Who would ever think of dressing up a bunch of exotic cars to make them look like taxis? Well, Top Gear did!

11 Most Awesome Taxis
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Assuming that you can get to 88 MPH in New York City traffic, this cab will get you across town before you even left. To promote the Nooka fashion line, Mike Lubrano converted DeLoreans into working taxis that look like Back to the Future time machines. (Link | Via)




NOTE: this bugatti veyron is actually owned by fasion designer Bijan. The picture was taken outside his shop on Rodeo Drive in LA. He is famous for his collection of black and yellow supercars that he showcases outside of his botique on the street. (Thanks, William C.)

11 Most Awesome Taxis


Assuming that you can get to 88 MPH in New York City traffic, this cab will get you across town before you even left. To promote the Nooka fashion line, Mike Lubrano converted DeLoreans into working taxis that look like Back to the Future time machines

martyns303: Marriage is big biz in the US, I should invest in it.

Quite a great one

The shamed sportsman, who was exposed for his serial cheating behind Elin’s back in 2009, is desperate to win her back, a magazine has claimed.

He has offered a $200million pre-nup to the stunning Swede, the National Enquirer reports.

And she is said to be considering the proposal — but only if he includes a $350million anti-cheating clause.

Elin, 33 — who had children Samantha, five, and three-year-old Charlie with the ace — won a $110million settlement when she divorced love rat Woods.


Reunion rumours ... but Elin demanded $350m anti-cheating clause
Now she is said to feel the new deal, worth more than half of Woods’ $600million, would be enough to keep him from cheating again.

A source told the magazine: “Tiger didn’t even balk at the demand. Even though his accountants think he’s crazy, he’s ready to sign the pre-nup and set a wedding date.

“The guy has never recovered from being dumped by Elin. He’s dated a lot of models and bimbos but none of them were more than a one-night stand.”

The couple were divorced in 2010 after it was revealed Woods cheated on Elin with a string of beauties — including New York socialist Rachel Uchitel.


Divorced ... Elin dumped Woods following cheating revelations
Elin is currently rebuilding a $12million estate in North Palm Beach in Florida to create her dream home.

She has dated several men, including a wealthy financier.

But the Enquirer claims Woods got down on one knee to pop the question at Christmas and even presented Elin with a ring.

It also reported the couple are being intimate again, with a source claiming: “Tiger stopped by Elin’s rental house one afternoon when their kids were out with a nanny and they had sex for the first time since the split.

“It took them both by surprise but they’ve continued to find alone time when they’re both at their homes in florida.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4749541/Is-Tiger-Woods-trying-to-win-back-Elin-Nordegren.html.”

Kslib: Kim just doesn't want her breast to loose shape and i think that's not fair...
If na me be her pikin and i grow up without sucking my mama's breast,i wont say anything ooh.. Na the night before her birthday i go cut the two breasts at exactly 11:59pm so she go become the first celebrity to celebrate her birthday breastless.. No be fame she want,i go give her fame...

Lol

Im smiling like kanye west

deepwaters :
Life is indeed strange. So Khloe will now have two unmarried sisters with children while she, the one who's (respectfully)married hasn't been blessed with any yet... I hope her story will change soon

Life itself holds funny stuffs

daryoor: boda snooopu!!, yr wife and pikin dey house o. Yr pikin dey folo u on twitter.

I cant laugh like ninja

de Hitchcock: now laughing in gangnam style

Im replying you from my bold 7 bb

de Hitchcock: @OP!!!summarise plzzzzzz,cant read futher

Come on, im sure you went to school. Hardknocks

Ms_favey: LOL... Kim is cwazy

Yea sure she is, but it sounds cool

Corleone apologises for decades of Mafia murders
Corleone, the Sicilian hill town that is synonymous with the Mafia through books and films, has asked forgiveness for the murders, shootings and intimidation committed by its godfathers.

The mayor of Corleone apologised to victims of the Mafia's vendettas, bombings and killings on behalf of the inhabitants of the town 

The appeal was made by the mayor of the town on the 20th anniversary of the arrest of a Corleone-born mafia leader, Toto Riina, nicknamed "The Beast" for his ruthlessness and brutality.
Leoluchina Savona apologised to victims of the Mafia's vendettas, bombings and killings on behalf of the inhabitants of the town, which was immortalised by The Godfather book and subsequent films starring Marlon Brando and Al Pacino.
"I apologise in the name of all the people of Corleone. I ask forgiveness for the blood that was spilled," the mayor said on Monday during a ceremony to mark the anniversary of Riina's arrest.
"To the Mafia, I ask you to leave this land, to abandon the struggle. I ask them to admit defeat, to surrender."
Politicians, police and ordinary people killed by the Mafia, including prominent prosecutors Paolo Borsellino and Giovanni Falcone, who were blown up in bomb attacks in 1992, did not die in vain.

"In the 20 years since the arrest of Toto Riina, their blood reminds us all that there can only be one path to choose in this war (that of legality)," she said.
Once the "capo di tutti capi" (boss of bosses) of the powerful Corleonesi faction of the Mafia, Riina is serving multiple life-sentences after being convicted of several murders, including the assassination of rival gangsters.
He was succeeded by Bernardo "The Bulldozer" Provenzano, who in turn was arrested in 2006 after more than 40 years as a fugitive.
References to The Godfather in Corleone are everywhere – a bar on the main street offers a bitter aperitif called "Don Corleone Amaro", while just across the road, the walls of a pastry shop are covered in black and white pictures of Brando and Pacino in scenes from the films

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/italy/9803443/Corleone-apologises-for-decades-of-Mafia-murders.html.

