₦airaland Forum

good to see you have a sense of humor...were gonna get along nice... lol

well seems like the noble somali has taken on all of nairaland. while still not comprimising my sense of humor.

andrewza: And i read milltary reports. It is still a civil war even if a small scale one.

well dont bet your money on it next time your at the water cooler.

ak47mann: my friend your country is fuccked,even your children have no future in Somalia,most of you have ugly big fore heads and some big teeth fighting to jump out from your stinking mouth,Arab monkeys,cant talk properly,full of anger,as i said your girls behave when ever they are with me....one crazy somalian bitccch she tall and beautiful,freaky in bed too, but you know naaa? that smell is inbuild in your DNA anyway the bitccch was hanging with my friend i meet her through him when she saw me she started torching my hair saying i was sitting my friend didn't find it funny to cut the story small a week later i fucced her one night stand and dump her asss.She called me so many time i didn't answer she now thought my friend had his hand in it she went to his house and smash up his car screens, you people are naturally crazy and stupidd i swear

obviously this is one of the more deranged and demented users of nairaland...i will choose to ignore him...his behavior and mental dillusions in no way is a representation of the users of this site...because the majority of the people here know better than to claim having slept with four somali women. But i see somali women are still a sighn of social mobility for some.

no because somalis have historically lived in northern kenya..all of djibouti and half of ethiopia...so no...dont you find it embaresing your forefathers at the first sight of europeans sold their people to them.

loool...excatly this is an insurgency because they dont have army...the u.s. is hunting them with drones...the civilian population isnt fighting the government its a couple haundred guys...but i think you may know my country better than me...after all i do is just talk to my relatives back home every week who know whats going on.

boo boo...am a diffrent person that eyla....anyway....whats this fuzz about somali people...people showed me some links on somalinet about how you guys were commmenting about our dna and hair...even showed pics of somali girls for somalinet....very disturbing, and obsessive behavior....

well according to the usa government its an insurgency...not an all out war of civillians killing other...its alshabaab and the federal government...how is that civil war? sheesh...

ak47mann: you are a fool you think i can drive myself to Somalian neighborhood?you guys are the lowest class in UK you are nothing but refugees and live on government hand out breed too many kids to get bigger house from council but all these goodish has stop because you refugees are coming to UK and abusing our system,your people behaves like animals,even the girls just that the ones i banged cannot pull that barbaric act around AK,and i don't have a big nose, i can swear on my life,all those somalis girls i fuccked brought their puzzy to me i didn't go for them initially.

i don't look pure African some people mistake me as Afro Caribbean,when i was in uni other black students dont really date you people especially our black girls,you guys are disgracing Africans,look at your country breeding alshabaab and AQD,as i said before only Mona my Somalian ex is different she hate your mentality and backwardness she doesn't believe in Somalia must marry Somalia rubbish,but i dumped her because of that odor.....

again...slap your self in the face...the fact your telling me this over and over tells me that somali women are some type of a social status for you...lmao....but when you wake up from ur dream...slap yourself....you know better than to come here without proof.

wow...we are not in a civil war...the governments is in full control...its just ocassionaly their is a car bomb here and there....when a foreign power is supporting your government...their is no room for elections...this is where your people lagged...you never knew their was a time for fighting....instead you sold your people....
so dont lecture me about diplomacy...because thats the one word that has failed your part of the world...

you said i came here begging..looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool...

i never said we are related...loooool....i try to distance myself from you people...

i came here to find out why you worship us...if that is begging than your local schools have failed you. lmao

i see my intelectual command of the english language has shamed you into telling me to go away. The somali friend of yours whose humble isnt full somali...or maybe his from those small clans...i actually like this site...and as for me having low self esteem...i am offended...i thought my overbearing overconfidence personality was known on this forum....i guess i need to stick around so people can get to know me better...

shame your asking me to go away...i guess this is what happens when your superior in everyway.

we do have a stable government...its just constantly fighting an opposition group made up of the entire populace...you truly dont know anything about somalia...if the government was good dont you think the people who accept it so the people wouldnt need internatinal food aid...if it was a good government everything would be ok. but i dont know if u know this...but this is what we call a revolution....it happens in every country....somalis had empires that controled the entire horn...but our government is more loyal to america than to the somali people...

so we have to fight it till is overthrown...its sad tha you are saying somalis dont know how to have a governement...looool...we had empires...we beat the puertogeese...we had more than half a dozen empires that controlled all the way into ethiopia and into northern yemen...we controlled the entire trade between africa and the middle east.

thats not even somali...look at that nose...that doesnt even look human..is it a west african albino?

