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Rapmoney:
Thanks. I appreciate your post!

thanks,Mr Rapmoney. Ur appreciation is appreciated

PunkyBrewster:
Not my problem if you can't read cues such as humour in written word. I can't help you with that. You must have Asperger if you can't tell that I was being light when I made that statement. Not everything is serious business online abeg.

Now please drop this petty butthurt & have some tea...with me. lol!

Erotomania. Now Aspergers. Guess its a Nigerian thing after all using sensitive words ever so loosely. But next time u explain d meaning of a word to someone, paint d whole picture cos ur student might start to use d word ever so loosely as well without researching further. Now butthurting ended and tea accepted.no lol

PunkyBrewster:
Oh yes it can because both are seeing signs that are not there. Misreading cues.

Btw, in my initial post, I'm using the term loosely. In a tongue-in-cheek manner so also loosen up, Dr Ruth.

u don't geddit do u? Do away with d Dr Ruth part will you, even used loosely d word doesn't fit.at all. Cos DAT wud mean anyone who reacts to a supposed 'green light, is an erotomaniac,which is not true. Erotomaniacs misread the cues,make moves on their victims, get told they've misread d cues,get beaten,disgraced even arrested and jailed yet believe still their victims want them.its a psychosis which stays even if ur told otherwise and I refuse good-naturedly that word be used even 'loosely' in the context in question.

PunkyBrewster:
Its a delusional psycho.

People with erotomania see signs of love when there isn't none. These people would believe that a celebrity is totally in love with them just by watching them on tv & spending time "decoding" "secret love messages" from the said celebrity. If their celebrity love interest were to blow a kiss on tv, the erotomaniac would believe it was meant for them etc.

ur talking bout something entirely different. Erotomania, a delusional disorder, can't be used to describe the state of mind of the guys in the scenarios painted by the op

Rapmoney:
U think you are magician that can twist people's mind abi?

truly I say to u again, u needn't patronise Africa magic or be a magician to succeed where others fail

Rapmoney:
Guys, how many times have you experienced this situation?

1) She greets you at all times of the day with sexy smiles and you think she is in love. You approach her and she turns you down painfully

2) She never fails to stare at you in an erotic way whenever you see her in the street...you feel you would easily bleep her. You approach her and she fall your hand by rejecting you outrightly in all ramifications My guy would be like:'WTF...I thought I looked like Trey Songz to her!!!'

3) You met her at a party. She danced seductively with you! Holding you, giving you 'ukwu' lavishly. Your joystick come whisper to ur brain like:**'I must fiok dis babe today'** Oya, time dor reach to go house...next thing u see one short ugly dude with a Toyota Venza and she says: 'That's my boyfriend, thanks for keeping me company, take care!'

4) She laughs at all your jokes and always seems happy when she is with you , U come chyke her and she tells you she is not interested! Say she is into a relationship! My guy go be like: 'Shuo! I feel say the babe dey trip for me o!' ;

Chai!!! Women...deh nor fit understand una at all
You can share yours!

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the scenarios you described above are all patent green-lights and truly I say to u, u will never ever get a better green light from a girl in ur lifetime unless of course she's from yonder. Most guys in those situations would get laid when all is said and done and only a handful wouldnt ,all depends on ur driving skills after you've been shown that 'go' light

SuperModerator:
She has no brain and no womb
She is just an empty container

han han must you always hit below the belt?

If someone deserved to be beat then why regret it?
U pummeled her and felt damn good about it... That's deserved!
U plowed her and felt real bad... That's regret!
Which is it man cos ur making me think from both sides of my head

iiiyyyk:
The student just ask a simple career question, y not just answer with a clear mind.
must you bring single casses of unscrupulous elements. Every profession have the good, the bad and the ugly. .
Every few days we hear of physicians that sell run baby factories, does that represent the profession.

For crying out laoud no northern state take optometrist in place of physician. Those hospitals have physicians, pharmacist nursese etc. states have HMBs. What do take northern states for. So they also place Dentist in place of phicician?
pls lets stop this pulling down mentality, be objective in our assessment of others.

do some finding out before leaping to accuse someone of having a pull down mentality even if the fingers are being pointed at u or ur region. the user u quoted isn't far from the truth. he said some places mostly in the north employ people who are apparently not doctors to do doctors work. I know this cos I work in such place. and yes it's d HMBs that employ them and i dare say they pay em much more than they pay some locally trained doctors (most of them are from north africa)even though their medical knowledge is at best at par with year 4 medical students in our unis. point is, make sure to be on the right side before u disclaim somebody else's claims another time.

uchkochi:
Is love SEX!!!!

