₦airaland Forum

emmydan9: hello nairalanders i had 245.5 aggregate for pharmacy..is there hope at all

just pray dey don't merge us unless u r gone niyen

awon goons mi

BetaTechnicians: What's the brand? How many times does the caps lock blink?

its Compaq 615 and it blinks 5-6 times thanks in advance

my PC displays nothing wen I put it
on not even d manufacturer name n
den my cap lock light will now blink its
light .. pls can someone help

now playing *oloriburuku ni sug ati omole * by fattbabakay

so this fattbabakay didn't even win d election and e will be forming bad niqqa.. *chooks my bottom for u*

fattbabakay: even "klink d drunk" knows...

*straight face*

fattbabakay: Cc ayomidearo ,,,hope u dey see d votes

is dere any ongoing election

ashhascash:

wu be dis

fattbabakay: tfu...even widout votes,m alredi d champion

not in my own department fool

make nobody vote for fattbabakay oo

Abbiewyse: #SMH for some people that thinks schools in ota and some other town in southwest are local and inept. As a matter of fact, Ota has produce more winners in this competition than any other town...Iganmode, Ambassadors...Ota Total...Et all.

Yea ooo he is right am a living witness I won it for ambassadors in 2010

justi4jesu1: I have that in mind

looking forward to seeing dah

justi4jesu1: We need more of this kind of competitions.

create urs

Boye94: Seun, confirm dis pls.

ask him he will tell u... he is my bro

Boye94: Tell me you've won it b4.

have won it before in 2010 oga Seun osewa dad's school the ambassadors college

grosebiz: I think Nairaland is d head office of comedy.u guys are just a bunch funny homo sapiens.

so make we laff

constance500: Pheeeew... Who doesn't know 2+2=22..simple thing


I used to like Maths until those alphabets were added

loool olodo

Ghanaian singer, Theophilus Tagoe aka Castro has been reported dead after a jet ski accident while trying to save his girlfriend yesterday morning, Sunday, July 6. 2014.

The musician, who together with Black Stars captain, Asamoah Gyan, have been holidaying with friends at the Aqua safari resort in Ada since Saturday, drowned Sunday morning.

The five friends including Castro hired 5 jet skis (with life guards), on Sunday for a ride and were all riding until the girl fell into the water.

Castro was then reported to be seen trying to save the girl from the waters when the electronic trackers on Castro life jacket went off, signifying he was off his Jet Ski.

The girl he was trying to save was rescued but Castro’s jet ski was found without him.

A search was later mounted and his lifeless body found.

Castro and Black Stars of Ghana captain, Asamoah Gyan are best friends and have a single together titled ‘Odo Pa’.

May His Soul Rest In Peace!

Read more: http://www.guruslodge.com/index.php?threads/ghanaian-singer-castro-dies-in-jet-ski-accident-while-trying-to-save-his-girlfriend.39218/#ixzz36m5YogDV

super guaranteed sef

fattbabakay: Guaranteed

fattbabakay: dem agree deal,e never sign contract! Even if he does,he never pass medical...M sure barca supporters who are witches re not @ rest,dey must be waiting for him @ a juncture to break d deal...

arsenal fans who are pastors are at work..
Alexis is ours

Governor Babatunde Fashola of Lagos State
has appealed
to the Nigeria Medical Association, NMA, to
call of its
strike in the interest of patients in the various
hospitals
begging for attention.
Speaking at the second convocation ceremony
of the
Lagos State College of Health Technology in
Yaba, Lagos,
Southwest, Nigeria on Thursday 3 July, the
governor
disclosed that the state has employed 265
health
graduates.
He then appealed to all medical workers to
desist from
using strike actions as a means of meeting
their demand.
He said those that invented strikes in the
country’s health
sector did it for the sake of their patients and
not for
themselves, thereby asking the present crop of
doctors to
emulate the past leaders.
Fashola said all medical workers from the least
to the
highest in the chain of command were like
gods on earth,
saying that “only sick people who have been ill
knows
your importance.
“Workers in other sectors of the country’s
economy are
not satisfied with their remuneration. They are
not
holding governments to ransom because they
do not
want Nigeria to fail,” he stated.
However, the governor gave automatic
employment to all
265 fresh graduates of the college, saying
that his delight
was that “we are producing graduates in
areas where the
state economy has a compelling need. The
primary
healthcare is critical to Lagos economy.”
“We are producing graduates, who will help us
achieve our
objectives. So, in order to show that we are
ready to work
our talk, I say publicly that all of the
graduating students
today will be immediately employed by our
government.
“We will work the process. We will go to the
State House
of Assembly if it is necessary to raise
supplementary
budget to fund their employment. But I make
this
commitment to you as a matter of honour,” he
said.
According to him, “we are offering automatic
employment to the 265 fresh graduates of the
college. The
state government primary objective is to make
sure that
hospitals are not filled because they ensure
initially that
the people do not fall sick.”
Fashola also said the government would grant
autonomy
to the management of the institution, saying
that
government would only intervene in the affair
of the
institution when necessary.
“Believe me, no governor, no president wants
to be
involved in day to day running of institutions.
That is why
there are Vice Chancellors, provosts, lecturers
and
governing councils. Let us ask ourselves almost
too often
when there are problems in the schools where
do the
students and lecturers run to, they run to the
government. This is a shared responsibility.
When the
request to grant this institution autonomy gets
to me, I
will approve it immediately,” he stated.

michaeltotti: Sanchez or sachet.na champion league spot u go fight for

hater back off

Tobbie9: haha this guy is newbie, pls maintain ur innocence don't join we the corrupted ones

what's dah supposed to mean am not a nrwbie

bercarray: omo arsenal don vex o, e wan join d big spenders,e spend am last yr e collect FA,maib e go collect anoda trophy dz season. Who knws maib dey don tell him say e go soon die, so e wan quick quick spend dos money

loool he has too leave cos barca have placed neymar over him

HELLO NAIRALANDERS LETS ANSWER THIS QUESTION
A guy went for an Interview at a
Big IT Company for the Position
of a “Computer h*****g
Investigator“
Boss:- So, What makes you
suitable for this Job??
Guy:- I hacked into your
Computer and Invited myself to
this Interview.
Do you think he will get the Job?
Drop your Comment.

I agree with yhu bruv... Jonathan is like a statue in dah aso rock... it doesn't even look like we have a president in this country... as for oau... omole needs to be removed