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Foreign AffairsRe: Russia Invades Georgia - Guardian UK by ASL33: 12:01pm On Aug 12, 2008
There is no Good war and there is no Bad peace,
This will tell other European countries that US is playing the game of divide and rule.
All the clamour of defending their European ally only ends with Bush telling us that Russia is trying to occupy Georgia, a sovereign and democratic nation.

I can't stop laughing when i read from one of the British tabloids what the Georgian president said. "WE HELPED IN IRAQ NOW COME AND HELP US" But it seems the statement fell of deaf ears.

I do not know what gave Georgia the guts to make that move, were they thinking US will come to their aid? I hope Czech Republic and Poland will learn from this.

Did you guys noticed that almost all EU leaders are mute on this conflick,

Russia is not fighting only because SO was attacked but to stop the enlargement of NATO within its territory and to let other European nations be away that notting do them as far as military power is concerned.
AutosSiena Plase Help/advice by ASL33(op): 11:56am On Aug 11, 2008
Please do you know how much S-TYPE 4.0 V8  Auto engine for this kinda Jag will cost and can you be able to convert it to Naija  driving style.
How much for the conver if u can do it.
Cheers
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Fan thread: Forever Reds by ASL33: 9:10am On Aug 10, 2008
http://www.goal.com/en/Articolo.aspx?ContenutoId=812444

I think Fergie has started smoking something if this is true.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (Old) by ASL33: 7:12pm On Aug 03, 2008
2006 loyiks bomb

Why are you all scared, we have been here before and for the past 8/7 years have not been anywhere below 1st or 2nd in the prem, the year we struggled we got to the final of the CL and came 4th.

So this is one big yawn. Football is played on the pitch and not with the mouth, if so Fifa should have just given Brazil the WC before the competition started, but like i said big yawn!

But oh well if you insist : Competition

A.

Manchester United  where do i begin, Ronaldo vs Shrek (Ronney), Ruud Vs Fergie, Fergie Vs USA OWNERS, USA owners vs ManU fans, you catch my drift.

B.

Chelski, Roman and the Russian mafia  vs the whole squad if they don't deliver the CL this year, not even winning the F.A. cup will be good enough.

Maureen will finally destroy Sheva and ballacks careers by forcing them to play Chelsea's brilliant beautiful version of football (i am asleep already ZZZZZZZZZZZ )

C.

Liverpool, well they are still looking for a decent striker, maybe extend rob fowlers contract by 3 more years.

Every1 at the Kop is practising Crouch's Robkop dance , so prepare yourself for a lot of this next year.

Stevie G will always want to take a penalty now!! so expect much diving from the reds.

D.

The Spuds (Spurs), well they are still in shock that they came 5, so i guess they are ready to go back to their normal position of 8-12 on the league table.

All in all this season will be ok, expect the normal defeats at Old Trafford, the Reebok, and Maybe Blackburn , We will throw the game at the brigde away, so that we won't get to see Drogba's ridiculus dance steps when he scores , customary draws at the kop, S*@t hart lane and away at Boro . And no loss at the Grove next year , we have the Arabs by our side, as in EMIRATE STADIUM/AL QUIEDA, and you don't want to F@*k with that!!!

Oh well!!! 1st or 2nd will do nicely thank you, as New Edition will say "Yeah!! it feels so good to be back where we belong"  .

Adios Amigos (GONNER 1989 TILL I DIE)
CultureRe: Igbo Kwenu ! Kwenu Kwezo Nu ! Join Us If You Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by ASL33: 7:02pm On Aug 03, 2008
cool cool cool
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (Old) by ASL33: 5:21pm On Aug 03, 2008
Hannibal:
Arsenal fans are twats.
I don't think any Man Utd fan booed Ljunberg or any other Arsenal player that have moved on. . . .
Leave Gabby Heinze alone. . . .It's now 2 years he left Man Utd.
This shows that their fans are kids like the players. Thats why they don't think of trophy.

What a miss by Raul. If it had happened to A$$ they will be screamming of penalty and Red card for the goolie.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (Old) by ASL33: 1:36pm On Aug 03, 2008
dayokanu:
Referees? That is why I like Gaynners. They are very creative with giving excuses.

