₦airaland Forum

enethecoco:
hahaha, some people are like that, you u should try a bombass mascara, let me hook you up? I have a really nice mascara

So how do I get to see powder and foundation that's meant for my colour?
Besides, where are you based?
Please drop your contact pls not Instagram.

Op, not everyone does Ig. Can I get your contact to get the items? And where are you based?

itsyourboya:
I don't know why I'm finding it hard to believe the 38man list. Probably cos its not realistic to see only 38 persons from each state, sit for a test or an interview. Following federal recruitments from time immemorial, the first list normally is a totality of persons fit for a role from application that are eligible to be screened either via tests or interviews. As for the list coming out soon, well, that's expected but the 38man list for each state, I doubt. Just to chip this in, a friend of mine just got recruited as a Cultural officer II without going through this waiting process. Not to dash hopes but trust me, its gonna be the same old NIGERIAN style of recruitment. Peace!

Aren't we in Nigeria where due process doesn't count? A lot of peeps have been given appointment letter. It is well.

Busbar:
I hear oo. But commissioner many oo

Oga, the commissioner of your state at the fcsc.

Busbar:
I represent kogi. Where n how do I check my name?

I said your commissioner's office.

abdulbaba200:
are u one of the lucky ones?:/

I pray oh. By faith.

PrinceFola:
Really?
Pls have you seen anyone you know that has been invited for interview in these two states??
Am just being curious!!!!!

Chai. See questions. Who send me message

No one has been invited for interview. They are still shortlisting.

abdulbaba200:
where can one see the list,please expanciate....

Check with your commissioner.

DirtyGold:
Interesting. Is it official yet, like, was it posted there?

Not yet.

PrinceFola:
Really?
Pls have you seen anyone you know that has been invited for interview in these two states??
Pls update us here the more, thanks!

Not at all. Just saw their list in the office.

DirtyGold:
Out where?

At the commission.

Chenemite:
God abeg oo....let our names b included

Amen oh.

Kogi and kwara list is out. Things are happening in this country.

Room112:
We only had access to the break down or sharing formula i dont know about other comm. Offices but the one for my state was just on the table and they showed it to me and other applicants present to burst my anxiety, its just 38 to like each state but the main list for now is with the commisioner only.
Its well------ what is yours will be yours IJN
AMEN.!

Thanks bro.

obinna002:
Nawaooooo for you ooo

How biko? No be u I ask nau. Just anxious noni.

Room112:
you are very correct i confirmed this today at the fcsc. the favored candidate names are ready, interview will be conducted from first week of march ministry by ministry nation wide slots available 1548

Do you have access to the list. Can you help one check before it's published?

Room112:
you are very correct i confirmed this today at the fcsc. the favored candidate names are ready, interview will be conducted from first week of march ministry by ministry nation wide slots available 1548

Oh oh. Thanks.

tzipporah:
AVICKY VICKY..LET IT GO

Mo ti gbọ́. ṣùgbọ́n mi ó gbà.

tzipporah:
I WAS JUST TESTING ALL OF YOU, SO BECOS I TALK SAY SHORTLIST IS OUT .....EVERYBODY DEY SUSPECT ONE OR TWO THINGS HMM NA WA FOR UNA OOOO, NOT EVEN ONE PERSON COULD CHALLENGE.
FYI SHORT LIST IS NOT OUT!!!
KEEP PRAYING.
CONNECTION ALONE CANT HELP...

Let someone hear word. Who are you that people will be tailing around.? Few people here countered your opinion.
I heard from a reliable source that it is out but in nass. You are entitled to your own opinion.

Tboy243:
I heard the list is out from a reliable source. As a matter of fact the under g selected applicants would undergo their nterviews 20th of March if it has not already been done.so I heard.

So I heard too. Applicants have been selected.

Ishilove:
As in ehn, my sister, I am not a party person but the best and most entertaining parties I have attended in the past are Yoruba parties

Gbam. Well said.

yemmybx:
To me you sound like some who will like to have your 2nd orgasm again and that gentleman is man enough to help out.

Yemmybx

Oyinda417:
Please someone submit on behalf of others?

I am in Abuja and intend to send it to a friend in Akure to help me submit. Can that work or I must go there in person?

Thanks in advance

Let op answer but I think it's the package itself.

What of those that are sending via FedEx?

LarrySun:
Lol! I feel for the guy. I had a similar experience when I attended one Igbo naming ceremony. Wait, what am I talking about? It's a worse experience! Not similar in the least!

I had just moved down to Ikorodu from Sango August last year. I was alone quietly at work when my old secondary school friend, Ibrahim, called me (only God knows how he got my number) and told me that Chimezie, our landlord's fourth son would be having the naming ceremony of his first child the following day. The silly Ibrahim sugar-coated everything, saying Chimezie was now very wealthy and the ceremony would be the talk of the town for two big cows had already been killed and more cows had boarded a bus from abattoir. I was so excited. My excitement trebled when Ndubuisi, the immediate elder brother of the new father, asked me which kind of 'olosho' should be kept for me.

I was breathing hard as I pictured the adventure I would have. For the first time in my life, I would be serviced by call-g*rls. I screamed at the top of my voice that two ladies with big endowments should be reserved for me. I was already seeing myself in paradise as I imagined a hot party that awaited me.

