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Good day everyone. Someone should kindly assist me on which wallet I can buy /REACH.

Thank you

Congratulations to UNICAL on her newly elected Bursar

***** 2017 RESOLUTION - UNICAL *****
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The Resolution reached by the Unical Senate Council in her last meeting.

A memo has been sent to all HODs signed by the school authority.
Below are some of the resolutions.
(1) from now henceforth, there will be nothing like part payment of school charges again. This means that you must pay your school charges 100% no more 60% and 40% installmental payments, respectively.

(2) All departmental, faculty and college dues will be done in the bank (faculty handbook, dues, departmenta dues, departmental registration charges, and handbook; course registration, in fact even carry over courses, departmental defense).
No student is entitled to make payment to anybody whatever, if you do by mistake or intentionally you must surely face the repercussion; meaning that no proof of your payment is tantamount to no exams. Go and verify which Bank your department is to pay.

(3) There will be nothing like "E" again in the grading of score in Unical. From now it will be A,B,C,D and F. Where F ranges from 0-44 marks. Reasons being that some departments would have lost accreditation in December because they were still grading students with E.

(4) All results will be out before Monday 9th of January as demanded by the DVC Academics and henceforth, students will be seeing their results before going on vacation or 1st week of resumption.

* The school authority has ordered all HODs to follow the new memo strictly. Finally, regretting any inconveniences these memo will cause.

I will like to bring to your notice that school has resumed. Starting from 2nd of January 2017, welcoming of freshmen into campus. 7th of January, lectures begins.

Happy new year everybody. It is quite a long time. Apologies for the shortage of updates, it was due to lost of my gadget which resulted to lost of password. Nice being back again....

School resumes on the 2nd of December, 2016 while lectures commence January 2nd; 2017. We welcome our freshmen and women into the campus.

UNIVERSITY OF CALABAR BURSAR SUSPENDED UC/R. 45A AUGUST 22, 2016.
Mr. Peter A. Agi bursar university of Calabar, Calabar. Is been suspended from office as bursar of the University of Calabar in an emergency meeting of management held yesterday, August 2016. Management considered recent developments on campus especially by the Nigeria police via letter no. AB: CRS/DFA/VOLT/123 of August 17/2016. On allegations of fraud, forgery and threat to life, it has become imperative that you step aside as bursar and clear yourself of these allegations. Furthermore, management observed that you have been impersonateing the Vice Chancellor on the CBN e-payment platform by making final approvals and payments a duty that is the responsibility of the Vice Chancellor who is the Chief Accounting Officer of the university bank transactions and alerts are still being forwarded to the immediate past Vice Chancellor Prof. James Epoke without the Vice Chancellor's knowledge.
Again, you absent yourself from office without requesting any of your Deputies to act for you, thus creating a vacuum in the administration of the bursary; rather in a circular of 18th August, 2016, you requested members of the university community who you need for your official business to do so by reaching you on your phone number 08037316725. This is absurd and not accepted anywhere. To further compound matters.
(i) you have as well deliberately orchestrated measures aimed at ensuring that the university loses accreditation of its medical programmes by refusing to purchase buses for the departments of Public Health Community medicine. This is a major requirement for accreditation and council had directed you several times on this yet you bluntly refused to comply.
(ii) deleberately you refused to purchase official car for the Deputy Vice Chancellor (Administration) 8months after he was appointed into office. You have ignored several council and management directives on this.
(iii) deliberately you refused to purchase official car for the Dean of Graduate school even when the Graduate school designed measures to internally generate revenue for this purpose. You have consistently ignored managements directives with impunity.
(iv) bluntly you refused to pay TETFUND contractors who successfully executed jobs and rendered services to the university even when such contractors have been cleared for payments. The consequence of this is that while other universities are already making progress and accessing the 2015 allocation to qualify for the next.
(v) your illegal mobilization into campus, a group of non-staff/students including suspected cultists, some of whom have been charged to court. These your supporters violently molested staff and beat up Journalists who were at the scene of the incidence and even damaged their camera.
(vi) unilaterally granted press interview on matters relating to the university without clearance from appropriate authorities.
(vii) callously and with utter disregard of Vice Chancellors directives by refusing to pay staff entitlements even when due process have been followed before approval.
(viii) you were issued a query on August 17, 2016 Ref UC/R. 45A to offer explanation on your misdeeds on campus on Monday, August 15, 2016 when your staff told you that you have a mail, you requested for the consent of the mail to be read to you. Thereafter, you requested for the letter to be brought to you. You read the letter and returned it through the same staff to your officer and directed that they should inform whoever cares that they could not deliver the mail to you.
As a follow up, you left definite instruction with the securiity men in your house not to receive any mail for you as a consequence, the other copy mailed to you by courier was rejected by your gatemen. These actions of yours are a clear manifestation of an orchestrated and deliberate design to bring to ridicule the image of the University of Calabar and indeed to cripple its progress as an institution. Hence, the management cannot continue to close its eyes on these misconducts and allow the university to crumble.
Management has therefore resolved that you should be placed on suspension. On this note, you are hereby suspended as bursar of the University of Calabar with effect ftom Monday August 22, 2016.
You are to handover immediately to Mrs. Atim Mensah who is the most senior Deputy Bursar while Mr. Joseph Odum is to take over the previous duties covered by Mrs. Mensah. By this letter of suspension, council is being briefed accordingly.
Moses O. Abang, Registrar/ Secretary to council.
CC: Chairman of council
Vice Chancellor
DVC(Admin)
DVC(Academics)
Librarian
Director of Audit
Mrs. Atim Mensah (Deputy Bursar)
Mr, joseph Odum (Deputy Bursar)
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# General Maximum Respect

