₦airaland Forum

homosapien:
To the best of my understanding, lasri is just like a driver's license issued by only Lagos State government. And it doesn't cost more than a thousand naira to collect, just that you have to spend the whole day.

yes o...my Oga ran away...he had done it before but our company driver lost it

onstelly:
Combination of my English and Igbo name

oh you're Igbo....the merrier...i can deduce your English name is Stella, maybe your Ibo name is Onyinyechi or Onyedikachi...am i right?

My story

my boss owns a truck we use for work...he has complete papers except LASRI....(whatever that means) well we were going to the factorx to buy materials...my boss was driving and as we were approaching a bend na so we jam the guys in white...boss first divert enter filling station and started looking for escape tactics...(smart guy) well he took the way he came and ran one way till we got to a diversion and then he enter street...i just dey shout JAGABAN... Over that same Lasri shii we have paid 11k before and the dude was determined not to pay a dime...he did the papers before but it got lost...if to say those guys catch us that day...na die we dey

To think i almost bought Injoo max 2....thank you OP *picks my slippers and runs away

onstelly:
Amen

is Onstelly your real name?....i like adresing people by their names

onstelly:
Choi
Repent oh
Happy new week

thanks ma'am...may this new week be good for all of us

onstelly:
Hmmmm But why

i dont know...i was more interested in charging my phone

*pays for this land


*MODIFIED


11) THEY DONT COME WITH BIBLE: these guys will just come to church with their phones and when they spot a fine chick, they pocket the phone and run along cos those armpit size bibles will be a source of hindrance to them because of the weight and bulk


12) THEY ARE ALWAYS SELF-CONCIOUS: You see them always checking their shoes, glasses, hair to check if they are on point and presentable...if allowed they can even carry make-up kit like the ladies...SMH


MAKE UNA REPENT O

onstelly:
Very fine dear Urs nko

It was rich...just didnt pay enough attention

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onstelly:
Oh so sorry bout that

thanks...its over now...i'l go and confront my demons on monday...how was service today

Explorers:
86-year-old Sumiteru Taniguchi was just 16 years old when the bomb devastated his city.
Sumiteru's body still bears the scars of the horrific attack. Speaking to the Associated Press, he recalled how he was out on his job as a delivery boy when he was thrown from his bicycle by the blast. Stunned, he wandered in a daze for three days, unable to process the event or his injuries. He was conscious that he could feel fabric-like rags hanging from his back, he later found out that it was his flesh-ripped from his body and dangling from his shoulders. Sumeriteru's back was badly damaged, requiring him to lie on his stomach for 21 months in hospital. He was taken to a hospital, where he lay on his stomach for 21 months whilst the wounds on his arms and back were tended to.



http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/asia/nagasaki-hiroshima-70-anniversary-atom-bomb-survivor-show-effects-of-nuclear-10446573.html

holy zechariah...what is this? Chai...the evil that men do

Explorers:
Brighter than a thousand suns: Eyes that have seen a nuclear blast. That's what surviving victims of the atomic bombings of Hiroshima and Nagasaki. These eyes have seen a nuclear blast and it’s been the last thing they’ve seen. After the image of that bright flash of light, there has been nothing. The girl lived in Hiroshima when war criminals threw an atomic bomb on the civiliansthere. The photo was taken in 1963 so the girl lived with her corneas burned for at least 18 years.

now this wasn't fair

War has never benefitted anybody...just weapon manufactures and suppliers...some of the news are disturbing

onstelly:
Hectic and yours

today is gradually becoming one of the worst days of my life...it should not just get worse...that's my prayer

CaroLyner:
havent logged in there.

okay...hope you've settled well in school

CaroLyner:
Am just playing oh .lol am great.....school's great too

okay then...but you stopped replying my mails

CaroLyner:
people that attack your post like raving bulldog
i pay them back in their own coin anyway

i noticed...you weren't this agressive but now you just dish to others with their own spoon...dont let em get to you...how are you BTW

onstelly:
Don't even have strength oh
Am good n u

i swear i dont even have power to shout...i'm okay...how was your day

onstelly:
Cos you don't have to tell me not to mention you whereas you did that to me in the first place
And I was on my own oh

beht you shoulda just obeyed the warning...anyway i'm not here to fight....i am Confidence...how are you

onstelly:
Hmmmm but you just mentioned me Why

Beht you saw my warning na...why did you disregard it

galadima77:
Not to talk of kwarfing on that bed!

lol that one no just work at all

Nigerians been looking for ways to scam each other since 1914 A.D....everybody is just blaming every fvrking shii on dollar...poor innocent dollar....issorite

One can only go hungry if he chooses to...this young man knows that there is nothing for him from the government so he takes his life up by himself...this might just be the call that Baba God will use to connect him...for all the graduates and lazy men in the house who have no job...keep looking you hear...dont take your life into your hands and we'll see when you grow old and miserable...keep fighting E-wars here.....e ma lo wa ise se oooo...e duro nbe

Nice room...but the sound of nylon bags everywhere...plus that bed will be making noise when person wan sleep.

Hehehehehehehe...2019 election will be a no brainer...all other parties would be shouting CHANGE that time....then the CHANGE mantra would have boomeranged...i had a good laugh tho

Boring Boring man u...if na chelsea or arsenal get match, before kick off thread don enter 5 pages....man u to lose today....and ja forever....i can never have mercy on them

Where is MrsPhyno

From the first paragraph...my mind said you should keep that Ibadan job...it has potential even though its still a work in progress...and as for staying with your brother in Lagos...its not a good idea...una go just see una self finish...you too should look for innovations yourself...it'll help

Okay OP...Let me give you other assignments...oya diagnose the following: preetythicksme , estharfabian , sickstars , mynd1 , onstelly etc...nobody should mention me o.

Hahahahahahahahahaha....Oga Seun please give us that Rotfl emoticon for real mehn....next time na she go come e gate come wait for am

Uhm...i know some people with sweet voices and even sweeter faces....

1) Lady O Mary of Radio Continental Lagos: now you need to hear this lady's voice...it sounds like music to the ears...her laugh is so sweet to hear and shes so fine facially gaddemmit... I have a crush on her


2) My Sweedy: actually i fell in love with the person, then the face and fimally the voice


3) ME: nobody should argue with me...i be fine boy...i get better baritone...leave am like that....*bows out.