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Oshe savior.. Omo you guys will see higher levels of Shege with Obi In Power. Yes Tinubu inherited Shege from the disastrous APC led government, and unless things go back to the way they were during the PDP, the APC is a failure of government.

So let Jonathan come and revert changes back to it was during the PDP and after Jonathan, let Obi come and do his saviour brouhaha.

blamingthedevil:
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2026/05/kwankwaso-has-phd-but-nigeria-needs-wealth-creator-like-me-obi/

E dan sup o... NIGERIA FROM TOP TO BOTTOM

AnonPoet:
https://www.channelstv.com/2026/05/14/political-conmen-kenneth-okonkwo-fires-at-obi-kwankwaso-over-adc-exit/

Your name means Programmed cell death. Ike gwuru

APOPTOSIS:
All they do is Complain, Complain & Complain. Take same woman to Jamaica and watch her start complaining again.
MADAM, u can't have it all in Life.
Even the DeviL was chased out of heaven.
U are very much lucky that u still look good and admirable for your age and all that is required of you is to work and payback.

Many countries don't have such Luxuries and I bet you Jamaica is one. Such First world countries are designed that way. In order to prosper well in such countries u need a formidable life partner which I can guess u lack. For such people, their struggles remain high ceiling.

Again, must you buy a HOUSE, must you?
Ain't there people living in rented homes abroad. I live abroad too but how come I don't take such baseless risks or do such baseless videos. No one dragged u into this. You chose such. Must you drive a brand new car?
I have cars abroad but I have never spent more than my monthly income to purchase a car. Car is never an asset. It starts depreciating right from the day you buy it. U Guys from third world chase luxury too fast. U must understand the system you're in.

How can you take a loan to buy a house and car....? Who does such?
The only positive debt I know abroad is student loan and such must be taken for prestigious courses which u are sure of and not courses like Political science, Library & Social sciences, Religious studies and many more. Wake up!

I am already dizzy. Enough with the turning around. These guys sef. No drop of shame.

Gjrich:
https://punchng.com/ill-turn-nigeria-around-in-four-years-amaechi/

Be ready to cry zobo juice

Bossladyy:
https://www.facebook.com/share/p/1EDHbkgpMp/

PO be like: just the tip.... Just the tip please. Akuko Uwa

treesun:
https://punchng.com/presidency-knocks-obi-over-gun-to-my-head-one-term-vow/

Previous thread
https://www.nairaland.com/8671358/peter-obi-want-one-term-president

Call out to Trump... GO AND BUY YOUR OWN 🔫 🔫 🔫 🔫 🔫

DLSReigns:
OMG! Where does help come from? Help us lord to put a stop to These daily dose of bad news. And Provide help to the captives.

Go and teach him how to be one... Look at this dude y'all... Tufiqkwa

TruthU87:
Dude don't know how diplomacy works, he got no Idea of how to make a formal conversation. Just repeating the same words in different forms😭😭

Trump really thinks that Xi needs to be petted like him.🤣

Why aren't I the least bit surprised!!!

Millions will vote for Tinubu

Avedonn:
Many people will vote for Atiku.

Taaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. Is it because it's not favouring you? How many times have I heard that if so and so were to emerge, that the country would be better. Omo, go and buy your own 🔫 🔫 🔫 🔫 o. No say I no drop update give you.
Tinubu till 2031. Seyi till 2043

Didijiji:
you people just hate progress

You people just hate prosperity

You people just hate moving forward

It is witchcraft o

If they like let them do congo aso.... Tinubu till 2031

AMINDA:
Your wish may be granted.

Cc: Seunmsg

Just In: The Interim Leadership of the PDP held a strategic meeting with former President Jonathan. pic.twitter.com/GWrIPEnZKA

— Emma ik Umeh (Tcee )🇳🇬 (@emmaikumeh) May 8, 2026

Oga I don't subscribe to idlesness sha

EmperorIsaac:
I really still pity people who want to "make am" at all costs... there's an end to these things! You came to this world with nothing, and naked, and it is certain, you shall leave with nothing. A lot has happened in this world before you came into it, and a lot would happen after you are gone!
Take it easy. Only Jesus is worth pursuing!

