₦airaland Forum

MaziOmenuko:
Ibeshe beach:

The dirtiest beach in sub-saharan Africa! Almost dead zone, with dirts littered across its shores. The beach side has shanties and mud thatches for god-knows-what. It is always hit by high tides compared to other beaches making the waters almost unswimable. Not accessible by road, unwelcoming environment, touts everywhere...

Damn!

Worst beach in Africa!

But their weed is good, real good! If you're razz like me, you will love the beach; away from the efizzy rampant in elegushi beach, you will get down to the most mind-blowing adventure...and then if you are razz enough, you will understand why the shanties are there in the first place.

#singing...#fvck-by-the-river-side#

Legend baba. Two hands in da air o.

sorextee:
Jebba... no be kwara e dey?

Jebba is Niger state. It was snatched from Ilorin during Ibb's regime.

Akell:
Looking for enemies I guess

Looking for enemies I guess

Not really I'm not looking for lost contacts I mean.

REDshouse:
Imagine the set of leaders we are having...education abroad, health the fly abroad, food abroad, wares abroad. But to loot and legislate they will remain in Nigeria...

And even to die. In death, they prefer to be buried in Nigeria, as naija na cemetry. Mtcheeww. Yeye people.

ajbf:
Good of him
But he refused to share his picture in lecture room, or will he get the course certificate for staying by the statute?
What happens to him taking the course at University of Ibadan or University of Abuja or Ahmandu Bello University or University of Port Harcourt?
He is telling us that our universities are just glorified secondary schools?
Which knowledge in strategic leadership is he looking for? He has available to him the fine(crook) leaders that the Nigerian system has given us, the like of Atiku, Buhari, Tinubu, Saraki etc.
Buhari should be watchfully of this man, he might be looking for necessary knowledge to send Buhari into oblivious.

He should have gone to Nipss, Kuru Jos. They offer the course there. Dinosaur sha like to show himself. He didn't snap lecture room, he is posing by sigidi. Mtcheeww.

Kobicove:
N8.5 million worth of jewelry on Oritsefemi?



Keep lying...

Exactly my thoughts.

How many comments? And it's already on fp.

UnknownSource:
Why is Akpabio hiding in d pix? Is he afraid of EFCC?

Can't you see that Da lung's armpit blocked him?

Fct Abuja, 2008, batch A, stream II

Not looking for friends though.

Very funny. Naijasinglegirl, Your write up always cracks me up.

Anyway, there's nothing wrong with the guest house if it's clean enough so far you aren't the only one staying there. Once your door is locked, you don't have any business with a drunk knocking at ur door.

Better still, patronise the agents on Nl, maybe they can help. And when you get your desired abode, let us know.

Swiftylistic:
Tnk yhu.

Don't mention it.

Swiftylistic:
Hello house, How can I locate this place from CMS
Plot 96, Block 5, Prof. Kunmi Akingbeyin Strret, off Mike Adegbite Street, Lekki Phase 1, Lagos, Nigeria

You can board lekki Ajah from cms and alight at lekki phase 1 peninsula. From there locate the address. Or better still call the number that sent you the invite for a detailed description.

tosyne2much:
Will you marry me then?

Mo tí wa ni lé ọkọ already. Ó ti late.

tosyne2much:
You're talking about 200k while I make less than 5k per month

I just hope I will ever find a woman that will accept and marry me with that low income without cheating on me

Lai Mohammed. Besides, it's not forever.

McIroncock:
does this mean all atheists that make threads on Nairaland poking holes into your indoctrinated delusions have money and fame?


you sound angry and incoherent


you can ignore the thread, you know? but something about the thread sends some electric shivers down your indoctrinated spines, so big was it that you had no choice than to say something



your god loves the poor and blesses the rich


can you surprise us by saying something meaningful?

I quoted seun osewa not you. I'm not pained. I'm just saying in Nigeria there's a freedom of religion and association. Find what gives you peace and stop nose poking into other people's religious beliefs.

Seun:
Are you also far better than Mark Zuckerberg, Bill Gates and Tai Solarin?

Because you have money and fame, we won't hear word again. When you were in oau, who knew you then? Can you stop criticizing someone's religion? The last time I checked, there's freedom of religion in Nigeria. Be an atheist and let xtians too be. Live and let live mbok.

If you were a church rat, I doubt whether you will be an atheist. Mtcheeww.

Congratulations bro. This is just your starting point.

tosyne2much:
Look at you... Smh


How ur teaching job now?

Fine oh. Dieu merci.

tosyne2much:
You no fit compare the kind toy wey dem buy for me as a kid with this kind toy nah

you don't mean it.

tosyne2much:
The thread actually made my evening too. BTW, so I nobody it follow girl play again abi?

why should you? Girl na toy? Abi dem no buy toy for you when you dey small

Abmalcom:
Adele Sampson: pissure or idonbilifit

you will know the person is a nairalander. Na their logo be that.