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HealthRe: 10 Effective Ways To Cure Hiccups by Axis313(m): 1:24pm On Dec 28, 2022
Johnfavour:
Nice one. Cant wait to be on FP
grin
Of course,you are on front page 8 years later,congratulation.
Indeed,God never forget anyone.
HealthRe: 10 Effective Ways To Cure Hiccups by Axis313(m): 1:14pm On Dec 28, 2022
Ah!Imagine 2014 topic gracing the front page 8 years later.
Infact,this thread is older than Buhari's government.
@ the topic,nice one op,this is informative.
CrimeRe: Thief Caught And Made To Dance To Avoid Mob Action On Him (pics/video) by Axis313(m):
Ghanians sef,if na Nigeria now,na "wait and get" justice dem go dispense for am,no time for one stupid dancing.
But I never know say dem dey speak pidgin for Ghana o,abi no be pidgin I dey hear so?
FamilyRe: Family Members Of Asoma Banda Clash Over His Wealth In Hospital by Axis313(m): 10:46am On Dec 19, 2022
Blessedmercy8:
I'm telling you. It's so pathetic.

All they are after is his properties. Non is even praying for him not to die.

nlfpmod.
Very true.
And na only him go account before his Creator how he accumulated those wealth,and get judged accordingly.
PoliticsRe: Either We Win, Or The World Will Be Destroyed: Alexander Dugin by Axis313(m): 2:10am On Dec 17, 2022
Proudlyomonna:
It is animals like dat efulefu and people like Emergingnation3, Igboslayer etc that pollutes this Forum.
I will never stop to wonder what this animals gain from spreading Tribal hate here,do dey pay them huh
The bastards will see a thread with sweet potato as topic,they will still find ways to turn the thread into their senseless tribal gbasgbos,I wonder why God even created such nonentities as Humans,them for just be Onugbu,make I take them dey cook my favorite ofe Onugbu grin they don't deserve to be human at all grin.
Lol
PoliticsRe: Either We Win, Or The World Will Be Destroyed: Alexander Dugin by Axis313(m): 10:03am On Dec 16, 2022
Proudlyomonna:
It will never be well with you if you are writing this nonsense claiming to be Igbo,just mark it somewhere grin
Igbo is not in any senseless tribal hate or gbasgbos with any tribe,all we do is go out there and do our businesses peacefully adding commercial and socio-economical value to wherever our we set our foot.
Shun Tribal Bigotry.
Guy,haba na!You too dey vex o,@ that image,that's an overkill.
Please,forgive am.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: United Kingdom Begins Process For Recruiting Nigerian Teachers by Axis313(m): 2:02pm On Dec 15, 2022
They are not satisfied with the brain drain committed on our doctors,now it's the turn of the teachers.
It's not their fault,na the idiots in the country's leadership cause am.
PoliticsRe: 2023: I Would Have Arrested Peter Obi - El-Rufai by Axis313(m): 5:21am On Dec 13, 2022
idrisshinkafi:
may God provide such opportunity to me !!! na rantse, if I were you should arrest him even for a day.
Good morning sir,i was informed by nairaland I have an email msg from you,that email is not working anymore.You can contact me via my new email axisola313@gmail.com.
Thanks.
CelebritiesRe: Cynthia Okereke’s Bank Account Cleared – AGN President by Axis313(m): 5:19am On Dec 13, 2022
uphena:
Nwanimo abeg I need this gif.
How do I get it
I mean this frog?
Biko nwa nna.
Good morning,that email is not working anymore.You can contact me via my new email axisola313@gmail.com.
Thanks.
CrimeRe: Where Is That One Place They Would Never Find You In (No.1 Will Shock You) by Axis313(m): 4:03pm On Dec 12, 2022
Churches a.k.a fraud/business centers.
CelebritiesRe: Heavily Pregnant Woman Undergo Chemical Bleaching From Dark Skin To White Skin by Axis313(m): 3:08pm On Dec 12, 2022
Inferiority complex at it's peak.
PropertiesRe: I Want To Buy A Land In Abuja But A Friend Is Advising I Wait After Election by Axis313(m): 8:25am On Dec 12, 2022
This is election season,and the politicians are ready to spend anything to get whatever they want.Properties included landed ones' cost will be very high now due to the current electioneering activities,not only in Abuja but in most urban areas in the country.
So it's best to wait till after the election.
PoliticsRe: APC Women Presidential Campaign In Maiduguri For Tinubu/shettima (photos) by Axis313(m): 6:46pm On Dec 11, 2022
Children of hate will soon come out of their hiding place to shout that they are paid or forced to attend.
They are so predictable.
CelebritiesBeing Busty,A Blessing - Skit Maker. by Axis313(op):
A skit maker and actress, Aluko Gold, a.k.a Diva Gold, has said that having big boobs were God’s blessing to her.

