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Crime › Re: Woman Sets An Only Son On Fire, Stabs His Mother & Sister (graphic Pics) by asumo12: 1:32pm On Aug 21, 2015

Kileleyi

DPO at ajeromi division don chop Cecelia otu/0b0 he needs to be question for the woman acts I swear....

NPF

NO PROTECTION FOR u

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Romance › Re: Funny And Silly Ways Men Ask For Sexchat by asumo12: 1:29pm On Aug 21, 2015

Midehi:
especially "what are you wearing" mtcheeeeeew

What are you wearing atm?

undecided

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Autos › Re: Made In Mbase Helicopter.. (see Photo) by asumo12: 1:18pm On Aug 21, 2015

jnrbayano:
What makes it a helicopter?

Looks or functions?

No details in the op Madcow1

That name on it na photoshop asin dem edit am put

Madcow1 grin

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Phones › Re: The Most Expensive Phones Nigerians Like (why They Are Highly Sought After) by asumo12: 12:16pm On Aug 21, 2015

tchidi:
My phone follow o!

Tchidi cum teach me hausa language nah...

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Romance › Re: Funny And Silly Ways Men Ask For Sexchat by asumo12: 12:11pm On Aug 21, 2015

KashyBaby:
This is not abt libido issue baby, i juz dont like the way they talk...we women are NOT a sex object u know..but these nasty men only shows how low the level of their intelligence & manners.

Romance › Re: Funny And Silly Ways Men Ask For Sexchat by asumo12: 11:47am On Aug 21, 2015

KashyBaby:
I personally encounter these with white men and mostly those nasty Arabs
I feel so sick whenever I received these BS kind of msg...

Really?

How low is your libido?

grin

Nooffense

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Romance › Re: Funny And Silly Ways Men Ask For Sexchat by asumo12: 11:46am On Aug 21, 2015

ggrin:
Some go be like "u like rough play or soft play"

Amu be like I like it hard

Really?

Jokes Etc › Re: How Network Provider Cause Casala Btw 2 Luvers by asumo12(op): 11:36pm On Aug 20, 2015

DWJOBScom:
Lol......yes it does happen!
The best thing is to stop chatting and call

What if no call credit?

undecided

Jokes Etc › Re: How Network Provider Cause Casala Btw 2 Luvers by asumo12(op): 11:34pm On Aug 20, 2015

piicity:
Funny asumo

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by asumo12: 11:15pm On Aug 20, 2015

Sudanese forming actor!

grin

Music/Radio › Re: List Of Music/songs Ban By NBC... by asumo12(op): 11:03pm On Aug 20, 2015

Teeboy22:
i don see am before...

Nairaland General › Re: 14 Signs To Know That You Are Mad by asumo12: 10:17pm On Aug 20, 2015

Romance › Re: Women Tears are Expensive... by asumo12(op): 10:16pm On Aug 20, 2015

Teeboy22:
wetn consign me

Weed out Bro...

grin

Romance › Re: Women Tears are Expensive... by asumo12(op): 10:07pm On Aug 20, 2015

Midehi:
so you mean you spend that on a makeup kits...that your bae dey maga you ...well its ok if you are very bouyant

All for LadyBoss1

grin

Romance › Re: Women Tears are Expensive... by asumo12(op): 10:03pm On Aug 20, 2015

Midehi:
its already confirmed

Ask tchidi and titidi if u are confuse! grin

Romance › Re: Women Tears are Expensive... by asumo12(op): 10:01pm On Aug 20, 2015

olajorn:
If I cry,it's $0 because I don't even cream...[size=1pt]*Na lie oo,I dey cream oo*[/size]

Are u by any chance related to kingtom Omo Sudanese

grin

Romance › Re: Women Tears are Expensive... by asumo12(op): 9:59pm On Aug 20, 2015

Midehi:
transgender ni

Cum examine the thingy to confirm amu! grin

Celebrities › Re: Nollywood Actresses And Their Range Rovers (PHOTOS) by asumo12: 9:57pm On Aug 20, 2015

