own and doing wonders.

Suddenly without warning, Jumai stirred from her sleep, sat upright, opened her eyes and looked me in the eyes with that funny expression written all over her face, I stiffened suddenly, my breathing becoming short and rasped, heart pounding, SHITS!, had she woken up? was she aware what I was up to this whole time?

I was relieved when she eventually continued smiling, leaned back ully against me and went back into slow deep sleeps.
Hmmmmmm! I breathed down a BIG sigh of relief and slowly, steadily continued with my hands cupping and caressing Jumai's small firm breast. I honestly believe she was pretending to sleep at this point and that night, my mission was very clear, I would have to get my hands under that sport bra and feel that soft breast in my hand, I would caress it and eventually find a a way to play with and finger Bleep this beautiful girl, It was once in a lifetime opportunity which I would never allow to slip from me, NEVER.

It was that very night I discovered my talents, I had a gifted hand just like Ben Carson, my hand could do wonders on a lady's body, it would travel far and wide this particular night with with my boxers soaked with precum before 6am in the morning. .

To be continued.....
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Politics / Re: Air Peace: Patronise Local Airlines On Int’l Routes, Keyamo Tells Nigerians by ashawopikin(m): 7:34am On Apr 12
Dont listen to him, patronise the one that is cheap, government no dey una any bonus, it's your money, no one should tell you who to patronize
Celebrities / Re: Junior Pope Is Dead - AGN President, Emeka Rollas Confirms by ashawopikin(m): 12:25pm On Apr 11
In a saner clime, people will go to jail for negligence
Celebrities / Re: Junior Pope: Video Of Other Crew Members Who Were On The Boat by ashawopikin(m): 12:09pm On Apr 11
None of them wear life jacket NONE!
Celebrities / Re: Jnr Pope: AGN Suspends All Movies In Riverine Areas, Boat, Bans Adanma Luke by ashawopikin(m): 12:07pm On Apr 11
Medicine after death
Romance / Re: Does A Lady Shooting Her Shots Make Her Look Cheap by ashawopikin(m): 8:17pm On Apr 08
Absolutely not, i like women that are bold, not the pretenders
Romance / Re: I Want To Stop Having S£x With My Boyfriend's Dog, Please Help Me - Queen Primis by ashawopikin(m): 8:12pm On Apr 08
*yawn* Another episode of things that NEVER happened
Islam for Muslims / Re: Saudi Arabia Declares Wednesday Eid-el-fitr, Says Fasting Continues by ashawopikin(m): 8:04pm On Apr 08
Make dem wait small, na eclipse cover am
Islam for Muslims / Re: Saudi Arabia Declares Wednesday Eid-el-fitr, Says Fasting Continues by ashawopikin(m): 8:03pm On Apr 08
faceland:


May be na cloud dey block am

Even here, I can't see the stars (only shining satellites).
Maybe na eclipse

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Politics / Re: Labour Threatens Showdown As FG Insists On Electricity Tariff Hike by ashawopikin(m): 5:16pm On Apr 06
These toothless bulldog NLC don start
Health / Re: Muslim Women Exercising In Hijab In Saudi Arabia Gym by ashawopikin(m): 5:14pm On Apr 06
Commot those things, make we see nyash
Crime / Re: 18-year-old Suspect On The Run After Putting Viagra In Church Water Tanks by ashawopikin(m): 9:41am On Apr 06
grin grin all these Gen z children no go kee person
Politics / Re: EFCC Threatens Legal Action Against Odinkalu Over Bobrisky commentaries. by ashawopikin(m): 9:27am On Apr 06
Na one of the people wey dey lash her/him be that, them don dey come out one by one
Romance / Re: Should I Shoot My Shot At Him? by ashawopikin(m): 6:25pm On Apr 05
And what makes you think he will go for someone like you? There are hundreds of other women who admires him like you, Why do you think you deserve him?

