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Funny Court Room Gaffe by atikubaba(m): 6:09pm On Jan 17, 2010 |
Recently reported in the Massachusetts Bar Association Lawyers Journal, the following are 22 questions actually asked of witnesses by attorneys during trials and, in certain cases, the responses given by insightful witnesses: "Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?" "The youngest son, the twenty-year old, how old is he?" "Were you present when your picture was taken?" "Were you alone or by yourself?" "Was it you or your younger brother who was killed in the war?" "Did he kill you?" "How far apart were the vehicles at the time of the collision?" "You were there until the time you left, is that true?" "How many times have you committed suicide?" Q: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th? A: Yes. Q: And what were you doing at that time? Q: She had three children, right? A: Yes. Q: How many were boys? A: None. Q: Were there any girls? Q: You say the stairs went down to the basement? A: Yes. Q: And these stairs, did they go up also? Q: Mr. Slatery, you went on a rather elaborate honeymoon, didn't you? A: I went to Europe, Sir. Q: And you took your new wife? Q: How was your first marriage terminated? A: By death. Q: And by whose death was it terminated? Q: Can you describe the individual? A: He was about medium height and had a beard. Q: Was this a male, or a female? Q: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney? A: No, this is how I dress when I go to work. Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people? A: All my autopsies are performed on dead people. Q: All your responses must be oral, OK? What school did you go to? A: Oral. Q: Do you recall the time that you examined the body? A: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m, Q: And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time? A: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy. Q: You were not shot in the fracas? A: No, I was shot midway between the fracas and the navel. Q: Are you qualified to give a urine sample? A: I have been since early childhood. Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? A: No. Q: Did you check for blood pressure? A: No. Q: Did you check for breathing? A: No. Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy? A: No. Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor? A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar. Q: But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless? A: It is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere |
Re: Funny Court Room Gaffe by Nobody: 6:12pm On Jan 17, 2010 |
atikubaba: |
Re: Funny Court Room Gaffe by Odunnu: 6:33pm On Jan 17, 2010 |
Una no go c me kill, Bwahahahahahahahaha |
Re: Funny Court Room Gaffe by mykali(m): 7:57pm On Jan 17, 2010 |
Re: Funny Court Room Gaffe by tayoast(m): 11:33pm On Jan 17, 2010 |
Re: Funny Court Room Gaffe by kodylicky(f): 12:01pm On Jan 18, 2010 |
na wah!! |
Re: Funny Court Room Gaffe by bashydemy(m): 7:50am On Jan 19, 2010 |
real wah |
Re: Funny Court Room Gaffe by atikubaba(m): 4:11pm On Jan 20, 2010 |
;d ;d |
Re: Funny Court Room Gaffe by D1KeleVra(m): 12:13pm On Jan 22, 2010 |
atikubaba: definitely the best lol |
Re: Funny Court Room Gaffe by D1KeleVra(m): 12:14pm On Jan 22, 2010 |
atikubaba: definitely the best lol |
Re: Funny Court Room Gaffe by D1KeleVra(m): 12:16pm On Jan 22, 2010 |
atikubaba: definitely the best lol |
Re: Funny Court Room Gaffe by D1KeleVra(m): 12:17pm On Jan 22, 2010 |
atikubaba: definitely the best lol |
Re: Funny Court Room Gaffe by D1KeleVra(m): 12:20pm On Jan 22, 2010 |
atikubaba: definitely the best lol |
Re: Funny Court Room Gaffe by Abbeycity4(f): 1:47pm On Jan 22, 2010 |
Oshodi goat!!!!! stp d double posting nw 1 Like |
Re: Funny Court Room Gaffe by kodylicky(f): 3:13pm On Jan 22, 2010 |
his pc is convulsing |
Re: Funny Court Room Gaffe by r231(m): 3:37pm On Jan 22, 2010 |
;d :d :d |
Re: Funny Court Room Gaffe by r231(m): 3:38pm On Jan 22, 2010 |
;d :d :d |
Re: Funny Court Room Gaffe by Abbeycity4(f): 4:55pm On Jan 22, 2010 |
D1 has contaminated u |
Re: Funny Court Room Gaffe by Kunbee: 2:32am On Jan 25, 2010 |
I agree |
Re: Funny Court Room Gaffe by atikubaba(m): 7:27am On Mar 26, 2010 |
na waa ohh |
Re: Funny Court Room Gaffe by clemcykul(f): 11:51am On Mar 26, 2010 |
nice one |
Re: Funny Court Room Gaffe by petres007(m): 10:25pm On Mar 26, 2010 |
OMG! this so goooooood!!!! I noo even know which one I like pass sef. Nice one there! |
Re: Funny Court Room Gaffe by Kunbee: 5:50pm On Mar 27, 2010 |
Really |
Re: Funny Court Room Gaffe by tayoast(m): 6:37pm On Mar 27, 2010 |
Oh yeah, really |
Re: Funny Court Room Gaffe by studio43(m): 8:43am On Mar 28, 2010 |
Lolll u try poster |
Re: Funny Court Room Gaffe by bluespice(f): 1:07am On Mar 29, 2010 |
atikubaba:these are my favourites, got me LOLing real hard |
Re: Funny Court Room Gaffe by Odunnu: 9:41am On May 08, 2010 |
I'm stil laffing |
Re: Funny Court Room Gaffe by jamace(m): 1:48pm On May 08, 2010 |
Rib = cracking |
Re: Funny Court Room Gaffe by Kunbee: 5:42pm On May 08, 2010 |
Then you should be dead |
Re: Funny Court Room Gaffe by Nobody: 8:18pm On May 08, 2010 |
Funny. |
Re: Funny Court Room Gaffe by papine(m): 8:24pm On May 08, 2010 |
ah ah kunbee, |
Re: Funny Court Room Gaffe by Kunbee: 12:46am On May 09, 2010 |
Wetin |
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