₦airaland Forum

chieni:
If I am not sure about something, I will ask and its none of your business. You would have passed instead of commenting, when you know someone answered my question already. NYSC brigadier general, Mr know it all, please don't mention me again.
By the way you are the one who needs not just prayer but fasting too because you don't even know how to talk.

[center][/center] burn! You mean he is a toddler learning to speak!!! Lwkmd

Wizkhalifa2:
any good photo editing app on playstore can do that.. Picsay pro, Photoshop etc

Thanks bro..., and it can compress the size from mb to kb, right?

Quick question!..., is there any android apk for reducing size of a passport or photograph? I just got a message that my image has been disapporved. I'm far away from land to go to a cafe. I am among those that were scheduled for July orientation.

my leagoo m8 is discharging instead of charging whenever i am charging it. Sometimes it will jux charge to lyk 32% and it will start discharging if i don't unplug my phone...., Please, what can i do?

highpriestess:
Yes sis.

cigarette dick,it can be mistaken for a small pencil.

he's not man enough down stairs.
I pity his future wife.

come on, don't make the innocent kid upload his dick here..., i don't wanna have nightmares..., you know that we both know that he is childish.

prechbills1:
lmao.. not only served

I'm Precious but I prefer being called prech
I'm from isoko but I live in Asaba.
I'm a graduate,
Heir To Tobig enterprise
my dad is a politician,
I've my own job too.

nice meeting you Mr. I served you i didn't feel anything.

how about you? tell me about yourself

Now i believe you are what they call you "childish"..., what are you 12?..., NL admin needs to be doing age verification before people can register. SMH!!!

IamD18:


This table you are shaking.

What if i know you in reality

Haba! leave her be na..., you a guy for crying out loud. what will you gain in poke nosing into her private life, and leaking it..., mbok, let d sleeping dog lies, ejoor.

bammy777:
yeah u just sarcastically called him a fool. now u kw why he has to be buried

nope, don't quote me wrong..., i didn't call him a fool!!!

Safiaa:
It’s his life, fine accepted. You don’t parade this place calling every single person broke and condemning people because their opinions differ from yours. Did you mention that? This man has been trolling me now for the past 4 days, simply because I don’t agree with the dynamic of his relationship. Calling me out of my name, nahh. Please ah beg mr man leave it alone. Mr millionaire yet he looks like everything associated with hardship. What nonsense.

haven't you heard of the statement "silence is the best answer for a fool"..., you should have given him that, and save yourself d energy u exhausting now.

itz such a painful thing to see guys trolling over one another on things that don't count..., if the guy is bragging about being a millionaire, so what? How does it affect you? itz his life, let him live it.
Also, if someone is a millionaire, does that mean the person should be living extravagant life? using luxurious things?
mehn! and you are calling him "childish"!!! So, if you are a millionaire, you will be using future cars, ur compound floor will be made wif gold? you will never have a house under construction?..., the land, the two buildings, his car, shirt, faded black jeans, chinese or fake nike canvass and even nokia torch light all sum uo to millions, i believe..., so if he doesn't ave d millions, can he have all that?

i think you all need to grow up, and stop commenting on unnecessary things.

highpriestess:
abi oo.

why are you sitting on the fence..., who exactly are you supporting

Safiaa:
https://www.nairaland.com/4445976/mom-doesnt-want-me-marry

Read it thoroughly, then come back to me.

to my understanding, d guy doesn't want to be an ingrate (something 99.9% gurls know nufing about)..., also he loves her, so, whats d big deal? if a gurl of 20yrs old can marry a 60yrs old man, what is wrong in a guy of 24years old marrying a 29yrs old lady? Age is jux a numba, so far d love and understanding is dere.
you wanna hear somefin, i once dated a lady in 2011 when i waz in schl. She was 34yrs old at dat tym, i waz 21. She is not rich if that is what u finking, very far frm rich. she bakes, and she only does dat wen she sees contract, so d money is not dere. As a mater of fact, she waz staying with her dad then. But i loved her, and she loved me. We broke up coz i got to realise she wanna be lording over me. any small ish, she will be talking abt me giving her respect that she seniors me.
Its all about love and understanding..., and please, shy away dat ur mentality of a gurl doing a guy a favour by dating him, and it's mandatory for only a guy to spend in a relationship. The two duos are meant to help each other out, dat is d beauty of relationship, dat is wat can make a relationship last and eventually lead to marriage. Why do you fink gurls dat are not that beautiful (don't wanna use d word ugly) get married easily and more dan d beautiful slay queens dem? itz coz of their mentality during. The way dey handle relationships. wise up gurl, years run by quickly nowadays. Before u know it, menopause is knocking. Use ur head, think ahead.

