₦airaland Forum

as the first poster said...go and read your Ali and Simbi cos your written English is so so off the mark....and you say you are a good girl but you gave him your mimi to suck like feeding bottle shey...good girl my ass

dudes just dey crush on Simi anyhow...na so one of my guys just go dey dream mumu dream say she come e house and elshe freestyle for am...I just tire for that boy

fweshiemissy:
Ayamconfidence, thanks for yesterday, you do well

Jahbless sis....please have you seen Monalisa185 recently

wow....so good

I just dey pass ooo...I no get anything to say...na something carry me come...una grab na

obiorathesubtle:
2 million dumb topics


500,000 completely dumb topics

250,000 very insanely dumb topics

250,000 useful topics

That's how the 3 million was spent.

bros take it easy ooo

Smellymouth:
Timsonpreye, where is your "size?"

boss Wetin happen...I dey sleep dey wake for your diary yet no show...abeg make you sharply come update ooo...if you still see Obiorathesubtle abeg epp me pass the same message to am...tanchu sah

lmai...I just dey imagine the kind vex and tears on the girls face
the girl be like

lalasticlala oooo...no vex ooo but your name just dey sweet me today

ClassCaptain:
This is waht is wrong with we ladies..

Some at times we luff a man tho e had not make sense, we still cling to it as it always sweet our soul..

Sad

ehen classcaptain....when you switch... na wa ooo

Did Mugabe really say all that....dyammm.. lalasticlala

make I book space just in case

I vote Iamkingzlee
cc NlJega

abbeyboy2o15:
because calling me that is scaring me away from you self .

better run from me guy

abbeyboy2o15:
is just too expensive am a man maybe you are a man too.

man

abbeyboy2o15:
woman where am a man please dont change my gender i use God to beg you your joke is too expensive.

how much is it

abbeyboy2o15:
i dont have wahala it is just a question that i ask not here to fight or rant.

why you wan know you be woman??

abbeyboy2o15:
Alway watching are you a watchman or moon siter.

abeg I no get power this early momo

make I just dey watch

Raydos:
The First Pix Is Deadly, I Just Wish Nigerian Policewoman Are Like That

I go just enlist tomorrow

all this food just for welcome party God don answer me ooo

I vote IamKingzlee
cc NlJega

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I see some guys here and I just try to imagine them in the real world...so pained, bitter and evil hearted.. I like Sandoski a lot...after Smellymouth, she was the best registered moniker I knew...then all of a sudden one fvcking mofo from the pits of hell came to spoil her image just to gain cheap attention... he has it now...he's happy...he is just a bloody fool...I don't even know his moniker I woulda mentioned him...he turns out to be irrelevant that's why nobody gives a rat's scrotum about him...he has crawled back to his hell hole...I hope he has a swell time in his obscure existence

and as for whoever made mimzy deactivate.... my condolences to you sad a**hole....just keep fooling around at your age ....I'm out

Name:
Confidence

Nickname:
AyamConfidence

Age:
born in the 90s

Sex:
(m) but (f) trending

Hobby:
omo na browsing sure pass...then talking

Marital status:
single and happy (for now)

Favourite food:
shawarma and soup....na lie ooo...fufu and egusi soup

Favourite colour:
blue...its masculine

Favourite sport:
football....up Chelsea

Favourite movie:
George of the Jungle...love it any day

Favourite music: dorobucci

Cartoon or movies:
movies ooo

Bluez or hip hop:
hip hop...rap sha

Android or Apple?:
android ni ooooo

Likes:
food, data, women, money, God, my phone

Dislikes:
noise...fvck...drives me insane

What's the craziest thing you have ever done?:
coming down from a 2 storey building roof with just a stick as support... I had no choice tho

What's the craziest thing you are yet to do?
slap soldier... body dey catch me

Most embarrassing moment:
i know how to cover up all that shii so ion have

Happiest moment:
coming up soon

Saddest moment:
I'm a happy person... ain't got time for sadness

Biggest goal:
to be counted worthy of God's undeserved kindness forever

Nairaland crush:
CaroLyner...always is

Nairaland bestie/friend/paddy:
i just like Smellymouth

One person on nairaland that annoys u:
one mumu that quoted me today

What's your definition of love?
1 Corinthians 13: 4-8

books space

NairalandEFCC1:
i don catch you

make I dey watch una 2 first

If we all can follow the Golden Rule and do to others what we would like to be done to us....the world will surely be a better place...will that mofo of a man be happy if someone does the same to his sister?? well...lemme just keep quiet