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Business / Re: Binance: Whistleblowers Cry Out Over Threat To Life, Seek Fg’s Protection by ashawopikin(m): 9:39pm On Apr 04
You guys are on your own
Travel / Re: Before And After Pictures Of Some Aba Roads Constructed By Alex Otti by ashawopikin(m): 5:01pm On Apr 02
The former governor should be probed, he nearly destroyed the state
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Good Evening Guys,pls Help Me To Confirm This Address If It's Real,i Applied Som by ashawopikin(m): 2:45pm On Apr 01
Bisi street is notorious for fraud and even kidnapping

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Food / Re: First Time Of Visiting Your In-Laws & They Served You This.... (Photo) by ashawopikin(m): 11:34pm On Mar 28
Even of na stranger house, i go finish everything, not to talk of my own inlaw house
Family / Re: Will I Regret Not Having Children by ashawopikin(m): 11:27pm On Mar 28
Bullfallo:
Not wanting to have a child isn’t a choice per say. I hate to put myself into pressure or do things just because others are doing it, my lifestyle has always be different from public opinion. In fact opposite of the popular views or majority behavior. I don’t send or give a Bleep what anyone think about me.

Example is that people live there live on public opinion. They create a life of public presentations just to please public and get validated but i am not of public views. I do my things the way it pleases before considering public.

If I have billions of dollars like dangote the choice might have been different. I don’t live a life of faith. I must have concrate evidence of things or resources before i made any vita decisions. I hate to borrow or beg. I live a life of comfort. I am rich and comfortable but not for many mouths. Because I don’t want to adjust resources from my lifestyle
ehen so who is now forcing you to have children? That one is your business
Fashion / Re: Saudi Arabian Woman, Rumy Alqahtani Joins Miss Universe Beauty Pageant by ashawopikin(m): 11:23pm On Mar 28
PHAYOL81:


Your upbringing sucks. I guess you hail from those tribe that kicked their parents out of sleep every morning so it ain't difficult to be confused that others parents are likewise unworthy and useless.
who be this goat? But since you quote me, mabe i should ask you, how does any of these concern you, are u a terrorist?
Fashion / Re: Saudi Arabian Woman, Rumy Alqahtani Joins Miss Universe Beauty Pageant by ashawopikin(m): 10:59pm On Mar 28
PHAYOL81:
Hope she ain't returning to the country after this 'cause this entirely goes against the teaching of hadith and sunnah.
are u from saudi arabia? Is your father going to stand at the airport to prevent her from entering HER country?

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Fashion / Re: Saudi Arabian Woman, Rumy Alqahtani Joins Miss Universe Beauty Pageant by ashawopikin(m): 10:35pm On Mar 28
LadyRosa:
cheesy

Nigerian muslim men will be cursing and gnashing their rotten teeth by now.
rotten teeths wey kola and ciger don spoil
Fashion / Re: Saudi Arabian Woman, Rumy Alqahtani Joins Miss Universe Beauty Pageant by ashawopikin(m): 10:33pm On Mar 28
Slytiger:
She will apply for asylum and won't be returning to Saudi Arabia after.
apply for which asylum? do u know who her father is? He is one of the richest men in saudi arabia, all those things you see or hear doesn't apply to the rich and wealthy muslims
Fashion / Re: Saudi Arabian Woman, Rumy Alqahtani Joins Miss Universe Beauty Pageant by ashawopikin(m): 10:30pm On Mar 28
So arab girls been get this kind nyash? Na why dem dey use big cloth dey cover am

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Fashion / Re: Saudi Arabian Woman, Rumy Alqahtani Joins Miss Universe Beauty Pageant by ashawopikin(m): 10:25pm On Mar 28
That last paragraph off me, why are some nigerians outraged? Wetin concern them?

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Romance / Re: 44yr Old Senegalese President-Elect Melts Hearts As He Flaunts His 2wives (Vid) by ashawopikin(m): 10:08pm On Mar 28
FinidiGeorge:

First Lady Admin, First Lady Operations or Women affairs grin
Na so
Travel / Re: Moving From Uk To Finland by ashawopikin(m): 11:10am On Mar 27
Norway or denmark, the speak english, but standard of living is too expensive for a student, finland is better

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Romance / Re: 44yr Old Senegalese President-Elect Melts Hearts As He Flaunts His 2wives (Vid) by ashawopikin(m): 11:00am On Mar 27
Ashez:
Which one go be first lady now
the first wife go be first lady, the second wife go be second lady grin but i don't think there will be an office of the first lady in his new government

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Crime / Re: Alcohol Is Not Safe,anymore! by ashawopikin(m): 10:21am On Mar 27
Shey e "safe" before?

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