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AutosRe: Free VIN Check FOR CARS FROM USA ,CANADA by atikubaba(m): 5:38pm On Feb 11, 2010
Export 1,
Please check this VIN for me :4T1BE32K43U696414.
THANKS
Jokes EtcRe: Funny Court Room Gaffe by atikubaba(op): 4:11pm On Jan 20, 2010
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Jokes EtcFunny Court Room Gaffe by atikubaba(op): 6:09pm On Jan 17, 2010
Recently reported in the Massachusetts Bar Association Lawyers Journal, the following are 22 questions actually asked of witnesses by attorneys during trials and, in certain cases, the responses given by insightful witnesses:

"Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?"

"The youngest son, the twenty-year old, how old is he?"

"Were you present when your picture was taken?"

"Were you alone or by yourself?"

"Was it you or your younger brother who was killed in the war?"

"Did he kill you?"

"How far apart were the vehicles at the time of the collision?"

"You were there until the time you left, is that true?"

"How many times have you committed suicide?"

Q: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
A: Yes.
Q: And what were you doing at that time?

Q: She had three children, right?
A: Yes.
Q: How many were boys?
A: None.
Q: Were there any girls?

Q: You say the stairs went down to the basement?
A: Yes.
Q: And these stairs, did they go up also?

Q: Mr. Slatery, you went on a rather elaborate honeymoon, didn't you?
A: I went to Europe, Sir.
Q: And you took your new wife?

Q: How was your first marriage terminated?
A: By death.
Q: And by whose death was it terminated?

Q: Can you describe the individual?
A: He was about medium height and had a beard.
Q: Was this a male, or a female?

Q: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
A: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.

Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?
A: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.

Q: All your responses must be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
A: Oral.

Q: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
A: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m,
Q: And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time?
A: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy.

Q: You were not shot in the fracas?
A: No, I was shot midway between the fracas and the navel.

Q: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
A: I have been since early childhood.

Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for blood pressure?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for breathing?
A: No.
Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
A: No.
Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
Q: But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?
A: It is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere
PoliticsRe: Revolution! Is It Too Much To Ask For? by atikubaba(m): 7:33am On Dec 19, 2009
No body is inviting the military. Think of what will happen if 2million Nigerians stay in front of ASO ROCK gate for just 5 days until our leaders show sign of seriousness. NO GUN. NO ARROW JUST DETERMINATION FOR CHANGE.We can do it if only we 4get about our Religion and Ethnic inclination for one day.Nigerian youth wake up we cant afford to fail the coming generations
RomanceRe: Should I Marry Her Or Not?pls Help! by atikubaba(m): 7:10am On Dec 19, 2009
Leopad never changes its skin.Run now b4 she changes her mind grin grin cry
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Calabar & Uyo Connection: Meet And Hook Up Here! by atikubaba(m): 1:54pm On Nov 01, 2009
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Jobs/VacanciesRe: New Job by atikubaba(m): 10:35am On Oct 23, 2009
congrat
AutosRe: 2004 Toyota Corolla For Sale - Nigerian Used for 1.3M by atikubaba(m): 8:42pm On Oct 15, 2009
wats d mileagepls
AutosRe: 2004 Toyota Corolla For Sale - Nigerian Used for 1.3M by atikubaba(m): 8:41pm On Oct 15, 2009
1m call me on 08035423508
AutosRe: 2004 Toyota Corolla S(sports) Amercican Specs With Full Options by atikubaba(m): 9:52am On Oct 11, 2009
post the mileage pls and the VIN number am intrested
AutosRe: Registered 2003 Toyota Camry Xle by atikubaba(m): 9:30am On Oct 11, 2009
i offer 1.2m call me on 08035423508 and please post the VIN
AutosRe: 2005 T0y0ta Avalon(new) by atikubaba(m): 9:29pm On Oct 03, 2009
will 3.05M fly this babe reply ASAP to aktaleat@yahoo.com
AutosRe: 2004 Toyota Corolla S(sports) Amercican Specs With Full Options by atikubaba(m): 8:54pm On Oct 03, 2009
what the mileage pls

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