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DIKEnaWAR:
Nonsense report. Do you know how much is £2m?

it's just #800m+...,chicken change, lolz

imakulate:
Please guys in the house , a friend just introduced me into FOREX trading by the use of iq option. Ever since I have been demo trading I have crashed ( total loss of investment) about 3 of my account which I started with $ 1000 each. After much learning, I started a new account. And I have been doing well so far. I have almost doubled my investment (about $ 800 profit). So I am thinking of going into live account with small investment, say $30. But I want to be careful and seek advise from my fellow Nairalanders who are experienced in FOREX trading. Please, this IQ option stuff, is it real, do they really pay the profit you earn? Please I need advise and some disadvantages to watch out for should I go live in trading FOREX using IQ option. you can even add more information about it for me. Assist me so that I will not loss in this venture. Anticipating your responses. Thank you my fellow Nairalanders.

are you now good at iq option?...,i am also trading on that platform. pm me, lets rub minds 2geda.

ladyF:
Yaaay!

wish dose wia physical dough!

Jacko1:
Asaba here i come

wait for me, make i tag along bro.

NewsPoacher:
https://www.nigerianwatch.com/images/stories/prostitutes%20ii.jpg


http://leadership.ng/news/550787/increasing-influx-of-prostitutes-worry-asaba-residents

leave dem be o, if u no want make rate of rape increase overnyt..., jux lyk d story of d guy begging a gurl 4 sex 4 gud 4yrs. i'm sure pros****** reduce his urges a bit, if nt gbege for don happen.

Na d age wise, and no condom i don't agree wif.

ladyF:
Alright dear.... In case you have any Skrill for sale...

sure...,gonna holla @u

vectoh:
all dz tin....i swear na buhari cause ham

lol, abi...,change dey affect dem snakes too!...,meat don scarce for bush base on fleeing to neighbouring countries for betterment.

ladyF:
Chai.... I have no idea o, planning to learn when I have the time. How do you withdraw your earnings tho?

via my master debit card, as well as skrill.

i talk am..., na only matter of time before dey discover such a gigantic snake at dt bucknor. well, thnk God my days of roaming dt area are over.

ladyF:
Oliver twist things, you tif one goat, come tif another one on top. That's how some human beings are o, Nigerian politicians for example. They will end up like the snake.

It's [size=15pt]LadyF[/size] again

[size=5pt]Make I go continue my search for Skrill funds...freelancers, forexers, biko epp me. N390/$[/size]

are u into forex trade?..., ave u heard abt iq option?..., pm me to rub minds 2geda.

alaskido:
This type of girl ends up being fu*cked by a mechanic or bus conductor. She is forming James Bond. She is not even pretty except for her bum bum which is full of shit.

why taking it personal bro?

HERSLEY:
hmmmm.... Who doesn't like it

jux pointing out the obvious!!!..., but yo face really look familiar, for real!

gurls be like...,

CrazyQuinn:
Maternity leave

You don’t have to worry about hiding erections at inappropriate times.

Ugly women can get laid, but ugly guys can’t.

A woman can never be sent to jail for slapping her husband.

Strange guys in bars will buy you drinks.

You can sue for sexual harassment and not get made fun of.

You dominate fashion magazine covers.

Artists will cut off their left ear for you.

If you don’t like sports, that’s okay.

If you are sensitive, and no one thinks you’re gay.

Guys will pay for everything.

You don’t have to worry about asking guys out on dates, you can just wait for the guys to come to you.

You smell better.

Society deems you the “gentle gender.”

You aren’t expected to know anything about cars.

You’re allowed to cry.

You’re allowed to have stuffed animals.

You’re allowed to carry a bag with all the stuff you may need for an outing.

Lesbians are more accepted than a guy being gay

Male store clerks rush to your assistance.

Strangers will stop to help you change a flat.

You can walk through the lingerie section of a store and not feel awkward.

Guys think you look good even without makeup or in sweats (really.)

The less you wear, the more popular you become.

You are never challenged with making a guy have an orgasm.

You don’t need a cool car to get laid.

You can stay home all day and live off your spouse without being deemed a lazy bum.

Multiple orgasms.

You never have to fix anything around the house.

If you go to the bathroom in pairs or groups, no one thinks you’re gay.

You can leave your boyfriend for any reason, and everyone will take your side.

Your hormones don’t make your voice crack, just your breasts bigger.

Naked women are beautiful, naked men are hideous.

Women can get drunk and not act like assholes.

You get to blame mood swings on your period no matter what time of the month it is.

You never have to worry if the people in your gym locker room are checking you out.

Guys are willing to bury their faces in the most obnoxious, germ-ridden parts of your body.

You can dance with someone of the same sex and not be labeled as gay.

The thought of women masturbating turns guys on.

You can have guy friends and not worry about what people think.

You don’t feel pressured to have sex with every guy on earth.

If you get into a fight your friends will help you.

You can achieve orgasm with thought alone.

Your friends are supportive when you’re single and depressed about it.

Fifty dates equals fifty free dinners and/or movies.

You don’t have to build the courage to ask someone out, plan the evening, pay for it, and call in a few days to hope that person is interested in doing something with you a second time.

