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The next Pope will come from an African country.

ceejay80s:
Omo nairaland ban now be like....don't talk pim

We are now running gestapo style of police here.

Technig4:
This nairaland bot just dey ban ban people anyhow.

Small talk you collect ban

I don't know the offence that made the bot ban me today,I checked and I was made to understand that I was banned because of the innocent comment I made earlier on this thread.
I just hope I won't be banned again by the malfunctioning bot for this comment.

Let him come do an understudy for one local government chairman in our beloved country for six months,by the end of his service he go don buy one mansion in US,one in Dubai and another one in UK.
By the time he retired,his monthly pension will be enough to feed a whole town for a week,he won't even know what hawking of firewood is.

Na dip o,I always let the bread soak the beverage well well.
And it is hot Milo and hollandia evap I always use to partner with my bread in conjunction with beans.

And both of them resemble female,especially the dark one,person go don toast am finish enter the other room before he go know say na rod dey between the two legs.

See the one that's supposed to maintain order is the one disturbing the peace.

Some people are still living in denial.
Coalition upon coalition is efforts in futility.

Igba oko,igba ada
Won nba oke di'te
Oke o je,oke o mu
Oke naa ni yio bori gbogbo won.
Meaning:
Thousands of hoes and thousands of cutlasses
All of them are plotting and rebelling against the Mountain,
The Mountain never eat,neither did it drink,
But surely,it is the Mountain that will see their end.

100%

I hope some people will not blame Tinubu for this one now.

Portable don jam Osupa,Osupa wey get time for wahala.
I am sure after this,he will release a new single in response to his arrest.
His "fans" should be on the lookout.

The only thing I noticed here is the Nigerian attire the Chinese wear.

Na now day just break.
Any state of emergency declared on food security without declaring same on insecurity is dead on arrival.

Just like MMM,there's nothing CBEX investors can do about their money,they should just wave goodbye to it.
I nearly fall for that MMM scam in 2016,but God saved me by whiskers.
But then,I am 100% sure that when another ponzi scheme enter again,some people will still fall for it.
Hundred.

Cultists.

A country full of promise and potentials,but gifted with heartless leaders.
Nigerians have no business going outside the country to work for peanuts in some backwater countries.

This is gross,I mean those mammary glands, how can I unseen this?

Bad luck trump.

E be like say this Trump get bad luck for body,since he enter the White House na so so aircraft crashes dey happen for US.

24 weeks,6 months meaning half a year of no work,but steady salary income.
I swear na soft life some women come.
But then,when are they going to start giving we men paternity leave?

pillager:
Hamas in West bank?

Ask perplexity again, dondee

The mumu don't know that it is Fatah that control West Bank not Hamas.
His fellow mumus always see Palestine as always under Hamas.

NuclearWinter:
The daughter of Israeli Settlement Minister Orit Strock has revealed that she was sexually assaulted by her parents in a documented and horrifying manner.

This morning, the daughter — Shoshana, daughter of Minister Orit Strock — broke her silence and said in a recorded video:

"I was sexually assaulted by my parents. The assault was filmed. I am living under threat from criminal elements and feel that I am in danger. I filed a complaint with the police against my parents before leaving the country. I am asking the Israeli police to protect me-from the criminals and from my family as well. I would be grateful for the public's help in spreading this message to every possible outlet."

Incest was the most reported sexual crime in Israel in 2024.

So while they're raping Palestinian prisoners, they're also raping their own children.

What's with these "people" and rape?

Just be careful,their resident slave dogs on nairaland will start attacking you now to defend their slave masters.

ponziponzi:
So who do you think they should work with?

My brother,all the ones they have been signing since all these years,what did they have to show for it in terms of development?Nothing.
Left for me,if it is possible I will prefer not to borrow any money,Nigeria have everything it needs to become a fully developed country,but no, the incompetent and corrupt leaders won't allow that to happen.
All these so called super powers only cared about the interest of their various countries,they don't care about us,if they loan you 1,000 naira,believe me,they are looking to take 10,000 naira from you.

Aids and grants that the corrupt African leaders has already seen as their personal money.

Sincerely,the problem of the continent is not lack of natural resources to develop it,but human resources in terms of the leaders.

The few leaders that have shown signs of pulling their various countries out of the clutches and control of the European imperialists were assassinated,the likes if Thomas Sankara of Burkina Faso,Patrice Lumumba of Belgian Congo now Democratic Republic of Congo (DRC),Muamar Gaddafi of Libya etc,only to be left with the corrupt,selfish and incompetent leaders,thereby stunting the growth of the continent.

China?
Only God knew the type of deal Amosun signed with them when he was the governor of Ogun State for the Igbesa Free Trade Zone that made them to be seizing people's farmlands all around the town.

Those people are so cunning.

China again?
China wey no get joy.
God will help you,you go owe them money as per the deal,na to dey seize your valuable government's assets be the next thing wey go be on their mind.

Ekpeitut:
Wetin b cost implication?

Say how much e cost? 🤓

Lol
Na over sabi dey worry some people.
Cost Implication.
Lol again.

Mysteriousworld:
In my previous posts, even before the USA election
I warned, saying , Donald trump will be the biggest mistake america ever made, I said he will collapse the USA dollar.
You can watch my videos on @streetprophet007 on YouTube and Instagram.
This is the black horse of the book of revelation, the bible is a book that has breath, oh yes it breathes...
A loaf of bread for a days salary...
Not funny though, you can watch my video online, explaining the 4 horse men of revelation to have a good picture of this worlds Destiny.

I Am The Man Who Saw Tomorrow "due to God's grace"

Lol
The Trump's slave dogs are coming for you for daring to say your mind about their slave master.

In fact,they are already barking.

My own be say I no won want to see man.city for that UEFA Champions League next season,make Guardiola go and taste Europa League small.
Make he respect himself and finish for number 6 downward,then I will be happy with him.
He don oppress us for the EPL tey tey,make himself swallow a little bitter pill.

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