Safiaa:
That’s because she’s your sugar mummy and you’re the houseboy. She’s the man and you’re the woman in the relationship. You’re not a peace with yourself that’s why you’re so quick to call everybody broke and shame women who don’t behave like your fiancé. You are enjoying the benefits of the relationship but you secretly don’t want to marry her. You know you will turn into the certified slave in that house, that’s why you had to open a thread so you could feel a little bit better about yourself. But it backfired. Now you’re taking out your internal frustration on this forum by calling every woman you come across as broke. Darling, if you want to be a sugar boy nobody is disturbing you. You’re the same guy that said you can’t date a woman who still lives with her parents, yet you carried your big self to live in another woman’s house? You’re not even ashamed of yourself, yet you have the audacity to call people names. Your mother is crying over your life, because she can see how much of a useless man you are. She carried you for 9 months, only for you to grow up and become another woman’s personal housekeeper and a proud one at that. Honey, this is the last time I will quote you, live your life and stop bothering me. I’m not the cause of your very misfortunate situation. Lerra x

i am really disappointed in you..., so, coz his fiance bought him a samsung s9 means, he is d houseboy, while she's his sugarmummy?..., come on bae, pls grow up.

bammy777:
oh, wrong person. but just happen to have same name. Bamidele Mayowa

oh!..., okay

bammy777:
I don cast. who are u?

are you for real?..., bamidele mayowa from Oceanography?

bammy777:
Abi, I would look at her laugh and smh lol. favour. that shit is funny as f*ck

is this Bamidele Mayowa?

Jointhemiltons2:
If a girl tells me that I’ll immediately break up because you ain’t shit afterall she’s not the most beautiful,most intelligent or most sexy girl in the world. She’s mad

very mad indeed..., i jux they vex over that statement sef.

it baffles me how someone in her right state of mind will say a gurl is doing a guy a favour by dating him "wtf"..., that is the words of a professional prostitute!!!..., We meet and tangle wif a whole lot of them in anchorage, especially in onne port. They will claim they love you only coz of your money, once ur vessel depart, and another vessel comes in, they clinch to another sailor claiming love. Gurls these days fear me alot, i'm even sick and tired of them!!! untrustworthy fellows.
I'd rather impregnate a gurl and collect my child than marry a gurl dat loves me for money reasons. if peradventure (God forbid) d money is no more, what will be my fate? Who will i lean on to help bring me back up? is it a gurl that says she's doin me a favour by dating me? or the one dat believes it's d duty of d man to drop money, and not the woman...,
I waz brought up in a loving Christian home. My mum assists my dad lyk madt whenever things turn sore for him. We won't even knw it's my mum's doing, until when pman bounces back to his feet, and give testimony of his loving wife's care and assistance.
I always pray i find a woman with my mother's attitude to marry, coz she is one in a million!!!

Shugavee:
really U don't mean it??

babe, when you use a whole bar soap and detergents to wash oily coverall jux one day, and you used up all of 'em..., den you will understand what i mean by not wanting someone to wash for u.

Shugavee:
yeah because u know she can't do it properly or probably she doesn't want to!! So u hv no choice but to do them urselves!! N it's nice to know u had good home training!!

the hell you talking abt? who born her born she doesn't want to? with how i send her money, and spend on her?..., she even get angry at times cause i don't allow her to do them. I jux do feel she won't do it right, or be clean enof as i want.

i stopped giving my gurl money when she said it was my duty..., i disembarked frm my vessel and pretended to be damn broke, she broke up wif me 2 weeks after..., Gurls really need to change dis mentality of theirs! good one op, for dis!!!

Shugavee:
yes naw!!! Men r naturally lazy with chores!!

i don't allow my gurl do my chores!!!..., d only laundry i do outsyd is my suit.

LubeyNaijaBlog:
more @ http://www.lubeynaija.com/2017/06/queens-slaying-in-camp-this-female.html?m=1

what is actually wrong with this?..., is it the fact that she did make up (which gurl doesn't?) or the fact that she wore net (it actually prevent temptation of d fresh laps)..., i dunno what you people are ranting about. It's not that she's naked or anything..., hypocrites them!!! Also, she is wearing the required white shirt and short, so what is your problem with that

otarunero2015:
Please this for does who school within west Africa is the resident permit stuff serious?

the nigga only missed "is" after "this", "does" in place of "dose" (he simply shortened it), didn't put "full stop" after Africa. If you mean the "resident permit" which i doubt u mean coz it shld ave been "residence permit" #otondo..., now use your big head that is so filled with brains to input dose tinz and read it again! #over_sabi! we know ur types @ucheuzor

...,and the motherfucker (ucheuzor1) written English is worse than the person he is mocking..., sonomabiash..., go get a life!!!

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