PhysicsQED: Lol@this sh1t. You sound mad. And since Somalis have no bass in their voices you probably sound like an angry little teenage boy. My forefather couldn't have been sold as a slave because of his rank and because my people refused to sell their own, but if I had been descended from slaves it would be better than being descended from Somalis. I have no doubt that I know way more about Jews, stereotypes, history, and Africa than you but I'm not going to make a show of knowledge. Instead I'm going to leave you with some advice: drop the delusions of grandeur. Your country's GDP is lower than that of some states in Nigeria and there are no Somalis to be seen on any list of the richest Africans while Nigerians from every section of the country are crowding up the list. Jews indeed.

well when you compare percentage we are more famous and rich...we are only 10 million people...while nigeria is 120 million....we have over three dozen models on the covers of the most famous magaizes...so adjusted for population...this means you should have over 300 internatinal models...lol...

you must be highh...we have over three dozen somali models from europe and north america...all are rich...the face of vogue magazine, tommy hillfiger are all somali...and dont forget knaan...these are just the ones known internatinally...it doesnt include the hardworking buisness owners and hotel owners and money tranfer owners...than add our famous somali singers in the diaspora who are millionaires...the following link is just the most famous somali models...

http://ikranm..com/2009/04/somali-models.html

you do realize that half of somalis are not in somalia and not facing starvation right? you also do realise that the famine is over right? and you do also realise that islam has been our religion for 1400 years right? you do realise that pirate is not a full time job? you do realise that their are two to three haundred pirates in the whole country right?

as for the our women having crooked face...i havent observed that. maybe it looks that way to u because you are comparing them to your women.

clearly you are demented...and the only reason why your forefather in nigeria wasnt sold as a slave was because of clemancy...the jew in africa thing ends with the ability to make money...nothing more...am gonna stop using jokes that refrence historical stereotypes...for i have no time to educate you.

loooooool...again...even the people on this forum dont believe u...let alone me...the burden of proof is on you...
We are the people who call you guys slaves, apes, monkeys...so do you expect me to believe you...that is very sad.
what is even more sad is that you expect me to believe that...whats even more sadder is that the people on here dont believe you. and for that reason above all...i realize that you are still dreaming...so again i ask you to wake up...look in the mirror...take a hard look at your nappy hair,big lips, and big nose...and than slap you self across your face...and tell yourself that you should know better than to come up with a stupid lie like that.

well trust me their are...my cousins husband lives in south africa...and he owns hotels there...
but ofcourse your only gonna meet people of the same social status...let alone a somali who is on a diffrent social status.

mbatuku2: I really long to have a taste of a somali girl. We just love adding them to the s*xual menu.

i understand your pain...from what i hear...its a social status for you to even have a somali friend of the opposite sex...a forbiden fruit. well i guess i cant blame you for dreaming.

still i dont think you understood the refrence of jews of africa...lol

its an old joke...well you see jews are good with money...somalis are the only people in africa who are good with money...the richest man in uganda is somali....half the millionaires in kenya are somalis...we are rich in other peoples countries..

clearly you are the decendants of cotton pickers...so let me explain to you in a way you can understand...lol

you see the cotton your forefathers picked...well imagine an entire plantation full of you lot...than imagine white guy who owns that plantation....well we make the owner of that plantation look like an innercity thug...

thats how good we are in buisness.

ak47mann: you are right i have fuccked a Somalian girl i noticed that she was circumcised i didn't enjoy that sex

good to see getting laid with a somali is sign of stature in your culture....unfortunately i know you are dreaming...so wake up...look in the mirror...and slap your self for thinking you can get with a somali woman...your inferiority complex is amazing...i noticed you lot trip over each other to get the attention of somali women....

we live in two diffrent worlds...if only you knew that the only bantus we knew are the ones who were our slaves...than you would know the irony....

kinda reminds me of the african americans who were slaves and saw white women as a sighn of forbidden fruit...lol

andrewza: it is called sarcasm. And Somalia is nothing like the Jewish state

amen to that...i hate jews

i said african, arab, and whites....we have features from those groups...anyway...
have you changed your perception on somalis...or do you still envy us.

Ibime: Who wants to hit on you?

We Bantu men don't score in wrong hole.

You think we dont know that Somali women mostly prefer a.nal due to circumcision that doesn't allow them to enjoy vag.inal sex?

we all know from threads on this site..how you apes drool over not only somali women...but anyting with long hair and normal size lips and nose...looool....dont make me post threads...i dont wanna cut and paste all day.

uhm...u guys are very disturbed...and i am guessing your not from america because you dont know what an analogy is....

i said jews of africa...in terms that somalis are very good at buisness and making money....i hate jews...but i admit their good with money....

i keep forgeting your in the armpit of africa...far removed from civilization and the births of empires....your only a backwater in the book of history...a place where slaves are taken....

plz dont make me any more angry...my somali blood is boiling....

i came here to be nice...and to a lesser extent interact with you lot.

somalinet is not a country...its a functioning site that has an ownner.

your are very disturbed.

well for people who just came there ten years ago...were doing pretty well...somalis are known for their buisness skills...ask kenyans who cant afford to live in their own capital because somalis bought out the entire city. lol