Rita Ora certainly knows how to get tongues wagging.

She Tweeted pictures of herself on the beach in Thailand with Snoop Dogg, clad in a white bikini, but didn't say what she was doing there with him. 

The caption 'Boooom #boddybambambam #tornapart ' which she Tweeted alongside it was hardly illuminating.

While it's always possible they just fancied a holiday together, the snaps have sparked speculation that Rita, 22, is making music with Snoop.

Given that he has recently reinvented himself as a reggae artist called Snoop Lion, that could be interesting.


http://www.nowmagazine.co.uk/celebrity-news/541759/what-s-rita-ora-doing-on-a-beach-with-snoop-dogg.

blink182: Thinking out of the box

How big is the box? Lol

Honoring the best in both television and film, the 70th Annual Golden Globes

full list of 70th Annual Golden Globe Award winners is as follows:

MOTION PICTURES

Best Drama
WINNER: "Argo"
"Django Unchained"
"Life of Pi"
"Lincoln"
"Zero Dark Thirty"

Best Musical/Comedy
"The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel"
WINNER: "Les Miserables"
"Moonrise Kindgom"
"Salmon Fishing in the Yemen"
"Silver Linings Playbook"

Best Director
WINNER: Ben Affleck, "Argo"
Kathryn Bigelow, "Zero Dark Thirty"
Ang Lee, "Life of Pi"
Steven Spielberg, "Lincoln"
Quentin Tarantino, "Django Unchained"

Best Actress in a Drama
WINNER: Jessica Chastain, "Zero Dark Thirty"
Marion Cotillard, "Rust and Bone"
Helen Mirren, "Hitchcock"
Naomi Watts, "The Impossible"
Rachel Weisz, "The Deep Blue Sea"

Best Actor in a Drama
WINNER: Daniel Day-Lewis, "Lincoln"
Richard Gere, "Arbitrage"
John Hawkes, "The Sessions"
Joaquin Phoenix, "The Master"
Denzel Washington, "Flight"

Best Actor in a Musical or Comedy
Jack Black, "Bernie"
Bradley Cooper, "Silver Linings Playbook"
WINNER: Hugh Jackman, "Les Miserables"
Ewan McGregor, "Salmon Fishing in the Yemen"
Bill Murray, "Hyde Park on Hudson"

Best Actress in a Musical or Comedy
Emily Blunt, "Salmon Fishing in the Yemen"
Judi Dench, "The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel"
WINNER: Jennifer Lawrence, "Silver Linings Playbook"
Maggie Smith, "Quartet"
Meryl Streep, "Hope Springs"

Best Supporting Actress
Amy Adams, "The Master"
Sally Field, "Lincoln"
WINNER: Anne Hathaway, "Les Miserables"
Helen Hunt, "The Sessions"
Nicole Kidman, "The Paperboy"

Best Supporting Actor
Alan Arkin, "Argo"
Leonardo DiCaprio, "Django Unchained"
Philip Seymour Hoffman, "The Master"
Tommy Lee Jones, "Lincoln"
WINNER: Christoph Waltz, "Django Unchained"

Best Screenplay
Mark Boal, "Zero Dark Thirty"
Tony Kushner, "Lincoln"
David O'Russell, "Silver Linings Playbook"
WINNER: Quentin Tarantino, "Django Unchained"
Chris Terrio, "Argo"

Best Foreign Language Film
WINNER: "Amour"
"A Royal Affair"
"The Intouchables"
"Kon-Tiki"
"Rust and Bone"

Best Animated Feature
"Rise of the Guardians"
WINNER: "Brave"
"Frankenweenie"
"Hotel Transylvania"
"Wreck-It Ralph"

Best Original Song
"For You," music and lyrics by Monty Powell, Keith Urban ("Act of Valor"
"Not Running Anymore," music and lyrics by Jon Bon Jovi ("Stand Up Guys"
"Safe & Sound," music and lyrics by Taylor Swift, John Paul White, Joy Williams, T Bone Burnett ("The Hunger Games"
WINNER: "Skyfall," music and lyrics by Adele and Paul Epworth ("Skyfall"
"Suddenly," music by Claude-Michel Schonberg and lyrics by Herbert Kretzmer and Alain Boublil ("Les Miserables"

Best Original Score
WINNER:Mychael Danna, "Life of Pi"
Alexandre Desplat, "Argo"
Dario Marianelli, "Anna Karenina"
Tom Tykwer, Johnny Klimek and Reinhold Heil, "Cloud Atlas"
John Williams, "Lincoln"

TELEVISION

Best TV Comedy or Musical
"The Big Bang Theory"
"Episodes"
WINNER: "Girls"
"Modern Family"
"Smash"

Best TV Drama
"Breaking Bad"
"Boardwalk Empire"
"Downton Abbey"
WINNER: "Homeland"
"The Newsroom"

Best Actress in a TV Drama
Connie Britton, "Nashville"
Glenn Close, "Damages"
WINNER: Claire Danes, "Homeland"
Michelle Dockery, "Downton Abbey"
Julianna Margulies, "The Good Wife"

