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TUANKU:
Technically it's the people transporting themselves as the funds come from their offerings and tithes and any other way the church can squeeze more money out of them gullible souls.

And mumu like you that doesn't pay a dime to church will go their and enter the bus for free. No wonder you don't make any substantial progress for the whole of 12 months. You're only undoing yourself by attacking the church.

Kernels:
please guys please don't just scroll pass. please I beg you in the name of almighty GOD pls someone should please help me, my little sister and I we are starving. Please help us the last time we ate a good food was from our neighbor on Thursday last week. Since then we have surviving on drinking garri since on Friday and the garri we use to have hope has finished. the little money I have I used it to pay for house rent so that we can at least have roof over our head. am pleading for help please, not for my sake but for kid sis please am a primary school teacher and a house painter, our mom is late and my dad has retired. No matter how little it will go a long way to help us. May GOD in heaven come to your aid as you have come to ours. amen
opay
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M.A

My man go find job and stop all this nonsense.

Poert:
please guys please don't just scroll pass. please I beg you in the name of almighty GOD pls someone should please help me, my little sister and I we are starving. Please help us the last time we ate a good food was from our neighbor on Thursday last week. Since then we have surviving on drinking garri since on Friday and the garri we use to have hope has finished. the little money I have I used it to pay for house rent so that we can at least have roof over our head. am pleading for help please, not for my sake but for kid sis please am a primary school teacher and a house painter, our mom is late and my dad has retired. No matter how little it will go a long way to help us. May GOD in heaven come to your aid as you have come to ours. amen
opay
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M.A

I'm very sure that all these online beggars are not blind nor lame but they refuse to do something meaningful with their and life and resort to begging. I beg go and work poor.

I'm a graduate of over ten years without job but I took the courage and started farming. Now I'm living fine with my family. It might not be easy but it's far better than begging and committing crime.

Undilutedme:
Be ashamed for your useless father, not me

It's quite obvious that you're an hot tempered person with all these your responses. No wonder you see it as a big deal for your roommate to ask your girlfriend to sweep.

Apart from the fact that you're not financially buoyant to have a girlfriend you're equally not matured emotionally to have one.

Work on yourself first, you'll realise this later.

Mrwhite09:
if you know about a strategy to quit these killer habits, dont bother to tell me because there is nothing which I have not tried.

While I really feel very sorry for the op, I feel the same for you as well because I was once a victim though not so addicted but I know destructive these acts can be.

How I wish you can take to this my simple advice and see yourself being free completely.
No strategy, book or rehabilitation can make one stop this permanently because it's beyond human will.

The only solution is "Get Jesus to your life" and see how the yoke will be broken off your neck.

I can assure you 💯 that it's the only solution.

OGwales:
Israel, a cursed nation with a senseless God who loves human sacrifice since the beginning of time.

O Israel your destruction is near and this time around, its gonna be forever. Mark my word. We are still waiting for you to ordinary pinch Iran.

You will be shocked

Keep waiting dude, but I'm sorry to inform you that your end is nearer than you can ever imagine that happened. It's your creator you described just like that? Guy you're done for, mark my word

sofeo:
May God forgive him his sins and soul rest in peace.

I beg stop all these unrealistic wishes. There's surely no forgiveness after death. Whoever is telling you that is just deceiving you.

While people are alive and able to make decisions to choose between their creator and the deciever (devil) many of them abandoned their creator and chose otherwise. God is so patience that he respects your choice.

This is a call again to give your life to Jesus Christ while you're still able to do so because no amount of plead or prayer can save you after death.

Chikel20000:
Everyone knows dis...

But not everybody acts upon the fact, the reason for the emphasis.

ehikwe22:
Quit deceiving people. Prayer has nothing to do with your success

See this mumu who thinks he knows it all with his empty skull. People are saying what works for them which is very real you're here talking rubbish. When did you get to this world that you start denying miracles? Are you older than your ancestors?

iramure:
He does not need any money from the school. The billions he rakes in from his church business alone every worship hour is in billions. Mind you, god is not the one bringing the money but severely brainwashed members

It's high time you started doing something meaningful about your life. Thise people you call brainwashed are very happy to be. Imagine only one person donating a car worth over a #100m for his pastor's birthday and you're there with your lack of direction life feeling pained for those who enjoy what they do. It's a pity.

Homeboiy:
If I see this man for heaven

I go know say it’s either the wrong heaven or he bribed his way there

How are you so sure you will even make it there with this your current way of life?

You're very correct 💯 that you and such great man if God can never end up in the same place except you repent.

