₦airaland Forum

Which king oponu be this for God's sake? Even animals think better than this.

Fut9ure:
Which God are you talking about

The one that allowed forty thousands people to die in Turkey earthquake
Hahah...one nairaland says turkey is too far
"turkey is too far. The flood that ravaged Nigeria last year nko? That killed countless number of human beings and destroyed farms and millions of properties, just because godly Nigerians reneged on building dam in adamawa as agreed in 1982 with Cameroon when Cameroon built theirs."

Maybe you're the real mumu here because you quoted the op out of context. He never said he wanted them to fix for free but they couldn't fix it because they've declared it totally damaged. Oversabi wan kee you!

CallmeTrinity:
Mumu op they didn't mean Apple couldn't fix it what he meant was apple couldn't fix it for free because it was outside warranty

So he got it fixed here in Nigeria at a cheaper rate when you convert the dollar to naira

Oga be wise! Some battles need not be fought alone if you don't want to become a casualty. Becoming a spiritual giant is a process not just want you become suddenly, you grow to reach that level when Satan himself start getting afraid of you. If you try to fight some battles while you're still a babe, you may receive many lashes provided you don't pay with your life (you may probably go to heaven but too soon). There are levels in the spiritual realm even the angels understand this.

gigabyte13:
If dem say make una dey pray
Una go say....
They are too religious jareeeeee
Oga if your spirit say something is wrong in that house, then it is......
I no go advise, make you dey run after spiritualist or pastor for solution....
Pray your way put of that situation or pack out.

The truth is the landlord might be innocent but fully aware of the occurrence, the reason why he doesn't want to bother the occupants so that they don't angrily pack out and the house eventually becomes deserted. What you need is a genuine spiritual consultation from a true man of God. Let them conduct deliverance and perform spiritual cleansing for the house. Bro, please do not be ignorance of the devices of the devil, your life or marriage might be at risk. Spirituality is very real, please don't ignore it so that you don't live to regret it. Act fast!

I pity you guy. You will understand better when the lady finally becomes your housewife but it might be too late by then. May you not regret your decision thereafter. Many ahead of you have said the same thing "she's the woman I want to spent the rest of my life with" but does it always work out that way? This one I'm seeing is deeper than physical!

I'm a tech lover, I have a basic knowledge of programming because I studied computer science in polytechnic but switched to engineering in university. I love programming and I've been trying to get back in line but hustling has never allowed me to concentrate. I will love at least one of my children to be tech savvy and I'm thinking of taking the approach of catch them young.
How do I achieve this and where do I start from?

Please I need candid advice.

I've done the screening, my status is approved and I've supplied my bank details as required on the portal but I've not received any message for the training. I applied as enumerator. Are still going to call me or I should go to their office?

Killbillz:
This isn't right.. u are supposed to prepare them for the outside world and trying to control them this way is not the best option to achieve that. These are grown adults for chrissakes. Not encouraging indecent dressing or exposure but there are better ways to go about this than all these..
Faculty uniforms indeed

Mr/Mrs better way, can you please share with us the better way to handle this menace? Tell me what teaching, lectures or advice these people have not listened to before, yet the number keeps increasing on a daily basis all because some bad eggs are negatively influencing the good ones. If that's the strategy the school management want to employ to curb this madness within their school jurisdiction, it is highly welcomed. At least the school vicinity will be sanitized.

AntiChristian:
They were hired?

See another pastor telling lies!

I wonder why people like you are very swift to twist things. Must you express your pain in another person's comment? His response is very clear enough for you to understand so take a pill to calm your nerves.
It's no doubt that such scenarios are much rampant in Christianity, the reason is very simple - the best product usually has the largest copycats and fake. Also in the best hospital that's where you have the worse case, so don't expect anything less. Even Jesus Christ Himself talked about it.

greenermodels:
If you have 50 acres of fertile farm land in the southwest, what would you do with it?

This is part of what I've been praying for alongside financial support. If I have access to this kind of proper with enough money to cultivate it, honestly I'm made. I will employ as much as possible as well.

Nice job! Do you do photo editing because I have one very old black&white pic of my late mum that I want to recreate? The pic is kinda bad, not that clear.

There's this old picture of my mum that I need a professional photo editor to work on. The picture quality is very low, not clearly seen, black and white and a little blurred. This is the only picture of my late mum I could get hold of because she passed on while I was a baby.

I need someone who can perfect this picture with appropriate colours that will look exactly like my mum as seen in the picture. I can't share the picture online because it's very important to me and I don't want it go viral like that.