tomquest:
Lol Jesus boy deserves some respect na.
Very lucky girl sha because during my days for campus, na this type of your case we dey find.

The fear wey go register for her body na wine she go use take apologize to everybody wey she embarrass.

hmmm! Bros I hail o. Right now I gat no disturbance on laptop issue. I was wandering where did want me to get 192,000 to replace the missen one for her? From my year one till now put together, I have not payed 192,000 for school fees .

tomquest:
Is that unical? Person get mind call police for person for university environment?

I don't want to mention some schools where if you dare harass/intimidate a random student who turns out to be a frat hitman, heads would surely roll later. No be only people wey wear uniforms be military men.

bros me no be strong man like that, I no military and I no get that kind power you dey yan. I be Jesus boy. Lol!

I no too like police issues, before you know it, u don turn dey guilty

PRESS RELEASE
From the office of the students union government(SUG). It is pertinent and most needful to speak in the regard of the current upheaval in the school which was occasioned by the protest led by the suspended SUG president comr. Daniel Joseph which took place on Monday15th of August 2016.
It was with strong words that members of the union stood to condemn the said protest as it was not in the interest of the students as well as for the administration.
The SUG distant herself from the unfortunate act as it was carried out by comr. Daniel Joseph and a few students in his power as the SUG president, and it was not in any way a union activity.
It was with a deep sense of regret that the executives divulge the misconduct of the SUG president comr. Daniel Joseph, who on that same day met his waterloo and was categorically suspended by the university authority.
A 5-men panel was said to had been set up to investigate the matter closely. Furthermore, in line with the SUG constitution, the SUG vice president comr. Nkpoikana Abasi Aniefiok would in the main whil be in acting capacity as the students union government president.

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This trend is to quicken one on information pertaining to the University of Calabar in a flash. You can drop your comments and questions; and somebody will attend to them shortly....

# General Maximum Respect

Thank you for the compliment. No be say I sabi fear like that. Just that Nigeria is not like oversea. They give unfair favour to the person who report a case first. Moreso, door wey corper babe fit open, shey I fit open am?? You self reason am na. She get natural parkages for body wey she fit present, but me only get God. Lol

... As I woke up the next day, it was already 8:35am. I knelt down, thank God for the sleep and committed the day in His hands. I dashed into the bathroom to clean up, cos the police may find offence in my mouth odour and decide to arrest me for not brushing. I made sure I washed and scrubed every part well.
By 9:58am I arrived at the police station. The IPO in charge gave me seat, while I waited for the other members of the compound.
Still by 11:20 nobody showed except me. The detective then tool me to a small choky room and gave me a paper for me to write my statement.
Shortly after 15minutes, I finished and submitted. The detective was impressed with my write ups. He permitted me to go and re-invite us the next week Monday. At the long run, Joy could not suspect a person.
Most especially, I was not harassed at the station, due to several calls that had trooped in from different posts. If not, I would have been in cell by now because the policemen focused their attention on the lady. Making me dumb fold,
Truly, if one has nobody around in situation like this, he would be the scape goat.

