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^^ naija is where you should be right now, radio playin his music back2back!!

eeeya pele *hug*

platti i hope these nl dudes dont sufffer from the 'familiar' syndrome!!! o how the day will be funny,

jaquan:
@ayetty

i missed u small o

y do have to get intouch with them and not u  

neways, plati is too busy with her many husbands and abeke is as scarce as a $100 note

loool- because they have thier email addresses on nl!
abeg email one of them and get mine-


luiz are u going??- mama gee 23?? are u sure??
oya come now, lolz

*hands out cups of haterade*

great job people inno youll all be thirsty!!

poster doesnt no anything- u havent seen when 10 people of different sexes live in the same room!??

you havent seen some poo people!!!

u need to go to lagos! theres absolutely nothing wrong with it

next had a stripe blazer- sick! imma get it!

^^ yes antihistamine

cant be boverred-

platinumnk:
You got it . . . .
. . . . . and I want it

I can't find my passport, I hope it isnt lost or Im screwed

lolz go and find it ooo- u booked yet??

FL Gators:
If ara oko oyindamola knows the rapper and I odnt, I really should feel ashamed.
Will listen to him after my finals is ova shaaaaaaaa

heeey where have u been??

lol noooo the itch is normal for me

im sensitive to human hair

plus its hayfever season so im triple sensitive!

itchy itchy lacefronts!

maxi dresses ginormous bangles collarless jackets and wheeled bags!

ok

im even hearing the event is like an hr away from the city

not a happy bunny!

your not wrong at all- nobody wants a broke man

and if a man want to be broke let him go find a desperate woman!

great lifestyle apart what abt the kids?? what kind of life do u want for them??

i dont want my children sayin 'mommy is the sole provider'!

dont mind them- broke men will continue to lament! u will neva find a rich dude sayin 'look at the ambition' is ambition gonna put food on the table?? pay the bills?? abeg!

i see the media tryna kill nick clegg

hehehehehehe dirty politics

freshera:
To find a good man, one gas to shine eyes and PRAY!!! Some men are just wicked. Don't know why. The thing is God sees the heart and if you pray even if your eyes are closed, he will give you a warning. That said people do change.

My grandma (over 70) and her friends are always discussing about how bad men are. My granny has been a widow for over two years but everytime the man's name comes up, she gets soooooooooo bitter about how he treated her and how she stayed and endured for the kids' sake. Her friends have the same story and mind you from an objective point of view these are very good women.

They keep telling me that all men are worthless, they maltreat women and less than 1% are useful.She and her friends keep "abusing" them. Its like she just wasted her life with him, a life of no love. And yet these old women don't believe in gender equality , my grandma encourages women to do what she did.

I have heard countless scary stories about men. Here are a few:

1. Our family friend separated from his wife because she had just two kids, a boy and a girl. He wanted more. So he remarried. His first daughter around 20 years, a student of OOU got sick and was admitted at OOU teaching hospital. She called her dad who resides in Sagamu to come because of the bills. He thought it was a trick by her and her mother to collect money.

Do you know that this man did not come until hours later when the girl's mum had arrived from Lagos and he was in Sagamu. So the doctors had to wait and the girl died of just a simple illness. If the man had come earlier, the doctors may have acted fast and the lady may have been alive today.

Now guess what the man said to his wife after the girl died? He said (in Yoruba): thats why we said you should have many children. Imagine!!!!!!

2. I know a man who said that the day his wife builds a house before him, he will kill her.

3. My family friend (over 50) who graduated from Oxford Univeristy with a First Class (was on government scholarship) almost refused to go ahead with his daughter's wedding a few days to the day. Why? he was not buoyant at the time so could not afford much fanfare (band, etc). His wife wanted to assist but he said that if she should use her money to pay for anything extra, the wedding would not hold. And this man is educated oh.

4. I know a man (close to 80) who said casually that his wife never chooses  whether she wants to have s.ex or not.  She always has to accept each time. Now tell me, is that not pure slavery and r.ape?

