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MallamJackson:butterflyleo with his alternate monikers |
[quote author=mimimile93 post=72580662][/quote]yet your lord and saviour Buhari couldn't arrest him, so your lord and saviour is worthless |
Who cares what wike thinks, I think it's high time Jonathan talk with amechi and akpabio to return back |
Kingsley1000: .. my belle oocares what wike thinks, I think it's high time Jonathan talk with amechi and akpabio to return back to home |
Northern votes will be divided.. North west.. buhari 60% , atiku 40 North east buhari 40% , atiku 60%. The decided of this election might be the middle belt |
Nemesis001:don't engage then, 30k stipend must be made, the guy have over 10 monikers here |
ImperialYoruba:you are but a child |
EdoNation:senatordave1, this is an edo girl.. she registered in 2016.. oya come and tell her to vote buhari ![]() |
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2019 election winners Atiku=1.10 odds Buhari= 9.80 odds Draw= 7.20 odds |
Chances of winning the middle belt Atiku= 1.30 odds Buhari= 5.20 odds Draw= 4.20 odds Chances of winning the north west Atiku= 4.20 odds Buhari 1.10 odds Draw= 3.20 odds Chances of winning the north east Atiku= 1.30 odds Buhari= 1.90 odds Draw = 2.30 odds |
Chances of winning the south south Atiku= 1.01 odds Buhari= 120.6 odds Draw= 200 odds Chances of winning the southwest Atiku= 1.50 odds Buhari= 1.60 odds Draw = 1.40 odds Chances of winning the south east . Atiku= .... Buhari= 10000000 odds Draw=500000 odds |
Useless APC |
bigkahuna704:so true |
Okowa- buhari mumu sha, he talk say make we leave jona and support him.. Wike- I wanted tambuwal but atiku get power sha, but buhari no get adviser to advice say he don loose already? Udom- hmm akpabio just stupidly follow am, that one own don finish, obj reach my side last week oo.. Dickson- APC no go get 200 vote for bayelsa seff, abeg let's go |
Niger delta is a go. Buhari to daura |
Lalasticlala lalasticlala lalasticlala lalasticlala front page |
Butterflyleo:your phobia for igbo people will destroy you one day.. I don't just get why you hate them so much, did one slap your daddy? or took a toy from you when you were a baby? ![]() |
jumpandpas:someone better look out for him when atiku becomes the president |
Eya butterflyleo I pity for your children ![]() |
If buhari win 2019 then the south are in trouble.. I think 2019 might be the end of Nigeria as we know it |
Mama peace Lalasticlala |
She is the Nigerian first lady, Dr. Dame Chief (Mrs). Patience Fakabelema Jonathan (nee Oba). Her middle name is FAKABELEMA, often shortened to Faka, which means ‘Unending Blessings’. A permanent secretary in her native Bayelsa state. Dr Mrs Patience Jonathan is married to the President of the Federal Republic of Nigeria, Goodluck Jonathan. She has thrilled us and made us laugh over the past few years with a number of her grammatical blunders. Here are just 20 of the most interesting ones: 20 Funniest Quotes From Patience Jonathan 1. My husband and Sambo is a good people. 2. The President was once a child and the Senators were once a children. 3. My fellow widows. 4. A good mother takes care of his children. 5. The people sitting before you were once a children. 6. Yes we are all happy for the effort,, it is not easy to carry second in an International competition like this one, (addressing press men after Female Under-19 FIFA World Cup). 7. The bombers who born them? Wasn’t it not a woman? They were once a children now a adult now they are bombing women and children making some children a widow. 8. My heart feels sorry for these children who have become widows for loosing their parents for one reason or another. 9. We should have love for our fellow Nigerians irrespective of their NATIONALITY. 10. Thank God the Doctors and Nurses are responding to treatment. 11. I would rather kill myself instead of committing suicide. 12. Ojukwu is a great man, he died but his manhood lives on. 13) Chai! Chai! There is God o… there’s God in everything we are doing, continue! 14) Na only you waka come? 15) Vote UMBLERRA and press your finger for UMBLERRA. 16) My husband, Dr Goodluck Jonathan and Sambo is a quiet people 17. At least we all have HIV AIDS except that some of us are negative and some of us are positive (On World AIDS day speech) 18) History’ll not be completely without OJUKWU. 19) The people sitting before you here were once a Children 20) I donate my family on behalf of 20million HER FAMOUS WORDS “I was just doing my own thing not knowing that in far away Asia everything was being noted. I want to assure you all that with God’s help I will do more. My grandma used to say: `Whatever little you have, share; If you have a thousand and you can’t share, you won’t share a million if you have’. -Dame Patience Jonathan while she was being honored with a doctorate degree in South Korea, October, 2013. “I remember when Chief Obasanjo was the President of the country, I was close to his late wife, Stella. We worshiped together in this chapel. It was a painful moment for me that time when she (Stella) died and her corpse was brought here. “That was how my corpse would have been brought here. It was not an easy experience for me. I actually died, I passed out for more than a week. My intestine and tummy were opened. “I am not Lazarus but my experience was similar to his. My doctors said all hope was lost. “A black doctor in London who is with us in this service was flown in when the situation became critical. It was God himself in His infinite mercy that said I will return to Nigeria. God woke me up after seven days. “I know that some people somehow leaked the information that I was dead. They are people that I trust and rely on; to them, I was dead and I would never return to the country alive. Some of them even sold my things off. “I won’t say everything here. It is the Lord’s doing that I returned alive. When God says yes, nobody can say no. “People are always afraid of operation (surgery) but in my own case, while my travail lasted, I was begging for it (surgery) after the third operation because I was going to the theatre everyday. “It was God who saw me through. I did eight or nine operations within one month. It was not an easy one. “The day I came back, I said God I have nothing to say, I offer myself to you. I will be doing things that will touch the lives of the less privileged. -18th February 2013, Vanguard.
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or took a toy from you when you were a baby?