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PoliticsRe: Pictures From APC Presidential Rally In Sokoto State by Axis313(m): 6:36pm On Feb 09, 2023
This is massively massive.
CrimeRe: Fisherman Reveals Scary Things He Found In A Bottle He Retrieved From A River by Axis313(m): 2:11pm On Feb 09, 2023
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PoliticsRe: New Naira: IMF Advises CBN To Extend February 10 Deadline by Axis313(m): 1:56pm On Feb 08, 2023
Lanretoye:
Dog wey go lost,wetin dem sey e dey do?.
E no dey listen to the hunter's whistle.
Chikena.
PoliticsRe: New Naira: IMF Advises CBN To Extend February 10 Deadline by Axis313(m):
They will soon come out of their holes to tell us how IMF is working for the interest of Jagaban to buy votes.
BusinessRe: POS Operator, Malam Umar, Honoured In Warri For Charging ₦‎200 For ₦‎5K by Axis313(m): 1:47pm On Feb 08, 2023
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PoliticsRe: APC Amasses N22bn Old Notes For Secret Swap With New Notes For Vote-Buying - PDP by Axis313(m): 7:57pm On Feb 07, 2023
How did PDP know this?Because that's what they too will do if they are in APC's shoe.
There is one proverb in Yoruba that says "Ole lo mo ipase ole to lori apata",meaning "It's only thief that knows how to track his fellow thief's footprints on the rock".
But then,what do I know?
TV/MoviesRe: 'Peter Obi' Nollywood Movie Trailer, With Yul Edochie Playing Peter Obi by Axis313(m):
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OP you no well I swear,I am sure obidients will never forgive Yul Edochie and Nollywood for this.That mimicking really got me laughing hard,my friends here don't know when they burst out laughing.
I just need this to start my day.
TravelRe: Heavily Overloaded Bus Spotted Recently On A Highway (pics/video) by Axis313(m): 4:58pm On Feb 01, 2023
Seriously,the person that supervise the arrangement of those loads will surely know how to arrange the affairs of this jagajaga country,at the same time the driver that will drive it safely to it's destination will surely knows how to navigate Nigeria out of the current quagmire it found itself.
Just my observation.
PoliticsRe: Makarfi: PDP Will Win At First Ballot, APC Has Nothing To Show by Axis313(m): 4:22am On Feb 01, 2023
Seankhalifa:
ahhh ask kd people.. Markarfi na criminal... use 32 billion naira when money get value do 50 metres bridge...
Eh?50 metres bridge for 32bn naira,not even million.Ha!Most Nigerian politicians no go die well,if they die well,dey no go rest in piece.
PoliticsRe: Makarfi: PDP Will Win At First Ballot, APC Has Nothing To Show by Axis313(m): 9:01pm On Jan 31, 2023
If it is this Makarfi that PDP presented as it's candidate,I would surely vote for him,he has more integrity than Atiku.I really like him.
HealthRe: Blue Water Coming Out Of South African Taps (Pictures, Video) by Axis313(m): 1:51am On Jan 31, 2023
End time water.
EducationRe: See What University Of Liverpool Put In Their School Premisis by Axis313(m): 7:13am On Jan 30, 2023
grin
In short,they are going to raise the fees as a results of ma's.tur.batn by students.This one strong o.
By the way,oyinbo sef dey commit grammatical error,which one be "thank you for your corporation" undecided
CelebritiesRe: Portable Zazu Show Off His Newly Built Restaurant (video) by Axis313(m): 12:59pm On Jan 29, 2023
Funny boy.
I really like his funny and jovial side.
BusinessRe: How Much Does POS Charge For Withdrawal In Your Area? by Axis313(m): 9:22pm On Jan 28, 2023
oka4ugoo:
Bullion vans now carries old currency without siren and police escort. grin grin grin

Armed robbers have suspended operation till further notice.
grin
You really crack me up.
But what will happen if there is an extension for the old currencies.
BusinessRe: New Naira: Banks Beef Up Security Against Customers’ Attacks by Axis313(m): 4:43pm On Jan 28, 2023
Olachase:
Them never see anything by 31st jenuary kasala go burst I never even see the #200 & #500 for eye or touch the only one #1000 way day my hand I day keep ham like baby no be juju be that cry cry
Lol.
Me I get like 2 1000 naira notes for hand,right now I no wan spend am sef,I just keep am,na old ones I dey spend.
PoliticsRe: Court Sacks Senator Albert Akpan, Orders Fresh Election by Axis313(m): 6:37am On Jan 28, 2023
PDP can't stomach defection from its fold,but can accept serving elected politicians into their party.See how quick they are in suing the man after defecting to an unknown party.
Nigerian politicians are hypocrites.
PoliticsRe: NATA Members Endorse Tinubu And Sanwo-Olu, Display PVCs by Axis313(m): 6:19am On Jan 28, 2023
Nice move.
No question about it,Jagaban is the next president of the Federal Republic of Nigeria.
RomanceRe: Gay Couple: Nigerian Man Shares What He Saw After Relocating To The UK by Axis313(m): 9:09pm On Jan 26, 2023
Maysdevices:
Build a functioning society with your fellow black men or shut your crap about people a million times more advanced than you.