The thing is men are funny, for example it is well known that Yoruba men care for their children more than their wives (I am an Ijebu).  Really on a reigious note, I think its the curse God placed on us in Eden and we gas to fulfill the curse:

Gen 3:16      To the woman He said, I will greatly multiply your grief and your suffering in pregnancy and the pangs of childbearing; with spasms of distress you will bring forth children. Yet your desire and craving will be for your husband, and he will rule over you.

I have been talking about men from the older generation. I am sure this younger generation will be better and not repeat the mistakes of their fathers.

thats deep

actually i do get what u mean by women settling in desperation but believe it or not men do pretend
muslims pretend to be christians, rich men pretend to be poor, poor men pretend to rich, lie abt shizz list is endless
im not saying women dont pretend, but were talkin abt men here
and can people stop reffering to the poster i didnt say i have a problem! gosh these people sometimes!

heeey jaquan *waves* can u get in touch wiv platti or abeke pls



mamagee u comin seriously?? younno ur gona need id

luiz u comin?? lemme know if u are-

chiogo u nko??

wheres gators im definitely gonna meet u!!

RIP Dagrin

this isnt the time to blame nigeria, blame this blame that blabber incessantly

its the time to mourn the loss of a great artist

gone to soon- you will never be forgotten

waiting for someone to come and say its because they dont eat right and are all obese

iice, jaybee ur gna have to start paying me unno

these services dont come free!

eldee:
Of course we have among the[b] lowest life expectancy for a country that's not at war[/b] . . .FACT!!!
Our life Expectancy is 47 years. . . UNICEF stats.
Our heart related death rates are also up there with HIV . . . FACT!!!
That's a combination of the situation in the country and our eating patterns. . . . FACT.

Ask anyone on this thread, everyone knows 3-4 women in their family that are obese. . . FACT.
Everyone knows loads of people that have had heart related complications . . . FACT!!!

wow- im not only dissapointed in you im dissapointed in every nl that saw this bs and couldnt refute it

now inno nigerias biggest killer- it isnt hiv, it isnt tuburcolosis, its ignorance dayuuum

the only correct thing uve said is the average life expectancy, you claim its soo because nigerians are fat and dont eat right??

now i ask, does the average nigerian have a job with a stable salary?? can the average nigerian even afford 3 square 'unhealthy' meals??

who in the world told u heart conditions are with HIV?? eldee come here lemme give u some advice, you need to go to nigeria, go to the secondary school u attended, demand for the 6yrs of tuition u paid, they totally wasted ur time- theres no hope for u, invest it in a lil business- that education was useless

obesity related diseases arent even in the top 10 or top 20 killers in nigeria, what does malaria or tuburculosis hiv, hepatitis , measles, parasitic diseases, diarhoal diseases have to do with clinical obesity?? talkless of murder- police brutality capital punishment, armed robbery etc etc

or do u think they went to africa counted the number of fat people and determined ur life expectancy by that?? yes i actually do know people that have heart related complications ie president yaradua?? ill be dammed i think i need to visit specsavers- i never knew he was clinically obese!

im out im not gonna go back and forth on this with you- continue- youll soon run out of gas to give

eldee- what are u saying??

define healthy?? then define a healthy diet??

come and tell me 45 minutes in the gym and lettuce and cabbage

i guess thats the reason why nigerians are soo unhealthy

and they all die b4 they clock 30

its tru sha- now let us wait for ini edo's cardiac arrest

desmond elliots liver failure- uche jumbo's brain aneurysm

jonathan goodlucks- lung cancer

lets not bother the debate- lets just sit and watch them all die for lack of cabbage and a treadmill

personal opinion apart its common sense

how many posters on nl have taken thier time out to abolish smokers?? the statistics for lung cancer is undeniable (obesity is shady in comparison) why arent we taking our time out to crucify them??

check out the post abt one rapper smoking maruijana- a well known hallucinogen- thats been scientifically proven to cause schizophrenia and even provoke violent behavoir in some- see what most of them are saying- free me joo

how abt alcoholics?? drunk drivers kill millions around the globe each year- drug addicts resort to crime

these are clearly unhealthy habits that are hazardous not only to the individual but to other in thier environment- why dont people take out as much time to crucify them??

