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CelebritiesRe: Mercy Aigbe Takes California In Sporty Chic Style by asumo12: 6:06pm On May 10, 2016
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McPerry:
Nawa oo pple can yab shah...which one is Asaro spoon again? And u dey find wife?i pray u dnt fall in luv wit an Asaro spoon legged bae.....lolzz so funny.
CelebritiesRe: Mercy Aigbe Takes California In Sporty Chic Style by asumo12: 6:00pm On May 10, 2016
CelebritiesRe: Mercy Aigbe Takes California In Sporty Chic Style by asumo12: 5:57pm On May 10, 2016
sad

K leg mercy!!!


u never barb in to honor Oba abi?

angry angry


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RomanceRe: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by asumo12: 5:41pm On May 10, 2016
CelebritiesRe: MR Ibu Having Breakfast In Australia (pics) by asumo12: 5:22pm On May 10, 2016
CHE hes a comedian ni?


undecided
rokiatu:
lol at B grin
FamilyRe: Help Me Go Back To School by asumo12: 4:49pm On May 10, 2016
Aminat508:
Anty no document lipsrsealed
There was problem uploading the documents!


cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: Share Your Funny Meme Pictures. by asumo12: 3:20pm On May 10, 2016
grin

PhonesRe: Glo 2500 For 4.5gb Now 5gb by asumo12: 2:41pm On May 10, 2016
how?


Baadal:
yea it is
FoodRe: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by asumo12: 1:46pm On May 10, 2016
who?


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Omotayor123:
Na this kind place dem dey find you. Mo gbo mo ya grin grin
FoodRe: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by asumo12: 1:35pm On May 10, 2016
tchidi:
Whozdiswan? undecided undecided angry angry
Tchidi? Na Me be Who's this one?


shocked
PoliticsRe: Buhari And Masari Rocking Their Babariga With Socks by asumo12: 1:19pm On May 10, 2016
grin
FoodRe: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by asumo12: 1:09pm On May 10, 2016
tchidi:
Shebi. You. Abandoned. Me. In. Lagos!! undecided undecided angry angry
C u
RomanceRe: Happy Birthday Laveda! by asumo12: 1:08pm On May 10, 2016
shocked

lanicky:
Bia bros, which one is Lav.eda Lani.cky? grin
CelebritiesRe: Peace Hyde Covers Nu People Magazine by asumo12: 12:35pm On May 10, 2016
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omobaekiti:
this is ludicrous, wetin pesin want carry all this flesh do...if she pull off my Mr tanda gidigba no go rise self.iranu abasha.
CelebritiesRe: Peace Hyde Covers Nu People Magazine by asumo12: 12:33pm On May 10, 2016
CultureRe: Osaara Festival In Ile-Ife, Ooni Ogunwusi Feature by asumo12: 12:13pm On May 10, 2016
undecided
PoliticsRe: Wike Sacks Kelvin Wachuku As Commissioner 6 Months After Appointment by asumo12: 12:11pm On May 10, 2016
[quote author=okwupaul post=45487777][/quote]No sire!

I'm not a Dr!

grin
CrimeRe: Thugs Machete Task Force Officials In Lagos (photos) by asumo12: 12:09pm On May 10, 2016
Is a lie!


I mean is lie.....


Sorry


Islie
CelebritiesRe: Throwback Photo Of Obesere And Pasuma On Stage Together by asumo12: 12:03pm On May 10, 2016
Lool


I wish lalasticlala can see this!

grin
CelebritiesRe: J Martins Shares Photo With His Son by asumo12: 11:59am On May 10, 2016
shocked
PoliticsRe: Wike Sacks Kelvin Wachuku As Commissioner 6 Months After Appointment by asumo12: 11:50am On May 10, 2016
Wicked wike!





grin

scιenтιғιc ғacт

dιd yoυ ĸnow тнaт .....

•Doctors warn that do not feed ur kids in excess. Looking ‘chubby’ may be cute. But childhood obesity is a risk factor for heart disease later in life.

•For both men and women, peeing sitting down improves bladder release and decreases cancer risk.

•The human brain accounts for 2% of your body weight, amazingly it takes up more than 20% of your blood flow.

•It is a myth that the hair and nails grow after death. The surrounding skin shrinks, giving the illusion of their growth. So is not true.

•The heart begins beating at four weeks after getting pregnant and does not stop until death.

•Reduce ur blood sugar & cholesterol levels. Add garlic to ur daily food.

