The Beam: I have never been involved in any of DB's processes, but Doyexy and co just blew me away till I became addicted to the thread, getting info passing around to friends who need it and all...

But I must confess, these new breed of potential recruits are embarrassingly unprofessional and immature! Unlike with the era of Polipompom, Ayoshonubi and the other gracious scions of the thread, these present children are uncouth, intolerant, manner-less, lazy and IMMATURE!

They all seem to wanna outdo each other in an unwritten competition of "who is silliest?" And parade big big *Englishes* like that's the proof of their worth! I daresay, it's a mark of a negative complex when u need to abuse others and constantly show that u're better b4 u can feel good; If u were in fact better, u wouldn't need to struggle so to convince us!

U can imagine how this pack will compete if recruited and given targets, they'll abuse each other and just destroy little by little everything the bank stands for with these immature squabbles and inability to think twice before reacting.

Well, I imagine any HCM/HCD official of Diamond bank who goes thru d pages here'll be dismayed like: "shey we neva buy market now, na dese ones one move our bank forward?" And frankly if I were in a mgt position in DB and saw this.......we might as well just start recruiting pepper sellers cos there really isn't that much of a difference btw u guys and dem except perhaps d triffling matter of ur B.Sc!

N.B: b4 u start rolling out the insults; JUST PAUSE, KEEP CALM, THINK!

you knw i ask myself evrytime. Wat happened to this thread. It was like a home where we all eagerly come to share ideas, help each oda out, pray 4 each oda and u have it. So many miracles happened on this thread. Nobody eva had issues wit anybody. We were all mature and coped happily well wit one anoda. Now i dnt knw wat 2 say. I believe wen u go 2 a new place, u first study their tradition and blend in. But some guys just came and totally changed our rhythm. It is well indeed. E be like say i go call pastor omnisharp to come and start praying 4 us again.

I had 2 change my post. I hope u'll take it into serious consideration

Oga obinoscopy. Sorry i dont know how to send you a PM. Pls i have something very important to inform you. My email add is ay4real2012@yahoo.co.uk. I would be more than happy if you can give me audience. Thanks in anticipation

Na wa o. U guys hav exams 2day. Instead of reading ur gmat and praying 2 pass d test, u're here looking 4 one link. We didnt start dis thread dis way. Now all old members of dis thread cannot comment again because of fear of getting into trouble. D whole idea 4 d thread has been lost. U keep putting urselves & all of us at risk wit dis silly questions u keep asking. Make seun come close dis thread abeg so we can continue our process without fear

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Praise Jehovah. Peace has returned 2 my room. I need not say more. Evrytin has been said by khalil. And honestly, he speaks 4 us all.

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I also got dat 2004 wema bank shares wit my 1st salary after secondary schl b4 global recession. And i neva got a kobo since den. I remember it was 3.50kobo per share den. Honestly d bank dey try. Their services are very great. But dis one wey dem no gree pay dividend. I got d cert after a year in 2005. Where d registrar dey make i go rake 4 am. Its almost a decade o

@guitarlife, austin & dabiko: enough of this please. This thread was not founded 4 abuses, fights & foul words. I dnt think dis thread would get 2 87pages & counting if all we did was abuse each oda. We're all here 2 help each oda succeed. @austin: no man is above errors. If som1 makes a mistake, correct dem & make fun of no 1. @guitarlife: bros u don tey 4 dis thread. U need not argue wit anyone @dabiko: please no foul words here. If som1 provokes u, pls just bone am. Na guyman u be. I should believe we're all matured job seekers. Make i no c anybody fight again or else if i catch d pesin during ts, i go use im tie hang am 4 fan. (just kidding). Bottom line. Lets co-exist as 1 d way we hav always done. We're all diamonds. Diamonds no dey get dirty stain o. Lets all shake hands & bone d anger

It depends on d weight of the slap o. If frustrated soldier or SSS officer slap you, you no go get strength to turn ur head sef wen stars begin float 4 ur eye. On a serious note, If you read ur Bible well, u'll knw dat Jesus speaks more in parables. It simple means if someone tries to frustrate u, dont fight back. Na dem go tire last last. 2 wrongs neva make a right. Besides wen a sandpaper rubs a wood, d wood neva runs away. in d end d wood becomes more beautiful and d sandpaper becomes worthless

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doyexy: Am starting TS 29th of April, who's wit me?