[quote author=HgsMediaPlus post=132358169][/quote]I pity those who are spiritually blind and take everything in life as casual. See, you're already dead alive.

Whether you want to believe it or not this incidence is spiritually engineered.
Na so devil will continue to flog the novices and they'll just be there helpless thinking it's just ordinary.

Dey play. The woman should thank God that they attacked her finance physically so that she can quickly look for solution. What if they come spiritual how will she fathom this?

There are many victims of this evil here on Nairaland whose monthly income is over a million Naira but before the end of the month you will see them borrowing from their friends already. They think it's just because of the bad economy, okay o! Go and see some people who are just earning less than 200k achieving something great.

Come to Jesus and don't be late! A lot of people are suffering from the hands of the devil but packaging will not let others know.

Only Jesus can give you freedom. Come to Him now.

helinues:


Na Donkey Jesus rode during his time oo but the pastors of nowadays no dey interested in bicycle self, but private jets

The mugu sheepishs are there to do normal, what's the meaning of logical reasoning with religion, for what now

Dema sheepishs don dey attack as usual instead of them to pray for me to stop

The kind mumu wey yo be no get match at all. Na bear foot your great grand parents they use waka back then but I wonder why you can't wear bathroom slippers go school these days. Better focus on your miserable live before it's too late. Empty skull!

paxonel:
So, are you aware that you can still be the Christian that you are, without him ?

are you aware that what God desires from you is your direct relationship between you and him without you having a priest or a man of God. Meaning, you are a priest for yourself?

Are you aware that you are unique and peculiar the way you are, just like he is unique the way he is?

I'm not saying that you shouldn't celebrate anyone. But the truth is that he doesn't even know that you exist talkless of him celebrating you.

And most importantly, do you know that your worship to God is you and just you alone, without religious building, gathering or place?
Check your bible
He was suppose to be the one telling you these.

The day you understand these things, that's when you will know what it means to be free.
Then you will never need miracles anymore talkless of testimonies because you will see that nothing was wrong with you in the first place.
You were as whole as the first man God created(Adam) which he created and saw that everything about him was good without any defect.

God never intended to intervene or perform miracles in the first place he created man. He wanted man to learn and take charge.
Image a man inventing an electric fan and keeps intervening by turning the blades with his hands all the time after plugging it to electricity. He will become frustrated that this fan is not working the way it ought to work.

That's how God feels anytime you are begging for miracles all to give testimony.
You don't know?

So have you become one by standing alone ? Jesus who created the 5 important offices in the church (Apostle, Prophet, Pastor, Evangelist and Teachers) knows what he's doing. The moment you cut yourself out of this principle you're technically dead because your spiritual survival depends on it.
You can't know the book more than the writer you know!

Hello good people of Nairaland. There's this particular ailment I've been battling with for a very long time, even since I was young: Cough.

This cough has proven to be so stubborn that all the drugs I've taken have been ineffective. I've gone for TB test several times but it's always negative. The annoying part of the cough is how it disturbed me mostly when I lie down to sleep at night.

Another effect of this cough that has raised serious concern is how it affects my ear. Sometimes when the cough is so severe I usually notice some tumor coming out from my ear and this has affected my hearing so badly that I hardly hear sounds with one of my ears.

I'm soliciting for the help of medical professionals and herbal doctors. Thanks.

felaismyhero:
Nonsense stories like this show that either the events didn't happen on Earth; they probably happened in another world of superhuman aliens, or they are myths. There's no mysterious story or miracle that has been repeated in our time. I do not believe that Jesus ever existed as a human being; that was actually the big issue that first split the church.

The truth of the matter is that you don't have to believe that God exists before He becomes God.
Your unbelieve doesn't change the fact that there's already a provision made for your salvation which is Jesus Christ! Whether you accept Him or not changes nothing and the impending doom awaits those who reject Him.

Just sit and watch as the Truth unfolds.
The people in the time of Noah did pass people like you but were eventually destroyed by the flood. The same may likely repeat itself except you choose to be saved now.

We4all:
It's not cheap. If you want to sell at a retail price, one should go for nothing less than 300 naira, which is quite expensive.

But it's actually 34pcs so divide it by 7,500 Naira. It's 220/pcs.

The plantain of this size are sold at 3pcs for 1k, so I think the price is still fair.

I was coming from work 2 says ago and I saw two bunches of plantain displayed for sale, I quickly packed and told my wife to go and confirm if it would be affordable but to my surprise my wife came back with the bigger bunch for just 7,500 Naira.

