₦airaland Forum

TomiwaRay:
You think I'm local cos u are? Wetin person no go see for Nairaland.
Boy,do you know u're meeting ur so called local girls,cos u re local? I won't banter words with you,kiddo. Just upgrade and u'll see that the type of girls u'll meet will be different....Swerve,boy

This simpleton is definitely one of ‘em “trolls” purples25 use to talk about, even in her drawings..., girl, I can’t be exchanging words with you. Go get a life, and stop taking panadols for my headache, biyash.

TomiwaRay:
You need a celebrity girlfriend? What stop you from becoming a celebrity yourself? If everyone keep looking for celebrity bf or gf,i wonder who will date someone like you

��..., you shoulda told me you are one of ‘em local gurls . Please shift.

zanshi:
Your generation of young women profiled young men and made them feel like if they didn't have money they dont deserve female attention, they were worthless and every. You made money the crux of everything and you are worried that young men of today are on about money conversations and nothing else.

You berate men for wanting romantic relationships by calling them weak, clingly and stoping your shine but guess what hon, men are begining to want transational sex too, we want to pay for so we can have many body counts too. At the end of the day we are going to have a society where people are afraid to pair bond and you know who will have the short end of the stick.

Wamin!

This is so true!!! �

This is a step into the journey of the prophesied chapter in the bible that “ In that day, seven women will take hold of one man and say, “We will eat our own food and provide our own clothes; only let us be called by your name. Take away our disgrace!”..., Isa 4:1.

Now, i’m planning on having a surrogate mother have my kids, while I move on with my life.

It’s damn so hard to find true love when you are poor and extremely hard to know who truly loves you when you are well to do.

Ishilove:
Are there really women who can be bound by

Sharwarma- 500/1000
Credit- 500
Indomie and eggs- 450

??

That is her own mentality..., smh

Ishilove:
And what are you bringing to the table?

All the necessary things the man of the house will bring to the table, of course...., and so much more.

Michelle55:
Good luck bro

Thank you bro, really.

peacefull:
Some Nigerian men believe money can buy love?
Money can get everything what they want including women and their love?
Some peoples believe like that?
Why some peoples seems like attacking her? Because she said no to men before?

Or am I misunderstanding?

I like purples25!
I like what you write! I should say what you wrote?

To me, of course money is very important for life.
But not everything money, money, money.
Money can't buy everything especially someone's heart

Duh! Money can buy definitely buy someone’s heart..., why else is there heart transplant

Ok. I am done with all these local girls, they are all the same.
Right now, I need a celebrity girlfriend for forever partnership in relationship!!!

TonyBankz:
My brother those problems you cannot pen down that you said are more than 50 pages is not even the worst to happen to you, the worst of it all is yet to come. The question is are you gonna stand and fight or just give up and fail like that to problems you know you're are bigger than. My brother you don't fight such fight by muscle you follow it in prays thats where God and his son jesus christ with the power of the Holy spirit comes to intercede in your battles.
No matter what it is you're going through in life just know say no be your own worst pass. Put God first and try dey pray try get that relationship with God. On a normal life is Hard and death is easy. Just because of this small jega naso you wan carry your life give devil so and he go just win like that. Never surrender with force Nd by force take your life away from the devil with violence,For the bible said "the kingdom of God suffer violence and only the "violent" one's taketh it by force". Are you among the violent ones or the weak ones. As you dwell and reason on this. Take your time and listen to this song on Audiomack it will help you alot. Take c are:

https://audiomack.com/tony-2844/song/life-is-harddeath-is-easy

Bro, as much as you’ve tried to talk him down, it is wrong to tell a depressed person that the worst is yet to come. Do you know what he has faced in life? Do you know probably he lost loved ones (God forbid)?.., Shey o fe kpa ni? O wrong now. I hope he listen to what people have been telling him, and he will be surprised how things will start working for him for good. He just gotta give it try.

Well, i’m glad I don’t do oloshos..., neida do I womanize. I count this 3 things to do as stress.

Palazee:
Lie Mohammed right wing strike chief

As in ehn ��

SmellySperm:
when I was in the world, CD broke inside her punany,few minutes later she complained of severe stomach pains...

Next day she removed a piece of broken condom inside her kpekus. Thank God say person daughter no die in active service.
Wetin I for tell naija police?

Hmmm..., gbe fun. Na plastic condom you dey use

purples25:
I don't even know why I started drinking panadol over this...

Just Letting the whole thing be abeg. Some people quoting me dont understand me either.

Yea, I get that alot...,
Buh I can totally understand you!

DeeFlask:
gslexus01@gmail.com

I just sent u an email

DeeFlask:
i don’t use the email I used to register again should I drop my new mail

Better

iamtardey:
Fvck out of here.

It’s funny how some nitwits treat such delicate matters hysterically. If you have no good words to console with or nice things to say, why not just shut the Bleep up. Even if you have it all today, tomorrow is pregnant for Christ sake, and you have no idea what it will begat.
It’s a pity how some people have no human feelings, and push someone to do what he/she is trying not to do.
So, if he should go ahead now and commits suicide, you’d be glad?

DeeFlask:
sis it’s not easy if I am to write I’ll write more than 50 pages and it’s not a single problem,it has already affected me psychologically I’m mentally beaten the only thing that’s comfort me is the thought of death.

