Health / Re: Open Defecation In Nigeria By State —statisense by AuthegaPRIMUS(m): 9:36am On Sep 14 |
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Politics / Re: Report Lists Top Performing Ministers In Tinubu's Administration by AuthegaPRIMUS(m): 7:27am On Feb 28 |
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Politics / Re: FG Completes $700m Gas Pipeline In March After Eight Years by AuthegaPRIMUS(m): 7:25am On Feb 28 |
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Religion / Re: Pope Francis Speaks On ‘Frequent Kidnappings’ In Nigeria by AuthegaPRIMUS(m): 10:09am On Feb 26 |
nairalanda1: Best answer is to set up an anti kidnap squad. Abi 1 Like |
Religion / Re: Pope Francis Speaks On ‘Frequent Kidnappings’ In Nigeria by AuthegaPRIMUS(m): 10:09am On Feb 26 |
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Politics / Re: TCN Announces Seven-hour Blackout In Abuja by AuthegaPRIMUS(m): 1:08pm On Feb 24 |
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Properties / Re: When The House Is Shared After The Death Of Its Owner (SEE BUILDING) by AuthegaPRIMUS(m): 2:34am On Jan 27 |
I heard this is prevalent in SW Nigeria. Three owners of a particular building. For example 3 landlords in one three story building. 1 Like 1 Share |
Romance / Re: The First Red Flag You Saw In Your Relationship And Know It Will Not Last. by AuthegaPRIMUS(m): 3:29pm On Jun 15, 2023 |
poweredcom: So many guys chatting with her on whatsapp is enough to kick any useless nigerian girl out Omo, help me. 3 Likes |
Romance / Re: UBUNJA''s MISEDUCATION:4 Things About Women That Only Players Know. by AuthegaPRIMUS(m): 1:27pm On Jun 15, 2023 |
ubunja: the avarage guy worships women like some angel straight from heaven who has no weaknesses and can do no wrong.Players however know what women are like deep deep down and know things that if most men knew also they would never marry.
that is why women control discussions across all media and are quick to complain to those in power if they feel the least bit concerned that essential truths about them are about to be revealed which will hurt their reputations and value.
players become players coz their learn that women reward the bad and punish the good.here are 4 things players know about the women u worship,the same things that have made players vow never to get married:
1.a woman always has a Plan B ready in the wings.
thats why all her exes are still in her phonebook.thats why she has so many guys in her friendzone.to a woman being single and desperate is infinite humiliation.so while u delete all those gals in your phone to focus on her,she has a guy she sometimes acts like she loves sometimes acts like she doesnt love.she is doing this to keep him warm for herself in case of emergency.this can go on for a lifetime.and the flipside is that she doesnt want u doing the same.she will insist u delete all exes in your fone.its a master move.
2.a woman will forgive sexual infidelity under 2 circumstances
i)if u cheat with a MUCH HOTTER gal than her. she will get angry and get over it quick. some even view it as a compliment.but to cheat with a much uglier gal is gross disrespect for her.
ii)if u assure her IT WAS JUST SEX.sex doesnt mean anything to women.its like how breathing underwater doesnt mean anything to fish,but to humans its a miracle to go scuba-diving.sex is like tap water and air to women.they can get it ANYTIME ANYWHERE. whats hard to for them to get is friendship.coZ every guy that talks kindly to her secretly wanna fvck her. thats why when u cheat the first question a gal asks is "do u love her?" not "did u sleep with her". coz sex is nothing.its the emotions that count to her. thats why women are greatly offended when u discuss the secrets of your relationship with another gal. its emotional. but sex is physical. physical things are not deep and dont last. women know this.
3.a woman will choose to sleep with a total stranger than a man she knows.
this is because of 2 reasons. i)a stranger will keep the secret. and even if there is no guarantee of that,chances are she will never meet that stranger again in this life. ii)a stranger wont judge her.unlike that guy she knows who will forever give her that dirty look coz she licked his an_us , a stranger will brush it off as something of no consequence.to a stranger a gal can open up her dirtiest most secret most disguisting and shocking fantasies without fear of reprisals.her reputation wont suffer. thats why women do an_al sex, 3sumz, and org_ies mostly with strangers.
4.women care more about reputation than actual good behaviour.
if u can keep a secret and let women know that, u will never go hungry for sex.most gals dont give sex coz men just cant keep their mouths closed.always bragging.always sharing.and that ruins a gal's reputation in society.never kiss and tell. never even tell your best friend the things u do with women. THATS WHY MOST PLAYERS ARE LONE -WOLVES.no friends.no crew. only on good books with women.can u live like that?