Best Actor in a TV Drama
Steve Buscemi, "Boardwalk Empire"
Bryan Cranston, "Breaking Bad"
Jeff Daniels, "The Newsroom"
Jon Hamm, "Mad Men"
WINNER: Damian Lewis, "Homeland"

Best Actress in a TV Comedy
Zooey Deschanel, "New Girl"
Julia Louis-Dreyfus, "Veep"
WINNER: Lena Dunham, "Girls"
Tina Fey, "30 Rock"
Amy Poehler, "Parks and Recreation"

Best Actor in a TV Comedy
Alec Baldwin, "30 Rock"
WINNER: Don Cheadle, "House of Lies"
Louis C.K., "Louie"
Matt LeBlanc, "Episodes"
Jim Parsons, "The Big Bang Theory"

Best Miniseries or TV Movie
WINNER: "Game Change"
"The Girl"
"Hatfields & McCoys"
"The Hour"
"Political Animals"

Best Actress in a Miniseries or TV Movie
Nicole Kidman, "Hemingway & Gellhorn"
Jessica Lange, "American Horror Story: Asylum"
Sienna Miller, "The Girl"
WINNER: Julianne Moore, "Game Change"
Sigourney Weaver, "Political Animals"

Best Actor in a Miniseries or TV Movie
WINNER: Kevin Costner, "Hatfields & McCoys"
Benedict Cumberbatch, "Sherlock (Masterpiece)"
Woody Harrelson, "Game Change"
Toby Jones, "The Girl"
Clive Owen, "Hemingway & Gellhorn"

Best Supporting Actress in a TV Show, Miniseries or TV Movie
Hayden Panettiere, "Nashville"
Archie Panjabi, "The Good Wife"
Sarah Paulson, "Game Change"
WINNER: Maggie Smith, "Downtown Abbey: Season 2"
Sofia Vergara, "Modern Family"

Best Supporting Actor in a TV Show, Miniseries or TV Movie
Max Greenfield, "New Girl"
WINNER: Ed Harris, "Game Change"
Danny Huston, "Magic City"


http://celebrity-gossip.net/golden-globe-awards-2013/2013-golden-globe-awards-show-winners-787886

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kungfu.panda:
SMH

I fear, lol

homesteady: lol....inshut ...i'm confused

Don't be, just epic stuffs

“[Kourtney] said, ‘in the old days, and maybe we should try this one sister should babysit all the kids, so I can go out or vice-versa, and whichever sister is babysitting should just breastfeed all the kids that are there,’” Kim recalled.

Kourtney, who has two children, Mason three and Penelope, five months, said she didn’t suggest they try it but that it was a good idea.

“No, that doesn’t freak me out,” she said about feeding her siblings’ kids with her own boobs. And vice versa.

Lol this is just funny, one would think this weird.
Would you do this for your sister or even allow your wife?

http://www.celebritybabyscoop.com/2013/01/16/kourtney-kardashian-offers-to-breastfeed-kims-baby?

ortopazz:

actually will come back and Do that, but you cant deny that the beauty of boxing became acclaimed in Ali's Era, thru him blacks were even more proud, yea yea pacquo may have elected into the parliament, buh he has nt been able to electrify the world like Ali did, mehn in Ali's fight against Ricky Hatton while in the airport he kept on chanting 7rounds and then he was unknown, buh afta 7 he kncked him out! Hd did thismore often, opening his mouth and, his baby face pout io the ring, wil come bk 4 more, in a haste nw, buh Ali is tha greatest hands down!

A good defence for Ali's profile

Johnny Depp confirms Pirates Of The Caribbean 5

Johnny Depp has confirmed that he has signed on for Pirates of the Caribbean 5.

The actor is due to reprise his infamous role as Captain Jack Sparrow in the franchise that is still showing no signs of retiring.

The fifth instalment is scheduled for release in July 2015.

Depp - who is reportedly still dating his Rum Diaries co-star Amber Heard - also revealed that Disney wanted him removed from the project during filming of the first Pirates… movie, as they couldn't understand his notorious 'Sparrow' mumbling.

"They didn't understand the character. They were actually contemplating subtitling the film," he said.

http://www.glamourmagazine.co.uk/celebrity/celebrity-news/2013/01/16/johnny-depp-confirms-pirates-of-the-caribbean-5

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ortopazz: Mohammed ALI, is the greatest boxer of All Timfs, Bottom7

It may be true but we need facts

The accomplishments of Muhammad Ali:
Few decades ago, the planet witnessed the heroics of Muhammad Ali in the boxing ring. Ali’s rise to the pinnacle of the sport of boxing was mercurial and truly inspirational. He was an immovable force with his gloves, dominated almost his opponents that comes on his way, and hugged the boxing limelight during his heydays. Ali is a three-time World Heavyweight Champion, who once carried the name Cassius Clay when not yet converted to Muslim. He is considered to be one of the best boxers ever in the world. Many boxing fans and pundits all over the world even consider him as the greatest boxer that had ever lived. He was the 1960 Rome Summer Olympics gold medallist in the light heavyweight category and became the first ever boxer to win the most prestigious lineal heavyweight championship (the best ever on his weight category) not once, not twice, but yes three times.


Muhammad Ali's famous or popular quotations or quotes:
“It will be a killa... and a chilla... and a thrilla... when I get the gorilla in Manila"

"Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee."

