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Jokes Etc / Re: @akposjokes - Military Road Block by assu2013(m): 5:53pm On Mar 09, 2015 |
Hahahahahaha I will just carry the nine and go jj |
Jokes Etc / Akpos And Friend Don Hammer by assu2013(m): 3:26pm On Mar 09, 2015 |
Ochuko and Akpos were approached by a zoo owner to get lions for his zoo and that he would pay 2 million each for a lion. The two men went into the forest in search of lions, at the end of the day they found nothing and decided to make a camp in the bush. The next morning Akpos woke up and saw 300 lions surrounding them. "Ochuko wake up! WE DON HAMMER!!!" What do u think will happen? |
Religion / Re: Prophet Impregnates 20 Members Of His Congreagtion. by assu2013(m): 11:50pm On Mar 01, 2015 |
Na real fools people dey d church |
Romance / Re: Help! I Was Beaten By My Girlfriend by assu2013(m): 11:43pm On Mar 01, 2015 |
AYa sorry for there hard luck man. But one question please is she ur sugar mummy or ur normal babe? |
Politics / Re: Graphic Photos Of A Suspected Suicide Bomber Burnt To Death In Bauchi Today by assu2013(m): 9:41pm On Mar 01, 2015 |
ozoigbondu:Pls where do God say heaven help those who help themselves in Holy Bible or Holy Korean 28 Likes 3 Shares |
Religion / Re: Photos + Video: Pastor Washes The Sins Of His Congregation With Soap And Bleach by assu2013(m): 4:28pm On Mar 01, 2015 |
See people for line! My people are destroy for lack of Knoweldge,seeking charp things may God deliver them in Jesus name |
Religion / Re: ISIS Fighter Converts To Christianity After God Refuses Him Entry To Heaven by assu2013(m): 12:37am On Feb 28, 2015 |
tartar9:and who force you to belive it,only thous that forces people will think of forceing others christains has never force anyone either can we force anyone but God add to us not we forceing people the way your people BH are doing.Believe it or not is the truth and nothing you can do for the truth but the truth repent and be save. |
Jokes Etc / Re: I Be Boko Haram by assu2013(m): 7:04pm On Feb 27, 2015 |
Hahahaha |
Romance / Re: How Long Should A Guy Woo A Girl Before Giving Up? by assu2013(m): 5:24pm On Feb 27, 2015 |
How much u love her shall be d defining time 14 Likes |
Religion / Re: Jesus Resurrected Me Yesterday When I Died For About 3 Minutes!!!! by assu2013(m): 8:40am On Feb 27, 2015 |
Praise God |
Politics / Re: “we Have Only 2 Shekaus Left, Army Have Killed The Rest” – Abubakar Shekau by assu2013(m): 9:49am On Feb 26, 2015 |
Link or .... |
Politics / Re: 100 Boko Haram Fighters Killed By Chadian Troops by assu2013(m): 9:25am On Feb 26, 2015 |
Kill them all RIP to dat chadians |
Politics / Re: Boko Haram: Shocking E-mail Allegedly Sent Byshekau To ICC [must Read] by assu2013(m): 3:40pm On Feb 25, 2015 |
Shekau no fit write all dis english abag next topic 23 Likes |
Education / Jamb Reprint by assu2013(m): 10:00pm On Feb 24, 2015 |
Pls where can I reprint my Jamb in festac town Lagos |
Religion / Re: Obasanjo, Oyedepo’s Lives In Danger – Prophet Oladele Samuel by assu2013(m): 2:23pm On Feb 22, 2015 |
Caseless:Let me believe u did went to primary school or have any sense in ur empty brain. It was make clear that Bishop David Oyedopo did make such words with link to that every correct and normal person have seen and read that only fools like you that did read that, As the Lord live Nothing will happen 2 him.In the next 50 years to come if u are alive u will hear him speak,watch your words it will soon kill u be ware. |
Education / Re: Brain Test For Intellectuals! by assu2013(m): 2:48pm On Feb 21, 2015 |
Thursday |
Education / Re: Test Your Iq by assu2013(m): 2:44pm On Feb 21, 2015 |
moststylish:Ur IQ is 100% |
Education / Test Your Iq by assu2013(m): 1:24pm On Feb 21, 2015 |
SOLVE THIS ......... For e.g 24 H in a D. Ans: 24 Hours in a Day. Now solve the following: 1) 64 S on CB? 2) 26 L of the A? 3) 7 D of the W? 4) 7 W of the W? 5) 12 S of the Z? 6) 52 C in a P? 7) 18 H on a G C? 5 F on a H? 9) 206 B in a B? 10) 6 B in a O? Answering any 7, means your IQ is pretty high |
Education / Test Your Iq by assu2013(m): 1:16pm On Feb 21, 2015 |
