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oh shittttttttttttttttttttttt not again. . . . . . . . . . .

gabrywyl:
dreeldeee. . . . You're mean. . .


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Poster, How about which Nairaland dudes do you think is Handsome?

and the answer is ASHTONJAKE!!! Dont believe me? Look at ma profile pic.

WendyRao:
Hi gabrywyl

Because of Peak Season for delviery,
So has been busy for a while did not come here,


He called me to be his city by this weekend,
I DOnt think I would have time ,
Maybe he will come over my side,


Thats All, Thank for care My Dear Sister/Friend,


Good Luck to you!
Wendy

You wait for him to come and you wont go there therefore he will surely be sleeping around girl . . . .

Good luck to you.

You need to ask for my permission first if you wanna speak with her. And also you have to make payments to me if you wanna speak with her. It cost 550 dollars for every minute of conversation havent include government tax and service charge. So do you wann apay via Cash, credit card or Cheque? Payment made via Cheque and credit card will have an additional interest charge of 30%. Its a pleasure doing business with you. Thank and have a nice day.

Not all fat girls are stanky and not all slim girls are stanky. I have a girlfriend before and she is plus size and she smells like peaches and pairs makes me wanna eat her. Heheh!

Awww. . . . . How cute. . .

Bloody Hell. . . . What kinda language you guys talkin in here? Gabby? Since when you know how to speak another foreign language apart from English, Manglish, Malay, Mandarin, Hakkha and French

GABBYYYY!!!! I miss your cooking. . . . But its okay because soon I go there I'll get to eat all of your cooking!

Oh can you make that Kiwi Manggo soap essence for me please

Although I'm proud to be Spanish but I would love my next life to be Italian living in Italy.

Anyway guys, if you have a choice on which country you would like to be born in, which country would you choose and what race would you like to be?

OH GOODNESS!!!

Are you that crazy I dont believe this. . .

Chao Bella!

HAB:
Hei Guys,
The question was:

Is the tradition of African Man marrying african woman from the same tribe is true. I have a stituatuion here, me and my nigerian boyfriend is planning to get marry and now he is telling me that due to his cultural and tradition he has been choosen by his community to take over his late father's place. In order to do that he also must get married to an African Woman.

THe fact is that we both lived in my Coutry and he is studying here. This issue just been brought to my attention recently.

I really need a sincere answer for this. Someone who knows the traditonal and cultural issue of Nigeria.

How come you dont open your own seperate thread

Uhm. . . . . Maybe a banana eating competition or a food fight with Banana?

Ok. . . . . If I have a wish, I would rewind time and avoid this thing from happenin. . . I just can't believe my eyes looking at this. . . . .

Scorp, I dont think you would ever deserve to be with her because both of you are the complete opposites. You know that very well and you being with her would cause a feud. . . . . Please dont go to her country. You'll make thing worse for her and yourself.

They are other fishes in the sea, you could always go find them Am sure one of them is suitable for you.

Gabby, did your brother pick her up from some drain ?

And why among all the fishes in the sea, he had to choose that one?

And there you have it! Another slap on the face for Anthony!!! HAHA!

heard that Gabby ?

IMCCN:
You will just kill yourself in no time my brother, I bet you there are better things than that!

HAHAHA! ANOTHER SLAP ON YOUR FACE BROTHER ANTHONY!!!

Looks like Gabby dont have to slap you. Other people had did her job.

ogeluv:
Anthonykill must u always mark register with your nonsense baby i want to talk to u please?is not compulsory u contribute.
@poster, like the normal saying that a problem shared is half solved so if you really want us to help create a clearer picture of wht your prob is really like that we can help u out with feel free

HAHAHA! A slap on your face dude! Thats what you get when you go around lookin for Gabby!

Poster,
You should follow what Gabby (gabrywyl) says. I think her advise is the best one. Dont blame us if you end up single forever.


Gabby, I would appreciate if you dont come in here and read this. I know so well that you will bash up the Poster's latest comments. HAHA!

segzi cres:
@poster tHank GOD!! d number of men chasin women is reducin!

HAHAH!

gabrywyl:
OK, you guys want to play the tough game eh? Ok fine. If you guys don't tell me whats goin on by tonight. I swear to God that I will CRY DRASTICALLY! I'll call each and everyone of you and CRY. . . This time I really mean it and for you O, I'll go to your house and cry infront of you and your pals!

NAH. . . . you wont dare. You have never cried. . . Well, I've never seen you cried. . . . Even when your best friend died, you did not let out a single tear. . . .

Gabby, calm down. Scorp will tell you after a few hours ok? Please be patient. For the rest of us, its not up to us to tell you because it actually has nothing to do with us but only with him so just let him tell you ok? But I dont think its that bad so relax.


I Hope

Hey Scorp. What took you so long?

Oh Oh. . . . Scorp. I suggest you dont start that. Its the wrong move dude. . . . .


Whatever you do, please read the post from Page 1 before you start telling out anything. . .

gabrywyl:
Ok here goes. . . . . .

It means that when you lick a girl's privates, you do the following instructions:-
1) start by spreading her lips open with your fingers.
2) When you see the clit, make sure you wet your finger with saliva and then you gently rub her clit
3)After that, you lick her clit from downwards to upwards slowly and gently lets say 3-5 times.
4) And then after that you do a fast short left right movement with your tongue and look at her reaction
5) And after that than you start with the School play which is when you lick her clitorous, you do the alphabets starting from A, B, C untill you reach Z. And then when you're done with the alphabets, you go ahead with the numbers (1,2,3 and so on so fourth)
6) And then you do the tongue F******
7) Than when its moist enough, than you put your finger in!

Ok? Now thats what you call MouthAction School Style version. Anthony, you do it to her and tell me if its correct or not.






What a bunch of Pervert!

Gabby!!! I didn't know that you are a nuaghty bad girl. . . . Who told you this and where did you learn it from Your Boyfriend

Ok I agree. You tell I'lll pay up later.

Am curious to know too as I've never heard of it before. PLEASE GABBY!!!! I'll clean the church and the Chinese Temple for you if you want. . . . . I'll support the wildlife! Just PLEASE SAY IT

What have I been missin

Hmm. . . School style? Whats that? OHHHH. . . . Could it be that you suck her on a school table and she must dress up in School uniform and you dress as her teacher?

OH WOW! I love imagining that. Especially when she acts all so innocent and then when her Pusss get sucked, she would like scream with full pleasure and beg for my dick to enter in her Puss and F*** her as hard and fast as ever. HMMM HMM! I am actually turn on right now thinking about it.

Ohhh And no one is in here. GUYS!!! I also want to go to the ZOO!!!!!

I dont think anyone here is suite to be Brangelina. Maybe Angelina's lips, most of you have it but personality and the rest. HA! I dont think so

OH MY GOD Wendy. . . . I'm so sorry to say this but the way you type in here, people will get confuse with your story as it is very misleading. Why dont you talk to your fellow friends whom dated Nigerian guys so that you could talk to them and express to them in Chinese? Cause I think you are confusing Gabby as well and she misundestood you so many times and now I think she also still misunderstood you (Can see it by reading her post and your post). I wonder how your boyfriend understands you? Can he talk in Chinese?