•Doctor warn that excessive use of smart phones, particularly in the car can strain your eyes and can lead to fatigue and headache.

•Just like there are many forms of intelligence, there are also many forms of stupidity.

And lastly

•Want to get rid of pimples ? Applying toothpaste can get you rid of the pimples.

Since people are always interrogative, I suspect someone will say to you "Hey you are brushing your face you muggle, you don't bleach with toothpaste, you only bleach only on the teeth"

ME:- Thanks, I'm performing scientific methodology.

I wonder what next he/she will reply back. Maybe something like "Are you on weed"

No am on paracetamol

ħάνέ ά ήίςέ ȡάч
CelebritiesRe: Fans Blast Toke Makinwa For Bleaching by asumo12: 11:25am On May 10, 2016
scιenтιғιc ғacт

dιd yoυ ĸnow тнaт .....

•Doctors warn that do not feed ur kids in excess. Looking ‘chubby’ may be cute. But childhood obesity is a risk factor for heart disease later in life.

•For both men and women, peeing sitting down improves bladder release and decreases cancer risk.

•The human brain accounts for 2% of your body weight, amazingly it takes up more than 20% of your blood flow.

•It is a myth that the hair and nails grow after death. The surrounding skin shrinks, giving the illusion of their growth. So is not true.

•The heart begins beating at four weeks after getting pregnant and does not stop until death.

•Reduce ur blood sugar & cholesterol levels. Add garlic to ur daily food.

•Doctor warn that excessive use of smart phones, particularly in the car can strain your eyes and can lead to fatigue and headache.

•Just like there are many forms of intelligence, there are also many forms of stupidity.

And lastly

•Want to get rid of pimples ? Applying toothpaste can get you rid of the pimples.

Since people are always interrogative, I suspect someone will say to you "Hey you are brushing your face you muggle, you don't bleach with toothpaste, you only bleach only on the teeth"

ME:- Thanks, I'm performing scientific methodology.

I wonder what next he/she will reply back. Maybe something like "Are you on weed"

No am on paracetamol

ħάνέ ά ήίςέ ȡάч
PoliticsRe: Caption This Femi Fani-kayode Photo With EFCC securities by asumo12: 11:19am On May 10, 2016
scιenтιғιc ғacт

dιd yoυ ĸnow тнaт .....

•Doctors warn that do not feed ur kids in excess. Looking ‘chubby’ may be cute. But childhood obesity is a risk factor for heart disease later in life.

•For both men and women, peeing sitting down improves bladder release and decreases cancer risk.

•The human brain accounts for 2% of your body weight, amazingly it takes up more than 20% of your blood flow.

•It is a myth that the hair and nails grow after death. The surrounding skin shrinks, giving the illusion of their growth. So is not true.

•The heart begins beating at four weeks after getting pregnant and does not stop until death.

•Reduce ur blood sugar & cholesterol levels. Add garlic to ur daily food.

•Doctor warn that excessive use of smart phones, particularly in the car can strain your eyes and can lead to fatigue and headache.

•Just like there are many forms of intelligence, there are also many forms of stupidity.

And lastly

•Want to get rid of pimples ? Applying toothpaste can get you rid of the pimples.

Since people are always interrogative, I suspect someone will say to you "Hey you are brushing your face you muggle, you don't bleach with toothpaste, you only bleach only on the teeth"

ME:- Thanks, I'm performing scientific methodology.

I wonder what next he/she will reply back. Maybe something like "Are you on weed"

No am on paracetamol

ħάνέ ά ήίςέ ȡάч
RomanceRe: Happy Birthday Laveda! by asumo12: 11:05am On May 10, 2016
Happy birthday to you ma'am WULLNP wa last like IBM programs igba odun odun kan!


grin

Cc Laveda lanicky
CelebritiesRe: Isabella Ayuk Releases Pre-birthday Photos by asumo12: 3:16pm On May 09, 2016
Pheals:
which chest ? undecided
Chestshit
HealthRe: Man Paralyzed After Policeman Shot Him - Viewers Discretion by asumo12: 2:36pm On May 09, 2016
grin
kingthreat:
Suddenly Ghanaian news dominate 50% of Nairaland
CelebritiesRe: Ebube Nwagbo Flaunts Curves In Sexy Red Outfit by asumo12: 2:17pm On May 09, 2016
just like adeh39 curve(s)

grin grin grin

Mediapace:
Wey the curve huh

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