Can we chat on whatsapp?..., I will send you an email now, just respond to it, and I will forward my whatsapp digits to you

DeeFlask:
hmmm thanks for your contribution

You are welcome bro. Just know that whatever you are facing in life, you are not the only one in it, and it will definitely pass.

DeeFlask:
life generally has bleeped me up money was just the icing on the cake,i planned to commit sucide yesterday honestly but it didnt work out

Whaaaaat? Don’t even try it. Whatever you face on earth is just a phase in life. It will pass. But if you commit suicide, what you will face in the afterlife is eternal, it will NEVER pass!!!

Whenever you feel so down and troubled, take a walk in the night and appreciate the beauty of things and nature. Life is too beautiful to commit suicide over.

DeeFlask:
i feel like the worst person in the world,i feel like running away and leaving my body

If I say I know how you feel, i’d be lying. But you should know, i’ve been there and scaled through. I have no words to console you with but I have this little poem for you.
Hope you find solace in it.

I stood on the bridge
In silence and fear,
For the demons of darkness
Had driven me here.

They cut my heart
Right out of my chest,
Making me believe
That the demons knew best.

They were always there,
Sometimes just out of sight,
Waiting in the background
Till the time was right.

These demons were destructive,
Knocking down the life I knew,
Hating everything about me;
I hated myself, too.

These demons can't be seen,
But they're far from fairy tales.
They live inside your mind;
Their evilness prevails.

So on the bridge I stood,
About to end the fight.
Then I stopped and thought
I'll fight them one more night.


*Be strong, and you can fight and win that demon.

Omicron007:
Hello fellow Nairalanders,
There's this girl I really like. She's my spec and we just clicked and became good friends.
I actually met her at an event and we exchanged numbers.
I did all the necessary follow ups and we connected.
We have gone swimming, outings and I have invited her over to my place like three times.
We have great conversations, kisses and all that, but no sex.

She called me recently and told me I need to leave her alone because she is Fickle minded.

I went through the internet to research more about fickle minded people.

According to vocabulary.com, People who are fickle change their minds so much you can't rely on them. If your best friend suddenly decides that she doesn't like you one week, and then the next week she wants to hang out again, she's being fickle.
Fickle comes from the Old English word ficol, for deceitful. We usually use fickle to talk about people, but it can also be used for abstract things that alternately favor you and abuse you, like the weather. If you win the lottery and then lose everything else in the world that's important to you, fate is being fickle.


I am now confused. Should I persuade her because I want her to be my girlfriend.
I am not a Simp and I don't want to be all around her if she is truly fickle minded.

Help a bro.
Your comments are highly anticipated.

©Omicron007

Bro, i’ve met alot of people like this, hell i’m one of ‘em. If truly you like her and want her, I will give you jux this o.t.

1) Don’t choke her with calls or texts
2) A simple “goodmorning, bet you had a pleasant night rest” mssg on whatsapp is ok to start the day.
3) Never feel entitle to a reply after sending a mssg
4) Don’t force things on her.
5) When you call her 3 times, and she no pick, let go, till another day.
6) Make yourself scarce from time to time. Make her miss you.
7) Be more of friend than a boyfriend.
don’t feel offended when she snobs you.

Thelist goes on and on.

I don’t actually see anything wrong with waiting till wedding night be it she is a virgin or not.
Three months ago, I met a lady. We were so into each other and shared this chemistry, I think. Then outta the blues she told me she wanna wait till wedding night, I wasn’t happy but coz I see her as a God fearing lady, I accepted. I so loved this lady, and already imagining a home with her. Before I left Lagos, she threw me another bomb. She said no cuddling or romance either. I told her that can NEVER happen. I can kiss a lady for hours, cuddle without attempting to penetrate. It is my own way of appreciating your beauty, showing how much I love and cherish you. I can’t help it if i’m with someone I claim to love. Also, I must know your true shape, even if I can’t know the mileage of the honeypot. I wouldn’t wanna marry a pot belly hag and regret on my wedding night, only for me to now start cheating in marriage, and this is someone that has been pestering me we get married by December this year. GOD forbid!!!

What i’m driving at is not all guys are what you take us for. But you ladies are highly dangerous and cunning. If you wanna wait till wedding night, give him a genuine reason and be true to yourself. Never deny him romantic moments, and always let him know your every movements. Trust me, that is the only way he will be rest assured you ain’t seeing someone else.

purples25:
I know. And if she says she is not a virgin then that is the key to open legs now.

I just can't see the logic in this theory. Except dooming non virgins to a life of promiscuity.

That ain’t even what he meant. Why not understand the statement before making comments.

This is bleeped up

RoRoo:
he scammed bro

For real?..., please be sincere. Coz i wanna patronize him, not only for the shopwithscrip but also for fulz and tools.

Please, some help check @teleadmin1 on telegram if the guy is real. The guy talks alot about shopwithscript and iphone carting..., If you know about him, have patronized him before? can you vouch for him?..., please let us know. Coz the guy looks legit, but i'm scared he might be a scammer.

Sigala:
supplementary list go dey sha

You sure about that?

It is well with those of us that were not selected..., We moveeee

Sigala:
Lol, you age should tally with all your original documents i.e your original waec, birth certificate and bvn age should all be the same

Go get an affidavit on your waec result