nairalanda1:
Best answer is to set up an anti kidnap squad.

poweredcom:
So many guys chatting with her on whatsapp is enough to kick any useless nigerian girl out

ubunja:
the avarage guy worships women like some angel straight from heaven who has no weaknesses and can do no wrong.Players however know what women are like deep deep down and know things that if most men knew also they would never marry.

that is why women control discussions across all media and are quick to complain to those in power if they feel the least bit concerned that essential truths about them are about to be revealed which will hurt their reputations and value.

players become players coz their learn that women reward the bad and punish the good.here are 4 things players know about the women u worship,the same things that have made players vow never to get married:

1.a woman always has a Plan B ready in the wings.

thats why all her exes are still in her phonebook.thats why she has so many guys in her friendzone.to a woman being single and desperate is infinite humiliation.so while u delete all those gals in your phone to focus on her,she has a guy she sometimes acts like she loves sometimes acts like she doesnt love.she is doing this to keep him warm for herself in case of emergency.this can go on for a lifetime.and the flipside is that she doesnt want u doing the same.she will insist u delete all exes in your fone.its a master move.

2.a woman will forgive sexual infidelity under 2 circumstances

i)if u cheat with a MUCH HOTTER gal than her. she will get angry and get over it quick. some even view it as a compliment.but to cheat with a much uglier gal is gross disrespect for her.

ii)if u assure her IT WAS JUST SEX.sex doesnt mean anything to women.its like how breathing underwater doesnt mean anything to fish,but to humans its a miracle to go scuba-diving.sex is like tap water and air to women.they can get it ANYTIME ANYWHERE. whats hard to for them to get is friendship.coZ every guy that talks kindly to her secretly wanna fvck her. thats why when u cheat the first question a gal asks is "do u love her?" not "did u sleep with her". coz sex is nothing.its the emotions that count to her. thats why women are greatly offended when u discuss the secrets of your relationship with another gal. its emotional. but sex is physical. physical things are not deep and dont last. women know this.

3.a woman will choose to sleep with a total stranger than a man she knows.

this is because of 2 reasons. i)a stranger will keep the secret. and even if there is no guarantee of that,chances are she will never meet that stranger again in this life. ii)a stranger wont judge her.unlike that guy she knows who will forever give her that dirty look coz she licked his an_us , a stranger will brush it off as something of no consequence.to a stranger a gal can open up her dirtiest most secret most disguisting and shocking fantasies without fear of reprisals.her reputation wont suffer. thats why women do an_al sex, 3sumz, and org_ies mostly with strangers.

4.women care more about reputation than actual good behaviour.

if u can keep a secret and let women know that, u will never go hungry for sex.most gals dont give sex coz men just cant keep their mouths closed.always bragging.always sharing.and that ruins a gal's reputation in society.never kiss and tell. never even tell your best friend the things u do with women. THATS WHY MOST PLAYERS ARE LONE -WOLVES.no friends.no crew. only on good books with women.can u live like that?


(c) ubunja. copy & paste allowed. additions & subtractions not allowed

Owerriboi:
Drug lord and boko haram leader strategising

God1000:
I don't like lesbians and gay men.

Sodom and Gomorrah wasn't this bad before God destroyed it.

This is very tragic and that 19 year old cousin of yours must go to jail. He is evil and don't allow anyone tell you otherwise.

Also, take your son for medical check up and deliverance in Church if you're a Christian, otherwise, that boy may start having homosexual cravings even much later in life. Remember where he said he enjoyed it at first? That's a big red flag.

Please do the needful and report that gay pedophile to the nearest police station. Don't allow any family to beg you cos that's just too bad.

jeromestarks:
If a girl rejects you, go down on your knees and thank God.
Na woman leave you, no be God leave you.
Na she go regret.
Never ask a girl out more than once. You're not born useless and worthless.
Keep your head high and walk away the moment she gives you negative vibes.

Person wey love you no go stress you.

Ikennaford:
Haha, my igbo brothers no deh carry last,secure the bag first before love,,,,na lick lick he go deh lick the woman pussy, German women are all nymphos, even crippled one's

immortalcrown:
iPhone has value. It is very rugged and durable.