Mine and timaya

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Culture › Re: Ijebus Are Not Yoruba !!! by asumo12: 9:54pm On Aug 20, 2015

KingTom:
نصمصو تنض ههضص

这是什么？

Romance › Re: Women Tears are Expensive... by asumo12(op): 9:42pm On Aug 20, 2015

Midehi:
i believe you

Wetin u dey biliv?

undecided

Romance › Re: Women Tears are Expensive... by asumo12(op): 9:41pm On Aug 20, 2015

princealexndre:
lol...he is a transgender

I be ggrin?

grin

Romance › Re: Women Tears are Expensive... by asumo12(op): 9:41pm On Aug 20, 2015

Snowangel4:
Hahahaha expensive indeed....bt op u can lie o

Kilomean?

Romance › Re: Women Tears are Expensive... by asumo12(op): 9:40pm On Aug 20, 2015

Midehi:
hian! how do you know the prices hun?

I dey buy am well well nah.

undecided

Celebrities › Re: Mercy Johnson-I Dont Feel Anything While Playing Romantic Roles by asumo12: 8:52pm On Aug 20, 2015

Zehner:
what's the kiss for?

Where?

Culture › Re: Ijebus Are Not Yoruba !!! by asumo12: 8:35pm On Aug 20, 2015

KingTom:
Who are you? Please don't talk to me if you're not from Sudan

I'm the king of Tom

tongue

Culture › Re: Ijebus Are Not Yoruba !!! by asumo12: 8:34pm On Aug 20, 2015

frankay430:
den where are dey from

Sudan...

War front

grin

Culture › Re: Ijebus Are Not Yoruba !!! by asumo12: 8:27pm On Aug 20, 2015

KingTom:
Awujale talk say we be Sudanese Na

U self hear the story bah?

grin

Romance › Women Tears are Expensive... by asumo12(op): 8:20pm On Aug 20, 2015

EXPENSIVE TEARS
Don’t make a woman cry! There is nothing as expensive as a lady’s tears. When a single drop of tear comes out, it first mixes with L’OREAL eye liner (#7,500) & REVLON mascara (#8,500), then when it rolls down the cheek it mixes with ESTEE LAUDER foundation (#11,000) ZARON blush (#15,000) and MAC powder (#19,000).
Finally when it touches the lips it gets mixed with MAYBELLINE lipstick (12,000) and AVON lip gloss (#5,000)….
A single drop of a lady’s tear is running for about #78,000.
PLEASE DON’T MAKE HER CRY. But you can make a man cry, its only Vaseline (#150) or powder (#200) total for men (#350) wink

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Celebrities › Re: Mercy Johnson-I Dont Feel Anything While Playing Romantic Roles by asumo12: 7:20pm On Aug 20, 2015

Zehner:
Okay. We haf hear.

Jokes Etc › How Network Provider Cause Casala Btw 2 Luvers by asumo12(op): 7:17pm On Aug 20, 2015

GIRLFRIEND: Good morning sweetheart.
BOYFRIEND: Good morning darling. (sending failed)
GIRLFRIEND: Why don’t you want to reply my message, don’t you have my time?
BOYFRIEND: I have tried to reply but the network is poor! (sending failed)
GIRLFRIEND: If you don’t love me; ignore my message, if you really love me, reply me.
BOYFRIEND: I Love You. (sending failed)
GIRLFRIEND: Do you love me huh

BOYFRIEND: I Love You Baby. (sending failed)
GIRLFRIEND: Never speak to me again!
BOYFRIEND: I Love You Sweetie (sending failed).
GIRLFRIEND: Do you want to end our relationship?
BOYFRIEND: I’m fed up of this shit!!! (message sent).

Music/Radio › List Of Music/songs Ban By NBC... by asumo12(op): 6:48pm On Aug 20, 2015

Banned music's...

Cc

Lalasticlala lalaboi seun

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Family › Re: My Wife Lied About Her Age, What Should I Do? by asumo12: 6:01pm On Aug 20, 2015

xertyy:
KILL HER

Why?

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