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Politics › Re: Iara Oshiomohle At Vintage Red Ball In London (Photos) by asumo12: 2:17pm On May 09, 2016
grin

Why London?
Travel › Re: Long Queues At The Ojota Pedestrian Bridge Early Today by asumo12: 1:28pm On May 09, 2016
The Que is so long oooooooooo!

Mu Number!!!


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Celebrities › Re: Nadia Buari Stuns In Stylish Slit Outfit by asumo12: 1:05pm On May 09, 2016
shocked

Lovely
Politics › Re: Who Can Battle With The Lord? FFK Posted This On Facebook And He Got These by asumo12: 12:29pm On May 09, 2016
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Celebrities › Re: Davido In Tears For Flying Economy Class From Ohio To Los Angeles by asumo12: 12:27pm On May 09, 2016
Crime › Re: My Lover Gave Me Money For Weapon, Says Suspect (photo) by asumo12: 12:08pm On May 09, 2016
Celebrities › Re: Mavin Record Celebrates 4th Anniversary Today by asumo12: 12:27pm On May 08, 2016
Doro na tiwa!
Sports › Re: Yekini Never Neglected His Mother – Lawyer by asumo12: 12:23pm On May 08, 2016
nedu2000:
N80k for 3 bedroom flat?! House cheap for kwara oh
As at 2006 Bro!
Family › Re: 9 Things Teenagers Don’t Want To Hear From Adults by asumo12: 11:23am On May 05, 2016
ғacт


dιd yoυ ĸnow тнaт .....


• Be very careful O Evil person.
"God postpones, he does not overlook".- Turkish proverb

• Listen to the advice of older people. Not because they're right, but because they have the most experience of failure.

• A person can live without food for about a month, but only about a week without water.

• Forgive and overlook.
"The stupid might have wanted to help you, but ended up hurting you".
~ Arabic Proverb.

• There is a disease where you eventually stop sleeping, and then die. There is no cure.

• To survive a free-falling elevator, the person inside should lay on the floor with their body in the center.

• It has been reported that there are only four TV stations in North Korea.

• Pregnancy tests in 1927 used to consist of injecting a female's urine into a rabbit and observing the changes.

• If you waste time, surely time will waste you.~ African Proverb

• It has been said that after the age of 60, sitting for an extra hour a day doubles your risk of becoming disabled.

• It’s impossible to stop thinking.

And lastly

• A man drives a car today, Tomorrow an ambulance drives him to the cemetery.

A man reads biology today, Tomorrow a biography is been read of him.

A man eats whatever he wants today, Tomorrow he becomes food for insects.

A man is always early for work today, Tomorrow he is termed late Mr/Mrs.

A man is seen resting in his house today, Tomorrow he is resting in the grave. And they say "Rest In Peace"!

A man eats all kinds of fruits from tree in his house today, Tomorrow he becomes manure to those trees.

A man is known today as the richest man ever,
Tomorrow he is buried in a shroud that has no pocket, he doesn't pick single penny to his grave neither is the grave going to be made out of gold or luxury.


Vote wisely vote lanicky
Celebrities › Re: Comedian Akpororo Celebrates His Wife's Birthday by asumo12:
ғacт


dιd yoυ ĸnow тнaт .....


• Be very careful O Evil person.
"God postpones, he does not overlook".- Turkish proverb

• Listen to the advice of older people. Not because they're right, but because they have the most experience of failure.

• A person can live without food for about a month, but only about a week without water.

• Forgive and overlook.
"The stupid might have wanted to help you, but ended up hurting you".
~ Arabic Proverb.

• There is a disease where you eventually stop sleeping, and then die. There is no cure.

• To survive a free-falling elevator, the person inside should lay on the floor with their body in the center.

• It has been reported that there are only four TV stations in North Korea.

• Pregnancy tests in 1927 used to consist of injecting a female's urine into a rabbit and observing the changes.

• If you waste time, surely time will waste you.~ African Proverb

• It has been said that after the age of 60, sitting for an extra hour a day doubles your risk of becoming disabled.

• It’s impossible to stop thinking.

And lastly

• A man drives a car today, Tomorrow an ambulance drives him to the cemetery.

A man reads biology today, Tomorrow a biography is been read of him.

A man eats whatever he wants today, Tomorrow he becomes food for insects.

A man is always early for work today, Tomorrow he is termed late Mr/Mrs.

A man is seen resting in his house today, Tomorrow he is resting in the grave. And they say "Rest In Peace"!

A man eats all kinds of fruits from tree in his house today, Tomorrow he becomes manure to those trees.

A man is known today as the richest man ever,
Tomorrow he is buried in a shroud that has no pocket, he doesn't pick single penny to his grave neither is the grave going to be made out of gold or luxury.