You don’t have to play mind games with the person you go out with in order to find out whether he likes you or not - you're a woman, of course he likes you.

You never have to worry about meeting the parents - they will love you no matter what, they're just glad their son's not queer.

You rarely have to worry about saying just the right thing at just the right time in order to prevent a fight you never knew was coming – in short, you plan all the fights: what they are about, when they will start, and when you will forgive him.

You don’t have to keep track of your boyfriend’s haircut.

You’re never expected or asked to move heavy or large objects.

Guys don't care if you're coming out of a relationship - women look at a guy on the rebound like cancer.

You’ll probably know well in advance if your boyfriend is ready to dump you. (i.e. you aren’t dumped quickly and unexpectedly, nor replaced in the same manner)

People don’t think you have an inflated ego if you drive an expensive sports car.

You can look below a guy’s chin and not be perverted.

Every guy on the planet likes it when women check them out – women act like guys checking them out are creeps. Even if they wear v-neck Saran Wrap shirts. Hookers.

Speaking of which, you get to wear skimpy outfits and no one thinks you’re a show-off. It’s just fashion.

You can call a guy a jerk anytime he does something you don’t like.

You can make as many close friends with the opposite sex as you want.

You can put up with small children, if fact, you enjoy them.

You also gain ‘coolness’ points for liking Star Wars, car engines or sports, talking about sex openly (to a degree of course), for asking a guy out

Guys are always willing to give a chick their coat in the cold.

It’s no problem finding someone to dance with you at a club.

You don’t have to wear a condom.

u've never heard of female condom b4?...,cele n tan e, o ntan candle!!!

Fourwinds:
there is something some of you girls are not getting...


I'm a kind of man dat won't waste my time putting pressure on a lady for eternity.. look it depends if within three to six months nothing positive is coming ., I will just dump d nonsense wooing and move on if u like be queen Elizabeth of England....

I don't treat ladies badly and I don't expect poo too.... so we either walk together or move apart

story for the gods!!!...,for yo mind u be gentleman, and everyoda men are perverts.

HERSLEY:
As in eh... Dem Don disturb me for this NL tire.

your posture in ur pic shows u like doggy style..., don't try to act holy bae.

rittyben:
"Give me your new line lets be talking again " means they were talking before. How am is sure this is all of it?

na only u get sense small out of everybody 4 hia...., the guy can't jux be hell bent on wanting to sex her. D guy knows d gurl parole too well, so it pained him dt she is nt giving in, probably due to d brokeness of d guy.

Stupedinluv:
You see a smart lady, you say she is forming.

You guys need to work on yourselves for real.

wetin be smart?...,if i hear. she has sugar daddies giving her more dan d guy can offer, datz why she ain't interested. make d guy promise her 100k maybe she no go run come. bullshit!!! as if shez a virgin.

RottenTomato:
Op u are not intelligent at all. In fact, I wonder d type of school u attended! How can a snake live up to 30 years? What's d life span of snake? U no sabi book!

so, for ur village school wey u attend, na life span of snakes dem dey teach u, huh?...,for yo dirty mind, na u sabi book pass!!! i hate dem over-sabi(s)

Solidkay:
The snake is just working for its daily bread and u claim its a criminal,
That hunters that goes into d Bush to kill antelope,are they d ones that put them there.
Meanwhile how sure r u that its d same snake that's been killing d live stocks for d past 30yrs
How long is d life span of snakes?

i must say i agree with you on that...,so far itz done no harm to man

Heartibaby:
Hi guys,

Please i dont really know a lot about automobiles. I currently drive a toyota camry pencil light. I wanna sell it to buy a Ford taurus 2003 i found for sale. Is this a good move?

Please give me info on Ford taurus fuel consumption, availability of parts, reliability and second hand value. Thank u

Toyota is always a good choice....,i drive forerunner

Heartibaby:
What about Stars Maritime academy lagos. U didnt mention it in ur post

stars maritime is private, and i won't recommend the school for you, coz they are not recognized by nimasa. The two schools that are recognized are maritime academy of nigeria and oceanography.

Eidosky:
Lack of Marine Schools A country that almost half of its States has a channel connecting to the high sea can not boast of one international recognised Maritime institution.
To mention the few in the country,


Maritime academy of nigeria oron akwa ibom (federal)
Oceanography (private) Lagos state
Joe Marine (private) delta state
Charkins maritime (private) port harcourt.

Maritime academy is a very old institution but still operates in the shadows, it's over populated and under funded, lacks advanced simulators, outdated solas equipment, which every marine institution should have, lecturers are outdated.
Why outdated? In the maritime world, things change every day, new laws are made, new techniques introduced, advanced technologies are adopted etc but lecturers still teaches what is not needed, and you end up wasting your money and time.
JOE MARINE in terms of teaching remains the best in Nigeria closely followed by Charkins maritime but all that is for the elementary stages of your career because as you progress, you will need to leave the Shores of Nigeria to get better certificates.

All true, but oceanography is federal, and not private.

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lamborghinifcb:
DE reg is still ON!!!! ts closing on August 16 but ion fink the scratch card is still n sle sha

Have you done it?..,is it possible coz I also wanna do mine.

Please help...,my pes2015 is crashing. i'm using BlackBerry z10. How can I fix it

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