₦airaland Forum

ah ah pweety wetin??
abi shuld i teach u how to make a grown man cry?? lolz

am i not enough for a grown man to cry for??

ehn??

monkey- chick2trouble maker- mind ursef oooo

who wants an ekiti groom in fact where is gators i will report u today!

luizworld:
haba,,  all that one
whats with u and ugly sef,  i am wonderfully and fearfully made.
nd yes u can ask my pweety my Ex,  she will attest to the fact that i erm cheii
i am so sad right now

is it too much?? tough application i know, u can go ahead join the ayettymama fanclub for the competition!

persian?? my 2nd language! dayum these guys know me *touched*

trey songz- ego!!!

the shit!!!!!!

sauron be memorizing my biography! ur ready to sit the jamb- ayettymama 101

no not really- i dont mind the company- some security assesments first-

photograph to make sure ur not the guy from ugly!

recent bank statement to make sure u wont be armed robbing my house

3 references from family members and x girlfriends (for an unbiased opinion)


lolling

yes im in new york- abi u wan come visit me??

**eyes just rolled out of ayettymamas head** u are all nastay! eurgh! eesh!! yuck

doyin13:
abegi. . . . o ma jo ara e l'oju sha

people say that im conceited- well im starting to believe it!

**kanye shrug**

Clash of the titans- highlight of the movie we see a little bit of bottom and friend mellisa calls out- omg i just came 3 times!!!! craaaazy girl

*good times*

abi im sure u get off on my postings- i be th etopic of nl fone conversations and yahoo messenger- who will deny it! nuff sed,

this emiticon crap better not gimme a virus ooo- nl is adding to my joblessnes!

chamotex:
Are you in Scotland or North Wales?
I cant see rain here o

me im a new yorker ooo- and its rainin heavily for here!

gathering of the ayettymama fan club-nice to see im highly appreciated- like they dont all dream of me at night- yea go ahead and decieve urself on here nobody pays someone they dont like soo much attention push the feelings away and deny ur not in love with me- sure if it makes u feel better

so who will head this fanclub??

i dunno wat gave people that idea?? yes i do!

of course not reinderr but the parents of this girl did! if she wasnt married to yerima she would have prob been sold off to another pervy tyrant anyways

pweety u still de here?? abi u wan entertain us some more?? ur soo far my fave actress on this

ah ah luiz how can mama be converted to baby? ehn mama means im a big mama abi no be soo?? i no be baby ooo

in other words- im fine thank you (lol)

its very shitty outside tho!

kmt this rain- made me miss zizzis and vanila i no go forgive u ooo- bank holiday eekend as well wouldve been live|!

now im stuck on nl too lazy to do work, fmylife!

chick2trouble maker u wanna be starting something??

sauron im glad u no

omg im actually on the floor- seriously rolling arnd- eyes sloppy stomach hurting and feelin the laffin headache

this is a typical example of nigerian girl vs nigerian guy

frontin, dumb actin, grovelling, too many question askin and finally- clears throat to leave but walks very slowly hopin he will follow her out!!

brilliance! ive enjoyed this screenplay alot!! bravo encore

*standing ovation*

pray ayettymama isnt one of them! dicks must be cut off and testicles will roll!

ne-yo - yea ive been followin up on him since our break up im now with trey

what he meant was he's a fraudster

but its soo sad thats the name for it now

once it gets mainstream i think nigeria will be well and truly done for!!

'full time nigerian' kaiii it always has to be nigerian!

i already have my caramel rice crackers- *sits in corner so she doesnt have to share*

funny how most people that are overly passionate abt immigration and illegal immigrants were once illegal, thier parents illegal or thier great grandparents slaves. Or just typicallty rascist

what are the illegal immigrants really doing but the jobs the british wont?? england isnt overpopulated, the same number of people coming in are the same as those coming out thats not an issue- so why the hype?? neeeways thats what i think abt it soo long as they aint commitiing crime are working and paying taxes i dont see why they shouldnt have an amnesty- ive seen a woman who can speak not a word of english work soo hard for her family in this country, whilst other women with thier 3 or 4 fatherless kids shop with milk tokens and q outside the post office every monday-kmt people sef

chamotex:
E gbami ooooooooooooooo
WTF? Only in Yankee will you get stuff like this.
Di*k Slanging??

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*calling all friends* yesterday was NOTHING compared to this ish!

lol no i meant links to the scientific papers these fictionists are quoting!

Idowuogbo:
meaning dat we are not capable abi

explain

lol 'u didnt glean from the context'??

it means he's fine!!! fine fine caramel beaut delicious hunkylicious sexay sexay mofo!