I took my girlfriend of 5yrs out yesterday. While we were at the eatery, a very beautiful waitress came to take our orders and I was kinda lost in her beauty that I couldn't even place a order. My girlfriend ended up placing the order for me.

During the meal I noticed my girlfriend was a little quiet but I didn't say anything as I was planning on how to chyke the waitress.

We later left the eatery and headed home... (Na here my trouble start) I tried talking to her in the car but she kept quiet. When we got home, I was becoming uneasy so I made to kiss her but she slapped me! I was taken aback but kept my cool and smiled then she started yelling at me that she saw everything that happened between me and that waitress.

I wanted to apologise but she slapped me again, I just smiled and made for the door but she drew me back and started slapping me

I lost my cool (very bad idea) and hit her, but she became wild and started punching me, I tried fighting her back but she overpowered me and broke my nose. It took the special grace of God and intervention of my neighbour and his three hefty friends to free me from her

Now am so ashamed I can't even leave the room... I really want to call it quit but am afraid she might just break my bones if I do.

Pls Nairalanders what should I do

jisos! if this is true, babes don man up ooo

break bones kwa

mumu de smell for ur mouth

WEAKLING

blackettt:
You and your girlfriend are fools.

Gtfoh with this fake ass story. _idiot of no comparison.

Dude why the insult? I only asked for help

If u have nothing reasonable to say kinda shut the fvck up.

Thanks

mirexxx:
nice! if this is true, babes don man up ooo



didn't read tho#

So someone can not come and seek help on nairaland again? Nawa ooo

AYa sorry for there hard luck man.
But one question please is she ur sugar mummy or ur normal babe?

i wonder where you originated this your story from

JohnPortar:
So someone can not come and seek help on nairaland again? Nawa ooo

tell that to the guys that just bashed u
not me

Hell no! Who gave this guy over cooked indomie?

And you call yourself a ma.

The N left you.



Ma! Pls go back to your girlfriend and ask for more slaps.

If this is true....CONGRATULATIONS!
Now u gat someone to fight for you all the time

JohnPortar:
Dude why the insult? I only asked for help

If u have nothing reasonable to say kinda shut the fvck up.

Thanks

he's on his period that's y



well..he's always been on his period

blackettt:
I've said what I have to say, John fvcktard Portar.

Was the other acct banned? This one is getting its dose soon

blackettt:
Aww, I like the way I get into your skin, turtle.

you wish dude!

blackettt:
Yeah, turtle.

Don't call me a turtle again

blackettt:
Say pls.

k, pls

Lwkmd oo.. Dude wait, u mean a guy, sorry i mean ur gf beat the dude out of u?? Tf!!

Now this kinda put a smile on my face.. Lolz

I was here

I don't know why i was just smiling as i read through.

Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
Lemmie contact DANIEL BRAIN





Op,God know say you deserve every punch you got.

Planning to chyke was not bad enough but in your babe presence sef? Good for you.

I ROFF THAT BABE JO

Op, sorry to say but I think this story was fabricated
No offense, but I see too many elements of fakeness

By the way, Its quiet not quite.

missjenna:
Op, sorry to say but I think this story was fabricated
No offense, but I see too many elements of fakeness

By the way, Its quiet not quite.

The story isn't fake... Happened on Saturday night, I can upload pictorial evidence if u want