Some things are still cheaper here in Ado-Ekiti but not always like that.

I remember I created a thread here on Nairaland because of this stupid act of OKash, how they almost frustrate my with their annoying calls. Somebody gave me a simple logic that worked at least 75%.

The next time they call you, pick the call and don't say anything just leave the phone somewhere until they end the call themselves. The next time they will call you would be after 3 days or even more.

SmartPolician:
For letting every riffraff sleep with his daughters in the name of relationship, Femi Otedola must be the world's most generous billionaire.

When I become a billionaire, broke men won't even be crossing paths with my daughters. My daughters will be betrothed to their husbands at birth to the sons of my wealthy business partners. My sons are free to do or marry whoever they like.

If you don't like this, go suck a lemon!

There's every possiblity you won't be. You think it's money that makes a good person abi?

Man I've read through you write-up here and I can say vividly where you got it all wrong. Yes I can say that you're trying to prove to be a man of peace by satisfying both sides; your wife and your family.
To start with, why on earth will you and your spouse be attending different churches? Did you even court at all, or was there no discussion about your family settings during courtship?

Now you're in between two forces trying to survive.

This is my candid advice and I believe it's the spirit of God sending me to you perhaps to save your marriage and at the same time regain your peace.

1. You need to first see yourself as the head of your family, not your wife nor your family members.

2. Make up your mind (not because of pressure from anybody) which church you and your immediate family want to attend.

Note: You may decide to choose your wife's church if you like it and their doctrine or your mother church (not recommended anyway) or choose a different church entirely.

3. In case you don't want to choose your wife's church, you have find a good time to visit her so-called pastor alone (without her consent) and discuss the whole matter with him. Let him realise that you have nothing against his church but you have your own choice and you would like your wife to join you there as the head of the family.
Believe me if the pastor is a true man of God he will understand and convince your wife to follow you to your church.

Hint: The pastor will try as much as possible to convince you to come and join your wife in his church but make him understand that it's your decision and he should please respect it.

God bless you, please be wise in dealing with these matter.

Never ever try to use force at any point, only wisdom is required.

Don't allow those already counting some number of divorce advice you about marriage, it's a matter of time you will join the club.

BlindAngel:
That's the church she was attending before we got married, so I don't want to stop her in order for it not to seems like I'm wicked and for her not to call me names.

Yesterday she reminded me that after our marriage my family forced her to do thanks giving at our church. She has been saying this for long, but stopped, until yesterday.

I told her that doing thanks giving at our church is now a bad thing or something that's forceful?

She cried a lot yesterday because of our argument of this naming.

Same tears she used in forcing me into getting married to her when I wasn't in anyway ready.

Man I've read through you write-up here and I can say vividly where you got it all wrong. Yes I can say that you're trying to prove to be a man of peace by satisfying both sides; your wife and your family.
To start with, why on earth will you and your spouse be attending different churches? Did you even court at all, or was there no discussion about your family settings during courtship?

Now you're in between two forces trying to survive.

This is my candid advice and I believe it's the spirit of God sending me to you perhaps to save your marriage and at the same time regain your peace.

1. You need to first see yourself as the head of your family, not your wife nor your family members.

2. Make up your mind (not because of pressure from anybody) which church you and your immediate family want to attend.
Note: You may decide to choose your wife's church if you like it and their doctrine or your mother church (not recommended anyway) or choose a different church entirely.

3. In case you don't want to choose your wife's church, you have find a good time to visit her so-called pastor alone (without her consent) and discuss the whole matter with him. Let him realise that you have nothing against his church but you have your own choice and you would like your wife to join you there as the head of the family.
Believe me if the pastor is a true man of God he will understand and convince your wife to follow you to your church.

Hint: The pastor will try as much as possible to convince you to come and join your wife in his church but make him understand that it's your decision and he should please respect it.

God bless you, please be wise in dealing with these matter.

Never ever use force at any point, only wisdom is required.

Don't allow those already counting some number divorce of advice you on your marriage, it's a matter of time you will join the club.

Happy birthday big man. You are a blessing to many and God will continue to bless you.

But oga o, these Nairalanders sha! Somebody is celebrating his birthday na to start begging him for money, wetin you guys give him as a birthday present?

Meanwhile Mr Seun pls if don't mind I'll like to know your account details so I can bless you with my widow's myth since I don't know your location to bring you a birthday present. 🎂🌻🍓.

Gistmedia10:
A Nigerian woman gave her American husband a taste of her culture by serving him garri and moi moi for breakfast. The husband's reaction was to call it a "weird combo."