Morals: keep your belongings well, cos nobody will be blamed for your undoing.

... On reaching my home lesson, it was like I was left alone in this world, I kept on pondering what might possibly happen to me the next day. I was not myself through out the extra moral class. Several thoughts over clouded my mind. I knew the case might turn out to be a political gerrymandering, as well finding who to make a scape goat for another person's misfortunes.
What bothered me most is that I got no relative here in Calabar, and nobody to vouch for me if she eventually points at me to be who she suspected. Imagine the level of vilification it would land me.


Fear grip me, and my mind was swollen with sadness.
"master what is the problem?" Emma my student asked. "police" I said in a sullen voice as if I was about to cry. "tell grandma, she can help you to make some calls through her connections" Emma suggested. "ok" I restorted.
Shortly after lesson, I hurriedly went to explain everything to Mrs. Benson (Emma's grandma). " when you get there tomorrow, call me to tell me what is going on" grandma said. I felt likea heavy burden had just been taken away from me. Yet I did not stop, I called Olu, the man that rented the apartment for me, and I explained everything. Immediately he called his barrister and Fred (Olu's friend). "tell me how it goes when you get to the station tomorrow, and dont talk too much" Olu said.

Still I was not satisfied, I call my congress president, to make him aware, since I am the scribe of the parliament. He also told me to get back at him on any matter araising at the station the next day.
Moreso, I did not stop there, I called some police colleagues of mine to inform them, since it is their job, and they may give me some ideas of what would possibly happen, based on similar past occurance. One of them immediately called the station and enquired for who was handling the case, then had little talks with him.
I was not hungry through out that day, I lost appetite and my sleep. I was just staring at the ceilings through out the night. I hate anything involving police and crimes, I kept on imagining the next day. Would I be hand cuffed? Would I be beaten, would I remain in detention, would I be asked to provide what somebody lost? My mind's mind was just full of thoughts...
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What do you guys think would happen next? Just predict.

Omo! We men sabi intimidate our fellow men when women dey involved.

... Joy a corper who lived in room 26 usually comes in at night with one handsome guy who happens to be her boyfriend. She was so uppity and alway fond of herself. Not knowing she was around over night, I was shocked to hear a bang on my door on that thursday morning on the 11th of August . Bang! Bang!! Bang!!! "Yes! Who is that?" I asked, "come out and see for yourself" she said. Immediately I recognized the devil's voice. I ran quickly to open the door, leaving what was on the fire. "good morning" I greeted. "good morning" she restorted. "please did you help meto see anybody with my laptop?" she asked. Startled me, I answered her with "no", then I introspected into why she could just come to ask me a kind of aptitude test question, as if I was searching for admission to enrol in her programme. "How come that you are looking for your laptop?" I asked. "i kept it on my bed and I went out, and I believe it was taken by 3:00pm by somebody that knew I was not at home." I excused her for a moment and then ran back to the kitchen to off the gas. On returning to her, I followed her to her room to be a slueth about the matter. She believed the culprit would have used long stick with glue at the end to glue the laptop and use to to drag it closer, cos the bed was far away from the window. Whereas I thought that the culprit would have used a spared key. She argued it that she does not share her key, more over the person would have taken more than the laptop.
Anyway, there was nothing I could do whether the culprit penetrated through the window or not. Mine was just to show some sympathy. By 10 am, I left for home lesson, which I do to sustain my life. I later returned by 2:35pm. I came back to eat cos I would still be going to another lesson of far distance, what did I see? Policemen , after I had eaten for me to lock my door, the team leader of the police accosted me. "young man, do you live here?" he asked me, "my voice denied me as if there was lumps in my throat, "yes" I muttered. "do yo know that your neighbour's laptop is missen?" I nodded, for the police inspector to continue ,"she has opened a file with us and that is why the DPO ordered me to invite you all to the station." I was running out of time so I asked "how long would it take officer?" I inquired."it can take 100year or less, depending on your answer" he replied. *Gosh! I hate police* then we went to the next condominion to invite other corpers. God so doing, almost all the babes were cooking, so they fixed the invitation to the next day by 10am.