"Rope a dope."



Muhammad Ali showing off is tenacious fighting form as he decked one of his opponents during his prime days...
Carrying the moniker “The Greatest,” Ali figured in several memorable fights in the annals of boxing history. He battled Joe Frazier thrice and faced George Foreman once. His dramatic trilogy with Frazier started in a boxing bout dubbed as the “Fight of the Century,” last March 8, 1971. True enough the fight last the distance at 15th round with Frazier living up to his expectation and inflicting Ali his first ever loss as a professional boxer. But Ali was not to be discouraged as he got the chance to face his nemesis again by hacking out a hard-fought split decision over Ken Norton in 1973. The second fight between these two boxing behemoths saw the hungry Ali winning the bout via unanimous decision to even the score at one win a piece for both pugilists. And last but definitely not the least, the third bout between Ali and Frazier was held in Manila, Philippines in January 28, 1974 as the match was called “Thrilla in Manila”. Ali which is known for his trash talking throughout his career, even mocked at his opponent saying, “It will be a killa... and a chilla... and a thrilla... when I get the gorilla in Manila." Ali prevailed in fourteenth round cementing his status as one of the best boxers of all-time.

His match with Foreman was also very popular and also much anticipated. The fight between Foreman and Ali was dubbed as the “Rumble in the Jungle,” and was held in Kinshasa, Zaire last October 30, 1974. Ali was the underdog on this match but Lady Luck seemed to be smiling on him as he pulled one of the greatest upsets ever in the boxing history. Using his so-called “The Rope A Dope” tactics, Ali leaned on the ropes, shellacking himself with a tight defense and went onto absorb punches to his body. Ali also popularized the quotation, “"float like a butterfly, sting like a bee,” referring to his uncanny techniques while fighting in the ring, that is, employing high-octane offense coupled with a very tough defense. All in all, Ali compiled a superb record of 56 wins, 5 losses and 37 of his wins was by way of knockouts (KOs).



Manny Pacquiao... the Filipino boxing ring icon...
The world truly was fascinated with Ali, but there is a name in boxing that also merits great consideration as not only one of the boxing greatest fighters but also the premier boxer in the planet to date. The boxer I am talking all about is Manny Pacquiao, the Philippine’s pride and hero. Pacquiao is a not just a work in progress but truly a class of his own. He stripped many world champions of their title belts and his illustrious list of victims falling prey to his sheer strength, sharp wits, lightning speed movements, variety of potent combinations and powerful punches, continues to grow. Larger than life it may seems, he toppled many great names in boxing like Mexicans Marco Antonio Barrera, the boxer with a granite chin Eric Morales, and the resilient Juan Manuel Marquez, and bigger and heftier opponents such as future Hall of Famer Oscar Dela Hoya, the British sensation Ricky Hatton, Miguel Cotto, the durable David Diaz, and just recently Joshua Clottey. He could’ve earned at least 25 Million dollars if only if his fight with scared Floyd Mayweather Jr. pushes through.



Here is a list of great accomplishments Manny Pacquiao accumulated in the boxing ring:
1. The current WBO World Welterweight reigning champion and The Ring’s World Junior Welterweight champion, and the world’s number 1 pound-for-pound boxer by The Ring and BoxRec.

2. Pacquiao was formerly the IBO World Junior Welterweight champion, WBC World Lightweight champion, WBC World Super Featherweight champion, IBF World Super Bantamweight champion, and WBC World Flyweight champion. Additionally, the Filipino champion is also the former The Ring, World Featherweight and World Super Featherweight champion.

3. Pacquiao is the first ever pugilist in history to bag seven world titles in seven different weight divisions. Moreover, he is the only boxer to win the much coveted and prestigious lineal championship in four various weight divisions. And the lists of great achievements doesn’t end their Pacquiao was declared as the 2000-2009 "Fighter of the Decade" by the Boxing Writers Association of America. Pacquiao improved his record to 8 world division titles in as many weight divisions.

4. Pacquiao holds a record of 51 Wins (38 by way of Knockout), 3 Loses, 2 Draws. Better winning percentage than Ali.

Updates

5. Just collared the WBC Super Welterweight World Title at the expense of Antonio Margarito. To become only the boxer in the planet to annex eight ( world boxing titles in as many weight divisions.

6. He is also listed as the number one pound-for-pound boxer in the world by sporting news and boxing websites, including Sports Illustrated, ESPN, NBC Sports, Yahoo! Sports and About.com.

7. Won numerous citations and awards already.

Outside the ring

8. He is the current congressman on his native province Saranggani,

If the accomplishments of the two will speak who is the greatest boxer of all time, Manny Pacquiao has the distinct edge between them.

Author's Note: This is my personal opinion....i may be wrong but please dont be sentimental.

A British court sentenced two hackers to 100 hours of community service on Friday for stealing a treasure trove of unreleased music — including Michael Jackson tracks — from the U.S. servers of Sony Music Entertainment.

Officials said that music aficionados James Marks, 27, and James McCormick, 26, used their home computers to access Sony's servers and scour them for Jackson-related material. The pair downloaded nearly 8,000 files, including completed or partial tracks, artwork, and videos relating to Jackson and other unspecified Sony artists.

The precise nature of the unreleased material hasn't been made clear — Sony refused to comment on the case. A statement from Britain's Serious and Organized Crime Agency identified some of the material as stems, which are audio tracks that can be used in mixes and overdubs.

