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Jokes Etc / Re: @akposjokes - Military Road Block by assu2013(m): 5:53pm On Mar 09, 2015
Hahahahahaha I will just carry the nine and go jj
Jokes Etc / Akpos And Friend Don Hammer by assu2013(m): 3:26pm On Mar 09, 2015
Ochuko and Akpos were approached by a zoo owner to get lions for his zoo and that he would pay 2 million each for a lion.

The two men went into the forest in search of lions, at the end of the day they found nothing and decided to make a camp in the bush.

The next morning Akpos woke up and saw 300 lions surrounding them.

"Ochuko wake up! WE DON HAMMER!!!" What do u think will happen?
Religion / Re: Prophet Impregnates 20 Members Of His Congreagtion. by assu2013(m): 11:50pm On Mar 01, 2015
Na real fools people dey d church
Romance / Re: Help! I Was Beaten By My Girlfriend by assu2013(m): 11:43pm On Mar 01, 2015
AYa sorry for there hard luck man.
But one question please is she ur sugar mummy or ur normal babe?
Politics / Re: Graphic Photos Of A Suspected Suicide Bomber Burnt To Death In Bauchi Today by assu2013(m): 9:41pm On Mar 01, 2015
ozoigbondu:
Jungle Justice is bad
But Boko haram is worse
To the northners i say kill them before they kill you
God will understand after all he said heaven helps those who help themselves
Self defense and self preservation is not a sin

#NeverAgain shall an illiterate tryannical old fossil lead nigeria
GEJ till heaven falls
Pls where do God say heaven help those who help themselves in Holy Bible or Holy Korean

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Religion / Re: Photos + Video: Pastor Washes The Sins Of His Congregation With Soap And Bleach by assu2013(m): 4:28pm On Mar 01, 2015
See people for line! My people are destroy for lack of Knoweldge,seeking charp things may God deliver them in Jesus name
Religion / Re: ISIS Fighter Converts To Christianity After God Refuses Him Entry To Heaven by assu2013(m): 12:37am On Feb 28, 2015
tartar9:
I don't even need to waste my time verifying the story cause I know its another lie.christains lying for the greater glory of christ since paul.he taught you well.
and who force you to belive it,only thous that forces people will think of forceing others christains has never force anyone either can we force anyone but God add to us not we forceing people the way your people BH are doing.Believe it or not is the truth and nothing you can do for the truth but the truth repent and be save.
Jokes Etc / Re: I Be Boko Haram by assu2013(m): 7:04pm On Feb 27, 2015
Hahahaha
Romance / Re: How Long Should A Guy Woo A Girl Before Giving Up? by assu2013(m): 5:24pm On Feb 27, 2015
How much u love her shall be d defining time

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Religion / Re: Jesus Resurrected Me Yesterday When I Died For About 3 Minutes!!!! by assu2013(m): 8:40am On Feb 27, 2015
Praise God
Politics / Re: “we Have Only 2 Shekaus Left, Army Have Killed The Rest” – Abubakar Shekau by assu2013(m): 9:49am On Feb 26, 2015
Link or ....
Politics / Re: 100 Boko Haram Fighters Killed By Chadian Troops by assu2013(m): 9:25am On Feb 26, 2015
Kill them all RIP to dat chadians
Politics / Re: Boko Haram: Shocking E-mail Allegedly Sent Byshekau To ICC [must Read] by assu2013(m): 3:40pm On Feb 25, 2015
Shekau no fit write all dis english abag next topic

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Education / Jamb Reprint by assu2013(m): 10:00pm On Feb 24, 2015
Pls where can I reprint my Jamb in festac town Lagos
Religion / Re: Obasanjo, Oyedepo’s Lives In Danger – Prophet Oladele Samuel by assu2013(m): 2:23pm On Feb 22, 2015
Caseless:
As for oyedepo, he's on his own. Since he has the key to gate of hell, he should also have control over death.
Let me believe u did went to primary school or have any sense in ur empty brain. It was make clear that Bishop David Oyedopo did make such words with link to that every correct and normal person have seen and read that only fools like you that did read that, As the Lord live Nothing will happen 2 him.In the next 50 years to come if u are alive u will hear him speak,watch your words it will soon kill u be ware.
Education / Re: Brain Test For Intellectuals! by assu2013(m): 2:48pm On Feb 21, 2015
Thursday
Education / Re: Test Your Iq by assu2013(m): 2:44pm On Feb 21, 2015
moststylish:
1.64 squares on chess board 2.26 letters of the alphabet 3.7 days of the week 4.7 wonders of the world 5.12 signs of the zodiac 6.52 cards in a pack 7.18 holes on a golf course 8.5 fingers on a hand 9. 206 bones in a body 10. 6 balls in a over
Ur IQ is 100%
Education / Test Your Iq by assu2013(m): 1:24pm On Feb 21, 2015
SOLVE THIS ......... For e.g 24 H in a D.
Ans: 24 Hours in a Day.