On your face abi, pearl necklace?

saintbillion:
FTC for the fourth time 2day.

PETER OBI IS COMING

So aborting kids is wrong... Omo😑

ElValiente:
31. I will clock 41 this month, whileshe will clock 10 by September, dang. Best decision of my life. my baby girl is doing fine. That evil that was whispering abort her to my hear that year. may senior evil fire you. God im grateful. Life was hard then but the joy now is muahh.

Ooooooooooooooppppppppsss!!!

After reporting them, use your photo and put there o

Omo... South eastern security outfits are simply released inmates

IYKYK ... The game has begun

flexgee:
https://businessday.ng/politics/article/osifo-edo-apc-chieftain-picks-n100m-forms-to-challenge-tinubu/?amp

Na them

fergie001:
Datti Baba-Ahmed on PoliticsToday with Seun Okinbaloye

Lori ilo

Pakute:
https://dailytrust.com/zulum-commends-tinubu-over-n68bn-maiduguri-power-plant/

Exactly. If you enter the market, these women will rush to put yam and beans in your bag for free....

Tinubu till 2031.

MrEar:
Lies. Fake News.

Things are cheap everywhere. Market women are dashing people food sef.

Tinubu Till Eternity!

Baje baje

nedekid:
Ayon kondem..

All these colours una dey fly with style?

Kingsland24:
Life isn’t about waiting for the storm to pass; it’s about how we walk through the rain together.

I’m currently putting together an article on the 'Reality of Life and Relationships' using this image as a case study. Looking at these four couples, they all face the same rain and carry the same bags, but their dynamics are totally different.

To you, which couple represents true happiness? And more importantly, WHY? Your perspectives will help shape my upcoming piece. Let’s discuss in the comments! 👇

The hard way is the only way

iwaeda:
Senior Advocate of Nigeria, Ebun Adegboruwa, has described as illegal and unconstitutional the directive of the Lagos State Government for citizens to stay indoors on the last Saturday of every month.

In a press release made available to journalists, he said that in the forceful enforcement of the directive, the government deployed all its arsenals, including law enforcement agencies, LASTMA, health officers, and even ‘area boys’ to harass, intimidate, and threaten innocent citizens from the lawful exercise of their fundamental and constitutional rights to move freely during the sanitation exercise today.

According to Adegboruwa, the government claims to rely on a particular health law of 2017, which it had refused to publish or make available to the public for confirmation and scrutiny.

“For the avoidance of any doubt whatsoever, there is currently no law in force in Lagos State which permits the government to restrict the movement of persons for the purpose of enforcing monthly environmental sanitation,” the senior lawyer said.

He, therefore, challenged the government to publish such a law, if it exists at all.

For him, a megacity like Lagos does not need to force citizens indoors for two hours in the name of sanitation if the government gets its acts together for positive policy direction and implementation.

He also described as archaic and anachronistic the claim of the government to position the state for global recognition and to, at the same time, cling to what he called the relics of dictatorial policies of the inglorious military era and discarded methods of cleanliness which are not in tandem with best global practices.

The SAN concluded that a government voted into power by the people should not turn around to deploy brute force to compel the people into submission and to abuse state power to oppress the people and keep them indoors against their will.

The Lagos State Government had directed residents across the five divisions of the state to remain indoors and participate in the monthly environmental sanitation exercise scheduled for Saturday, April 25, between 6:30 a.m. and 8:30 a.m.

The Commissioner for the Environment and Water Resources, Tokunbo Wahab, urged residents to clean their surroundings and clear drainage channels in front of their homes before proceeding with other activities after the exercise.