Big Congrats honeypie. Go in and excel.

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'Ella99:
Please guys I nid ur advice. If I take d test in owerri does that mean d interview will take place in owerri as well or my state of residence cos going to owerri 4 each of d recruitment stages will nt be easy from lagos.

bros/babe bone d distance o. Wen d money starts rolling in, u go 4get d stress. So many pple come 4rm sokoto, kaduna, kano and many oda farther states 2 lagos 4 evry process. So dont aim at d stress of d journey. Aim 4 d prize. Or is there any good thing dat comes easy? #just advicing# i knw its not easy but please go if u can find a way 2 afford it.

donatrix:

Una no wan answer me ooo.

Hmmmmm!!!!
Please what is the branch's full address where an applicant can submit his cv for the next Abuja test.
Very urgent please.

Guys help.

boss u can either google their abuja head office or go to any branch and beg their human resource to pls help u submit it online incase dey start calling soon. Dont act like u knw dey will soon start calling

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grim and evil: guys grim the reaper is now on TS, I gate crashed, supriseinly 12 people turned down db so d found easy way to fix me in.

bros i go tax u at d end of d month o. You see now. Thank God u prayed and u finally decided to go instead of just staying at home since last year waiting for wat will not come. I'm really happy for u bro. One chicken & wine 4 me, ciwi, doyexy and sixteen08 for pushing you to your testimony. Congrats man

grim and evil: like seriously can u first read my post before giving advice,

phrrrrriii(blows whistle) no tempers pls. Grim pls go wit ur credentials and a photocopy of each one. But i feel it wont hurt at all 2 get like 4 extra copies each. Just get a transparent flat file & neatly arrange ur documents. Pls leave as early as u can & spend d whole night praying so dey could possibly slot u in d 22nd april TS batch. @ciwi: no vex my darling. I guess he just wants 2 be absolutely sure. End of discussion. Both of u start hugging nw. 4 d rest of us, oya let our permutations and combinations continue.

rubyno:

wen i got my test invite, i declared my fone a 'no touching'. When i got first interview invite, my fone wz like 'mtn- everywer u go'. Wen 2nd interview will come, i'l get a nylon bag n tie d fone inside because devil fit send one winch to soak am inside water. Den wen TS invite comes....hehehe, i'l go and buy a bra. On my chest 24/7

lwtmb. Ehehehehe. I don laf so te belle dey pain me. Bros u harsh o. E be like say u don dey find work 4 d past 7yrs. Dis time u no wan hear stories. Reminds me of d day we were paid alawi back in camp days. Men begin put their waistbag 4 neck go baf. Nobody want make pple gather begin tell am eeya. Lolz. It is well o @grim: oga run go the head office o. If u keep dulling urself, u're on a long tin.

grim and evil: yes,can u give me the address in full.plz, if possible d whole text message

Bros is dis a joke or wat. Dem send u TS invite & u delete am? I hope u didnt yab any old woman when u went 2 d village 4 xmas. If na true say u get d txt and u delete am, i go soak cane inside water for 3days come use am design ur back. Lolz

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Why is he informing us like they hav any intentions of returning it. All the billion lootings EFCC keeps uncovering, where have they being going. Like say no be dem dem go share am. Naija is all about PDP (People Decieving People) Abeg nxt topic please!

Omnisharp: @Whiszy: pls read up D'lines in "DIAMOND BANK'S APTITUDE TEST" thread BY FAITHCO. I hope the many suggestions there would help, cheers.

oga omnisharp. Kedu? Hav u gotten ur TS invite?

Pls are there any oda persons 4rm abuja who didnt get invited 4 TS today?

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polipompom: Wer r d Abj peeps in d houz d@ v done medicals? A frnd jst cald 2 tel me he's gottn an invite 2 Abj TS. TS starts Monday, 15 April. Lag peeps any show?

when did d pesin do 1st & 2nd interview in abj? Abeg where oga omnisharp? Am i d only one missing him here?

Omo d thought of d many goodies during TS just makes me smile evrytime i feel frustrated abt d wait. Make una no worry, e go come. Just finished watching Green Arrow. Very sweet movie. Abeg bone DB till weneva dey decide to call. Whateva happens. This time next year, we will look back @ 2day & smile while we're chopping & counting money. Peace out. #Going back 2 ma movie#

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