Now solve the following:
1) 64 S on CB?
2) 26 L of the A?
3) 7 D of the W?
4) 7 W of the W?
5) 12 S of the Z?
6) 52 C in a P?
7) 18 H on a G C?
cool 5 F on a H?
9) 206 B in a B?
10) 6 B in a O? Answering any 7, means your IQ is pretty high
Education / Test Your Iq by assu2013(m): 1:16pm On Feb 21, 2015
SOLVE THIS ......... For e.g 24 H in a D. Ans: 24 Hours in a Day. Now solve the following: 1) 64 S on CB? 2) 26 L of the A? 3) 7 D of the W? 4) 7 W of the W? 5) 12 S of the Z? 6) 52 C in a P? 7) 18 H on a G C? cool 5 F on a H? 9) 206 B in a B? 10) 6 B in a O? Answering any 7, means your IQ is pretty high
Politics / Re: What You Don’t Know About Postinor 2 by assu2013(m): 12:59pm On Feb 20, 2015
Read on where,if u no want us to read why do u bring d topic,read for urself.
Politics / Re: 5 Days After Bomb Blast Hit Borno, Another 3 Rocks The State Today by assu2013(m): 3:27pm On Feb 17, 2015
The hand work of the caretaker chairman of biu and the governor of Born state.God help us before the election things finish. Last week Explotions because SAS is coming to Biu today again Explotions because SAS will come to biu tomorrow, manager the battle will turn on your head soon just as it happen to your father be wise because of common caretaker chairman you want to kill everybody in biu boy be careful.
Politics / Re: BREAKING: Multiple Explosions Rock Borno Town, Biu by assu2013(m): 2:48pm On Feb 17, 2015
The hand work of the caretaker chairman of biu and the governor of Born state.God help us before the election things finish. Last week Explotions because SAS is coming to Biu today again Explotions because SAS will come to biu tomorrow, manager the battle will turn on your head soon just as it happen to your father be wise because of common caretaker chairman you want to kill everybody in biu boy be careful.
Politics / Re: Explosions Rock Borno Town, Biu by assu2013(m): 2:36pm On Feb 17, 2015
The hand work of the caretaker chairman of biu and the governor of Born state.God help us before the election things finish. Last week Explotions because SAS is coming to Biu today again Explotions because SAS will come to biu tomorrow, manager the battle will turn on your head soon just as it happen to your father be wise because of common caretaker chairman you want to kill everybody in biu boy be careful.

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Politics / Re: Boko Haram Attacks Cameroon Army Base, Several Wounded by assu2013(m): 4:51pm On Feb 16, 2015
An end has come to BH
Sports / Re: John Mikel Obi Vs Asamoah Gyan, Who Rocks It Most ? by assu2013(m): 4:46pm On Feb 16, 2015
Ochuko and Akpos were approached by a zoo owner to get lions for his zoo and that he would pay 2 million each for a lion.

The two men went into the forest in search of lions, at the end of the day they found nothing and decided to make a camp in the bush.

The next morning Akpos woke up and saw 300 lions surrounding them.

"Ochuko wake up! WE DON HAMMER!!!" What do u think happen?

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Politics / Re: Gunmen Kill APC Chieftain In Plateau by assu2013(m): 4:43pm On Feb 16, 2015
[quote author=midolian post=30787992]A chieftain of the All Progressive Congress (APC) and Chairman of the party in Barkin Ladi Local Government Area (LGA) of Plateau State, Chief Samuel Doro, has allegedly been killed by some unknown gunmen.

The incident, which occurred in the early hours of Monday morning, was confirmed by the Police Public Relation Officer (PPRO) of the state command of the Nigerian Police Force, DSP Emmanuel Abuh.

Abuh said the victim was shot at a close range at his Kurra Drong residence in Jos South LGA, expressing disenchantment over the unfortunate development.

He noted that the man was immediately rushed to the hospital after the attack where he eventually died, adding that the police are working round the clock to track down the perpetrators and to bring them to book.

A source close to Doro’s family also alleged that the deceased’s wife was also in an undisclosed hospital receiving treatment.

http://www.thisdaylive.com/articles/gunmen-kill-apc-chieftain-in-plateau/201964/

[/quot Hmmmmm God will expose anyone behinde these in 24 hours IJN

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Politics / Re: Nigeria's President Jonathan Set To Commission Four Naval Warships by assu2013(m): 4:39pm On Feb 16, 2015
[quote author=mojounited post=30787641][/quote]Nice move for political reason or to fight BH na!

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Islam for Muslims / Re: Mr Bean(comedian) Converts To Muslim by assu2013(m): 9:23am On Oct 04, 2013
Soure
Phones / Re: Why Blackberry Playbook Is Cheap by assu2013(m): 9:16am On Oct 04, 2013
I think is bc of lack of sim

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