but we cant just bully them- no thats not right, we need to do it in the name of science- ahhh now dont we all feel much better!

eldee wat are u saying??

kila gbe kile ju??-

is the gym the only way people retain active lifestyles??

how many nigerians can afford to retire??

i neva even claimed poor people eat healthy, whatever you will regard as 'healthy' now will be what the white man told u is

standards of health are different in developed countries because of the way we have adapted, we drive around instead of walking, take the lifts instead of the stairs, most of us sit behing computers from 9-5 then from 5-12 in front of a tv, we are a generation of couch potatoes thats not the same for the developing world, they cannot afford to live sedentry lifestyles and so can afford to eat more-

i dunno wat u mean with ur jamie oliver quote but if u say so

eldee:
Nah . . . it's not because of that, sociologists claim that the main reason is that it's more expensive to keep fit so it becomes more valued.
Just the same way people with spotless skins are preferred because it's an evidence that you spent time and money perfecting your looks.

Don't make it sound like it's one superficial delusion that started from nowhere.

ur point is?? i think u just wanted to debate- , - being fat is deemed unattractive- the industry will gain money when people want to loose weight, the whole system is based on a superficial delusion mate- u better pick up dem psychology books again i dont think u read them right!

while at the same time somewhere in africa women are buring drugs labelled maa wu (swell up), sleep pills and vitamins in a bid to put on weight??- thats a show of afluence,

your analogy eurgh- pathetic, who sees flawless skin and thinks; 'o he must have spent alot of money on his genetics' gimme a break!

pls gimme a brain teaser with ur next one, this one was very weak!

omar22:
fried eggs, akara, dundu, puff puff, mosa, bun, fried meat or fish etc all fried with Vegetable or goundnut oil (not sun flower oil) is not healthy compared that grilled steak, fish, skinless chicken, even burgers are grilled

In Nigeria its palm oil, the Asians use olive oil, you would see a 70 years old man or woman being able to jogs 2 or 3 miles 2 or 3 times a week! I could bet a 50 years Nigerian would struggle to make 1 mile in 1 month

your joking rite?? what 50 yr olds do u see??

seriously people on nl talk soo much trash

what are 50 year olds doin in nigeria then?? who is feeding them or paying them salary??

who told u asians use olive oil

wth do u people get ur information from?? are there olives in asia??

kaiiii i need to go

ur gas is suffocating me

webb jamie:
@jennykadry:i post this with great concern for your tongue and mind for it is a wonder someone in your physical vicinity hasn't seen it fit to part you from your tongue.I sincerely hope you learn to be more civil in future posts for your own sake.cheerz.

now inno what they mean when they say DEATH! lmao!

aint nothing that a stick of silk cut purple wont cure!

that is goin in the book- bish just got the nobel prize!!

watch out for the novel!

lol luiz sorry sa! *salute*

^^ hmm not really- the foods are generally considered unhealthy like palm oil thats high in saturated fat

ie the big fat mound of pounded yam probably has the whole reccomended daily calorific intake in it!

they still eat a huge quantity of calorie dense food-

but even in the preparation of the food they prob burn it off!lol

i see the cycle!

@madlady and yme

lolz i think id start giving people permission to reply!
every other reply is *ignored*
i posted one thing
they have taken my post to africa and back
who is asking what a woman attracts?? or what a woman deserves??
i actually have absolutely no idea wth 4lerbuntu or whatever is lamenting about??
is english really such a difficult language to understand

lol madlady jamaican men arent looking that bad to me now!!

i wont call myself a lover- but there is an annoying little girl that constantly bothers my ears with heavy metal noize!!

and is also dragging my arse to a rock concert this summer

i see we wont be the only nigerians there

and they have been buzzing eva since!

i do love linkin park tho-

i love her to bits, her style can be a bit extreme sometimes, but she still does got it!

chamotex:
WELCOME TO THE EMIRATES REMIX

ALANTA STYLE ;


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im embarrasing myself in the library!!!

o gawd *bangs table* i love kids!