The next day, I took a false leave from work and jumped in the next available bus leaving Ikorodu for Oshodi; and from Oshodi, I took another one to Ijaye, my old area. I was so excited. I wished I could just fly. I eventually arrived at the venue at around 4pm. The first thing that caught me as strange was the fact that I saw just two canopies. Two canopies! I had thought the whole street would be filled with tents, considering the wealth of someone who had just returned from Dubai for his child's naming ceremony. The guests were not more than sixty or sixty-one. Fear gripped my heart. I searched around for any evidence of cows, there was nothing like that. I almost searched the toilets, but something told me they would not keep cows in the toilets. What if the guests wanted to take a leak?

I was overcome with fear. I decided to seek out the idiot who called me and fed me different stories. I was sure he would explain better what was going on. I found him under a plantain tree smoking weed and drinking something that had been mixed with Codeine or Gamalin 20, I don't know. Ibrahim was as stoned as the biblical Stephen. He was not in the right state of mind to tell me what had happened to the cows. Hell, I gave up on him when he started calling me Adekunle Gold.

I decided that the next course of action was to find Chimezie and his brother. I eventually saw the brother. He was so excited to see me. He hugged me tight, introduced me to his friends, then he proceeded to tax me. What the hell? I was hearing 'at all at all na him bad'. He was urging me to drop something for the boys. The 'boys' he was referring to were men in their late forties. I had to drop about a thousand naira before the 'boys' released me. They were ready to beat the country's recession out of me.

I managed to take Ndubuisi aside and asked him about the two 'oloshos' he had reserved for me. He looked at me for what seemed like eternity, as if I had asked the world's most ridiculous question. Then he started preaching to me to give my life to Christ. Yes, Ndubuisi, Ndubuisi of all people, told me to give my life to Christ. For a moment, I wondered if one witch from my mother's village had carved out an effigy of me and was now defecating on it. What had I dragged myself into?

I decided to go and seat among the rest of the frustrated guests, hoping that we would be served. We were served quite alright...with toothpicks. I collected my own stick of toothpick with the expectation that food would be arriving soon. It didn't take long before the 'menu-menu' arrived, just four hours' time. I couldn’t even find my toothpick anymore, and while the other guests were being served some miserable plates of rice whose meat had to be seen with the aid of a microscope, one evil spirit was causing the servers to serve everyone around me minus me. One even had the guts to give me a plate of food to pass to the person sitting behind me. I wanted to keep the food for myself but on seeing the angry face of the gentlehulk behind me, I calmly performed my civic duty. I had no choice but to be my brother's keeper.

I was still waiting for my food about an hour later when everyone had left and the plates were washed. I admit, I shed tears. As I went back to Ikorodu that night, I made a vow that I would revenge. The baby was a girl. I vowed that in the next twenty years when the girl would be getting married, I would attend and reveal to everyone how I had been maltreated during the bride's naming ceremony.

Obviously, revenge isn't a virtue, because two days after that event, I was robbed of my phone and money in Oshodi.

Larrysun has killed me oh. Chai. Biko what is this?
Like, it was not worth the lie told at work.
Mehn, nobody can do owambe like d Yorùbás oh even if it's mogbo moya, sth go still reach u if u hustle.

Ishilove:
Someone on the blog commented:



I haven't attended many Igbo weddings so I can't say for sure if it is true. I have attended Yoruba weddings where it is only one bottle of warm water that managed to get to me, and on the flip side, one that food and drinks wasted even after the mogbo moyas took basins of food home in poly bags.

Chai. I had a good laugh. This is damn hilarious but some tribalists will take it south.

I have attended an Igbo wedding. It was the most boring wedding I've ever attended. Instead of sharing food on time they were sharing garden egg and mashed groudnut. Their meat wasn't even big. Their rice wasn't even as red as that of Yorùbá's owambe jollof rice. Chai. Anyone who wants to attend an Igbo wedding should feed well before going or take ur food along.

Still lol esp @ d lady brought a plate with her clothe torn

Chidizman:
If I tear you slap. You go get sense.
Which shortlist are you pissing about? Lots like you are the real problem we have in this country.

It is truly out. This is Nigeria o.

tzipporah:
underground fixing kwa
ok ooo
i said so ooo
shortlist is OUT

You are right tzipporah. Also heard it is out but it will be taken to Nass. May God help us.

uboma:
our Society and Religion gives little or no room for Women to make their own decisions/choices.


Women are at the receiving end....

I concur. That's a very apt description of womanhood today.

Deep. Very deep. A lot of women suffer from vvf especially in the northern part of the country.

Women too should stop producing kids like pigs. We bear the burden most times. Labour pains is hell and post natal is something else.

stingg:
DrEinstein and avicky; thank you both.. confirmed from the dept, they consider it.

Congrats.

DrEinstein:
You're right sir, just confirmed today that some department will actually take cgp less than 3.0.
So stingg confirm from the department.

Exactement! But I'm a ma'am not sir

DrEinstein:
No.. Although not specified on the portal, that's the reason I have an unused scratch card with me.

Stingg. That's not true. It depends on the department. I know some peeps whose gpa was less than 3 point and they were admitted. Confirm from your department.