Young man, if you know you will not be chanced by 10am, you can come by 6am or 6:30am we are alway on duty. *did you guys smell a rat in that clause?* Already, Joy had been emphasising that nobody would have taken the laptop if not somebody from our creep, which she was meaning she suspected me. Lol. God so doing, Tunde a graduate student cut in and narrated how two of his laptop had been stolen as well through the window, to second it, Titi also lamented that her's was taken from her through her window as well while she was even indoors, seeing how the laptop was moving she shouted "theif! Theif!!" but was to no avail. The rogue moved faster like a flash.

Just the story lines of these fellow, Joy had a second thought, but still argued, could anybody had jumped through the fence? Everybody almost answered yes. "young lady, you need to follow us to the station now to write your statement" the inspector said to Joy. Oga, I will join the others tomorrow to your station, I beg to take my leave then I went to hustle for my daily bread...
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# General Maximum Respect aka Don Carpella the Attavistic

And who said it was a fiction?

Abi o, devil wan show herself. Now would you know that devil is a girl

My name is Henry, I was born in Lagos and I live most significant of my years there, which makes people to address me as Lagos boy here in Calabar where I schooled.

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It was 17th of December, 2015 and it was the end of my year two. Thank God I made it alive. Schooling in a long distance away from home is really a big challenge; from exasperating lecturers to stinging hunger. All I knew was I can not die yet so I kept my struggle on. As I was planning to travel back home to Lagos; Normally I should be happy, but I had ambivalent feelings; because the house I was living off camp had been sold and we had been given ultimatum to vacate the premises and it would expire at the end of that month we where then, and I had no choice than to travel ;(. Sadness stole my joy. Anyway, I still had to travel with the little cash on me, because I had no money then to rent another apartment.

While I was in Lagos, the person I scotted with rented a self contain for me and then left Calabar for good to Ijebu Ode where he works for a big company as an engineer. I was flabbergasted and returned to Calabar a week after new year to relocate my properties.

The new compound happened to be built like a hotel, where every condominion has its room number. Mine was room 30 and the compound was filled with corpers except the two flats at the front that was occupied by people who were not serving. Now I live alone and corpers were eyeing me thinking my parents are related to Adenuga, because my bed was a Kingsize bed where a play of sex would have been carried out on to give perfect pleassure. My room was well furnished with home theatre, DVD player, freezer, micro wave, air conditioner, standing fan and desiners graffiti on my wall. These made any corper ready to open her fresh laps for me to work on.

Thanks to my sponsor who had left all his belongings for me to use for the main time till he returns. Since I knew those corpers would be ready to run things with me, but at the expense of what I have, whereas, the truth is that I had nothing of my own. Because I do not want to mess myself in the long run, I avoided any corper that had made advances to seduce me. Even to that very one that appeared naked to me.

I always went on my way without sociallizing with any of them, so they started harbouring discord for me. Now they just disliked me with passion. What elde would I do to make them know that I alway drink garri with no sugar and groundnut. I even make trekking to school my hubby. Just as the saying goes "not all that glitters id gold" now I have been prone to hatred by those who are expecting free giving from me.

Anyway, I manage to pay my light bills regularly, even at the expense of my feeding just to keep my reputation. Schooling far away from home is not easy. After a while, the corpers who happened to be 98% of girls started to understand my pattern of life. Now I have helped myself with a home lesson that I do to attend to small issues I faced.

On July 23, school vacated for first semester, but I did not travel because of financial constraints; by then most corpers travelled including people who harbour 3 different self cons in my condominion which contained 6 self cons.


On August 8 my neighour whose name was Joy returned, gosh! Why did this b*tch ever return?
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bigneorapz:
How is male hostel like? How much for a year?
and hw many students manage a room?
Also, is it hygienic? Well kept?

o boi dont hope for hostel just gather ur money and have d mindset of live off camp though closer to school. Hostel is for people who know people. # just advising. Anyway; the hostel nice to some level. Minimum of 4 students whereas u cand av 2 people extra to share ur corner with u making 3*4 = 12 at most