What is the difference between sex and love making?

1. You make love to your wife. While you have sex with a girl friend or a prostitute, hence the term PRE-MARITAL SEX.

2. Sex is self centered, wanting to satisfy self. But love making is mutual and the satisfaction of your spouse is primary.

3. Sex is just the use of the sex organs but love making is the use of the whole body.

4. Sex does not depict love but love making is love.

5. Sex is for pleasure, love making is for expression.

6. Sex is short, love making is long.

7. Sex is without romance, love making is romance packed.

8. Sex is taking, love making is sharing.

9. The pain of a person during sex gives the other person pleasure but in love making it is not so.

10. Sex may be bad but love making is true.

11. Eyes are closed during love making. Eyes are opened during sex. Love making blends couples because they are doing the right thing.


Many have been deceived that a guy loves them because he had sex with them. A guy can only love you and make true love to you after marrying you.

So even in this valentine season show love, don't allow a person who is not your husband have sleep with you.

SEX DOES NOT MEAN LOVE!!!

chai! Bad Markeeet

Dunno when it's become a man's life's goal to try to please women at all cost. And for y'all clamouring for a change to a more challenging and engaging discourse as a form of departure from the routine 'what boys like about girls'etc issues; be the change yourselves instead of looking for someone 'intelligent' to do it. 'Abi you no dey intelligent?'

1. NOt Afraid- mehn i recommend that song for people diagnosed with Major depression. Guaranteed to do better job than mood stabilizers ever will. 2. Lose Yourself- going for an interview or exams or a project defense or babe hunting? That's your song! Better than coffee,Alomo,ogogoro etc. 3.Just Lose it- want something better than Night of a thousand laughs? Try this track. They'd think you smoked a bucket full of laughing gas. 4. The way i am- With this song you can damn the world and be yourself to the letter. 5.Kim- when your lover cheats and you feel real bad and wanna get him/her off your chest, that's your track. By the time your swaying to the last verse,you will remember his/her name no more!

Dude you must snore so bad she couldn't get a wink of sleep lying next to you and she be like 'how the heck did i end up with this grinding machine? If not for the fact he's got an A bed game i'd prolly kill him with a pillow right now'. Advice: set a tape recorder beside your pillow before you sleep with the aim of recording the night happenings. Play the content to yourself the following morning.

emmancipated:
But some people WO WO sha

i hope,very much,that you were not referring to his daughter with your WO WO thing. Few women,i repeat,very few women,would look half that good with their head shaven.

prettythicksme:
Guys which one will u love most to date,lady with a worwor face but gat a killer curve or a Lady with beautiful face without no curve because guys on nl says a lady with killer curve is truly an African woman!!!

there's your answer

Oops! I meant to go to technology/phone but apparently ended up in the Joke section...my bad.

Mosquitoes Breeding and Genetics Mosquitoes Breeding and Genetics

Firstly, no course in the higher institution is a cake walk otherwise we won't have students who are being advised to withdraw or pursue a career in other courses due to academic incompetence or otherwise every other year. Having said that, however, for the sake argument,let's take a minute to reason along this path: It says in the Holy books that despite the fact man was created last he was given the mandate to rule over all other creatures by virtue of his comparative complexities and supreme intelligence. Man out of his superior wits 'created' all these other courses from the things around him to further explore and improve on his understanding and intelligence and then he decided to go inwards and create a course to study and understand himself( medicine,nursing,dentristry,pharmacy etc) because he knew he needed to be alive and well first before he could have time to create and invent other things. So please how,because i cant figure it out, could man have created another course that is more difficult to understand or explore than a course that actually studies and explore himself,being the most complex and intelligent creature in the universe

I'd like to study Microbiology if given another chance

bolanle76:
I studied medicine,but if given a second chance, as a lady,I would study nursing science because they have time for themselves due to the fact that they run shifts.

madam e neva too late o! We'll accept u with open hands into the Nobel profession of Florence...