Marks and McCormick —who met online — were arrested in May 2011 after Sony alerted U.K. law enforcement to the breach. Chat logs recovered from their computers showed that they planned to sell or trade some of the files.

The theft could have been damaging for Sony had the music been released to the Web. The company has a seven-year deal, worth up to $250 million, to sell unreleased recordings by Jackson, who died in 2009 at the age of 50.

Marks and McCormick initially pleaded their innocence in public, releasing a statement saying that they "would never do anything to harm the legacy that is Michael Jackson's music." But the pair later pleaded guilty to two counts of "unauthorized access to computer material" in September.

Their community service order was handed down at central England's Leicester Crown Court on Friday.

This i hope could start in Nigeria, those Alaba boys would have changed by now.

http://news.yahoo.com/hackers-sentenced-michael-jackson-music-theft-185331100.html

IZUKWU: This space is reserved . Will read and comment later

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Laughing in parables

ATMC: Splendid!

Its a pleasure, your review is cool

You know the phrase: "That's what friends are for"? It's been rolling around in my mind for a while. And in the same way that a word loses its meaning when you repeat it again and again, this phrase has been thawing and reshaping the more I think about it. Sometimes it sounds definitive – a revelation, sweet. Sometimes passive aggressive. Sometimes just an oral plug used to fill awkward gaps in conversation. After a critical comment about leggings. "That's what friends are for!" Tight-lipped over a godson's nappy. Other times.

It also resonated when I finished a new book called How Should a Person Be? by Canadian writer Sheila Heti. She calls it a "novel from life", which means, mainly, that all the people in it are her friends and most of the things that happen are things that happened to her – the main character is called Sheila, and she is a Canadian writer. But the most interesting thing about the book, for me, was her method of writing – she recorded years of conversations with her best friend and then wrote them up, folding the transcriptions into the novel.

Aside from the art, I can see the appeal. The attempt to stand outside a conversation and then a friendship. And, in doing so, anchoring the moment on paper and wringing all extra emotion from it – all the hunger for lunch that may have been gnawing at you while she talked, or silent memories you were having about her hypocrisy, drunkenness, family – so you can read it rather than live it.

But the effect of reading the sometimes mundane thoughts of someone else's best friend, printed as if psalms, is that we realise their wonderfulness is subjective. Maybe only we believe our friends are worth listening to. Maybe our friends are talking only to us. Sheila slides through the book trying to learn how to live, but rather than the books she reads or places she goes, seems to find the most answers from listening to her best friend.

It's something I hadn't thought about before – that, instead of being a mirror of you, or simply someone you tell stuff to, your friend is really your hero. We name Olympians and educated actors as our role models, past politicians, dead authors, but in fact, as Heti illustrates, it's our friends who guide us, and this is a facet of friendship rarely acknowledged.

It's our friends who teach us how a person should be. Rather than in rooms, we learn in corridors. Rather than in the lessons themselves, it's in the walks from class to class that we do our learning. Hearing what our friend thinks is funny, or seeing how she reacts to irritation, to pain, shapes who we become far more than the facts we weld together.

My friend Alice, for example, keeps accidentally showing me how to be a grown-up. Last week she went early to the doctors and didn't leave until they agreed that her mum, weeks into a crippling headache, needed to be admitted to hospital. And then she sat with her and made something happen, and is, as I write, working with a neurologist to reassess the medication she believes is hurting her.

When I was in a similar position in the past, ill, I just waited for them to soothe me. Now I know this is what you're meant to do. Calmly, boredly, sort stuff out, skipping lunch and trolleying tea through slippery halls.

Or friends who have left failing relationships, leaping bravely out into their 30s from a flat where love is dwindling, and redesigning their lives in the process. Friends who have taken themselves to therapy, or started little businesses, or moved abroad – these decisions that move their lives forward, and quietly inspire the rest of us.

This, really, is what friends are for, isn't it? Not just for sitting with us in pubs on wet afternoons or emailing us funny Tyra gifs, but for teaching us how a person should be.

It is obvious that Pep Guardiola needs a new job, but sure it is shocking to know that he would snub manchester united and chelsea for the noisy neighbours as Sir Alex Ferguson fondly calls this premier league champions. Is Mancini presently not good enough to handle Man city?

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/4740888/Pep-Guardiola-snubs-Man-Utd-Chelsea-AC-and-Bayern-for-City.html