SOLVE THIS ......... For e.g 24 H in a D. Ans: 24 Hours in a Day. Now solve the following: 1) 64 S on CB? 2) 26 L of the A? 3) 7 D of the W? 4) 7 W of the W? 5) 12 S of the Z? 6) 52 C in a P? 7) 18 H on a G C? 5 F on a H? 9) 206 B in a B? 10) 6 B in a O? Answering any 7, means your IQ is pretty high |
Politics / Re: What You Don’t Know About Postinor 2 by assu2013(m): 12:59pm On Feb 20, 2015 |
Read on where,if u no want us to read why do u bring d topic,read for urself. |
Politics / Re: 5 Days After Bomb Blast Hit Borno, Another 3 Rocks The State Today by assu2013(m): 3:27pm On Feb 17, 2015 |
The hand work of the caretaker chairman of biu and the governor of Born state.God help us before the election things finish. Last week Explotions because SAS is coming to Biu today again Explotions because SAS will come to biu tomorrow, manager the battle will turn on your head soon just as it happen to your father be wise because of common caretaker chairman you want to kill everybody in biu boy be careful. |
Politics / Re: BREAKING: Multiple Explosions Rock Borno Town, Biu by assu2013(m): 2:48pm On Feb 17, 2015 |
The hand work of the caretaker chairman of biu and the governor of Born state.God help us before the election things finish. Last week Explotions because SAS is coming to Biu today again Explotions because SAS will come to biu tomorrow, manager the battle will turn on your head soon just as it happen to your father be wise because of common caretaker chairman you want to kill everybody in biu boy be careful. |
Politics / Re: Explosions Rock Borno Town, Biu by assu2013(m): 2:36pm On Feb 17, 2015 |
The hand work of the caretaker chairman of biu and the governor of Born state.God help us before the election things finish. Last week Explotions because SAS is coming to Biu today again Explotions because SAS will come to biu tomorrow, manager the battle will turn on your head soon just as it happen to your father be wise because of common caretaker chairman you want to kill everybody in biu boy be careful. 3 Likes |
Politics / Re: Boko Haram Attacks Cameroon Army Base, Several Wounded by assu2013(m): 4:51pm On Feb 16, 2015 |
An end has come to BH |
Sports / Re: John Mikel Obi Vs Asamoah Gyan, Who Rocks It Most ? by assu2013(m): 4:46pm On Feb 16, 2015 |
Ochuko and Akpos were approached by a zoo owner to get lions for his zoo and that he would pay 2 million each for a lion. The two men went into the forest in search of lions, at the end of the day they found nothing and decided to make a camp in the bush. The next morning Akpos woke up and saw 300 lions surrounding them. "Ochuko wake up! WE DON HAMMER!!!" What do u think happen? 1 Like 1 Share |
Politics / Re: Gunmen Kill APC Chieftain In Plateau by assu2013(m): 4:43pm On Feb 16, 2015 |
[quote author=midolian post=30787992]A chieftain of the All Progressive Congress (APC) and Chairman of the party in Barkin Ladi Local Government Area (LGA) of Plateau State, Chief Samuel Doro, has allegedly been killed by some unknown gunmen. The incident, which occurred in the early hours of Monday morning, was confirmed by the Police Public Relation Officer (PPRO) of the state command of the Nigerian Police Force, DSP Emmanuel Abuh. Abuh said the victim was shot at a close range at his Kurra Drong residence in Jos South LGA, expressing disenchantment over the unfortunate development. He noted that the man was immediately rushed to the hospital after the attack where he eventually died, adding that the police are working round the clock to track down the perpetrators and to bring them to book. A source close to Doro’s family also alleged that the deceased’s wife was also in an undisclosed hospital receiving treatment. http://www.thisdaylive.com/articles/gunmen-kill-apc-chieftain-in-plateau/201964/ [/quot Hmmmmm God will expose anyone behinde these in 24 hours IJN 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Nigeria's President Jonathan Set To Commission Four Naval Warships by assu2013(m): 4:39pm On Feb 16, 2015 |
[quote author=mojounited post=30787641][/quote]Nice move for political reason or to fight BH na! 1 Like |
Islam for Muslims / Re: Mr Bean(comedian) Converts To Muslim by assu2013(m): 9:23am On Oct 04, 2013 |
Soure |
Phones / Re: Why Blackberry Playbook Is Cheap by assu2013(m): 9:16am On Oct 04, 2013 |
I think is bc of lack of sim |
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