Last season Wengay complained about the pitch when they lost, later Eduardo's injury, later ill-luck.

I guess you were all blind when Adebayor Slammed dunk the ball into the net at OT. I thot it was Dwayne Wade in action.

Have you guys forgotten all those free kick by Henry when the opponent are still arranging the walls?

Welcome to another Barren Season!!!!!
I pity them grin grin grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (Old) by ASL33: 8:27pm On Aug 02, 2008
Make una no worry he will sign Angelina Jolie new born baby soon. cool cool cool cool
CultureRe: What Is Wrong With Marrying An Ijebu Girl by ASL33: 11:04pm On Aug 01, 2008
When i was small i use to hear of Ijabu Ode as where JUJU is their goodmorning.
Now that i have finished growing up its Ijubu garri i use to hear.

Now that am getting gray hair its Ijebu Girls
PoliticsRe: Before We Give $1mil To Burundi by ASL33: 10:47pm On Aug 01, 2008
The western way NO
The Bible way YES(God loves a cheerful giver)
PoliticsRe: Should Nigeria Change Her Name? by ASL33: 10:43pm On Aug 01, 2008
Change it to ODUDUWANIFARE
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (Old) by ASL33: 7:53pm On Aug 01, 2008
Hannibal:
ASL33 is just joking with y'all. . . . . .Relax, season hasnt even started.
Don't mind them. They never see sumffin.

Dr Kitaun:
@Chacal

see your pikin
Psychiatric Dr mind your mouth, before i wozz u that kind slap Ade forget for Bartender face. cool cool cool
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (Old) by ASL33: 7:28pm On Aug 01, 2008
Hannibal:
@ ASL33,
Dr Kitaun is ma good friend. . . . .Hell, i awarded hima doctorate degree some years back to treat autistic patients on this thread. grin cheesy
He will always get ma MERCY even if Arsenal relegate this season.
Ok try and extend ur mercy to Debosky and the rest.

@Kit
Howz ur patients doing? grin grin grin grin

Do u give them roasted body? if yes i take ben johnson b4 u feed me to them undecided undecided undecided
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (Old) by ASL33: 7:04pm On Aug 01, 2008
Hannibal:
Apologies accepted. wink cheesy

I know u are trying hard to put one across me but u should know i am well up to the task. tongue tongue
Should Arsenal finish trophyless next season, would u call for Wenger's resignation or your own resignation from anything GAYnner??
Me thinks the latter is your safest bet. . . . . The life expectancy of a Gaynner has now dropped from 65 to a record low of 33. grin grin
Lawd Have mercy, tongue tongue tongue tongue
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (Old) by ASL33: 6:59pm On Aug 01, 2008
Hannibal:
Prior to our double this year, we won the premiership in May 2007.
I cannot believe senility is fast creeping in your system. . . . . .I think it's about time u swap clubs.
Man Utd are opening their arms for people like u before Wenger sends u to HELL.
Its not his fault but Wengay grin grin grin grin
Jackal have mercy on him
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (Old) by ASL33: 4:51pm On Aug 01, 2008
As for the malaria he can buy agbo sharp sharp.
Somebody once said he saw AW buying agbo in one of them North London Afro Shops. grin grin grin grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (Old) by ASL33: 11:57am On Jul 31, 2008
ayusman16:
Do u think the present team can stand Man. United or Chelsea?
grin ;DAsk them tongue tongue

Ma man HNIC oya ansa undecided undecided undecided
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (Old) by ASL33: 9:48am On Jul 31, 2008
Cesc04:
Hmmm.I will suffer whatever comes with backing the arsenal this season, but Eboue I WILL NOT. lipsrsealed angry
chei grin grin grin grin

