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zyzxx:
dat display problem, can u discharged ur memory ?

u mean i should remove my ram or wah?

female boss... Sugar mummy ;Dfemale boss... Sugar mummy

my hp G60 is not displaying anything
when i put it on and my caps lock and
num lock doesnt blink and my fan is rolling
but its not booting up and my system is on

Congratulations Arsene Wenger - the
Arsenal boss is the 2nd #BPL manager to
reach 400 wins in the competition...

ToyinDipo:
Yes, but I'm not a female.

wah language

ToyinDipo:
You hardly seem them, moreso on nairaland.

do u code?

Written by Tosin Ayo
HOW THE RICH AND THE POOR PRAY...
The Rich: Oh Lord my Father. Thank you for
always hearing me. I have just come to say
thank you for all you've done. Forgive me all
my sins. Let my business prosper. That
railway contract in Lagos and the oil
prospecting contract in Abuja, let me clinch
them this week. Stabilise my blood pressure.
Let my wife return safely from her trip to
Seychelles. Thank you for answered prayers.
In Jesus' name I have prayed. (Amen)
The poor: Faaaaaaaaaaaaaa
aaatheeeeeeeeee eeeeer!!! X 10
Goooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooo
ood!!!! X 10
My life! My life!! My life!!!
My head! My head!! My head!!!
Shakes head... Jesus....Jesus. ..Chisos...
Take me... Take me... Do it...Do it...Do it...
Poooooweeeeeeer rrrrrrrr!!!
Sweats...Grunts ...Groans...Gri ns...
Faaaaaaayaaaaaa aaaaa!!!
Shouts...Scream s...Oh Loooooooooooooo
oooooooooorrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rd....
Silence
Amen!
Das all...Still wondering why your prayer is not
answered? What exactly have you prayed
about? Be specific or keep on making noise...

mukina2:
All join

i pray arsene with dat his retarded brain buys good players in january

One thing i love most about programming is when i see women/girls that code... I would love to meet the GITs(Girls In Technology)/WIT(Women In Technology)

Ah Shoki....

all dis fake shits!!! Y u never buy car with ur #300000

my hp G60 is not displaying anything when i put it on and my caps lock and num lock doesnt blink and my fan is rolling but its not booting up and my system is on

someone me i have entered u r calling virgin.. Smh

omoelu1:
hello, please do you have a PDF copy of the book?

not sure again but u can get it downloaded from it-ebooks.info

learn python the hard way by zed shaw is the best book for beginners in python.... Python is a very good scripting language i bet you will love it

Jeezyy:
What is lie? I've never told a lie before

my friend you just lied

teamoau wishes GEJ merry xmas and happy new year

where everybody

Nigerians will always remain Nigerians.. stupid mentality just because someone left like that means he left angrily? smh

Nigeria is mad again

won da mo burna boy n d bang

Ghost mode olamide n phyno

1025: could u pls see the current table and understand what i was talking about. city was suppose to be ahead or arsenal and that has nothing to do with english language as trophies are not won alphabetically. there is a new law in soccer which says that the colour blue is heavier than red. if u have a gun without bullet, a man with knife will slice u like bread. history is saying that u sold ur last 5 captains and now that arteta is the new captain, 4 million will be fine to buy the captain.
una no dey play tiki taka again? ur goalkeeper at the end of the match said he was happy to win urgly.
una no dey do academy football again? una dey buy ozil and sanchez but when others were buying, u ppl were busy saying we buy trophies. how did u get fa cup and community shield now?

#StoryForDgods

Olaolufred: [size=14pt] NO COMPLAIN.
THE PRE-SEASON RESULTS ARE ALL MAN. U NEEDED FOR SELF GRATIFICATION.
WHAT DO YOU EXPECT AFTER THAT?.
UP MAN-U[/size]

goan burn ur man u jersey if u have one

the stupid coach won all his pre season games and came to lose first game of EPL in Old Trafford *spits*

1025: why is arsenal at the top of the league? they won at home 2-1 while swansea won away to man u 2-1.
pls somebody should explain.

cos arsenal is d best n didn't ur English teacher in primary skul tell u Dah A is d first alphabet and not S

pls help my system is not coming on Buh d power button light is on Buh its not displaying anything

pls my laptop shuts down itself I don't know y someone told me its overheating Buh my fan is rolling I don't know wah is wrong pls help me

Mhyke: aro,aro,aro....shey na dat guy for whatsapp? i go knw now;.....any new lie?

mike u go blow ni

papindinho: awon eruku mi. Awon naa ni kin ma para pe kin keep cool me. So, bi gobe sele ninu room mi teba gbo bajinatu ema ri awon goons mi KOBA!!lol

ori e wan be jooer

BetaTechnicians: it can't be 5 - 6, you have to be specific. it should blink repeatedly and consistently before starting again

it blinks 5 times den it stops Buh my system won't go off it will still be on Buh it won't display anything not even d name of d manufacturer

BetaTechnicians: What's the brand? How many times does the caps lock blink?

its Compaq 615 and it blinks 5-6 times thanks in advance pls I need help