She told Saturday Beats, “Being busty is a blessing. God’s blessing can’t be a disadvantage. I should be grateful. I have what many women want.”

Urging women in abusive marriages to leave and save their lives, she said, “Such women should leave before they lose their lives. This applies to men too. Walk away alive for your sanity and for the sake of your kids, if you have any.”

Asked if an actor had ever been aroused while acting an intimate scene with her, she said, “Does it really happen? No, I haven’t experienced it. I have had the opportunity to work with professional actors.”

On if she could cope with a rich man who cheats on her, Gold said, “Are we going to be cheating on each other? If we are, then that’s fine. But if we are not, I am sorry I am not too moved by money. My mental health comes first. I will rather date a random guy who is faithful.”

https://punchng.com/being-busty-a-blessing-diva-gold/

CrimeRe: Pastor Delivered From Ritual Kidnappers, Says God Of Solution Ground Saved Him by Axis313(m): 8:35pm On Dec 09, 2022
DJ Y-K.
CrimeRe: Yahoo Plus: My Money Ritual Attempt by Axis313(m): 8:22am On Dec 09, 2022
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22o62021:
[b]The manipulations and the ritual process

Inside the compound close to the gate is a circle that people throw money into. 1000 and 500 naira notes .He asked me to drop 1000 naira note there which I did. We got into his first shrine and he asked me to pay 1000 again, my cousin paid. I looked at the banner inside the shrine and I saw lists of things you can do there such as
DO AS I SAY
QUICK MONEY
and others. Each one has a price tag. He asked which one I came , I told him Yahoo that I want to tie a client . He said he has not done things for Yahoo boys but he can do it. He consulted his gods and they told him that my client will pay me money that I will scream and I should be careful if the money comes that I may run mad if I see the amount that will come. He said that I will be dropping 10% for him anytime my client pays me, I agreed to that. He asked me the state I came back from, I told him and he said ah that they have more powerful native doctors in that state too.
I saw pictures of him and the most powerful native doctor in Enugu state the legendary ONUWA aka THE KING OF SATAN( The man with 58 wives). He told me it's his father but I knew that he was lying cos I know the residence of king of Satan and he has a different surname with him. My cousin said he is not the biological father but his master .

After telling me what his gods told him, he asked me to get a bucket outside, I did that. There is a native pot inside the shrine. Let me make a description of what is inside the shrine.
A statue of a woman with a snake wrapped around her neck, old rusty cutlass, sacrificial bloods sprinkled around everything there.
He asked me to pay 270k for my work, I smiled, my cousin told him that we don't have such amount, he asked how much I have, I told him that I need to discuss outside with my cousin. I went outside with him and told him that I don't have such amount, he said I should tell the native doctor that I have only 5000 naira to give him, from 270k to 5k. We got inside and I told him that I have only 10k to give me that if my client pay I will reward him. He said he can't do it like that that I should pay 100k. My cousin stood up and told him that we will come back. We went outside and he called us back inside. He said he will help me cos my cousin is his friend, he asked me to fetch water from the native pot inside the shrine, he said I should use left hand to fetch water with a cup four times and pour it inside the bucket.
I did that and he told me to place the bucket under sun. It was around 8:30am. He said that he will start work by 11 am and that is when I will bath with the water. He called me back inside the shrine for the first ritual.
He brought out a cutlass and asked me to turn my back, my cousin said I should stand strong. The native doctor wiped my back with a cutlass twice, I nearly cried , he said this boy you strong oo but inside of me I was feeling pains. He asked me to go outside and place my iPhone directly to sunlight, it was last 9 am and my cousin told him that we have to leave because he need to be at his shop, the native doctor told him to go without me cos I will need to bath with the water by 11 am.
My cousin told him no that we will come back together in the evening. He allowed us to leave.

On our way home, I asked my cousin about the quick money, he told me that it works so well but I should not attempt it. He said he is a regular there and he has seen how it works. After you pay 270k , he will perform rituals for you and in 4 days 20 million will appear in your room . I doubted him until when we came back in the evening and I saw with my eyes.