Rumour of the day: Tottenham could renew their interest in Shakhtar Donetsk's Brazilian striker Willian
• Long shot of the day: Norwich is battling Reading and West Ham in a bid to sign Carlton Cole
• Done deal: West Ham United have completed the loan signing of Brazilian forward Wellington Paulista from Cruzeiro
Latest
Arsenal
Harry Redknapp has revealed that Arsenal and Newcastle target Loic Remy has snubbed a move to QPR. (London 24)
Theo Walcott is expected to sign a new Arsenal contract before the game against Man City.
Arsenal are chasing Mainz 05 striker Adam Szalai. (Sports Vibe)
They are also lining up an offer of £8 million for Wigan Athletic midfielder James McCarthy. (Mirror)
The Gunners are monitoring Anderlecht's Argentina international Lucas Biglia as a potential new midfield signing. (Independent)
And they may sign a new keeper after Arsene Wenger took a close look at Birmingham City teenager Jack Butland (Sports Mole)
INS: None
OUTS: Marouane Chamakh (West Ham, loan), Johan Djourou (Hannover, loan)
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Aston Villa
Aston Villa manager Paul Lambert has ruled out a move for Manchester City misfit Joleon Lescott. (Sports Mole)
Richard Dunne is a target for Harry Redknapp who will need to fight off offers from LA Galaxy and New York Red Bulls. (Mirror)
Aston Villa's €10 million offer for Philippe Coutinho has been rejected by Inter Milan (To Holte)
Villa are one of many clubs interested in Lazio’s Angolan-born Belgian full-back Luis Cavanda. (Touchline Talk)
Swansea City striker Danny Graham is reportedly a target for Villa. (Sports Mole)
INS: None
OUTS: None
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Chelsea
Chelsea will offer Real Madrid £22 million in a bid to tempt Luka Modric back to England. (Sun)
Ashley Cole's agent has travelled to Spain to speak to Real Madrid about a possible move. (Mail)
West Brom have been handed a transfer window boost by keeping hold of Romelu Lukaku, on loan from the Blues, until the end of the season (Daily Mail)
Chelsea could miss out on Metalist Kharkiv's Brazilian midfielder Taison because his club’s new owner does not want to sell to Roman Abramovich. (Sun)
Chelsea are reportedly working on a deal for Guingamp midfielder Giannelli Imbula after receiving glowing scouting reports on the player. (Metro)
Dnipro's Ghanaian right back Samuel Inkoom has fallen out of favour with manager Juande Ramos and is attracting the attention of Chelsea (Ghana Sports Mail)
(Watch Taison score a beauty for Metalist earlier this season here)
INS: Demba Ba (Newcastle United, £7m)
OUTS: Daniel Sturridge (Liverpool, £12m)
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Everton
Everton boss David Moyes has ruled out January sales, especially Marouane Fellaini despite Chelsea's interest in the £22 million midfielder. (Daily Mail)
The Toffees have joined Arsenal in the race to sign Wigan midfielder James McCarthy (Mail)
The Goodison Park club could attempt to take Spurs midielder Scott Parker on loan. (Feelin' Blue)
Manager David Moyes has earmarked Brazilian defender Fernando Marcal if Leighton Baines is sold. (Sun)
INS: None
OUTS: None
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Fulham
Martin Jol has told captain Brede Hangeland to sign his new deal at Craven Cottage (Mirror)
Argentine-born winger Matias Schelotto could be heading to the Premier League in the January window with Fulham tracking the £5 million man. (Caught Offside)
Fulham are closing in on a deal for Ghana midfielder Derek Boateng. (Standard)
Martin Jol has reportedly made fresh contact with Arsenal about the availability of Andrei Arshavin. (Sports Mole)
West Ham face stiff competition from Fulham and QPR as they look to make a move for Newcastle defender Danny Simpson. (Talksport)
St Etienne midfielder Banel Nicolita is interested in making a move to England and has been linked to Fulham (InsideFutbol)
INS: Chris David (Twente, undisclosed)
OUTS: None
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Liverpool
Swansea are reportedly ready to hijack Liverpool's bid for Thomas Ince with a £7million offer for the Blackpool midfielder.(Daily Mail)
24-year-old winger Oussama Assaidi - a £3m summer signing by Brendan Rodgers - could be making a loan move to either Ajax or Galatasaray. (TalkSPORT)
Senegalese striker Moussa Sow, 26 could be on his way to Anfield. Liverpool have made Turkish club Fenerbahce a £9m offer. (Fanatik)
Liverpool defender Andre Wisdom has committed his future to the club by signing a new long-term deal at Anfield. (Club Call)
Samuel Inkoom, Dnipro's 23-year-old Ghanaian right back, is on Brendan Rodgers' radar. (Ghana Sports Mail)
AC Milan have begun outlining their transfer targets and are keen on a move for out-of-favour midfielder Nuri Sahin. (Goal)
INS: Daniel Sturridge (Chelsea, £12m)
OUTS: Joe Cole (West Ham United, free), Adam Morgan (Rotherham, loan), Nuri Sahin (Real Madrid, loan terminated)
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Manchester City
Manchester City intend to offer Carlos Tevez a new contract to prevent the striker leaving for free when his current deal expires in 18 months. (Football 365)
Mario Balotelli's time at City could be coming to an end with AC Milan favourites to land the striker, despite Silvio Berlusconi's protestations. (Daily Mirror)
City's 22-year-old full back Dedryck Boyata is set for a loan move to Nottingham Forest. (This is Nottingham)
City are set to miss out on Wesley Sneijder after Inter Milan president Massimo Moratti confirmed an offer from Galatasaray has been accepted. (Daily Mail)
City assistant Angelo Gregucci has stated that the Premier League champions want to bring Edinson Cavani to the club. (Goal)
