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RomanceThe Person You Love Goes For Your Best Friend by ayodecent(op): 11:40pm On May 30, 2006
What would you do, if you find out that the person whom you love so much shuns you and goes for your best friend?
SportsFuture Of Nigerian Football by ayodecent(op): 11:37pm On May 30, 2006
What is the future of the super eagles? where does it lie? what ammendaments have the NFA made since the last african cup of nations? what organisational strategy is in place? Are we ever going to have a team as good as the 1994 one again? why are the mighty falling?
Jokes EtcHis Most Embarrassing Moments by ayodecent(op): 11:33pm On May 30, 2006
The day he used his wife's pant,
to wipe his face on the pulpit, thinking it' was handkerchief

The day his stomach crumbled in the theatre,
and people thought he farted.

The day he warned his kids never to swear,
and he fell off the stairs and said 'fucking hell'.

The day he wore two different shoes to a celebrity party,
and children gathered around him and made jest of him.

The day he slapped his wife,
and his pastor caught him in the act.

The day his choir master found a condom in
the middle of his bible.

The night he got home late with a kiss of lipstick
on his cheek.

The night his teenage daughther caught him watching a porn movie.

The day he gave a testimony and his wife shouted 'it's a lie'.
Poems For ReviewHis Most Embarrassing Moments by ayodecent(op): 11:31pm On May 30, 2006
The day he used his wife's pant,
to wipe his face on the pulpit, thinking it' was handkerchief

The day his stomach crumbled in the theatre,
and people thought he farted.

The day he warned his kids never to swear,
and he fell off the stairs and said 'fucking hell'.

The day he wore two different shoes to a celebrity party,
and children gathered around him and made jest of him.

The day he slapped his wife,
and his pastor caught him in the act.

The day his choir master found a condom in
the middle of his bible.

The night he got home late with a kiss of lipstick
on his cheek.

The night his teenage daughther caught him watching a porn movie.

The day he gave a testimony in the church and his wife shouted 'it's a lie'.
Poems For ReviewButterfly by ayodecent(op): 11:28pm On May 30, 2006
Taking gleeful flights,
fluttering from here to younder,
gorgeous romantic prince
the lonely sun's companion.

Beautiful lustrous eyes,
bulged out like rockets
wings as frosty puffs
his legs, fine wires.

soaring from petals to petals,
kissing juicy pollens,
carassing, sucking, nimbling,
flower's hidden nipples.
PoliticsLet's Smash Colonisation by ayodecent(op): 11:16pm On May 30, 2006
Smash colonisation! smash imperialism! These ugly twins have done a lot of evils and havoc on our beautiful continent. Enough is enough! Imperalists have imposed on africans a depressing culture of consumerism, they even went as far as trying to erase our history and potray africans to the world as a continent without a history. but thanks to activists like Kwame Nkrumah, shelley, martin luther king and dubois for their sacrifices, vision, passion and hard work in preventing this from happening.

The first havoc that our enemies have done to mother africa, is by potraying a negative and misleading image of Africa and africans on the media for the world to digest which promotes racism and injustice. The western media potray africa as a jungle, a place that even a pig would blush when taken there to live in. They show-case to the world the images of naked men and women living in villages in africa, without considering the negative impact it would have on the ignorant viewers and the reduction in the dignity of the african race.

This issue was raised up by a pan africanist, in a pan- african meeting held last week in london. She was angry at the injustice and the inhumanity of the imperalist media, in the stigmatization of africans. Can't we put forward this case in the high court for justice to be done? she asked. Hell no was the anwser she was given. our oppressors the imperalists are the judges in the court and of course they would manipulate the case as they have always done the past , to justify their actions. Just last month, a uk professor wrote on the newspaper "if the intelligence and intellects of africans are combined, it would only sum up to seventy percent" - meaning that black people are 30 percent inferior than white people. This is very derogatory and insulting, but what can we do? Abosolutely nothing, except we fight for our freedom against this treatment. This isn't an easy battle, but i know that God will see us through.


Secondly, africans are often potrayed as poverty striken people; with the billions of charity adverts shown on the media by our oppressors. This act makes me angry , why? Because the imperalists are the cause of the problems that innundates africa. They work in collaboration with the african leadersin exploiting the masses.

To get the full essay, contact the author @ ayodecent@yahoo.com

The key to africa's development is in the secret court of the imperalists and except we destroy their court, by smashing imperalism and neo-colonisation, Africa's situation will continue to grow worse, and the people will continue to live in ignorance.
PoliticsAfrican Liberation Day by ayodecent(op): 10:19pm On May 30, 2006
How many of you support the idea of setting aside a day, to celebrate the struggles of Africans at home and in the diaspora every year which started in 1958 in Ghana- African liberation day.

I personally do not support the idea because i believe that everday is a struggle for africans around the world, with the high level of injustice put forward by the african economic terrorists the IMF and world bank, our oppressors the bourgeousis - our political leaders -neo-colonisation (white power on a black face) and our oppressors the united snakes of america and europe.

What do you think?
Jokes EtcRe: Mona Lisa Pictures by ayodecent(f): 9:21pm On May 30, 2006
Only God knows where the world is taking us to. My brothers and sisters in the Lord, the director and producer of this film must be a devil's advocate. please do not relent in your faith, let us intercede for others. Cheers.
Poems For ReviewLost In Your Eyes by ayodecent(op): 10:16am On May 26, 2006
Many days and nights, I walked
untill I reached the end of the world.

I stopped at the sea;
played with the eels
whales and sharks
planted roses 'neath waters blue
and for a moment I swam with dolphins.

Leaving the sea,
I went into the jungle,
wandered through the woods
and there I saw a tree
bearing fruits as big as the London Eye

A tree as tall as the sky;
branches adorned by birds
with beauteous beaks and colorful feathers,
bright and beautiful
under the shimmering heat of summer

Leaving the forest,
crossing a river,
I found a cave in which I rested
my tired body.

I lay down contemplating in amazement
the wondrous beauty of life
until it hit my mind
I was lost

Where was I?
Titillation and excitement
had carried me away.

I ran back through the forest
crossed the river
till I returned to the sea
but could not find the way home

I cried and shouted
from morning till night for help
only the deep blue sea could hear
my thunderous calls

But a soft, sweet tap
brought me back to life,
and I realized
I was lost in your eyes.

Helen Araromi

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