Any day I have enough money to get a Samsung phone and an iPhone, I will get an iPhone. I am not saying iPhone is the best brand of smart phones. But I know iPhone truly has value. iPhone is the most rugged brand of smart phones. With severely crack screen, it can still work. iPhone 7 and later versions of iPhone are water and dust resistant. Android is more vulnerable to virus and hack. Apart from Samsung, no other brand of phone has OS and camera quality that can challenge iPhone. Counter these points with facts, if you claim iPhone has no value.

Those who claim iPhone is overhyped are either ignorant of iPhone features or those people are indirectly expressing jealousy for iPhone owners. It is true that most Nigerians who use iPhone choose the brand just to brag, they don't need and cannot utilize up to 60% of iPhone features. Yet they buy iPhones just for show off. But it doesn't mean iPhone is not wonderful.

The only reason I don't have iPhone now is because I don't want iPhone as my only phone and I cannot afford two quality phones now. iPhone is very expensive to acquire and maintain. This is why many iPhone users in Nigeria use Android charger (many of you call it charger head) for their iPhones. Some of them can't even buy Apple USB cable (many of you know it as Apple Chord). They always borrow the cable or try to steal the cable. Most of those Nigerians can't even afford to pay for Apple music. Most of them use Oraimo headphones for the iPhones Oraimo is not bad but combining it with iPhone is like using Toyota rim for Benz.

I, as a guy that is yet to be rich, don't want iPhone as my only phone because of my environment and what I do with my smart phone. I don't have an Apple laptop for quick and smooth sharing of files between an iPhone and my laptop. My laptop is Windows. Snapdrop for iOS and Android does not work as well as airdrop for iOS and iOS. And I cannot afford to use internet data (subscription) for everything. Otherwise, I would have bought an iPhone and use cloud storage space to share files between my Windows laptop and my iPhone. Also most of the people around me use Windows and Android and I constantly share files with those people. This is why I have been using Samsung for years. I have bought at least 3 different Samsung phones for myself. The last one I got cost almost 300k and I know I can use less than that amount to get a used iPhone 12. If I want iPhone as my only phone, I could have gotten one already.

Urheadmaster:
Make them drive carefully

fergie001:
Leader of the House of Commons, Penny Mordaunt MP (One of three persons contesting) has 24 supporters ahead of closing time on Monday (5:00 pm), 24th October 2022.




SOURCE


Only persons above the 100 threshold can progress to the next stage and if there is only one, he succeeds outgoing PM Elizabeth Truss. Sunak, a fierce rival of Johnson's lost to Truss in the race for 10 Downing Street, about 7 weeks ago.

God1000:
Declaring martial law in another sovereign country is insane.


Putin is a psychopath, a war criminal and mass murderer.

Someone should please put this land-grabber out of his misery.

The funny thing is that his forces are not even in full control of all these four regions.

The so-called superpower begging Iran and north Korea for help.

The lunatic is full of malevolence

Nigerians and Africans supporting his barbarism should have a rethink, where is your good heart? Don't be a sadist

xpressionx:
Maybe he ate alot of 404

Stevo35:
In churches, especially down here in the east, I’m sure seeing couples with their little helps saddling big big bags and babies during service, isn’t new.


My parish, a lot of families come to church with their helps…how do i know they are helps?

Their outfit, carriage and responsibilities, gives them out godu.

The couple usually dress to kee na impress.
Their children dresses sweetly as well; pretty hairdos and nice haircuts mana their helps…


They are clothed in drab cloths and most of the time, spot freshly shaved bololo instead of a hairdo.

As i was putting finishing touches around the altar steps, a couple stepped in with their kids…one look and i knew who the help was.

They located somewhere and sat…kids from ages 3 to 9 go upstairs but since the help was carrying a toddler, she had to sit with her guardians.

The bigger child, went upstairs to the kids department. I didn’t think much about it…I see such, every Sunday at Mass.

Now when Mass started proper, I went upstairs to sit with the kids…i like going upstairs because i get to see everything happening during Mass, at once.

That particular help, started going in and out of the church…they stayed just close to the side door.

Now babies cry in church…not new but each time the toddler cried, the help, takes her out then comes back in when she has stopped.


The toddler would always want to come down from the helps laps but she’d grab her to sit…toddlers don’t like sitting still.

I watched keenly like say na wetin dem send me go church go do…i am a very curious person.

Now when the toddler tried to get down again, she missed her step and since the help couldn’t grab her on time, the pretty baby landed on the floor, on her face.

She wailed and everyone at Mass paused.

Her mother got up, carried her and signalled for the help to follow her…they went outside.