Check my siggy please! grin
Celebrities › Re: Photo Of Falz And Simi That People Are Talking About by asumo12: 10:23am On May 05, 2016
cheesy
Politics › Re: 3 Nigerians Nabbed, 8 Policemen Wounded In A Violent Drug Raid In Mumbai, India by asumo12: 10:22am On May 05, 2016
angry
Celebrities › Re: Bimbo Akintola Celebrates Her 46th Birthday Today by asumo12: 10:22am On May 05, 2016
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Celebrities › Re: Teebillz Set For Rehab As Tiwa Savage Returns To Work by asumo12: 5:24pm On May 04, 2016
angry angry
Travel › Re: Smoking On Airplanes (CIG SMOKERS ONLY) 18+ by asumo12: 5:22pm On May 04, 2016
420!


iluvweed:
CIG SMOKERS ONLY!

This is not my first time of flying but this recent one got me real bad...lol...Usually before I fly, I do smoke very well outside the airport before boarding but this time I was late for my flight and in much haste to make the boarding time, so I didnt have time to smoke at all as I rushed in to board. The journey was a 12hr flight from houston to lagos, I finally made the time and went inside the plane without smoking, and then just after the meal, the cravings began!....I was sweating inside A.C, as I needed to step down real bad!... grin...I was so nervous and unsettled throughout the journey and believe me the 12hr flight was like 12days in my eye as I checked the map every 30 seconds LOL... grin
Anyways, the plane landed on the 12th day and I dashed out to smoke lol and felt better...Pls SMOKERS share your experiences on how you manage to survive long hour flights without smoking... undecided



PLS IF YOU DONT SMOKE NO NEED TO COMMENT....YOUR ADVISE AND INSULTS GOES NO WHERE!.... undecided
Fashion › Re: 6 Best Ways To Keep Your Ankara From Fading by asumo12: 10:55am On May 04, 2016
cool cool cool


Ankara Yebe Yebe o plenty labijan!!!


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Celebrities › Re: Toyin Aimakhu – 4 Biggest Blunders That Almost Destroyed Her Career by asumo12: 10:24am On May 04, 2016
Y shall she shy?


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Romance › Re: Man Stuck Into Another Man's Wife During Adulterous Se**x In Kenya by asumo12: 9:08pm On May 03, 2016
Nixiepie:
That kenya of a country needs cleansing
Like Dr gboko cleansing


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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Bayern Munich Vs Atletico Madrid : UCL (2 - 1) On 3rd May 2016 by asumo12: 9:05pm On May 03, 2016
[quote author=optional1 post=45286302][/quote]Which kind combination be that?


undecided
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Bayern Munich Vs Atletico Madrid : UCL (2 - 1) On 3rd May 2016 by asumo12: 9:04pm On May 03, 2016
[quote author=cherieb2 post=45285999][/quote]Staying positive is what keeps me going....

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Bayern Munich Vs Atletico Madrid : UCL (2 - 1) On 3rd May 2016 by asumo12: 8:58pm On May 03, 2016
Amaechi5:
Alaba dey play for Germany abi na Australia, getting confused with club football.
Which team are u supporting nna?

grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Bayern Munich Vs Atletico Madrid : UCL (2 - 1) On 3rd May 2016 by asumo12: 8:55pm On May 03, 2016
KingTom:
1pondo ni o bayern ti take over shocked
grin Bayern all the way Bro!


If Madrid vs Madrid play final the match no go pure jare!

Bayern vs Madrid for final


iPray
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Bayern Munich Vs Atletico Madrid : UCL (2 - 1) On 3rd May 2016 by asumo12: 8:47pm On May 03, 2016
Bayern for final!


grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Bayern Munich Vs Atletico Madrid : UCL (2 - 1) On 3rd May 2016 by asumo12: 8:46pm On May 03, 2016
cheesy

Oba gbogbo Sudan!

Kini scores?
KingTom:
I'm sorry madam we are not allowed to talk to women in Sudan send your husband to me with a letter I shall read it and a address one back to you grin
Education › Re: Redeployment Letter From Corper With "Spiritual Attack" - 'Aljanu'(photo) by asumo12: 6:37pm On May 03, 2016
This is spiritual!

embarassed
Romance › Re: Why Do Girls Pretend As If They Don't Watch Porn While They Watch It The Most by asumo12: 5:52pm On May 03, 2016
Celebrities › Re: Toyin Aimakhu Tells Instablog9ja Not To Link Her To Seun Egbegbe (PHOTOS) by asumo12: 1:29pm On May 03, 2016
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Celebrities › Re: Ramsey Nouah's Dress To CAMIFF In Cameroon (Photos) by asumo12: 1:25pm On May 03, 2016
Why would he dress like ram when his name is ram son Noah!



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Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by asumo12: 1:04pm On May 03, 2016
kiss

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