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@ITbomb,shw me ur friend and what....I didnt get ur line

I have a friend that is just too emotion or shld I cal it 2 in love with his Girl...Each time he explain the attitude the girl he's bring up,then he start crying....Although the girl claim to love him 4yrs ago when my friend was stil in school.....Nw the guy has finished schl since 2009 witout job and ds gurl want to leave him...My friend claimed dt during his NYSC,he neva saved any money becos he always give it to ds girl to pay her schl fees,accomodatn e.t.c....Please NL what shld my friend do?

At Ogbeche,which schl did u graduatd frm..Ur name sound familiar

Mr Vincent,pls say anytin dt u nid 2 say here.....No phone cal..U funny sha

Am really enjoyin this trend abt d Oil nd gas tin.My questn is,is it possible for smeone wit no engineerin backgrd at d university to work in ds Oil cmpany.

@Lincoln,he's dt al u prayed for.What of ur PPA wic I believe is d main tin?

@Samplanner, u're right and one tin is dt we need to smart up or else the governmt wil kill someone's dream.Lemme tel u smetin.....I ave a frnd dt jst finish service(Last batch C),he went to Unilag and work his service to Lagos and ave is PPA at Oando Plc....He said wen he was abt to finish he's service d cmpany was suggestin mayb de shld retain him or nt.The good news is dt he got a job in anoda company wit 6million p.a salary....D questn is d what if he has allowd d govermnt to send him to north 4 service nd start teachin in a schl....

Am just thinking,what is the first thing that I will do when I get to camp cos I cant wait...Countdown

Is so shameful how you so called christians fight each other on this topic....Tell me the message you're passing across to other religion....Wait,lemme guess.Meaning your religion is not based on solid prove..I sowi for you people.

@Ogbeche,what is MOU....R ave fwends that did dier service in private company.It al depend on hw smart you are and maybe people that you knw.

I don't know much about bible verses but I know much about people around me who pay thier tithe with huge amount of money and I must say that GOD his really blessing them for this...It as to do with what you believe and the faith that you have in paying your tithe...Sometimes if my brother package his tithe,am like waoo all this money but the greatest surprise is that he keep's say that GOD has really been blessing him through the faithfulnes of paying his tithe and moreso this does not stop him from going to orphanage home to give food and cash.Just this morning we did that....What I believe is that paying your tithe does not stop you from givin to the poor.You can decide in your heart that every of your birthday will be at Agege where begger's are so that you can give them something,that doesn't stop your tithe......And for all of you who believe that pastor's are using tithe to buy suit and luxury car's,beware!....You see big church building,free transport,Instrument,Welfarism,scholarship and so many other things....How did you think they get this mornin?.....

samplanner: i am planning to serve in either abuja or nasarawa and thank God bcs the new nysc policy has been reviewed due to the rejection of corp members.we can now be posted to ministries and other govt. affiliated companies.

......What of private companies?

For me am planning to serve in Lagos....With this new rules of doing your PPA in government organisation,what if I work my way into a good private organisation.Is there any penalty for this?

How many of you real give money that worth 10% of your income to the poor?

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I wish to go for Unilever management trainee and am not sure if I will be paying for anything.And I will like to know if anyone can explain what management trainee is all about,most especially if I will be paying any amount.

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I have a gurl dt really luv me more than I view love bt I must say dt I dnt feel anytin 4 her.Pls help me out?What shld I do?.Shld I continue 2 pretend dt I luv her cos I dnt want 2 break her heart.

A Nigerian man living in Sweden decided to marry a Swedish lady in order to be legally certified via resident status, but the lady was not aware of this. She felt he really loved her. Anyway, seeing that Nigerian men had a bad rap in that particular part of Sweden, our chap decided to lie to the lady. He told her he was from Uganda.

Upon marriage, the lady came home one day and informed our man that she had just met another Swedish lady who had married a Ugandan and they must all have dinner together.

The Naija man was somewhat perplexed, although not perceptibly, and wondered how he'd get out of this spot. He postponed and postponed until he could do so no more.

Finally, the day came when they were to have dinner. The other Swede came in with her Ugandan husband and they all sat at the table. Our Naija chappie was very quiet. "My own don spoil today" was all he could think.

The two Swedish ladies, wanting their husbands to mingle, being from the same homeland, asked them to speak to each other. "Hey! It's not every day you meet people from home.!" they admonished.

Our Naija man, being a man of great savvy, decided that he would just speak Yoruba, and the guy would probably assume he was from some part of Uganda where they spoke a different language. So looking across the table he said: "Egbon Eko ni mi se? Ni bo lo ti ja wa?" In Yoruba, this loosely translates to: "I'm a Lagos man. Where did you come from?" Remember, Lagos is a state in Nigeria, and it used to be the capital.

The fellow looked up at our friend. His eyes lit up as he said: "Ah, bobo gan! Omo Eko ni mi se! Omo Eko gan gan!" In Yoruba, this loosely translates to "Hey buddy! I'm a Lagos child. A REAL Lagos child!"



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