If you can handle it please show your interest and let's discuss on WhatsApp. Thanks.

I love all these art works, they are very professional. Please I need the service of someone who can help recreate my mum's old photo. She passed on long time ago while I was just a child and the only photo I can lay hold of her is just one black/white blurred one. I need it to be recreated like original so I can print it out on a frame.

backnbeta:
You are definitely out of your mind to assume someone is out of her mind simply because such individual has a contrary opinion from yours! Aregbesola fixed a couple of roads but failed woefully in terms of workers' socio-economic wellbeing. It was so bad that he was codenamed "Aregbese" in Osun state. He was unfair to retirees and workers and the economy of Osun (which is salary driven) was badly affected. If in your opinion he was the best performing governor, why won't you respectfully say so? Why must you speak literally out of your mind? Manners, my sister, manners!

Heyahh! You see how painful it is to use a derogatory word for someone. You were comfortable saying that the man was a failed governor which you couldn't even dare say in his presence. Anyway, I mean no harm, I was only trying to make my point but I'm sorry for using such word against you. My apologies.

backnbeta:
Aregbesola that failed as a governor is serving as a minister...what can he offer? Absolutely nothing

You must be out of your mind to have said that Aregbesola was a failed governor. For your information, he is the best governor Osun has ever had. No governor has surpassed his achievement.

So I decided to acquire a new chess freezer today but on getting to where I wanted to but it I got totally confused as to which brand I should go for. I already know most of the best brands in the market (i.e. thermocool, lg etc) but I have a very low budget so I wouldn't go for any of them.
I saw 3 brands that interest me (skyrun, snowsea and aeon) but I'm confused which exactly to go for. Though the seller gave me a good assurance on the snowsea and I found it more spacious and cheaper but I'm still very optimistic whether to go ahead and pay for it.
Please I need a solid advice from anyone who has used any of these brands before. Thanks.

Tokskob2008:
Yes, heaven is made for Christians only while other religions will end up in hell, that's according to them but the truth is 99% of the same Christians won't make heaven if we are to go by the commandments and all what's in the Bible.

What do you know about Christianity that you're quoting Bible out of context? If you like read the Bible from now till next year, you can never understand the mystery in it except you have the spirit of God to interpret it to you. The Bible is the word of God, so anyone who will read and understand it must have the spirit of God. Stop claiming you know Bible, oga you know natin.

It's better you be!

LikeAking:
As usual..

Quiet!

The media arm of the Redeemed Christian Church of God has denied the rumour and tagged as fake the news released recently by the Daily Post that Bola Hammed Tinubu held a meeting with Pastor E.A. Adeboye, the general overseer of the mission at the redemption camp.

JoyousFurnitire:
Oga do you even care maybe their mental health is the problem?

Small thing die, destroy. Shey your mental health dey ok sha?

Your ignorance, obstinacy or stubbornness can never stop what God is going to do to this wicked and corrupt world. People criticized Noah more than that but their criticism never stopped Noah from what God told him to do neither did it stopped God from what He planned to do.

You have the opportunity to repent now and give your life to Jesus Christ before you start looking for Him with hot tears when it would be too late.

The end will surely justify the means, whether @Righteousness' health is ok or not, we shall see who laughs last.

The second one really thoughtful.

tecnolad:
A device that works with the brain to provide a lost body function — like help connect the brain to a prosthetic part (like artificial eyes, limbs, etc) to make them function like natural body parts.

Also, it'd be nice to have a gadget that can help translate sound waves into meaningful words for people without hearing function.

This guy was my roommate during his undergraduate days in OAU: Awo hall block3 room 303. Very funny and friendly. He only stayed for just a semester before he moved to stay alone in town.

Drinokrane:
https://www.instagram.com/p/CY8lx__oiGT/?utm_medium=copy_link

and you believe that your dad is really your dad and your mom is your mom too?
You will probably believe that your grandma is a virgin. Always mind your business and hold on to whatever you believe without interfering with others.

michlins:
and you actually believe that fable story?

You will probably believe a donkey talked and a whale held human for three days straight

If you have ever played with this gadget before then you're a legend.
Tell us o what it's all about and what it's being used for. grin

The name back then is called racket. Who told you that black people too are not innovative? Even before the invention of knockout (banger) we've been using this for long. It's just that it's limited to only one round.

If you have ever played with this gadget before then you're a legend.
Tell us o what it's all about and what it's being used for.

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