(c) ubunja. copy & paste allowed. additions & subtractions not allowed
No I can't live lone wolf. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Politics / Re: President-Elect Tinubu And His Vice, Shettima Brainstorming On National Issue by AuthegaPRIMUS(m): 10:03pm On Mar 12, 2023 |
Owerriboi: Drug lord and boko haram leader strategising |
Romance / Re: In A Relationship, What Statement Hurts You Most During An Argument? by AuthegaPRIMUS(m): 2:26pm On Feb 17, 2023 |
What have you done for me? 2 Likes |
Business / Re: I Just Deposited Old Notes At CBN - LadyTara by AuthegaPRIMUS(m): 2:54pm On Feb 16, 2023 |
Website bad. Can't verify accounts. |
Romance / Re: Nigerian Man Unveils His Boyfriend (Photo) by AuthegaPRIMUS(m): 9:09pm On Dec 14, 2022 |
God1000: I don't like lesbians and gay men.
Sodom and Gomorrah wasn't this bad before God destroyed it.
How do you know? Ignorance isn't an excuse. What do you even know? |
Family / Re: The Cousin My Mum Brought To My House Has Destroyed My Son by AuthegaPRIMUS(m): 12:20pm On Nov 08, 2022 |
The boy is gay for life. This is very tragic and that 19 year old cousin of yours must go to jail. He is evil and don't allow anyone tell you otherwise.
Also, take your son for medical check up and deliverance in Church if you're a Christian, otherwise, that boy may start having homosexual cravings even much later in life. Remember where he said he enjoyed it at first? That's a big red flag.
Please do the needful and report that gay pedophile to the nearest police station. Don't allow any family to beg you cos that's just too bad. |
Romance / Re: "I'm Sorry" – Nigerian Lady Begs A Man She Rejected 3 Years Ago by AuthegaPRIMUS(m): 11:50am On Oct 28, 2022 |
jeromestarks: If a girl rejects you, go down on your knees and thank God. Na woman leave you, no be God leave you. Na she go regret. Never ask a girl out more than once. You're not born useless and worthless. Keep your head high and walk away the moment she gives you negative vibes.
Person wey love you no go stress you. On God. |
Romance / Re: Young Nigerian Man Shows Off His Old German Sugar Mummy In Wheelchair (Video) by AuthegaPRIMUS(m): 12:52pm On Oct 26, 2022 |
Wow Ikennaford: Haha, my igbo brothers no deh carry last,secure the bag first before love,,,,na lick lick he go deh lick the woman pussy, German women are all nymphos, even crippled one's |
Phones / Re: Does It Make Sense Buying An Iphone by AuthegaPRIMUS(m): 12:49pm On Oct 26, 2022 |
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Politics / Re: Obidients Plan 100km Car Drive Procession For Peter Obi (pictures) by AuthegaPRIMUS(m): 12:46pm On Oct 26, 2022 |
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Foreign Affairs / Re: UK PM: Boris Johnson Withdraws From Race As Rishi Sunak Tipped To Succeed Truss by AuthegaPRIMUS(m): 1:33am On Oct 24, 2022 |
Rishi for the win. It's his turn. fergie001: Leader of the House of Commons, Penny Mordaunt MP (One of three persons contesting) has 24 supporters ahead of closing time on Monday (5:00 pm), 24th October 2022.
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Only persons above the 100 threshold can progress to the next stage and if there is only one, he succeeds outgoing PM Elizabeth Truss. Sunak, a fierce rival of Johnson's lost to Truss in the race for 10 Downing Street, about 7 weeks ago. |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Putin Declares Martial Law In 4 Annexed Regions Of Ukraine by AuthegaPRIMUS(m): 12:05am On Oct 20, 2022 |
God1000: Declaring martial law in another sovereign country is insane.
Putin is a psychopath, a war criminal and mass murderer.
Someone should please put this land-grabber out of his misery.
The funny thing is that his forces are not even in full control of all these four regions.
The so-called superpower begging Iran and north Korea for help.
The lunatic is full of malevolence
Nigerians and Africans supporting his barbarism should have a rethink, where is your good heart? Don't be a sadist All land is grabbed. |
Crime / Re: Collins Umoh: Ex-Corrections Officer Convicted Of Having Sex With Female Inmates by AuthegaPRIMUS(m): 6:34pm On Oct 17, 2022 |
xpressionx: Maybe he ate alot of 404 Hahahahhahh. Dog meat for the win. |
Family / Re: Madam & Her Maid: This Happened In The Church Today. by AuthegaPRIMUS(m): 6:15pm On Oct 17, 2022 |
Stevo35: In churches, especially down here in the east, I’m sure seeing couples with their little helps saddling big big bags and babies during service, isn’t new.