Something told me to go straight to the window and what i saw when i looked down, made my blaad run cold.

As she was rocking her baby with one arm, she used the other hand to lift the helps ear, to the high heavens.

Bent her over, locked her head in-between her thighs and in quick succession, land three slaps to her back.

The help came up for air, writhing with one arm frantically massaging her back to meet another uppercut, to the face.

Me: I was like holy mary!

Do you know why i found what she did nauseating?

She Beat that child then rocked hers sweetly till she stopped crying.

When she came into the church, that is, when she passed the door into the church, she genuflected!

Catholics genuflect to the crucifix when they step into the church!

This woman genuflected after almost splitting a poor girls back!

Jesu Ovie!

AuthegaPRIMUS:


Eww Chimooo

obaaderemi:
And you think the foreign ones are better? You've not been reading foreign news or watching crime stations on DStv. Even Elizabeth Truss, the UK prime minister fvcked her married boss for over a year while being married herself. My brother, just hope you don't get entangled with the wrong woman either here or abroad. The human heart is dark.

Zonefree:
Marriage is overrated!

A wealthy man going into marriage with a Nigerian girl is just being foolish! Marriage is for poor people, in my opinion.

As a rich man, what do you need marriage with a Nigerian girl for?

I watched the video that IVD posted, how his deceased wife and mother in-law made life difficult for him. The MIL was even calling him an illiterate ..they destroyed his car and house. I can't imagine myself in that situation cos of procreation

miketayo:
Girls get mind, how will u travel to uyo from lag for D

Donraqh:
This thread does not intend to portray the church in a bad light, however, to point out obvious characters that made up its congregation.

1) The overzealous members

These members appear dedicated to their faith that sometimes you begin to wonder if they're flesh and blood.

If you are looking for a true definition of I'm holier than thou, look no further, they represent everything in-between.

This group of Christians sees anyone who does not operate on the same frequency as them as inferior or better still sinners disguised as Christians.

The worst thing about most of them is, a little encounter with them portrays them to be the exact opposite of what you think they are, transact business with them you'll appreciate better how greed and covetousness are their lots

These members believed they own the church, and they most times control the church leadership.


2) The ordinary members

These members are my favorite type, their own is to attend church services and go home straight, and they don't have time for church politics whatsoever.

The more you try to involve and lure them closer the farther they stay away, they go to church because they're convinced to do so not because of persuasion from anyone.

You'll feel comfortable associating with them more than any other type of member, to them humanity is first before religion.

3) The phone pressers

If you've not noticed these types of members in recent times, you probably are not a regular in the church.

The moment they get sited, they make their phones a companion that no message or order of service matters.

Peep through, you'll be amazed they're on social media, chatting on WhatsApp, etc.

They'll use the entrance and exit more than the ushers, why are they walking up and down? They're talking calls.

4) The fashion members

These group of members hardly come to church, they visit on rare occasions especially when they have new or modern cloth to show off.

They'll be the last to walk into the church when every member is sited and can take cognizance of their attire.

They are filled with innate pride and can give you that gory look if you overstep your boundary into their space by error.

Nothing matters to them more than their clothes and respect.

5) The sleeping members

Everybody may have been a victim of sudden sleep in the church, however, some members are sole custodians of sleeping in the church as always that you'll think they have sleeping sicknesses.

They'll bathe in their house, and put on their best attire just to fall asleep the moment their butts hit the church sit.

Ushers don't tap them anymore, as they easily pick offense for no reason, it's well.


6) The chaikers/receivers

I purposely saved this group of members for the last spot.

Either you refute it or accept it, they are in your church.

The only reason they come to church is to toss babes and most babes are there to give and receive signals too.

Messages about holiness and against fornication are not for them, they are always busy looking for their like and they'll surely get it.

Haven't you heard instances where people were caught having sex in the church toilet or nearby hideouts during night vigils, most parents don't even know what their children are up to. Now you know.

There you have a few on the list, feel free to add yours.

Righteousness2:

When you don't read and obey the word of GOD, Disaster and Calamities will not be in short supply on you.
Be not wise in your own eyes. Fear GOD and Depart from evil so it will be well with you, here on Earth and in Eternity.

robinso01:
Do politicians still campaigns after winning election?

silibaba:


0.00001 percent of my net worth

Rozross:
That’s an ideal and responsible man, Ofcourse YES

AdamuKD:

One less ashawo to worry about