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Romance › Re: Most loved People On Nairaland POLL!!!! by AssaultRiffle: 4:04pm On Aug 16, 2016

Vanquay16:
Yeah I don't care, only sore losers would dislike me.

Muvaa stabbed several of his friends, Sex kills acts like the perfect grammarian in the world, the Numbers guy hops from thread to thread derailing and annoying people.

And I state my opinions which are often controversial and instead of people arguing sensibly they rain curses and are promptly snubbed, seems legit.

......and I thought you just stated people's opinions don't make you "cum"?

Why the lamentation?

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Romance › Re: The End Of A Brave Journey - Kinginvahala by AssaultRiffle: 12:15am On Aug 05, 2016

IHATEPUZZY:
anoda epistle!!!! I refuse to give u d satisfaction of e-brawl

now crawl baq to where u came from

Go and sin no more, poverty-enveloped-befogged, fuckface! You've been pleaded for!

Sleep in living death, reeking roach!

Romance › Re: The End Of A Brave Journey - Kinginvahala by AssaultRiffle: 11:41pm On Aug 04, 2016

IHATEPUZZY:
point noted

now can u slap ur destiny outta ur brainless head

Still more uncorrelated ratshit!

Were you conceived post-menopause and fed sour breast milk?

One brain can't just carry that amount of stupidity!

Or did Medusa answer your mother's prayers?

Romance › Re: The End Of A Brave Journey - Kinginvahala by AssaultRiffle: 11:30pm On Aug 04, 2016

IHATEPUZZY:
probably graduated wen u were still searching for 6 credits in one of dos village skulz

This guy, you're clearly conceived from an inferior sperm;
It didn't only affect your eyesight, it impedes your cognitive abilities too.

Virtual dïck-imbiber

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Romance › Re: The End Of A Brave Journey - Kinginvahala by AssaultRiffle: 11:25pm On Aug 04, 2016

Fynestboi all the way!

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Fashion › Re: Mr. NAIRALAND Contest 2016 - Semi-final by AssaultRiffle: 1:48pm On Aug 03, 2016*

I vote
Kenneth205
Fynestboi
Falconey
Ichommy
Photoshoot

cc NLjega

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Fashion › Re: Mr. Nairaland Contest 2016 - Elimination Round 2 by AssaultRiffle: 2:07pm On Aug 02, 2016

I vote for fynestboi, ichommy, falconey, Ryabcool, photoshoot

Cc : Nljega

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Romance › Re: Matchmake And Tag .. Season 1.(JUMP IN NOW) by AssaultRiffle: 9:44am On Jul 21, 2016

KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#0099ff]I meant, Tso.m not you.[/color]

I see a chemistry of passion building up in both of you. grin

Romance › Re: Matchmake And Tag .. Season 1.(JUMP IN NOW) by AssaultRiffle: 9:36am On Jul 21, 2016

KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#ffc400]Nope. If you'll still up. We fighting again. [/color]

I don't wrestle with women.

Romance › Re: Matchmake And Tag .. Season 1.(JUMP IN NOW) by AssaultRiffle: 9:28am On Jul 21, 2016

KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#0099ff]I know,but that 1st 1 was not good. Bad blood.
.....anyway, have fun [/color]

He's coming to kiss ya neck and jawbone.

Romance › Re: Some Annoying Phrase Nigerian Men Use While Toasting Women by AssaultRiffle: 7:37pm On Jul 20, 2016*

Koyayikobeyiba:
Have I met you before?
Is you brother Paul?
Did you go to my school?
Cos I recognize you
Do you live next door?
Does your daddy play football? Are you related to Kazeem? Did you go to redeem?

Plagiarism Alert!!! Have some sense of shame will you?

Darkenrebel/Darkenedrabel, the midget darkenedbaboon! Do you still carry beef in your little frame.

It will weigh down your brittle bones and break you faster than e-fraud could ever do

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