Nice n Good samarirthan

A Bihari was working in Mumbai & did not meet his wife for four (4) years while his wife was in Patna .

At the end of 4 years he distributed sweets to his colleagues in office stating that his wife had delivered a son.

His colleagues were quite shocked and they asked how this 'Happy event' happened when he had not seen his wife for four years,

The man said it is common in Bihar that neighbours take care of the wife (good Samaritans) when men are away.

The colleagues asked him, 'What name will you give to the son?'

The man explained, 'If it is the first neighbour that had taken care, the name would be 'PRATHAM';


If its the second neighbour,then it would be 'DWIVEDI';

If it is the third neighbour then it would be 'TRIVEDI',

If it is the fourth neighbour then it would be 'CHATURVEDI';

If its the fifth neighbour then it would be 'PANDEY',

After listening to this, questions followed.

What if it is a mixture of neighbours?
'Then the boy would be named 'MISHRA',

And what if the wife is too shy to tell the name of the neighbour?
Then it would be 'SHARMA',

But what if she refuses to divulge the name of the neighbour?
Then the name of the child would be 'GUPTA',

If she does not remember the name then?
'It is YAAD-AV'

But who knows whether the child resulted from a rape?
Then it will be named 'DOSHI',
Finally, if the child happened because of wife's burning desire?
Then he will be named 'JOSHI',

And if the whole country had made efforts for the happy arrival?,



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J.H.S
Post Office Box 15,
Agona Ahanta.
26th June 2010.
[left][/left]Hello Gilr,
I want to write you this letter.
Because everyday i saw you opposite with my workshop(i.e evertime i set my eyes on you,in front of my workshop) . You saw me and i saw you too everyday. But i ve watch you for a severlly time. The way your behaviour is good for me. I want to take you as a good gilr friend because your the beautiful gilr in this town (i.e you are the most beautiful gilr in this town) So i love you like a flower. But One thing is that i want to talk to you but you don't have time, that is why i shouldn't came and talk to you and at the same time the place your are siting is for the road that everybody pass there, that is why i shouldn't came n talk to you. If you thank(think) that you cann't read the letter just come(call) and talk to me in a securit way. So read the letter and gave me the reply or the anwser. I am done. Good bye!!!!
[center][/center]Your ever
[center][/center]Mathew

@konga my guy you too much.
koko master

D1KeleVra:

why u dey find trouble under this hot sun?

Who want trouble under sun, U want to give hot or hotest.

Sho sho

Wish them success.

na real levels be dis, infact it's good to have cool n rest of mind money.

Who be that again hope no be D1kevra

you kindding

Kunbee:

Atkin is on drugs

Wow kunbee you don come back how was your health now, hope you no dey drink bad water again as doctor instructed you.
@flexystar thankkkkkkkkk you stay tune more jokes is still comming, lol
@studio43 or what they called u u don loss better go back to your studio your roof is on fire,
@everybody in the house am cool n healthy. Thank you all.

ok keep to your self then.

Ben-10:

atkinboy, keep pasting them.

no problem aye bo gan you can past your own. mr ten ten.

shamespury:

nice one guy

Thank you ,

kubee who do like this.

walexydon:

they really nyc jokes at least the only 1s that made me laff since i av been reading other jokes, nyc try guy

@wale realyyyyyyyyy can somebody say hun hun hun hunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

Bill and Bob, two children, were sitting outside a clinic. Bill happened to be crying very loudly.

"Why are you crying?" Bob asked.

"I came here for a blood test," sobbed Bill.

"So? Are you afraid?"

"No. For the blood test, they cut my finger.

As Bob heard this, he immediately began crying profusely.

Astonished, Bill stopped his tears and asked Bob, "Why are you crying now?"

To which Bob replied, "I came for a urine test!"

Kunbee:

Hehe

Kunbee hope you can see your self i am not available for some look at where my joke is, if someone appreciate now you will reply as if you owns the conner onu o se kunbee so gbo am back.
@ everybody longtime no call e ku le oooooo
@D1kelevra how your hand
Have being around the world hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

D1KeleVra:

i that why u are shouting? _Nigerians

@ D1Kelevra waitin u dey think u get brain to make people happy your own na to dey sitdown n look OJU YOBO

Lolajoy:

so so funny because i just found out that you are the guy.

@ Lolajoy may your day be long good people like good things.

Kunbee:

Hmmmm

@ kunbee why r u undecided which one r you among the two?

Another akpan One truck driver was doing his usual delivery to Institute of mental health.
He discovered a flat tyre when he was about to go home. He jacked up the truck and took the flat tyre down.
When he was about to fix the spare tyre, he accidentally dropped all the bolts into the drain, As he can't fish the bolts out, he started to panic.
One Kolo patient happened to walk past and asked the driver what happened.
The driver thought to himself, since there's nothing much he can do; he told the patient the whole incident.
The patient laughed at him & said "can't even fix such a simple problem, No wonder you are destined to be a truck driver, " You are stupid!
Here's what you can do, take one bolt each from the other 3 tyres and fix it onto this tyre. Then drive to the nearest workshop and replace the missing ones, easy as that" The driver was very impressed and asked "You're so smart but why are you here at the Institute of mental health.?"
Patient replied: "Hellooo, I stay here because I'm crazy, Not STUPID !"
A JOKE CAN BE A VERY GOOD STRESS RELIEVER IF UR INDUSTRY/DESK IS AS DEMANDING AS MINE, Ciao!!

Sorry mr 4man

for your eyes only

For you Guys

Kunbee:

You are welcome

Kunbee sorry Try next time dont take another person glory

D1KeleVra:

no problem

ea no froblem more is still coming watch out

Kunbee:

I was talking to you and so

you go wonduu oooooooooooooo.

o boy eeeeeeeeeeeeee

To Everybody in the house to be serious who can you give your valentine? Enemy or friends??

WHo dey chat with you monky head

Kunbee:

Na choko dey cause am

Hope you r not talking to me.