HNIC:
Relax man! 08/09 league will be a fiercely contested one! tongue
Count A$$ out of the contest pls. tongue tongue tongue tongue
PhonesRe: Phone That Accept 2 Sim Cards by ASL33(op): 10:34pm On Jul 30, 2008
just2nice:
But your location is showing 'uk'!So,why can you get a dual sim handset there? undecided
Have not seen it in the shops here, only from guys that bring it from niaja.
PhonesPhone That Accept 2 Sim Cards by ASL33(op): 9:34pm On Jul 30, 2008
Pls do anybody know about this phone and how much it cost. Where can i buy it in Lagos.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (Old) by ASL33: 11:59am On Jul 29, 2008
HNIC:
@ tkb417
True talk!!!!
Please warn this ASL33 guy
Tell him to get off my case!!! grin
Hahahahaha dude come to C London Aug 4 Ass-nal go celebrate scoring first against man United and Chelsea.
Starting Point Whitehart Lane.
HealthRe: Agbo Jadijadi by ASL33(op): 10:47am On Jul 29, 2008
Can u mix it with small/big stout? or it must be kai kai or dry gin.
CrimeRe: Dead Corps Member Found In Oba Of Itire's Shrine by ASL33: 10:45am On Jul 29, 2008
DeepZone:
Dem don usam do money juju. evil men!!!!!!
Oh this Yoruba people and their JUJU grin grin grin grin grin Sariki na Hausa name, we go fight back.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (Old) by ASL33: 10:42am On Jul 29, 2008
HNIC:
I am optimistic.We have a team that can and will compete.Mark my words
Then score first against Man United and Chelsea and lose grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
And you call it IMPROVEMENT Hahahahahahahaha HNIC will kill me today tongue tongue tongue
PoliticsRe: Man Arrested With N12m In His Pocket by ASL33: 9:00am On Jul 29, 2008
All this ogbomosho boys sef why him no carry juju foloow body naw.
Anyway make him shine him eye very soon those money go grow wing fly away.
EFCC/NDLA all na agberos,
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (Old) by ASL33: 12:10pm On Jul 28, 2008
HNIC:
Really, I should have ignored you, because all can attest to the fact that a high % of manure fans think illogically.
What more do I expect from a chap who was waiting for AIT to show manure vs pompey,just because the prevoious day, the same station(AIT) beamed Kano Pillars vs Pompey live?
Continue to wait,It will be shown!!!
Rubbish angry
Chei Sorry its not my fault but Wengay. Scoring first is now the new trophy. I wait for the day your players will ride on open top bus in Central London to celebrate we score first against Man United and chelski.

For your info AIT showed some bit of the match yesterday before it went off which i suspect was a technical problem.
But what is wrong in waiting to watch the match on AIT?
I think AW under-performance is effecting your cerebrum. grin grin grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (Old) by ASL33: 10:52am On Jul 28, 2008
HNIC:
@ CESC 04
What I don't understand is the trepidation.
It's still a long way to go before the window closes.
TH14,Ljungberg left last season and for me, we were just unlucky to have lost the league crown.
We lost just 3 matches and in the[b] games against the Chavs and manure, we scored first[/b].
Really, I am optimistic.
Hleb,Flamster,Bertie have all gone.
Time for the others to step up their game!
May be the highlighted is another improvement for u gayners. grin grin grin grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Fan thread: Forever Reds by ASL33: 9:43pm On Jul 27, 2008
Whats wrong with AIT, they showed Pompey and Kano Pillers yesterday but cldn't show ma united match.
CultureRe: Igbo Kwenu ! Kwenu Kwezo Nu ! Join Us If You Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by ASL33: 12:15am On Jul 22, 2008
cool cool cool cool
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (Old) by ASL33: 10:31am On Jul 21, 2008
many many things
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (Old) by ASL33: 9:26am On Jul 21, 2008
exedos? movement of the players.
Billy d Kid is moving and yommi want him to move so that Fab4 will become captain.
If you give fab4 captain Toure will leave without blinking an eye lid.
http://www.goal.com/en/Articolo.aspx?ContenutoId=783937
PoliticsRe: Even PHCN Uses Generator! by ASL33: 9:05am On Jul 21, 2008
Break up the fu*king country or stop complaining and take things as you see them.
Nigeria is not working the earlier you accept it the better for you.

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