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Pakute:
https://dailytrust.com/zulum-commends-tinubu-over-n68bn-maiduguri-power-plant/

Exactly. If you enter the market, these women will rush to put yam and beans in your bag for free....

Tinubu till 2031.

MrEar:
Lies. Fake News.

Things are cheap everywhere. Market women are dashing people food sef.

Tinubu Till Eternity!

Baje baje

nedekid:
Ayon kondem..

All these colours una dey fly with style?

Kingsland24:
Life isn’t about waiting for the storm to pass; it’s about how we walk through the rain together.

I’m currently putting together an article on the 'Reality of Life and Relationships' using this image as a case study. Looking at these four couples, they all face the same rain and carry the same bags, but their dynamics are totally different.

To you, which couple represents true happiness? And more importantly, WHY? Your perspectives will help shape my upcoming piece. Let’s discuss in the comments! 👇

The hard way is the only way

iwaeda:
Senior Advocate of Nigeria, Ebun Adegboruwa, has described as illegal and unconstitutional the directive of the Lagos State Government for citizens to stay indoors on the last Saturday of every month.

In a press release made available to journalists, he said that in the forceful enforcement of the directive, the government deployed all its arsenals, including law enforcement agencies, LASTMA, health officers, and even ‘area boys’ to harass, intimidate, and threaten innocent citizens from the lawful exercise of their fundamental and constitutional rights to move freely during the sanitation exercise today.

According to Adegboruwa, the government claims to rely on a particular health law of 2017, which it had refused to publish or make available to the public for confirmation and scrutiny.

“For the avoidance of any doubt whatsoever, there is currently no law in force in Lagos State which permits the government to restrict the movement of persons for the purpose of enforcing monthly environmental sanitation,” the senior lawyer said.

He, therefore, challenged the government to publish such a law, if it exists at all.

For him, a megacity like Lagos does not need to force citizens indoors for two hours in the name of sanitation if the government gets its acts together for positive policy direction and implementation.

He also described as archaic and anachronistic the claim of the government to position the state for global recognition and to, at the same time, cling to what he called the relics of dictatorial policies of the inglorious military era and discarded methods of cleanliness which are not in tandem with best global practices.

The SAN concluded that a government voted into power by the people should not turn around to deploy brute force to compel the people into submission and to abuse state power to oppress the people and keep them indoors against their will.

The Lagos State Government had directed residents across the five divisions of the state to remain indoors and participate in the monthly environmental sanitation exercise scheduled for Saturday, April 25, between 6:30 a.m. and 8:30 a.m.

The Commissioner for the Environment and Water Resources, Tokunbo Wahab, urged residents to clean their surroundings and clear drainage channels in front of their homes before proceeding with other activities after the exercise.

He explained that the reintroduction of the monthly sanitation exercise followed sustained calls from residents advocating for a dedicated time to maintain cleanliness in their communities.

The commissioner also said that the exercise had not been nullified by any court pronouncement.

https://www.channelstv.com/2026/04/25/lagos-sanitation-forceful-restriction-of-movement-illegal-says-adegboruwa/

To sell suya and mishai and kuli kuli

Aladeintl:
See previous topic
https://www.nairaland.com/8660227/nigerian-couple-tear-marriage-certificate#139206262


I believe you have seen the video of the couple in the attached pic tearing a purported marriage certificate.

For a fact, what they're tearing in that video is not a government-issued marriage certificate. An original marriage is rectangular with black or green ink and the seal of the Federal Republic of Nigeria on top. The one they are tearing was probably gotten from their village.

Two, anything carrying the seal and coat of arms of the Federal Republic of Nigeria doesn't belong to you, you are only the custodian of it. Example, Passport, Currency, Govt-issued certs, I.D cards, etc. So you can't destroy them. Destroying them is playing with fines or jail.

I repeat, any thing with coat of arms on it from the govt belong exclusively to the Federal Govt.

Methinks me, learned this was done to signify they will never divorce. Ignorance of the best version.

Marriage transcends that paper and it is done at home with two people who are ready and willing to work for its success. Tearing a piece of paper will not prevent shi if you don't put effort into it working.

Lasty, apart from the use of marriage certificate to prove marriage, what are the other uses of the certificate?

Have you seen any functional Nigerian Refinery?

DuttyChuks:
E come to tilumbu's turn, NNPC turned to iron condemn sellers 😂 😂 😂 interesting times ahead. They started selling the refinery piece by piece..

Nnpc denies selling condemned iron

Now you're awake. Keep it to yourself... Or You'll get what's coming to you... I STG

HacheNoire:
Sincerely, the movie director and producer deserve an Oscar award.

It’s looked very real!

You go ollld

Sirmwill:
I hope another Mohbad case is not loading
And

Ermm
Wait oo

Has Mohbad being re-buried or what's the update
Anybody?

Masturbation and Debauchery.... Omo, count your few demons as blessings o

Sinkara:
Please help me
I can't seem to concentrate
I masturbate everyday
And if I get small money, I go to brothel, have sex with more than 3 girls and still go home and masturbate
I guess alcohol is my major problem because I tend to make these brothel decisions when I'm drunk
Working in the brewery doesn't help me, I have access to alcohol a lot
So I have made a decision going forward to avoid alcohol
If I do that, my brothel addiction will reduce a lot
But for masturbation, it's really hard to go 3 days without masturbating
I don't know how I can tackle that

MTN wants to soften the blow.... Fact is that MTN must be checked.