Also, don’t go to their countries. Stay and build your own.It’s not hard
Once again,it's so disgusting.
And I don't remember saying I want to go to those morally sick countries for greener pastures,I am already self made here and satisfied with what I have.
So shut your crap.
PoliticsRe: Cost Of Non-Returning Lawmakers Heavy For Democracy — Lawan, Senate President by Axis313(m): 8:18am On Jan 26, 2023
mignone:
Lawmakers should also have their jobs and be paid only sitting allowances and not placed on monthly salaries&other allowances.
Exactly,I forgot to mention that,thank sis.
RomanceRe: Gay Couple: Nigerian Man Shares What He Saw After Relocating To The UK by Axis313(m): 7:30am On Jan 26, 2023
So disgusting,and people around there see it as normal,such a morally backward society.
They just wan reduce world population by force.
PoliticsRe: Cost Of Non-Returning Lawmakers Heavy For Democracy — Lawan, Senate President by Axis313(m):
Cost of governance in Nigeria is one of the highest in the world,instead of having two federal legislative Houses,it should be only one,allowances should also be reduced to the barest minimum.
Also the numbers of the PAs serving our public office holders are too much,imagine one politician having like 100 personal assistants and each p.a having his or her own team of PAs,all paid for from public treasury.
Now this is another one,paying off non-returning legislators at federal and state levels will have damaging impact on the country's meager finances,thereby leaving little funds for developmental projects.
Nigeria needs a real restructuring.
CrimeRe: Two Nigerian Nationals Arrested In India For Online Fraud by Axis313(m): 6:40am On Jan 26, 2023
grin
These ones are Proudly Obidients.
RomanceRe: I Need A Nympho To Date For Marriage by Axis313(m): 9:01pm On Jan 25, 2023
Preshieben:
If you mean someone who can comfortably knack 5-6 times a day..
Even during period,

Slide into my Dm
🤣🤣🤣
You sha wan kill this man,I am sure by the time you finished with him,na only him head people go use to dey identify him and na only breeze go dey carry am,and na only one breath go remain for him mouth.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: I'm Willing To Borrow Someone 300k As Long As You Get Me Legal Assurance by Axis313(m): 6:45pm On Jan 25, 2023
Centurion101:
So Long story Short I've got like 300-350k excess more than I currently have budgeted to keep me going for this year.
I'm a kind of person that will just blow this money on useless things like pills and booze if it's still in my account, unless I actually get something valuable, Money is not easy to make and I will hate wasting this money on crap and that is exactly what is going to happen in a month or two if the money is still with me, I've tried buying phones or laptops but I have two of those already and it really doesn't make any sense. I'm not really into fashion so clothing is not an option.
So I thought well Maybe if I could borrow someone and the person returns it like 2 years after then the money would still be untouched then and I wouldn't have wasted it on crap.
You must have legal backing though so I know who to arrest if I don't get my money back, I'm interested in only one person and the amount is 300k, you're going to pay 5% more to me, so you're going to return 315k to me in a year or two. I think that's more than fair
Guy,put your money in fixed deposit.
PoliticsCan This Happen In Nigeria? by Axis313(op): 10:40am On Jan 22, 2023
Few days ago ago UK prime minister Rishi Sunak was fined by the UK police for not wearing seatbelt,and I am just wondering if such can happen to those in position of authority in this country by the law enforcement officers.
For now the answer is no,Nigeria really has a very long way to go.

Foreign AffairsRe: Russia: Apocalypse Underwater Drones That Can Trigger ‘radioactive Tsunami' by Axis313(m): 9:34am On Jan 19, 2023
If this is true,then las las na humans go destroy this earth,you guys are fighting yourselves doesn't mean the lives inside the oceans should also be affected.
Fighting on land never do you,you wan take am to the waters,thereby endangering oceanic lives with "oceanic torpedoes" abi?Continue.
PoliticsRe: NNPP Senatorial, House Of Reps Candidates In Zamfara Join APC by Axis313(m): 3:47pm On Jan 18, 2023
shocked
In a whole state?Definitely a lot of horse trading is going on behind the scene in the northern political scene,and there's going to be some major shocking events in the nearest future leading to the election.
My observation though.
Christianity EtcRe: "Shame To You" - Pastor Blasts Members For 'giving God N100 As Offering' (video) by Axis313(m):
Salvation is not free anymore.
Imagine what is coming from the mouth of the so called man of God.
It's the same God that created those giving bigger offerings who created the ones giving 100 naira,at least they are giving the church something as offering out of their sweat,he shouldn't push them to engage in illegal activities to please him.
It might be a surprise that some of those giving 100 naira offerings have more better rewards with their Creator than those giving bigger offerings because their sources of income might be cleaner than those who gave bigger offerings/tithes.
RomanceRe: 10 Reasons Men Find It Hard Marrying A Single Mum!!! by Axis313(m): 9:15am On Jan 17, 2023
@zedegit,you have a very valid point,but what if the single mom is a widow?
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Is Going On Here (Graphic Pictures) by Axis313(m): 4:32am On Jan 15, 2023
I think it's the handwork of human traffickers.

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