Safari29:
It is bad if your wife is smarter than you are

Absolutely not,bro. Reasoning along that line,wouldn't it be wiser to vote PEJ as President come 2015 rather than GEJ? She seems to know the Job descriptions more than her hubby in my opinion. What say you?

lonelydora:
All I wanna say is GEJ is working. In my place, they say "when you thank a man for what he has done he will do more"

In that Saying, the emphasis is on,"thank a man for what he has done", not "thank a man for what he says he'll do or expected to do". My point is, for once, let the FG actually create the jobs first with beneficiaries as evidence for a change instead of just pulling figures out of thin air to score cheap political points

candidbabe:
hmmmmmm 700,000 jobs.
This will help to boost the economy of this great nation.
I hope the janj@weeds have read this

GEJ till 2019.

if you are not gonna live up to that username,i suggest,very much,that you change it!

StarBoard:
You are a certified FOOL and dunce! Go and drink blood tonic so your brain can work because it looks like what you have in your skull is spoilt cold pap.

Kanu who never scored in an AFCON or World Cup is whom you are giving Nigeria s best striker against Nigeria's all-time scorer.

I wonder who swore for you in your village for you to be talking like an I.diot in public. It would have been better if you walked the streets of your neighbourhood naked than type this nonsense

bros take am easy na! Shooo! The guy offend u before now? We all know he's wrong but he didn't deserve that kinda derogatory outpouring from you. Abegi it's not a crime to be wrong!

Nice one from Da Pink Princess! Looking forward to that most anticipated next album of yours.

Baddo101:
How to deal wth a snooring partner? Slap d nonsence out of ur partner's cheek anytime he/she snores. u will thank me later.

. You are sure your name bro

I think people have begun to take tribalism and bigotry too far. Every nations, even the most civilized of them, US, Britain,Russia,Japan etc have some element of tribalism that still lingers. People will always identify first with their own whether we like it or not. When success is being attributed to a previously unknown figure, most of us go for the name first in other to identify with and possibly brag about the achievement based on the tribe first of all before we take it as far as being a Nigeria. Nothing absolutely wrong in that,its perfectly human and normal and have seen a lot of folks here do it countless number of times even those who are now calling users who see a foul-play in Elliot's ambition bigots and 'tribalists'! I'm quite sure people supporting this would be first to disapprove if someone like Jide kosoko suddenly adds 'ugochukwu' or 'abubakar' to his name claiming to be from SE and North resp cos he wants to contest a political post. Elliot could win despite the cries for or against him here but doesn't change the fact the move to suddenly add Olusola to his was dubious and still is! He should have stuck with his well known moniker even while claiming to be Lagosian and I'm sure the hostility here wouldn't have reached this proportions. I think people have begun to take tribalism and bigotry too far. Every nations, even the most civilized of them, US, Britain,Russia,Japan etc have some element of tribalism that still lingers. People will always identify first with their own whether we like it or not. When success is being attributed to a previously unknown figure, most of us go for the name first in other to identify with and possibly brag about the achievement based on the tribe first of all before we take it as far as being a Nigeria. Nothing absolutely wrong in that,its perfectly human and normal and have seen a lot of folks here do it countless number of times even those who are now calling users who see a foul-play in Elliot's ambition bigots and 'tribalists'! I'm quite sure people supporting this would be first to disapprove if someone like Jide kosoko suddenly adds 'ugochukwu' or 'abubakar' to his name claiming to be from SE and North resp cos he wants to contest a political post. Elliot could win despite the cries for or against him here but doesn't change the fact the move to suddenly add Olusola to his was dubious and still is! He should have stuck with his well known moniker even while claiming to be Lagosian and I'm sure the hostility here wouldn't have reached this proportions. I think people have begun to take tribalism and bigotry too far. Every nations, even the most civilized of them, US, Britain,Russia,Japan etc have some element of tribalism that still lingers. People will always identify first with their own whether we like it or not. When success is being attributed to a previously unknown figure, most of us go for the name first in other to identify with and possibly brag about the achievement based on the tribe first of all before we take it as far as being a Nigeria. Nothing absolutely wrong in that,its perfectly human and normal and have seen a lot of folks here do it countless number of times even those who are now calling users who see a foul-play in Elliot's ambition bigots and 'tribalists'! I'm quite sure people supporting this would be first to disapprove if someone like Jide kosoko suddenly adds 'ugochukwu' or 'abubakar' to his name claiming to be from SE and North resp cos he wants to contest a political post. Elliot could win despite the cries for or against him here but doesn't change the fact the move to suddenly add Olusola to his was dubious and still is! He should have stuck with his well known moniker even while claiming to be Lagosian and I'm sure the hostility here wouldn't have reached this proportions.