My parish, a lot of families come to church with their helps…how do i know they are helps?
Their outfit, carriage and responsibilities, gives them out godu.
The couple usually dress to kee na impress. Their children dresses sweetly as well; pretty hairdos and nice haircuts mana their helps…
They are clothed in drab cloths and most of the time, spot freshly shaved bololo instead of a hairdo.
As i was putting finishing touches around the altar steps, a couple stepped in with their kids…one look and i knew who the help was.
They located somewhere and sat…kids from ages 3 to 9 go upstairs but since the help was carrying a toddler, she had to sit with her guardians.
The bigger child, went upstairs to the kids department. I didn’t think much about it…I see such, every Sunday at Mass.
Now when Mass started proper, I went upstairs to sit with the kids…i like going upstairs because i get to see everything happening during Mass, at once.
That particular help, started going in and out of the church…they stayed just close to the side door.
Now babies cry in church…not new but each time the toddler cried, the help, takes her out then comes back in when she has stopped.
The toddler would always want to come down from the helps laps but she’d grab her to sit…toddlers don’t like sitting still.
I watched keenly like say na wetin dem send me go church go do…i am a very curious person.
Now when the toddler tried to get down again, she missed her step and since the help couldn’t grab her on time, the pretty baby landed on the floor, on her face.
She wailed and everyone at Mass paused.
Her mother got up, carried her and signalled for the help to follow her…they went outside.
Something told me to go straight to the window and what i saw when i looked down, made my blaad run cold.
As she was rocking her baby with one arm, she used the other hand to lift the helps ear, to the high heavens.
Bent her over, locked her head in-between her thighs and in quick succession, land three slaps to her back.
The help came up for air, writhing with one arm frantically massaging her back to meet another uppercut, to the face.
Me: I was like holy mary!
Do you know why i found what she did nauseating?
She Beat that child then rocked hers sweetly till she stopped crying.
When she came into the church, that is, when she passed the door into the church, she genuflected!
Catholics genuflect to the crucifix when they step into the church!
This woman genuflected after almost splitting a poor girls back!
Jesu Ovie!
Because of the uncertain certain mental breakdown associated with associating with the female woman. I wish to come out openly first and foremost on this platform to declare that I will marry a man. I can't do this weakness thing with a woman. I want a man. I'll marry a man. My man can do what he likes. As long as he is my man. |
Celebrities / Re: Mercy Eke Curses Those Accusing Her Of Being IVD's Girlfriend by AuthegaPRIMUS(m): 6:12pm On Oct 17, 2022 |
AuthegaPRIMUS:
Eww Chimooo Because of the uncertain certain mental breakdown associated with associating with the female woman. I wish to come out openly first and foremost on this platform to declare that I will marry an unwoman. I can't do this weakness thing with a woman. I want a man. I'll marry an unwoman. My unwoman can do what they like. As long as they are mine. |
Celebrities / Re: Mercy Eke Curses Those Accusing Her Of Being IVD's Girlfriend by AuthegaPRIMUS(m): 7:13am On Oct 17, 2022 |
obaaderemi: And you think the foreign ones are better? You've not been reading foreign news or watching crime stations on DStv. Even Elizabeth Truss, the UK prime minister fvcked her married boss for over a year while being married herself. My brother, just hope you don't get entangled with the wrong woman either here or abroad. The human heart is dark. Eww Chimooo 1 Like |
Celebrities / Re: Mercy Eke Curses Those Accusing Her Of Being IVD's Girlfriend by AuthegaPRIMUS(m): 7:08am On Oct 16, 2022 |
Zonefree: Marriage is overrated!
A wealthy man going into marriage with a Nigerian girl is just being foolish! Marriage is for poor people, in my opinion.
As a rich man, what do you need marriage with a Nigerian girl for?