Chelsea have been joined in the race for Metalist Kharkiv midfielder Taison by Man City. (Mirror)
Harry Redknapp has played down rumours linking QPR with a move for Manchester City defender Micah Richards. (Fulham Chronicle)
INS: None
OUTS: None
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Manchester United
Manchester United are set to miss out on Brazilian starlet Leo Baptistao, with the forward poised to join Atletico Madrid. (Sports Vibe)
United are considering a move for Juventus coach Antonio Conte to replace Sir Alex Ferguson. (Tuttosport)
Borussia Dortmund manager Jurgen Klopp wants to keep star striker Robert Lewandowski at the club. (Football Fan Cast)
Real Madrid flop Luka Modric is reportedly considering a swift switch back to England after failing to light up La Liga. (Mail)
Manchester United remain confident of signing Wilfried Zaha from Crystal Palace despite Tottenham gaining a head start in the race for him. (Daily Mail)
Sir Alex Ferguson is ready to ditch David de Gea and buy a keeper in the transfer window, with Pepe Reina the shock name on the shortlist. (Mirror)
INS: None
OUTS: Angelo Henriquez (Wigan Athletic, loan), Bebe (Rio Ave, loan), Joshua King (Blackburn Rovers, undisclosed), Robbie Brady (Hull City, undisclosed), Scott Wootton (Peterborough, loan), Davide Petrucci (Peterborough, loan)
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Newcastle United
Sylvain Marveaux has revealed that he considered leaving Newcastle on loan in an effort to get regular games.(Sky Sports)
Newcastle in turmoil as captain Fabricio Coloccini asks to return to Argentina. (Independent)
The club have made a bid for Valenciennes defender Gaetan Bong, according to the French club’s president. (Metro)
West Ham's move for Sylvain Distin could pave the way for James Tomkins to join Newcastle. (Talk Sport)
Newcastle’s hopes of bringing Loic Remy to St James’ Park have been thrown in doubt. (Sports Vibe)
Newcastle could make an earlier-than-expected move for Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang - if they fail in their bid to sign Remy. (Chronicle)
(Watch why Newcastle are monitoring Saint-Étienne striker Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang)
INS: Mathieu Debuchy (Lille, £5m)
OUTS: Demba Ba (Chelsea, £7m)
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Norwich City
Norwich City is tracking Hamburg midfielder Per Ciljan Skjelbred and could make a move for him this month. (Caught Offside)
Norwich are now ready to table an offer to Celtic for striker Gary Hooper and pay him up to £30,000 per week. (Here is the City)
Beram Kayal's advisor has insisted that City are yet to lodge a bid for the Celtic midfielder. (Goal)
Striker Chris Martin has extended his loan spell at Swindon Town. (ITV.com)
Brighton's Craig Mackail-Smith is the subject of renewed interest from Norwich. (Here Is The City)
INS: None
OUTS: None
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Queens Park Rangers
Queens Park Rangers have joined the race to sign want-away French midfielder Yann M’Vila from Rennes.(Daily Mail)
Wilson Palacios, Stoke's 28-year-old midfielder is set to sign for a move to Loftus Road. (Sun)
QPR boss Harry Redknapp wants Ryan Nelsen reconsider his move to Toronto FC. (Guardian)
Redknapp is keen to sign out-of-favour Aston Villa defender Richard Dunne (Mirror) after a £5 million bid for West Brom defender Jonas Olsson was turned down... (Daily Mail)
Redknapp has stepped up the chase to bring French duo Loic Remy and Yann M’Vila to London. (Soccer Lens)
Robbie Keane has turned down the chance to return to the Premier League on loan. (Caught Offside)
INS: Tal Ben Haim (Unattached)
OUTS: Tom Hitchcock (Bristol Rovers, loan) , Kieron Dyer (released)
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Reading
Reading have completed the signing of Fulham right-back Stephen Kelly for an undisclosed fee. (Touchline Talk)
Crawley midfielder Hope Akpan has joined Reading on a three-and-a-half-year deal for a fee believed to be in the region of £300,000. (ESPN)
Danny Welbeck is reportedly wanted by the Premier League strugglers on loan until the end of the season. (Sports Mole)
Millwall have ended their interest in Reading striker Simon Church. (Newsatden)
The extension of Angus MacDonald's loan to Torquay United from Reading could lead to a full-time deal for the centre-half. (This is Devon)
INS: Daniel Carrico (Sporting Lisbon, £600,000), Hope Akpan (Crawley, undisclosed), Stephen Kelly (Fulham, undisclosed)
OUTS: Dominic Ugwu (Colchester, loan)
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Southampton
Bradford have signed defender Ryan Dickson on loan from Southampton until the end of the League Two season (Team Talk)
Arsenal have missed out on target Luke Shaw after Southampton announced that he has pledged his long-term future to the club. (London 24)
Saints have been told to up their offer for Cagliari defender Davide Astori by his agent, with AC Milan tempted too. (Sky Sports)
Chelsea’s Yossi Benayoun is in talks with Southampton after having his West Ham loan cut short. (West London Sport)
Saints manager Nigel Adkins is lining up a January raid on south coast rivals Brighton for winger Will Buckley. (Mirror)
INS: None
OUTS: Sam Hoskins (Stevenage, loan)
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Stoke City
Mamady Sidibe is pondering an extension at Sheffield Wednesday if there no prospect of him getting a new chance at Stoke. (The Star)
Wilson Palacios, who has only played for Stoke four times this season, is set for a move to QPR. (Sun)
Cardiff City boss Malky Mackay has ruled out a January swoop for Stoke striker Cameron Jerome. (Wales Online)
Australian club Perth Glory have ruled out making a move for Michael Owen because they want to find someone younger. (Sky Sports)
