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Berlynn:
is there no light skin in kwara is tat what ur trying to say

i hate the way y'all folks hyping this girl...cos she's light-skin?? Yea I'm peeved!

Once, when my mom asked me where I'm going ?
I told her," it's none of your business"
Bro we laughed a lot together... and nowadays I still looking for my teeth into my room.

I stopped smoking weed, after spending 15 minutes searching for my phone under my bed.. While using my phone's flash light..

A student went to library and asked for a book on suicide the librarian stares at him and said whos gonna bring it back.......

Employee: Sir, you called me?
Boss: Yeah, go to the rest room and masturbate.
Employee: (Few minutes later) Done sir.
Boss: Do is again.
Employee: Done again, sir.
Boss: Do it once more.
Employee: Now I don't have stamina for that, sir.
Boss: Very good! Here are my car keys, drop my daughter at home!

Racism is when you select your white clothes to wash before black clothes. Say no to racism, wash them together

Yesterday a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water. # Alwayshelp .

That Awkward Moment when the guy who discovered milk had to explain what he was doing to the cow.

kilokeys:
abuja for example.. lets say u eat two meals for 1k , then move around plus miscellaneous..

too small or too much?


personally i spend up 40k for both o.. buh this year.. i hv resumed my cooking.

wow! you move around and cook for a whole month with just 20k in Abuja!? I think I'm goan relocate

kilokeys:
FOUR STAGES INTERVIEW













SALARY 40K

transport and feeding = 20k

u are left with 20k.

20k divided by 160 hrs of work put in monthly

125 naira per hour


if u are a beggar on the streets of lagos.. u will make more than 125 naira in an hour. and gain experience in verbal communication and power of convincing that might epp u become a good salesman in future

Transport and feeding, 20k?
which state pls?
for a week or a month?

wristbangle:
na wao! me sef auntyzone mhizkel na.

Am good mhizkel, Happy new year

but it seems her own zone get high fence with electric wire! I pray you'll be able to get through

uuuhhhmm! sorry I didn't read the write up... I was pondering on your sobriquet 'death comes to all'?

you mean I'm goan die too? but I don't wanna die!

I've never been serious pondering in my life until I saw that moniker!

Mhizkel:
Same here uncle

you don unclezone him be that?
wetin concern me sef!??

teozey111:
baba please no offense.... which planet are you from?

what am I not getting right? just tryna calculate the years on those pictures

good stuffs

good stuffs

I am devil of Nairaland, ruler of the Cyberspace. One thing you must learn here is to always disrespect everybody. Also, most of the beautiful girls you see here are my angels l. Then you must also know that even though I don't own this site in the real sense of it, I rule it. I possessed the owner to open. And finally, it wouldn't make any sense for the devil of the Cyberspace to be caught showing a mortal around. you gotta be immortal first!

Prognose:
I dey your back bros.

I am devil of Nairaland, ruler of the Cyberspace. One thing you must learn here is to always disrespect everybody. Also, most of the beautiful girls you see here are my angels l. Then you must also know that even though I don't own this site in the real sense of it, I rule it. I possessed the owner to open. And finally, it wouldn't make any sense for the devil of the Cyberspace to be caught showing a mortal around. you gotta be immortal first!
it's just $50 man! it's for fuel cos cos we are gonna be cruising all round sections! I can't trek pls

Prognose:
Aint it free? Who do i settle? No one mentioned settling oh

if you're A good guy I'll show you who to roll with, also if you are bad dude...lotta folks waiting for you in the clique!

Prognose:
Why i go abuse that chic? I be gentleman o.

are you tryna say mynd is not a gentleman?

pls mynd we can not take this

anybody got good strategy for low odds?
(no roll over) pls

Ighoga898:
u re asking bcoz u re handsome or what?

MAN... actually he's handsome! no homo

got this

good stuff

Culin:
All these guys be inviting girls anyhow. One day you'll invite a mermaid.

but I like mermaids!

for now


Jon bellion - simple and sweet

MrPresident1:
Jesus is coming on or before the 20th of January 2017

for real? oh I'm scared

MrPresident1:
Scared of your own redemption
Dutch disease?

Dutch disease? you're scary,Man!

MrPresident1:
You scared of your own redemption? For real?

Luke 21:28
And when these things begin to come to pass, then look up, and lift up your heads; for your redemption draweth nigh.

now I'm a little bit more scared

MrPresident1:
Jesus is coming on or before the 20th of January 2017

for real? oh I'm scared

good stuffs

ILuvGummyBearz:
[color=deeppink]im a chick. And i will do just that but not here on op's travel diary

Mention me on a unused thread
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[color=dodgerblue]what is the money u make 2 the high cost 2 even exist ?

And uve been feed a glamours imagine of america and it's people's living
Not every1 is making bank(big money)
Infact the average American is no were near wealthy.

We here chasing the illusion of 'the American dream ' 2[/color]

it's OK ma'am! you can't understand my own view of "getting the money"...peace