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Oga at the top
Within d uneven seconds reflecting on d gone day
The phone rang,sitting me angrily up on what to say
Hello hello,anyone there pls
I couldn't help but patch through with the voice in ease
Yes yes,you on to the commandant....
Oh oh alright!Gudevenin sir,this is I...
Calling u on u on behalf of Channel tv,
We need to have u,on an interview by morrow
Ok,let's see first if 2moro allows me a bite on a bone
It was there n then I signed a deal,a clown subliminally
What is your website? they re echoed
Just realizing what hit me,I had 2 try
Bulging out my eyeballs,chesting out like a doll
Hands flapping and shaking in air for a cease
Wrestling with my thoughts and buccinator muscles
With confidence,I finally said www.nscdc...dtz all..
Collapsed in my chair,wishing like baby,a cuddle
U mean you have multiple websites..another hit
Ur websites,ok ur websites!yes yes
Wait wait wait, wouldn't want 2 mention one now
Then my oga at the top indicates another
Oh my God..didn't even know what I have done
Until d social media blew me d whistle "Oga at th Top"
I have dived bellow,sought after pears
Only to find giant snail shells...am now d talk of d town
And yet..Only my Oga at the top can explain.....