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Food / Re: Man Collapses On Road Due To Hunger, Good Samaritans Help Him With Food by Austineva(m): 2:55pm On Sep 13
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked



Someone will soon blame it on the hardship from Tinubu's administration.
Please, not everything is caused by Tinubu.

This is a pure case of hunger-induced hypoglycemia.

It starts with sweating, before dizziness and fatigue sets in, the next thing, your preek shrinks and you start seeing double; then you lose consciousness and fall to the ground due to heavy pulsations.
If you are lucky to quickly get some sugar in, you survive, otherwise your body goes into shock and you die.

It happens to me, but quite the polar opposite.

Ladies complain I am so sweet that I have to constantly regulate my blood sugar through frequent ejaculation.

So if NwaAmaikpe collapses in your neighborhood, don't give me sugar, it will kill me; just get a widow to perform lifesaving blõwjobs.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Odogwu Ala Biafra, I greet Sir
The Truth himself
The Angel of the ugliest truth🤣🤣🤣
Welcome Sir, we have missed you so badly

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Pets / Re: 80% Of Borno Zoo Animals Affected By Flood - Veterinarians Report by Austineva(m): 9:25pm On Sep 12
Zoo(Nigeria) Animals(Nigerians)🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

The confirmation that Nigeria is a zoo🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Politics / Re: 400 Deported Nigerians Arrive At Abuja Airport From UAE by Austineva(m): 9:21pm On Sep 12
Back to the zoo they love so much 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
You go nowhere, in this zoo we all will perish until una go get sense 😃🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


God bless Biafra

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Autos / Re: Innoson Vehicles Produce Their First Electric Car. by Austineva(m): 10:40am On Sep 11
Biafra Odogwu ✊
Biafra will be the Greatest Nation of the world
🥰🥰🥰
Politics / Re: Soldiers Storm Okuama, Sack Community Again by Austineva(m): 11:54am On Sep 09
Zoo is animals kingdom and Nigeria is a zoo which means everybody in Nigeria who still beg for zoo Unity are Animals
If you still believe in this irredeemable animals kingdom called Nigeria automatically you are an irredeemable brainless animal
Zoo is gone🤣🤣🤣
Biafra is here🕺🏽🕺🏽🕺🏽
Nigeria is a zoo🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣



God bless Biafra

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Politics / Re: 196 Nigerian Soldiers Tender Resignation Letters To Army Chief Lagbaja by Austineva(m): 8:27pm On Sep 08
engrchykae:
thousands have fallen
I swear

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Politics / Re: 196 Nigerian Soldiers Tender Resignation Letters To Army Chief Lagbaja by Austineva(m): 7:44pm On Sep 08
engrchykae:
Simon really did a lot.
Imo state people knows the reason for this mass resignation
grin grin grin
Simon na their mate?
Simon na senior comrade na, Musa CDS na living testimony nah😂

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Politics / Re: Tinubu Commits To Replicate China’s Infrastructure In Nigeria by Austineva(m): 10:33am On Sep 07
Talking to monkeys and baboon in the zoo🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Is he done buying private jets, looting fund meant for his animals in the zoo called Nigeria?🤣🤣🤣🤣
He can only brainwash his gullible animal zoogerians in the zoo(Nigeria)
Tufia

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Education / Re: Nelfund Disburses Student Loans To 40 Additional Institutions by Austineva(m): 7:05am On Sep 07
Zoo propagandas and lies grin grin grin. Always on the pages of Newspapers and online but never in reality just to whitewash their criminal activities and to brainwash the very useless brainless gullible zoogerians grin grin grin grin
Tufiakwa
Zoo is Animals kingdom

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Foreign Affairs / Re: US Seizes Venezuelan President Maduro’s Plane by Austineva(m): 9:56pm On Sep 02
Like Zoo(Nigeria) like Venezuela
Tufia!

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Politics / Re: Governor Mbah Visits Mike Ejagha, Names Enugu Road After Him (Pictures) by Austineva(m): 9:53pm On Sep 02
God bless Brain Jotter, God single-handedly used him to bless this man
Brain Jotter bu Odogwu ✊✊✊

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Sports / Re: Bruno Labbadia rejects Super Eagles job by Austineva(m): 3:44pm On Aug 31
Factcheck0001:
Nigeria is a zoo but u threw away your Biafra birthright to rule her n when u are denied u became bitter n extremely frustrated sote u want to poison everyone
we never wanted to rule the zoo, we Biafrans were totally against the zoo fraudulent election and u obi Ngos fought us. Check my stand via my post during Zoological fraudulent election. We real Biafrans never had anything to do with the zoo fraud called election
Sports / Re: Bruno Labbadia rejects Super Eagles job by Austineva(m): 8:39am On Aug 31
Who in his right senses would want to Coach a failure of a country called zoo?🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Nigeria is an irredeemable Zoological republic of animals kingdom✔️✔️✔️🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Politics / Re: South East Killings: We Want Asari Dokubo Arrested, Prosecuted – HURIWA by Austineva(m): 8:37am On Aug 31
MadamVanessa:
shocked



Before they demanded for his arrest, I want to believe that a pig jail has been built or constructed? Because a pig cannot share a jail with humans, it will be so detrimental to human health.
Miss Vawulence! You de give me joy biko 😂😂😂
Politics / Re: FG Must Resist All Temptations To Extradite Simon Ekpa by Austineva(m): 9:37pm On Aug 28
jmoore:
When Nnamdi Kanu was arrested in Kenya, it was relatively calm in southeast. His extremist supporters thought he just decided to stay away from the public.

Then as soon as Nigerian government made his arrest public, the violence increased.

