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TravelRe: Yankee: through the eyes of a village boy. by AvsGot007(m):
ILuvGummyBearz:
[color=deepskyblue]what is easyhuh?? Life here? Then you dont know the American tax man or the high cost of living in a 1st world country[/color]
TravelRe: Yankee: through the eyes of a village boy. by AvsGot007(m): 6:06am On Jan 02, 2017
ILuvGummyBearz:
[color=deeppink]op u enjoyin' yaself,yes? smiley

I've been readin' through ya thread and viewing "yankee" grin through yer eyes
and though the dites are the same i see
You veiw them as something grand

What is it that thrills u about America huh? Because ive lived here all my life and i dont get it?
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ummmh! OK... good stuffs
CelebritiesRe: I Saw All I Like In A Man In Chinedu Ikediezie—wife by AvsGot007(m): 5:45am On Jan 02, 2017
and I once liked a very short girl back then, Tho she's very neat and also package well...suppose say I don get money then I for marry her cos you won't give a fu*k about what people say only when you have money
TravelRe: Nigeria Free Visa To FIJI by AvsGot007(m): 3:03pm On Jan 01, 2017
1 Fijian dollar = 148.9373 Nigerian nairas
CelebritiesRe: Wizkid, Yemi Alade Named Africa Best At Soundcity MVP Awards Festival by AvsGot007(m): 4:08pm On Dec 30, 2016
oh
Jokes EtcRe: funny posts I've seen by AvsGot007(op): 11:53am On Dec 30, 2016
Two guys are sitting on a bar stool. One starts to insult the other one. He screams, "I slept with your mother!" The bar gets quiet as everyone listens to see what the other man will do. The first man again yells, "I SLEPT WITH YOUR MOTHER!" The other man says, "Go home, dad. You’re drunk."
Jokes EtcRe: funny posts I've seen by AvsGot007(op): 11:49am On Dec 30, 2016
Yesterday I was told the prize of clothes when I entered a boutique, then I realized that our ancestors who walked around naked weren't mad.......
CelebritiesRe: Yahoo Guys Thread by AvsGot007(m): 11:23am On Dec 30, 2016
AVVS:
yo folks...if you know you're a confirm G man or prolly lady...come in here let's discuss
I just found out that my destiny requires doing Yahoo yahoo and I'm ready to pay anybody that train me! tho na only politicians I wan dey dupe ( or any yahoo yahoo word for dupe ?)....I don suffer for this country no be small...ok..aiit I know I'm going to hell so pls don't remind me....lala pls don't ban me cos I'll settle you with my first payment!
Yea right
CelebritiesRe: Idiots Thread by AvsGot007(m): 11:22am On Dec 30, 2016
AVVS:
tho I'm not an idiot but just helping y'all idiots out there to get together cos I believe only an idiot will view this thread...so welcome y'all idiots that view this thread cos there is no way you can win the argument that you're not an idiot
imagine you saw *idiots thread*, you clicked and you wanna tell me you're an idiot.... c'mon you're an idiot jor! so chill together and converse...I'm OUTTA HERE bye
Yea right
CelebritiesRe: Serious Minded Mad People Thread by AvsGot007(m): 11:21am On Dec 30, 2016
AVVS:
it's like lately I don dey mad but I don't understand...so if you're mad and you are serious., tell me exactly what happening to me cos my mad fellow pipu will know what's go on!
note: if you view this thread I already know you're mad but whether you're a serious one I can't tell....so tell me I'm mad/crazy to know you're a serious minded weyrey
lala pls I beg you in the name of Pharaoh don't make this front page cos I don't want non-mad people to know
Yea right
CelebritiesRe: Ozzybosco Shows Off His Many Award Collections As He Relaxes At Home by AvsGot007(m): 9:16pm On Dec 29, 2016
KidsNEXTdoor:
No offense but ur papa na Buhari ?
so you think if my papa Na Buhari I go dey jealous of the lil kid?
TravelRe: Yankee: through the eyes of a village boy. by AvsGot007(m): 7:26pm On Dec 29, 2016
guiddoti:
yeah! compare to minimum wages per hr.
yea,i was about to ask about that, what's the range?
CelebritiesRe: Ozzybosco Shows Off His Many Award Collections As He Relaxes At Home by AvsGot007(m):
and the kid made it already...
when I was at his age I can dance more like M. Jackson and Usher.R but my papa say Na earthworm spirit wan use me!
my people Na so African mentality killed my career

OK! I need to get back on my dance level but will my potbelly let me??