Stay tuned cos the rituals is about to start.
grin
Lol.
EducationRe: The Story The King Of Land Grabbers : Jimoh Ishola Aka Eji Gbadero by Axis313(m): 8:15am On Dec 06, 2022
He is originally from Ibadan,I wonder why Ibadan people are so militant in nature.
CultureRe: 3 Young Women Who Are Virgins Initiated Into Womanhood In Rivers State (Photos) by Axis313(m):
That girl in the middle is the prettiest among them,if she is indeed a virgin,it is commendable on her part,in spite of all the temptation wey full country now.
I hope that nairalander @jeromestarks advising men to marry only virgins will see this,I wan see his reaction.
BusinessRe: What I Ordered VS What Jumia Delivered by Axis313(m):
Lol,sorry op,but I am still wondering the gravity of jumia's offense that warranted putting this in crime section.
EducationRe: AAUA Students Dressed As Bandits Storm Class For A Presentation On Terrorism by Axis313(m): 1:33pm On Dec 05, 2022
Zonefree:
They can't be so foolish to dress that way from home.
Lol,except they are possessed by spirit of madness.
EducationRe: AAUA Students Dressed As Bandits Storm Class For A Presentation On Terrorism by Axis313(m):
angry
Thank God they didn't meet soldiers or other law enforcement officers on their way,they will be singing different tune by now,either here or in the great beyond.
BusinessRe: I Cant Believe I Am Surviving With POS by Axis313(m): 10:08am On Dec 05, 2022
Goodmarlian:
Last year frustsrate me no be small,i saw hell even though i had 150k earlier last year i still failed not until my elder sister gave me 20k and i had 35k i got a good idea one Night after long thinking, i used my remaing 15k to buy pos machine and used the other 20k for cash,i used my phone sim for the first day to suscribe on the machine.

i dont have a pos stand from the begining till date what i did was to go to a popular canteen in my school stand close to a womans shop i know so very well, then i ask everybody passing if they want to withdraw or send,i do this continiously from 7am to 7pm and guess what,i make up to 3k daily what i do is eat with 1500 and save the rest to boost my cash,those that were discouraging and laughing at me now envy me but God pass them.
Chai!Nigerians dey hustle,only if we have good leaders,Nigeria would have been an ideal and exemplary country.
RomanceRe: My Experience With Agbaduu (black Mamba) Today by Axis313(m): 6:53am On Dec 03, 2022
Dashlish12:
Smile; And Ooka is called What Please? cry
Oka is viper,shebe is cobra,paramole is puff adder,eree is python.
Foreign AffairsRe: Lawmakers Exchange Blows In Senegal’s Parliament by Axis313(m): 8:08am On Dec 02, 2022
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CrimeRe: Male Staff ‘grabs' Female Colleague’s Boobs While Separating Fight (video) by Axis313(m): 7:16am On Nov 30, 2022
grin
Chai!Tapping current and fondlling the twins in the name of separating fight.
CelebritiesRe: U.K Choreographer Cocainna Treats Mayorkun To Surprise Romantic Dinner by Axis313(m): 3:33pm On Nov 29, 2022
Op you mean cocaine,abi which kind name be this,cocaina?
RomanceRe: I Lost Interest In Women and Sex After Seeing This.. by Axis313(m): 9:49am On Nov 29, 2022
Goodmarlian:
Imagine i went to a pharmacy to get some stuff i needed,unfortunately i was pressed and decided to use the plaza toilet omo to my surprise i saw a bloodsoaked menstrual pad dropped besided the WC probably by a careless lady i immediately felt irritated couldnt even use the toilet anymore since then i have lost interest in women since 7 days now the pixture of that pads appears in my whenever i talk to a girl i just wish its temporary.
Some people are careless,she no even fear make the thing no enter the hands of ritualists.
PoliticsRe: Adeleke Sacks 12,000 Workers, Dethrones Three Monarchs by Axis313(m): 3:10am On Nov 29, 2022
Oddfinder01:
By ur comments, we know you.
Urchins
By saying the truth someone is an urchin in your little brain abi?,only daft people like you will not see that Adeleke is a disaster waiting to happen in Osun state with this initial first wrong step he take.
PoliticsRe: Adeleke Sacks 12,000 Workers, Dethrones Three Monarchs by Axis313(m): 5:10pm On Nov 28, 2022
buckeyemedia:
You too get mouth. Adeleke will empty the treasury grin
Sincerely,Osun people don't know what they signed up for.Oyetola is far more civil and cool headed than this one.
Osun people,sorry in advance.
Christianity EtcRe: Before Your Son Brings Another Son As His Wife, Wake Up - Bishop Oyedepo by Axis313(m):
I still can't wrap my head around it,as in how can a man like me find my fellow man attractive,yuck!
The idiots will marry themselves and will be looking to adopt children born by straight people,if everyone are homos like them where will they find children to adopt.
Wierd people.
CrimeRe: 29-year-old Lady Arrested With Teenager For Armed Robbery by Axis313(m): 8:11pm On Nov 27, 2022
Chioma Okafor and Nweke Joshua,hmm,I won't say a thing,but all of know their region of origin.
Awon omo atoko wa baleje gbogbo,developers indeed.
SportsRe: England Team Kneels Before Kickoff, But Look At What Team USA Did Instead by Axis313(m): 8:02pm On Nov 27, 2022
angry
Both of them are hypocrites,those that take the knees and those that don't.
At least,the US team shows the world they don't give a hoot about the knee thing,while the English team keep taking the knees,even though within themselves in their heart,they don't care about blacks.

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