Nigerian government must learn from this and resist the temptation of extradition of Simon Ekpa to Nigeria.

So what should Nigerian government do? Learn from Israel. Go to Finland, take out Simon Ekpa. His body should be burnt to ashes and disposed in the sea or ocean. This must be a secret plot. With this, his supporters won't know who is behind his disappearance. Let it remain a mystery.
A day dreamer. Keep dreaming. That's why we call you Terrorists Zoological anuofias

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Politics / Re: FG Must Resist All Temptations To Extradite Simon Ekpa by Austineva(m): 9:36pm On Aug 28
jmoore:
When Nnamdi Kanu was arrested in Kenya, it was relatively calm in southeast. His extremist supporters thought he just decided to stay away from the public.

Then as soon as Nigerian government made his arrest public, the violence increased.

Nigerian government must learn from this and resist the temptation of extradition of Simon Ekpa to Nigeria.

So what should Nigerian government do? Learn from Israel. Go to Finland, take out Simon Ekpa. His body should be burnt to ashes and disposed in the sea or ocean. This must be a secret plot. With this, his supporters won't know who is behind his disappearance. Let it remain a mystery.
A day dreamer. Keep dreaming.

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Politics / Re: 27 Kidnappers, ESN Members Loyal To Simon Ekpa Killed In Enugu by Austineva(m): 9:24pm On Aug 21
AFONJAmiracle:



Ejiofor


Let us see your identity card


😀😀😀
Nwanne, Dont mind that ewu Carowhite ewudite lawyer of international criminal of ndi Nzama. Tufia

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Politics / Re: 27 Kidnappers, ESN Members Loyal To Simon Ekpa Killed In Enugu by Austineva(m): 9:13pm On Aug 21
yarimo:
This is very commendable from the police, kill all terrorists immediately
it is only an irredeemable gullible 1 d 1 0t swallows everything he heard on media hook line and sinker
Why are you and ur tribesmen afraid of having ur own nation? Does it mean that you can't survive in ur own nation free from Igbo Biafrans? Tell me what u and ur tribesmen problems are concerning this unity begging. Tufia! It's a big shame

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Politics / Re: Biafra Prime Minister, Simon Ekpa Unveiled Biafra Map by Austineva(m): 4:39pm On Aug 21
RuggedBiafran:
The person I quoted is always ridiculing IPOB, ESN, BIAFRA..

You speak truth bro...

Cheers grin

Udo diri gi Odogwu Nwoke Ike
You too much 💪💪💪
Freedom Or Die ✊

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Politics / Re: Biafra Prime Minister, Simon Ekpa Unveiled Biafra Map by Austineva(m): 1:02pm On Aug 21
RuggedBiafran:
Noerection
Mazisimonekpa
Nolefelendum
Wediehere1
Minorityopinion
Oyigboupdate
Peterobiisathie

All these your above monikers, roving round the cyberspace looking for IGBO news . IPOB.. events... Should see this oooo.. cool
Bro have you forgotten my acc so fast? I am one of the Gospel messagers of The Most High for the coming of Biafra

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Politics / Re: Simply Ekpa Unveils 40-state Biafra Map by Austineva(m): 12:58pm On Aug 21
naija4life247:


If you don't go and find a job, you will continue to beg for food as you are currently doing
you think I'm ur almajiri and ur ronus begging clique? I'm an Igboman doing wonderfully in business
Ewu ronu

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Politics / Re: Simply Ekpa Unveils 40-state Biafra Map by Austineva(m): 12:35pm On Aug 21
franchasofficia:
Simon Ekpa is an idiot, an APC government paid agent being used to destabilize/blackmail the Southeast and to discredit and blackmail Peter Obi politically.


Imagine daily post giving this foolish boy called Simon Ekpa and undeserved attention, really sad angry
Anuosha! E too pain u🤣🤣🤣
Pm Simon Ekpa bu Odogwu anytime any day

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Politics / Re: Biafra Prime Minister, Simon Ekpa Unveiled Biafra Map by Austineva(m): 12:17pm On Aug 21
I am proudly a Biafran 🕺🏽🕺🏽🕺🏽
God bless Biafra
God bless Biafran Prime Minister, Simon Ekpa
God bless our Leader Maazi Nnamdi Kanu
God bless Biafrans and all the lovers of freedom
Iseeeeeee 🙏🙏🙏

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Politics / Biafra Prime Minister, Simon Ekpa Unveiled Biafra Map by Austineva(m): 12:15pm On Aug 21
The Prime Minister of Biafra Republic Government In Exile and De Facto government in Homeland, Simon Ekpa has unveiled Biafra Map following the November 2nd Biafra redeclaration for the restoration of Independent State Of Biafra
Check if your hometown is part of Biafra

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Politics / Re: Gunmen Invade Anambra Community, Attack Nigerian Police Checkpoint, Kill Officer by Austineva(m): 9:32am On Aug 18
Jestin:
Delusional people. They should be arrested and persecuted immediately.
go and arrest dem nah
Anumpama

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Politics / Re: Gunmen Invade Anambra Community, Attack Nigerian Police Checkpoint, Kill Officer by Austineva(m): 9:29am On Aug 18
grin grin grin
God bless Biafra Defense forces, indeed they are doing the needful

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Politics / Re: Prime Minister Simon Ekpa With The Current Finland President by Austineva(m): 9:00pm On Aug 16
PEACE2023:

God punish you. Do you live in Igboland?
Do you know that Poverty has returned in Igboland since 2021?
Do you know how many Igbo youths who has died since this fool Ekpa started his sit at home?
May God punish anyone supporting this terrorist Ekpa.
I bu ewu. Anu-ohia

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