₦airaland Forum

smat101:
Yesterday my Youngest sister chatted me up for financial help, I felt bad cos I don't have at the moment, but decided to give her all I had, Despite being a very small amount, She prayed for me as if I gave her 1 million...
May GOD continue to provide for all us to help our loved ones when in need... AMEN.

Those are the ones that will appreciate your kind gesture.I am 100% sure that if na one girlfriend you send that money to,na insult go follow am.

Stupid idiotic simp.
How can a grown up,so-called enlightened man kneel down in public before a lady to propose marriage
In fact,I feel like slapping him sef.

Switinthemiddle:
Hello people... I noticed like two of this irritating bedbugs about two days ago and i thought it was just a coincidence as i happen to rear a dog as a pet... But i happened to spot like 4 others yesterday to my shock cause i happen to stay in a clean environment and i have read here about how people had to dispose of their entire furnitures because of these pests and i'm scared.

Please any info of how to totally clear them off my house.

Op this is the one I used that worked for me after I have tried many expensive insecticides and other methods,the adults will died but their eggs were resilient,and after like a week I will discover new ones.
Frustration sets in,and I was lucky when someone recommended this solution for me,since then,I never see them for my house.
Kerosene(depends on the quantity you desired).
Detergent.
Salt.
Lastly,water.
Mixed everything together and sprinkle it into the affected parts.
Just try it.
The kerosene and detergent will kill the adult bugs while the salt will destroy the eggs.

That is python,and it is non-venomous.
The dude just finished his dinner and that's why it's movement is sluggish.

Ably supported by the evil West.
Of course nothing is wrong with that according to their resident slaves on nairaland.
If you criticize their notorious actions,you will instantly be labeled anti-semitic and terrorist.

She no even fine sef.
I wonder which goat find this baby chimpanzee attractive.
But then,konji na real bastard.

yungpowers:
I know Aketi, who's the first man from the left?

That is Ajimobi,the immediate past governor of Oyo state.
He is late now.

Seems like all those protests are for nothing.

Those that their country can't produce bicycle will soon come here to insult Iran.
Terrible sort of people.

This one will just kill himself.
Our body os just like an engine,when we are not sleeping,the engine will be running,sleeping makes the engine to cool of and re-energize itself.
But denying yourself sleep for a long time will make the engine(body system) to overheat and can be dangerous for the body.

Sapasenator:
Old things are passed away nau, all his criminal records wiped off with no jail time. Wonder why crime is lucrative in Nigeria when I can become a celebrity pastor tomorrow.

Lol.
I was listening to one program on radio on Wednesday night,and this presenter invited the said man to his program to tell "Nigerians" about his life journey from his birth,through his criminal sojourn and eventual "salvation" and encounter with Jesus.
If you see the way people are calling in,calling him "daddy",asking him to pray for them.I just shake my head.
The presenter claimed that it took him six years to convince the man of God to accept to grace his radio program,and all the story of the life of the pastor will take like there weeks to finish,beginning from last week.
I always marvel at the way God created Nigerians.

Smartcitizen:
Yoruba people are funny.

After committing crimes and killing people they will claim evangelist at the end.


YEYE dey smell!


🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

It can only happen in an over religious,bigot infested country like Nigeria.
A criminal turned pastor instantly become a celebrity.

Melagros:
COMRADES, who amongst these legislative leaders has/ had tried for us? Is it
David Mark?
Bukola Saraki?
Ahmed Lawan? Or
Godswill Akpabio?
Some analysts may argue that Akpabio is just a year on the saddle, if I may ask, what are his achievements so far?

Op,if you add Okadigbo,I will pick him.
Baba show Obasanjo shege in his first term,only to be impeached by the presidency through the senate.

motymop:
You are easily deceived by fake news.

The killer isn't a Muslim but a 17 years old British born black christian boy

His parents are immigrants from Rwanda

He and his fellow bigots are incurably myopic

I preferred the chaste and morally pure east than the demonic and immoral West.

Casinos and other gambling platforms are designed to take your money,even if you won at all,especially huge Sims of money,they will still look for an excuse not to pay you.

tctrills:
Unlike you the Hamas slave, I am no slave.
And unlike Hamas, Israel believes in the rule of law. That's why they exposed their own soldiers for bad behavior.
Israel is not Nigeria nor Hamas. It's a free country and free people like us support them. But slave like you will always support slavery because you were born a slave and your fathers before you were born into bondage so you can never appreciate freedom.

Your apartheid isra-hell believes on "rule of law" yet they cannot allow the Palestinians to have independence.
I don't blame you,you know nothing about international politics,you don't know the genesis of the crisis between the Zionists and the Palestinians,you and ignoramuses like you always view the Mideast conflict through religious perspective and what your pastors tell you.
You guys cannot think for yourselves except what your pastors told you to do or say.
I am on the side of justice,so long as the devilish isra-hell continues to oppress innocent Palestinians,they cannot expect Palestinians to give them peace of mind.

AbuTwins:
Christians over to you!

Don't mention us o!

The idiots are already dragging Muslims into it.
They cannot enjoy their lives except they mention Muslims or Islam.

tctrills:
Fool
Please list five similar cases that were swept under the carpet.
You think Israel is Nigeria that swept Lekki killing under the carpet? You are a slave to a failed system..
You are living the life of a cursed person and you feel the rest of the world is doing the same.

I am very sure when they punish them they will let you know personally.
As an isra-hell slave,you will always defend your slave masters.

His people on nairaland will find ways to blame and drag Yorubas into this evil committed by their brother.

tctrills:
Hamas slave spotted.
Idiots who don't read beyond the first paragraph wouldn't know that the soldiers were arrested by the Israeli gov and would face the law. Israel remains a nation of law and order, unlike Nigeria and Gaza.

Another stupid slowpoke israhell slave spotted.
For your information,I read the whole article and I know they were arrested,but as usual the case will be swept under the carpet.

Those Zionists animals in human skin.
As usual their resident slaves in Nigeria will come to their defense.

In a poll conducted by Fox News,a pro Trump media outlet.
Na was o.

Dumb post.
And the op is dumber than his post.

AbuTwins:


I wonder what Muslims have to do with this!

I wonder o.
I know those ignoramuses will find a way to drag Islam into this.They are afraid of the gays but they can insult Islam that have nothing to do with this.

Lol.
They tried.

It still won't stop some SA people to exhibit their xenophobia against law abiding Nigerians.

Nice one.
"Desperado" Trump nairaland resident supporters will soon come to say the $1.8m belongs to Biden.

Some people will be sorely disappointed with this news.
As expected,insults will started flying left,right and center.

Sincerely I don't understand the logic behind producing crude oil,exporting it out and use the money gained from the sale to import refined products like diesel,petroleum etc at exorbitant prices instead of local refining.
So long our local refineries are not working,any substandard petroleum products wey we see make we take am like that.

Which advice e dey seek.
If he no see the red flag,na him sabi.
If he no dump the hoe make I know wetin cause am.Otherwise,na premium tears dey load for am.

Some people will be saddened by this news.
All they want is to wish chaos upon chaos on the country because of their hatred for the current administration.
I won't be surprised if they accuse the gospel ministers of taking bribe from Tinubu.