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Nairaland / General / Re: Bvn Problems -my Life At Stake by ayodestar: 4:41pm On Sep 07, 2021 |
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Education / Date Of Birth On Waec Certificate by ayodestar: 2:38pm On Jul 27, 2021 |
I just got admitted to uniben, I couldn't proceed with my clearance because the date of birth on my WAEC certificate is different from that of my birth certificate. My clearance officer asked me to go to WAEC office to make corrections. I went to WAEC hq and I was told that WAEC had stopped amendment of result since 2019. I don't know what to do |
Romance / Re: Ever Regretted Breaking Up With Your Ex After Starting A New Relationship? by ayodestar: 12:57pm On May 12, 2021 |
You will break up with this current girlfriend, then 5years later, u go Dy complain again |
Career / Re: I Currently Need Your Sincere, Unbiased advice by ayodestar: 5:56pm On Apr 27, 2021 |
Bukky001:we always say talk to God, pray to God. but how can we know the mind of God or plan of God for our lives. will God just say it to our ears on what to choose? i am just confused |
Romance / Re: Have You Ever Called A Wrong Number That Resulted In A Relationship? by ayodestar: 10:13pm On Apr 11, 2021 |
gbemishile: yes I have seen, the guy mistakenly called the girl. he fell in love with the girl. so he later asked her to meet up. I can't remember the end sha, it was in a movie featuring Genevieve and van Vicker. tainks 4 Likes |
Literature / Short Experience With Blood Suckers by ayodestar: 3:57am On Mar 30, 2021 |
Sometimes I just look at God creatures and smile. He created lot of beautiful things that we see all around us. But there is this particular tiny animal among his creations that baffles me all the time. Lately I have been studying mosquitoes and its way of life. I do this not because I admire them but it all because they have been thorn in my flesh. I now found out that this particular animal is the most cunning animal in the world. Due to high price of mosquito raid I now find another means of putting this little but dangerous enemy to shame. First thing I did was to start closing my door room as early as 5pm even if there is heat. Why? because through my research, it is during this period they normally come in preparation for fantastic mosqitoes vampire party. It did work for few days until these little devil's changed it for me. I noticed they change their entry time to as early before 5pm. wtf. There is no way I won't open my door Naaaa. some come as early before 5PM, some even targetd when I want to enter in the evening so as to follow me inside. What is blood that I cannot give sef, it is just that I can't stand their noise. How can something be drinking you and be making noise on your head at the same time. Like wtf? So I made another plan because I use to sleep late in the night(online stuff). I changed my plan from defence to a full offence, yeah massive attack shit! 11:30pm on dot I would take my broom, yeah you heard right. I would carry my broom, ON my phone light and start looking for their vampire hideout in my room. I killed like 25 in my first night..oh that night I slept like a baby. I woke up in the morning, I smiled thinking I had won the battle. I did the same shit throughout the week and it all worked out. At least, it worked out until the following week that this little bast**D's changed the game for me again. How? Normally they are some parts in my body they don't suck from. They deal with only arm, legs, neck, lap...they don't touch face and the other parts. Now you know I can't always use my broom to touch all their hideouts, so definitely some would escape. Hmmmm my brother and sisters the few that remained show me shit! Like vampire shit!. How? The few that remained decided not to suck from those normal part. They sucked and chewed my nipples, they entered my bursar and they sucked from balls (is there even blood in the balls?) I don't know they sha suck there too, including my lips and flat yansh. They didn't even sing their yeye song for me to notice anything. ( all I know is that I dreamt fighting war with vampires). I woke up today with a disfigured lips, swollen balls, I no even see my yansh again. I don go borrow money and I get two packs of raid sitting in my room. Let's see they've got to offer tonight. Thunder go fire them |
Health / I Can't Kneel Down For Long by ayodestar: 11:04pm On Feb 12, 2021 |
so I've noticed overtime that I can't kneel down for long. once I kneel down for like a minute, maybe during prayer my legs would start shaking follow with pain. is there anyone with such experience? what could cause that? |
Politics / Re: Nigerian Police Officers Are Seen As The Best In The World - IGP Adamu by ayodestar: 1:56pm On Jan 26, 2021 |
...not even africa |
Science/Technology / Re: Meet Rare White Lion With Gorgeous Hairstyle (Pictures) by ayodestar: 9:49pm On Nov 24, 2020 |
hope Dem no dye moya white like this. lol |
Politics / Re: Boat Conveying Ondo Electoral Officials Capsizes by ayodestar: 12:00pm On Oct 10, 2020 |
.so they can use jet to carry these things� |
Education / Re: The medical students and aspirants thread by ayodestar: 8:24pm On Oct 04, 2020 |
Good evening house..please is 268 okay for nursing in uniben? |
Education / Re: Uniben Aspirant 2020 Get In Here by ayodestar: 7:19pm On Aug 17, 2020 |
267 for nursing..is there hope? |
Celebrities / Re: Josh 2 Funny, Chibuike Josh Alfred: "People Think I’m Gay" by ayodestar: 6:23pm On Aug 08, 2020 |
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Education / Re: The medical students and aspirants thread by ayodestar: 9:39pm On May 23, 2020 |
please is 267 ok for BDS In uniben? |
Politics / Re: This Will Be My Last Tenure As Senator. MRS Oluremi Tinubu by ayodestar: 9:08pm On Feb 25, 2019 |
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Education / Re: Protest In University Of Medical Science, Akure Campus Over Fake Affiliation by ayodestar: 9:11am On Feb 14, 2019 |
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