TheStreetNews:
MTN Nigeria don agree to compensate subscribers for poor service and plan network upgrade, following directive from Nigerian Communications Commission.

The order come after NCC discover say telecom operators fail to meet quality-of-service standards between November, December and January.
Subscribers to receive compensation
MTN confirm say all customers wey experience service issues for affected areas go receive compensation based on NCC guidelines.

The company say the move show say regulator dey put customers first for decision-making.
Focus on better network quality
Even as MTN prepare to compensate users, the company stress say the main goal na to improve network service and reduce disruptions.

MTN promise to increase investment in infrastructure, including:
Upgrade of network equipment
Stronger systems to prevent outages
Better collaboration with tower companies
Rising demand for data
The telecom giant also note say increasing demand for voice and data services require continuous expansion and improvement of network capacity.
Industry challenges

MTN admit say some challenges still dey, including infrastructure problems and external disruptions, but assure say dem dey work with stakeholders to solve them.

NCC tightens regulation
The development come as NCC dey increase monitoring of telecom companies to ensure better service delivery across Nigeria.

Experts believe say improved network investment go help boost digital connectivity as internet usage continue to rise across the country.

@https://thestreetnewspaper.com/

If you're selling give me a link. Who is sane in Nigeria?

SonOfWords:
You want to get information concerning "lawfully prohibited ownership of a Beretta", from a police station ?

You sure say you never do internship for mental hospital before?

You are putting words in my mouth? Where does one buy a pistol for 450k in Nigeria? Where does one get the appropriate information? The police station?

SonOfWords:
Are you looking to get one?

450k seriously? Who is selling?

Chenu60:
VIDEO: Arrested viking cult member reveals why he bought prohibited barretta pistol for 450k



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hsf_ylVOGas?si=lPxcRoK07MY29mF8

Tinubu till 2031 and beyond🏃🏽🏃🏽🏃🏽🏃🏽

Do Fulani smell bad? Or is it the Herdsmen that smell bad?

AsomughaChuks02:
Was it because he was a fulani herdsman or because he hadn't taken a bath for some time?

Wide as usual? Is the Nigerian female kpekus delapidated? No structure? Stop na

Lalami3232:

If you don fit date ladies from other parts of the world, you go know say dating a Nigerian girl has zero or no benefits. But like they will say, nothing is useless so I go list some benefits in dating a Nigerian girl:
1. Free sex: they will always give you sex because that's one of the the few things they have to offer. If you're lucky, she will be tight. If you're not lucky like majority of us, you will meet it wide as usual. But thank God for the creator of vagina tightening cream.
2. Gisting partner: you will get enough gist from your Nigerian babe. But do you know what, na only social media gist you go receive. Try bringing gist that requires growth, global economy etc and see the kind person wey you dey date.

What do I even know sef aside enlightening my fellow men nationwide with the good news of DNA test

😂😂😂😂😂
You no go relax Let the preacher preach...

CodeTemplar:
Worthless but killing to secure every developed inch from jos to kaduna to makurdi to Osogbo to Abuja.

I don't pray you get sick but near death experiences have a way of....

daylay7:
I want to know how i can control this urge. I drink at least two pet bottles in a day. If i don't take it in a day, I won't be myself. How do I curb this behavior? I tried looking away, discipline myself but it is not working.

Don't make me laugh. You mean all other structures are failing like that one. Poor structure that led to damage of property na Im you dey call accident .. Painting a horse with white paint doesn't make it a zebra son.

Exousiang01:
You these children.... You think the law care about your emotions?
The law doesn't care if an only child died.
This is an accident and it will be treated as such even if there is loss of human life...

Most Nigerians actually lack knowledge of the basic laws of the country that's why you all go about saying thrash.

Second tenure loading...

Runaway22:
Nothing about the drug president is organic

So they wore yellow and so?

I hope he brought handfan and rice with APC logos on it

Hungry people

This is the same thing you will say if it were human life on the line.
Even your signature has vindicated me. I win. You loss. son.

Exousiang01:
All the the rest of us see is your ignorance.
Na your type dey waste money dey drag case for years, case wer una go settle sharp sharp.

As a landlord, I would be willing to assist you.
But the moment you start talking court and law suit, na there you buy problem.
Shishi you no go collect and I go give you quit notice

Looks like a means to attack the attackable

fergie001:
Terrorism financing contd

It's a no brainier. Let him sue. Wetyn again Dem dey talk about again. All I see I cash out. Gather mind and sue. Don't do any forgiveness brouhaha. I repeat, leave that forgiveness thing

brain54:
Oh my gosh...


Person go sit down him own jeje... trouble go still stroll come!

If Benjamin Netanyahu can see this, omo

Your wife is on Nairaland

Sccarrr:
Capital bold long YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

All hail this selfless fellow that cares about the whole world and not themselves. Please carry your folk and come and lead us. We need you....

tosine90:
May God save us from wicked politicians who only care for themselves only and their family

Amin Amin Amin Amin Amin Amin amin Amin

foleskay:
Mk Netanyahu Benjamin come rule Nigeria for just four years, and send all these northern territorists to the great Al janah

I hear you. You'll chill let him finish second term o

DrugPRESIDENT01:
If e like let all the Yoruba people visit him including fela pikin

One thing is certain, another tribe will be president and lessons learned will be applied

No cry

Iran for say no na

fergie001:
Israel reacts


Benjamin Netanyahu
Prime Minister, State of Israel

Taaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Karlovich:
Escobar must perish,

This I have seen!