He explained that the reintroduction of the monthly sanitation exercise followed sustained calls from residents advocating for a dedicated time to maintain cleanliness in their communities.

The commissioner also said that the exercise had not been nullified by any court pronouncement.

https://www.channelstv.com/2026/04/25/lagos-sanitation-forceful-restriction-of-movement-illegal-says-adegboruwa/

To sell suya and mishai and kuli kuli

Aladeintl:
See previous topic
https://www.nairaland.com/8660227/nigerian-couple-tear-marriage-certificate#139206262


I believe you have seen the video of the couple in the attached pic tearing a purported marriage certificate.

For a fact, what they're tearing in that video is not a government-issued marriage certificate. An original marriage is rectangular with black or green ink and the seal of the Federal Republic of Nigeria on top. The one they are tearing was probably gotten from their village.

Two, anything carrying the seal and coat of arms of the Federal Republic of Nigeria doesn't belong to you, you are only the custodian of it. Example, Passport, Currency, Govt-issued certs, I.D cards, etc. So you can't destroy them. Destroying them is playing with fines or jail.

I repeat, any thing with coat of arms on it from the govt belong exclusively to the Federal Govt.

Methinks me, learned this was done to signify they will never divorce. Ignorance of the best version.

Marriage transcends that paper and it is done at home with two people who are ready and willing to work for its success. Tearing a piece of paper will not prevent shi if you don't put effort into it working.

Lasty, apart from the use of marriage certificate to prove marriage, what are the other uses of the certificate?

Have you seen any functional Nigerian Refinery?

DuttyChuks:
E come to tilumbu's turn, NNPC turned to iron condemn sellers 😂 😂 😂 interesting times ahead. They started selling the refinery piece by piece..

Nnpc denies selling condemned iron

Now you're awake. Keep it to yourself... Or You'll get what's coming to you... I STG

HacheNoire:
Sincerely, the movie director and producer deserve an Oscar award.

It’s looked very real!

You go ollld

Sirmwill:
I hope another Mohbad case is not loading
And

Ermm
Wait oo

Has Mohbad being re-buried or what's the update
Anybody?

Masturbation and Debauchery.... Omo, count your few demons as blessings o

Sinkara:
Please help me
I can't seem to concentrate
I masturbate everyday
And if I get small money, I go to brothel, have sex with more than 3 girls and still go home and masturbate
I guess alcohol is my major problem because I tend to make these brothel decisions when I'm drunk
Working in the brewery doesn't help me, I have access to alcohol a lot
So I have made a decision going forward to avoid alcohol
If I do that, my brothel addiction will reduce a lot
But for masturbation, it's really hard to go 3 days without masturbating
I don't know how I can tackle that

MTN wants to soften the blow.... Fact is that MTN must be checked.

TheStreetNews:
MTN Nigeria don agree to compensate subscribers for poor service and plan network upgrade, following directive from Nigerian Communications Commission.

The order come after NCC discover say telecom operators fail to meet quality-of-service standards between November, December and January.
Subscribers to receive compensation
MTN confirm say all customers wey experience service issues for affected areas go receive compensation based on NCC guidelines.

The company say the move show say regulator dey put customers first for decision-making.
Focus on better network quality
Even as MTN prepare to compensate users, the company stress say the main goal na to improve network service and reduce disruptions.

MTN promise to increase investment in infrastructure, including:
Upgrade of network equipment
Stronger systems to prevent outages
Better collaboration with tower companies
Rising demand for data
The telecom giant also note say increasing demand for voice and data services require continuous expansion and improvement of network capacity.
Industry challenges

MTN admit say some challenges still dey, including infrastructure problems and external disruptions, but assure say dem dey work with stakeholders to solve them.

NCC tightens regulation
The development come as NCC dey increase monitoring of telecom companies to ensure better service delivery across Nigeria.

Experts believe say improved network investment go help boost digital connectivity as internet usage continue to rise across the country.

@https://thestreetnewspaper.com/