I watched the video that IVD posted, how his deceased wife and mother in-law made life difficult for him. The MIL was even calling him an illiterate ..they destroyed his car and house. I can't imagine myself in that situation cos of procreation
As a rich man, what do you need marriage with a Nigerian girl for? Omo... Ride on!!! |
Crime / Re: Lady Narrates How They Were Tricked/Robbed During A 40k "Runs" Trip To Uyo (Vid) by AuthegaPRIMUS(m): 10:08am On Oct 15, 2022 |
miketayo: Girls get mind, how will u travel to uyo from lag for D Thank God they got the D. If they didn't, omo na there wahala dey. |
Religion / Re: 6 Types Of Members You Find In The Church by AuthegaPRIMUS(m): 10:47am On Oct 09, 2022 |
Donraqh: This thread does not intend to portray the church in a bad light, however, to point out obvious characters that made up its congregation.
1) The overzealous members
These members appear dedicated to their faith that sometimes you begin to wonder if they're flesh and blood.
If you are looking for a true definition of I'm holier than thou, look no further, they represent everything in-between.
This group of Christians sees anyone who does not operate on the same frequency as them as inferior or better still sinners disguised as Christians.
The worst thing about most of them is, a little encounter with them portrays them to be the exact opposite of what you think they are, transact business with them you'll appreciate better how greed and covetousness are their lots
These members believed they own the church, and they most times control the church leadership.
2) The ordinary members
These members are my favorite type, their own is to attend church services and go home straight, and they don't have time for church politics whatsoever.
The more you try to involve and lure them closer the farther they stay away, they go to church because they're convinced to do so not because of persuasion from anyone.
You'll feel comfortable associating with them more than any other type of member, to them humanity is first before religion.
3) The phone pressers
If you've not noticed these types of members in recent times, you probably are not a regular in the church.
The moment they get sited, they make their phones a companion that no message or order of service matters.
Peep through, you'll be amazed they're on social media, chatting on WhatsApp, etc.
They'll use the entrance and exit more than the ushers, why are they walking up and down? They're talking calls.
4) The fashion members
These group of members hardly come to church, they visit on rare occasions especially when they have new or modern cloth to show off.
They'll be the last to walk into the church when every member is sited and can take cognizance of their attire.
They are filled with innate pride and can give you that gory look if you overstep your boundary into their space by error.
Nothing matters to them more than their clothes and respect.
5) The sleeping members
Everybody may have been a victim of sudden sleep in the church, however, some members are sole custodians of sleeping in the church as always that you'll think they have sleeping sicknesses.
They'll bathe in their house, and put on their best attire just to fall asleep the moment their butts hit the church sit.
Ushers don't tap them anymore, as they easily pick offense for no reason, it's well.
6) The chaikers/receivers
I purposely saved this group of members for the last spot.
Either you refute it or accept it, they are in your church.
The only reason they come to church is to toss babes and most babes are there to give and receive signals too.
Messages about holiness and against fornication are not for them, they are always busy looking for their like and they'll surely get it.
Haven't you heard instances where people were caught having sex in the church toilet or nearby hideouts during night vigils, most parents don't even know what their children are up to. Now you know.
There you have a few on the list, feel free to add yours. The Church Fashion Members Association of Nigeria. I pledge fealty. |
Culture / Re: Ooni Of Ife Set To Marry Two More Wives This October, Meet His New Brides by AuthegaPRIMUS(m): 3:04am On Oct 08, 2022 |
Righteousness2:
When you don't read and obey the word of GOD, Disaster and Calamities will not be in short supply on you. Be not wise in your own eyes. Fear GOD and Depart from evil so it will be well with you, here on Earth and in Eternity. We hate what we fear. So what are you trying to say? |
Celebrities / Re: The Moment Portable Went Crazy At An Event (Photos, Video) by AuthegaPRIMUS(m): 8:44am On Sep 12, 2022 |
Man is getting his bread and putting food on table. Broke hoes like me be here commenting and having mental breakdowns. Lord have mercy on us. 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Why Do Most Nigerian Guys Do This? by AuthegaPRIMUS(m): 5:18pm On Sep 10, 2022 |
robinso01: Do politicians still campaigns after winning election? Boss. Greetings oga. Ordinary man Jesus. 1 Like |
Phones / Re: What Is The Highest Amount You Can Spend To Buy A Phone? by AuthegaPRIMUS(m): 5:22pm On Sep 09, 2022 |
Power o silibaba:
0.00001 percent of my net worth 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Ladies, Would You Date A Guy That Won't Ask You For Sex Until Marriage? by AuthegaPRIMUS(m): 5:43pm On Sep 07, 2022 |
Rozross: That’s an ideal and responsible man, Ofcourse YES This is very hypocritical I must say. Men should be wary of females brandishing as virgins or those who accept the deal of no sex till marriage. The deception of the female is ubiquitous. |