Manchester United have ended their interest in Stoke goalkeeper Asmir Begovic after balking at his £15m pricetag. (Mail On Sunday)
INS: None
OUTS: Danny Higginbotham (Sheffield United, loan), Michael Tonge (Leeds United, undisclosed fee)
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Sunderland
Sunderland are closing in on £2.5million France international Moussa Sissoko - who has also been linked with arch-rivals Newcastle. (Mirror)
Sunderland are continuing their search for a defender and have added FC Groningen's Virgil van Dijk and Kader Mangane of Al Hilal to their list of targets. (Mail)
Red Bull Designated Player Tim Cahill’s proposed loan move to Sunderland appears unlikely to happen. (New York Post)
Sylvain Distin is likely to reject any overtures from Queens Park Rangers and Sunderland. (Mail)
Anderlecht defender Roland Juhas is interested in move to Sunderland (Shields Gazette)
INS: Alfred N'Diaye (Bursaspor, £3m)
OUTS: David Meyler (Hull, undisclosed)
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Swansea City
Swansea City have been linked with a move for Belgian winger Roland Lamah. (This is South Wales)
Swansea are understood to be preparing an offer for Stoke target man Kenwyne Jones. (This is Staffordshire)
City striker Danny Graham is wanted by Sunderland for £4 million. (Daily Mail)
Michael Laudrup plans to get his transfer deals done quickly and quietly this month – to stop bigger clubs stealing his top targets. (Wales Online)
Bolton left-back Marcos Alonso could be on his way to Wales. (Sky Sports)
INS: None
OUTS: None
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Tottenham Hotspur
QPR boss Harry Redknapp says he cannot afford Sevilla striker Alvaro Negredo, who remains a top target for Spurs (Club Call)
Spurs are interested in signing Hamburg's 20-year-old South Korean winger Son Heung-Min. (Bild)
(Watch: the Korean has scored some special goals for HSV)
Sevilla president Jose Maria del Nido is in London to finalise the £15m sale of Alvaro Negredo to Tottenham, according to reports in the Spanish media.
Tottenham target Leandro Damiao insists he is committed to his club Internacional - for now. (Standard)
Tottenham will go head-to-head with Fenerbahce for the signing of the "astronomical" Montpellier midfielder Younes Belhanda (Metro)
Real Madrid are growing confident of luring Gareth Bale away from White Hart Lane but Spurs will make them pay big, with a £60m fee rumoured. (Sunday People)
INS: Ezekiel Fryers (Standard Liege, £3m), Lewis Holtby (Schalke, pre-contract agreement)
OUTS: Carlo Cudicini (LA Galaxy, free)
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West Bromwich Albion
QPR have enquired about signing Peter Odemwingie on loan from West Brom this month (Goal)
Albion midfielder Jerome Thomas has revealed that he is against a permanent move to Leeds United. (Sports Mole)
Romanian international Gabriel Tamas is hoping his current run of form can earn him an extension on his current deal with West Brom. (Goal)
Midfielder Scott Allan is unlikely to return to Portsmouth for a third loan spell as he heads back to The Hawthorns. (Portsmouth FansOnline)
Manager Steve Clarke is happy to let Graham Dorrans pursue a fresh challenge away from the Hawthorns, with Aston Villa ready to pounce.
INS: None
OUTS: None
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West Ham United
West Ham United have reportedly told Carlton Cole that he can leave the club and believe that the striker's future lies elsewhere. (Sports Mole)
Nicolas Anelka has been linked with West Ham as he tries to negotiate the end of his contract with Shanghai Shenhua. (Daily Mail)
Sporting Kansas City midfielder Graham Zusi is set to embark on a one-week training stint with West Ham. (Daily Wiz)
West Ham have made a £3 million bid for Blackburn’s Martin Olsson. (Talk Sport)
West Ham face stiff competition from Fulham and QPR as they look to make a move for Newcastle defender Danny Simpson. (Talksport)
INS: Joe Cole (Liverpool, free), Marouane Chamakh (Arsenal, loan), Sean Maguire (Waterford, no fee), Wellington Paulista (Cruzeiro, loan).
OUTS: None
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Wigan Athletic
Brentford have re-signed Rob Kiernan from Wigan on a loan deal until February 9. (Football 365)
The club is planning a £4 million bid for Leeds United striker Luciano Becchio. (Click Lancashire)
Wigan are also monitoring Leeds United's highly-rated defender Tom Lees. (Sky Sports)
INS: Roger Espinoza (Sporting Kansas City, free), Angelo Henriquez (Manchester United, loan)
OUTS:
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Recent stories have been flying around the country about our president already having posters around the country, even when our president is yet to achieve anything reasonable in this term, to be quite frank he has already denied having any involvement in this current drama. But truly whom should i trust, a politician or a footballer. Just like the case of May D and P square, rihanna and Chris brown, tonto dike, iyanya and the Nelson girl, sure non can be trusted for this recent shows.
In my quick assessment of this whole drama, i believe my president has the right to showcase his posters if he has done well, but when you have done nothing, how can you have posters and kick starting a campaign in this shaky way. From meeting Pastor Adeboye for blessings to releasing lousy photos, it is obvious we are heading for another funny plan to rode to the top like before.
It is time for us to realise that we need sincere leadership, we dont need leaders that will keep on whining that the were forced to rule us.
One person is lying here and we all know the truth. We are watching you guys on 3D