@ eurphoria

lol, every guy wakesup with a _{clears throat} 'stiff one' every morning. someone told me its due to good blood circulation. i guess he doesnt have the type of dreams i have.lol

they taste really good too _{picking teeth}, yummy yum.

if u'v ever watched him play when he's on form u'd know wot i'm talking about. his ability to see impossible passes is vey uncanny, he can hold the ball up, he's strong, he's fast, hecan beat people, he can score, wot else do u want from an attacking midfielder/center forward?

shellfish

but on their way to naija, their plane started to malfunction,

dont even start have u seen him on WWF? he is a footballer, and a damn genius at it too. MAN U forever.

u like her and she likes u. its straight forward innit. just ask her out, its so simple.

@ pic above ,lol, that is crazy.
@babaibadan, thanks

one of the partners might be prone to any of the following: snoring, burping, farting, scratching, kicking, punching or all of the above mentioned, while they r asleep. in that case sleeping in separate beds is a good idea. i wouldnt want to wake up with a black eye , moody, bruised and gasping for fresh air at 4 am in the morning.

hate them. why do something and not do it well? just seems pointless and a waste of money. too many movies r released each month. y dont they gather all that money and do one that wud be worth watching instead of constantly regurgitating all that crap.

@babaibadan
nothing compares with real parenting, but i'v learnt some stuff along the way. girls have their issues and all but i'd still love the challenge. its strange how u can love people who havent been born yet. i look forward to all the holidays and drama and tantrums and heartbreaks and boyfriends _{only when they r over 18} and marriages and grandchildren etc. i think its going to be fun, alot of lessons to be learnt along the way, but still fun. i imagine myself being 50 or 55(thereabouts) and being happy about the fact that my daughters have grown up to be beautiful,responsible, educated women.i don't think any other achievement in life would compare to that.

i want girls, 3 of them to be precise. it wud be a dream come true, u lot wud not believe how excited i am just thinking abt it. i want one girly girl, one tom boy, and one to settle the fights btw the girly girl and the tom boy . i want all of them to be smart and beautiful. i wont let mosquito bite them and ruin their skin, all of that stuff. i think i feel this way cos i'm the only boy in my house and all my sisters adore my Dad. i dont get 1/100 of the attention he gets. so when i become a Dad i want to feel loved like that too.

wot a load of crap.

her husband is her dress?

wot is 'yahoo boys'?

ok i was watching bbig brother uk recently and the situation in the house was they failed a task so they were on basic rations. some housemates were complaining that they were hungry, some used th word starving. then another housemate started chiding them and told them to be grateful for wot they have and eat wot little they've got then she said

" starving? this isnt starving. starving is like africa, starving is like africa" i was so angry. y must pple who haven't visited africa before make such judgements? there are some poor countries in africa, we know that but we also know that there are poor countries in other parts of the world, but no one seems to associate them, with poverty and hunger.

recently, unis in the uk went on strike, and one of my friends was complaining to one of my lecturers that the strike was causing delays and wasnt nice generally and he said

"who r u to talk? coming from africa, u should be used to it by now" we tried reporting him but we didnt get very far cos we had final yr exams and all.
so thats how some of them see africa, we're hungry, poor, and generally not capable of taking care of ourselves some are even surprised we have cars ( i swear someone said that to me once) . i hope their mentality changes one day, i really do.

so wot type of relationship wud that be? a relationship based on half truths and lack of trust? if ur babe is mature then there is nothing wrong with her knowing abt ur past relationships as long as u dont keep going on abt it or comparing her with ur exes.

OMG, this riddle is so common. post something harder to answer. _{answer: coffin}

they should take tests before they start dating incase they have pre marital sex

lol, another one of those fcukd up topics. How r we supposed to know who killed him when we were not there?

spikedcylinder,
lol, it says '@ diddy4' at the top of my post, so it wasnt directed at u

they r not hot. i dont find any of them attractive. cant dance to save their lives, its a shame really

ironing is the shitti*est household chore ever. Hate it with a passion. hoovering , dusting and polishingare ok and easy. bathrooms are easy. just do a quick clean before u take ur bath or shower then it never gets dirty. washing up is a bit crap, i hate washing cups, i dont know y tho.