Garri is a popular Nigerian food made from cassava flakes, often eaten with water and sugar or with savory dishes. Moi moi is a steamed bean pudding made from ground beans, onions, and spices. These two foods are commonly enjoyed together in Nigeria.


Used to more typical American breakfasts like pancakes or cereal, the husband was surprised by the meal.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_5NgBM2I68

From the way I see it, the man actually enjoy the moimoi. He has almost finished it while still asking what it was.

budaatum:
When they call, answer and don't say anything. They will cut the call themself and stop calling when their costs ramp up.

There's something I don't really understand about the caller, she usually talk like automated call but I still feel she's pretending to be.

thelegend1:
Install Truecaller and activate "Block spam calls".
After 2 weeks, na them go tire.

Thanks but my hotline on which they call is on a small phone that doesn't use internet.

I think I've made the greatest mistake ever by doing business with OKash. Sometimes towards last year ending I collected a loan of certain amount from OKash app and I paid back all the money including the interest even before the payment deadline.

Ever since then till this present moment I can't have any rest of mind from this unfortunate company by disturbing my phone will unsolicited calls day and night telling me to come and borrow again. I tried to block thier numbers but I wonder why they still manage to call me back.

This is a thorough warning for whoever that wants to collect loan from OKash to stay away from them because they will frustrate your life with calls.

Thundafireseun:
Nigerians are foooooolish people…. Instead of saving the boy’s life by getting him out of there 1st … Then hand him over to the authorities …. They are busy trying to give credit to holy spirt that they are not sure truly exists

I’m sure the pastor of that church is even among those taking pictures, so he could continue deceiving his followers about his powers 😓😓😓

The way you guys run your mouths and slander divinity these days is alarming. One day you all will meet your Waterloo.
If you have witnessed what these callous people do to some churches you won't be saying this rubbish. It's not only money they usually go there to steal sometimes they still many valuables like wall clock, musical instruments etc.

Righteousness2:
Rebuke in the Church of GOD is very well in place and Biblical.

Rebuke is For Correction and should be done in love.

No matter what you are in the church or what you are doing in the Church, a true Believer, who has A TRUE FEAR of GOD, Whether G.O, Pastor, leader , etc who falls to the craftiness of the devil and is being disciplined will not leave the church in anger.
He/ She will give in to the discipline, and take the time to make amends and get restored to GOD.

Your Soul in Eternity is much more than Whatever Title you hold in the church.
If you have know and Understand the Importance of your soul in Eternity, you will Personally give up whatever title or Position in the Church and give yourself to Reconcilation with GOD.

Title or Position CANNOT and will not take anyone to Heaven.
It is better to be an Ordinary Member going to Heaven, than to be a Go , choir, prayer or whatever Leader Heading to Hell Fire.

Bro You're one of the few persons I like and respect on this platform but to be candid with you sir, I don't support and I vehemently dislike your opinion on this matter.

Many churches through the leadership these days have driven away from the tenets and the foundation of Christ. If you ask me a hundred time what would be the reaction of Christ on this matter I will say it's in the other way round.

In as much as backsliding is not condoned in the kingdom, there's every possibility of a righteous man falling (it's only the grace that keeps us all standing).

You see wickedness and hypocrisy are eating up the church and unfortunately many leaders think they're gathering for Christ but rather they're scattering from Him.

Don't you remember how many time bro Peter misbehaved and fell and Jesus was still lenient with him even after the death of Jesus he went back but Jesus in His mercy and love still brought him back.

Remember there is joy in heaven for a sinner that repent but what happens when we use our hands to put the sinner away to keep sinning?

Constructive discipline is what Jesus practiced, He never chased anyone to hell because of their misdid. He even gave Judas Iscariot a chance to repent but the dude was hardened, insensitive and hellbent.

The truth is every believer will keep growing until we meet with Christ. The grown ones have gone! God bless you.

Hi Nairalanders, I need an expert advice and recommendations on the total cost implication of at least 2500W solar/inverter system. I actually need the one that can power my 350l Nikai chest freezer in order to enhance my business.

Please I need a total estimated cost including the installer fee. Thanks.

Note: Pls don't mind my solar/inverter quoting, I might be wrong about the combination but I'm sure the experts will understand.

Thanks, I wonder it's price is higher than the others.

Thomasemeka:
go for ignis

Hi guys, I want to buy a chest freezer to enhance my business and I'm left to choose among these 3 makers; Ignis, Nikai and Aeon. I've not used any of these products before so I will need your recommendation on which one to go for. Thanks.