but amo shine when amo shine sha
TravelRe: Yankee: through the eyes of a village boy. by AvsGot007(m): 7:13pm On Dec 29, 2016
FrankNetter:
$17 cut and shave
that's fair enough, right?
Jokes EtcRe: funny posts I've seen by AvsGot007(op):
1) I woke up.
2) Went to school.
3) I saw her.
4) I ran to her and hugged her.
5) I kissed her.
actually, the right order is 2,3,4,5,1
Jokes EtcRe: funny posts I've seen by AvsGot007(op): 3:58pm On Dec 29, 2016
Guys.. My mom said if don't stop using Facebook she will crush my face on the keyboard but shes not around and is ahhebbfkfooeuuehndjf djiaueui2935 fieoowbdhodofifnfbwo
Jokes EtcRe: funny posts I've seen by AvsGot007(op): 3:55pm On Dec 29, 2016
This Saturday 31st December I'll be having a braii at home. I'll get some drinks, goat meat, some chicken and pork. If u are free and think it's a good idea u should also do the same at your house.
Jokes EtcRe: funny posts I've seen by AvsGot007(op):
Attention please:
Today is December 29, 2016
29 + 12 + 16 = 57
Its the 21st century:
21 x 57 = 1197
Now we add the two Numbers:
1197 + 2016 = 3213
As you can see this number has no meaning at all.
Thanks for your attention.
Jokes EtcRe: funny posts I've seen by AvsGot007(op): 3:31pm On Dec 29, 2016
I need some advice guys. recently my gf has been receiving too many calls during very odd hours of the night. She has also been coming home very late saying that she was at a team building meeting at work..i called her boss and he said they've not had any such meeting for the past month. so yesterday when she said she was going for a team building meeting i followed her on my motorbike after two blocks a guy stopped his car hugged her and opened his car door for her. i was watching all that from a distance so they wouldn't see me.when they finally drove off i tried to start my bike to follow them but it couldn't start. what could the problem be guys. The clutch ? Engine? Petrol? Plug? I'm so worried about my bike
Jokes EtcRe: funny posts I've seen by AvsGot007(op): 3:30pm On Dec 29, 2016
Two terrorists having discussion in a bar.
The waiter asks them what the discussion was about?
Terrorist :- We are planning to kill 14 thousand people and a donkey..
Waiter :- Why a donkey?
Then one terrorist says to the other,"See I told you nobody will care about the 14 thousand people"
Jokes EtcRe: funny posts I've seen by AvsGot007(op): 3:28pm On Dec 29, 2016
Hi guys. I am so happy and proud of myself and I thought I should share this with you!!! Today I saw myself on TV, when I turned it off
Jokes EtcRe: funny posts I've seen by AvsGot007(op): 3:27pm On Dec 29, 2016
Yea right

Jokes EtcRe: funny posts I've seen by AvsGot007(op): 3:23pm On Dec 29, 2016
GUYS! If you are dating a beautiful girl, justknow that a minimum of 3 guys per day tries their luck on her, which makes 21 guys per week, 84 guys per month, 1008 guys per year...Now tell me, can your girlfriend say NO 1008 times??Hmmmm
Jokes EtcRe: funny posts I've seen by AvsGot007(op): 3:22pm On Dec 29, 2016
One day, My comment will be FTC. My college teacher mrs ada told me " You will never get the top in your life "
Reallyhuh
Jokes EtcRe: funny posts I've seen by AvsGot007(op): 3:18pm On Dec 29, 2016
Job interview in a psychiatry:
So you’re interested in working with us. What is your experience with mentally disturbed people?
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I’ve been on Nairaland for 5 years now.
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Very good, the job is yours
Jokes EtcRe: funny posts I've seen by AvsGot007(op): 3:17pm On Dec 29, 2016
One Chinese guy at super market, he doesn't know how to say chicken and he grabbed an egg and asked cashier. where is mother.
Jokes Etcfunny posts I've seen by AvsGot007(op): 3:16pm On Dec 29, 2016
I'm not a comedian but I wanna start posting some posts that got me laughing holding my balls on here!
CelebritiesRe: 4 Female Fans Propose Love To Mayorkun As One Wishes To Marry Him (Pics, Video) by AvsGot007(m): 11:02pm On Dec 28, 2016
Akinlekanwr:
It's safe to say it's about being a reasonable artist then
no, it's about getting money bro
CelebritiesRe: 4 Female Fans Propose Love To Mayorkun As One Wishes To Marry Him (Pics, Video) by AvsGot007(m): 10:56pm On Dec 28, 2016
Akinlekanwr:
I think its about being an artist in this case
vic 0 is an artist bro
CelebritiesRe: Photo: Cristiano Ronaldo Just Added A New 'beast' To His Car Collections by AvsGot007(m): 10:28pm On Dec 28, 2016
sh!t got real
CelebritiesRe: Chinese Band Rock Live In Calabar Carnival 2016(pics,video) by AvsGot007(m): 10:26pm On Dec 28, 2016
more like Cindy ho songs

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